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鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WDgv2AuOs
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOoso1EnLC
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGfbaaacYh
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMi2pLZ9Me
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbBRVKh4wR
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這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfhRSaOgTQ
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiBvHnKX3s
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlK2T5siyz0
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南冥者，天池也。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91GkS4OX2R
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OLF4Qtaaq
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稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pXMqozZ7s
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix5rDmfgvp
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMWHpOEupz
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGuUqMd9US
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq10nyVblJp
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2e9ADSPxP
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNStftBhvUu
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPgZA9eqVO
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOF7IxHviow
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUY2VFJvCpn
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JxmKVlMCv
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只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6lX6BguvH
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5u54ejXsjR
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Z0jYxjncP
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQe7cjeM3m
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrGHX2KLJV
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcS3DCwSkk
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhifm4CFQk
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rcL1PT89b
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCMq1U2R8r
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRZEWXmXFy
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFERzHFIjp
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6h1ISCURD
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkP8CykiqiS
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPAOZQBwJR
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLuFx0n499
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQYY3ydTCU
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hv1yC9rtH
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnqunHMqkp
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7RpfSQX8d
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSYiMPic5s
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjJmToY1IW
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湯之問棘也是已：425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6Z3tXOsxM
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XP3kNQhJX
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYSv2THsWI
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcciOQP7ZBw
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8X6hf0pIVZ
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvYWCBno78
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanRyNNnyeG
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z6DHr19TP
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqQXL6JxSR
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQbjRLbE5K
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUS9i3zgGBc
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEleurGwC3
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAyPHAhdgm
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQjRc2LT2o
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPInUraAvz
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMemy9PEXC
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOvU8zSyKr
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPKHn3RZ3s
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此大小之辯也。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WhsSolmhw
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGnwRA91MJ
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfc1AruzzDh
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGMBCIrBVU
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadoYAXcM8k
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaX7sGSn0Db
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5R74AnkpD
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBG6uGuSeg
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34hROWRERJ
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VhaOCD4oa
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlR775VlaEC
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcxN5s46b6
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDc11cUw1O
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZhR5J7IyO
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60Dm5ovo3Y
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdZZgdmb5n
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQW3OPx13se
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMszQIlLM4P
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbdRBq1Q1t
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYxGcRLaTN
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8UBhXnhyO
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3eOuU63xR
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBpZT3Hr6y
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMGrXhgK79
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoniew4QO9
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6lS5BKcAR
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjruhuRx15
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83hnV1YhzF
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8foFRLjEv
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztcLxWo7ty
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3p9xTyHUJ
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIo8orCQw8Y
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJRQEmRRbT
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPy85dG9GqS
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOdBNicIvC
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmKClJUT0Z
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcJjeXRF9I
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNWZtFiNfi
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2DPi5ldlW
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmmw9SePjs
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqacVDPZamM
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoRAFPyirX
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRdgbduOln
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ubk6L8Mfu
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcnVrT3o1W
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIKcCIk3gY
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7XjemSVj3
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuvliMbizy
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mPF9qQViC
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDx0NGJVQL
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4We2bn3HF
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljBsXZbKYU
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnvE5TOCFn
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbSn01dTVp
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJBpNq8Dk1
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOBMxhvkT3
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVy3RR5OzNU
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgI9pcEgPF
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHhk1L6YfO
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqFSnbWoLw
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoq7I50tZi
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiIc7R6H6M
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3NwouOh6r
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPY9LtnqVd
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吾以是狂而不信也。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyiFgSNBwZ
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2jNooE0MM
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0jzE6wrag
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvuz0eIra3
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmRVfm5C1Y
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8z5kP4I8X
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7cDP6mHPh
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGjGzYh494
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世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIY7H3LezDe
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOQFFn0RNq
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobo4LjLJYU
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf0iVQN9IJ
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDmHw8UuC4
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEhhU1wLRp
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJ4aPuCHei
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRaongbG78
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw64TB5eLmu
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALhKvgVX2d
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aT94KdL55
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDJMwdSSv0
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKitTYIyJ64
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwz0waK6WF
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SYc5KtuTq
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzGVmttZDG
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMMkMwNUrZ
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4aOrdvZpP
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剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwkX5CXVDu
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPpFBky6mH
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Zl7dBcErc
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uj2Pd6C0G
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CO87Jlqwf
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUfY23Q37O
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiAIQTO9I2
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1ml59HTbG
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客聞之，請買其方百金。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bb8EYfHKs
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Mq5owCfNg
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聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAEsASapkg
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJE1iSMUG2
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzyvuceLwy
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPbICmaqu3
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesX21VOTyA
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvHWpmGMFM
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopwfGCtIkl
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDIxe7hOyX
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfZVXenLKl
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFfa8W8g8K
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMgbPkQlT9
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxLUlcYoeM
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而憂其瓠落無所容？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJQAzmZNOQ
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gMoNmUjPB
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tnxrxPv86
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlj0BSFlmE4
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHaEpK3tUv
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSlVcUnG51
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSy91eB7HF
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXf6ehdJ9L
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM5VReOeuk
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7eTiS3Dy6
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莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyPqJZAnYW
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF175iHKyV4
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrI7XOzXB6g
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtLxPql2IB
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmH6w19ZuL
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMtjxP1flz
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgj1zofyKg6
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhzuPkWbVz
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今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡld6wo3UP7I
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l0Z6Hs2dM
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpaOWEHCFk
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLqqSWuBq1
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLztbtniHfw
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ONGS5ZqzP
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
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