作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqS1geWy3O北冥有魚，其名為鯤。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpCsKIVGyp
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueoHtfhgJP
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK29ddpnMDd
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstkDC4P61G
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnzsd2HqtU
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7Ll6WDo1D
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsHbEnhG3F
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFhUlv5K4w
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDEbZmCdLL
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KlqPbHjLv
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiU1u6oQQjy
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7RH3wy0CN
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南冥者，天池也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNKWW0puEs
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulVzLwlawt
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhY4kxlszk
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOFTVzEhj9
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22IydpR8uq
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1axbAtarb
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXAHClUW7g
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaPDwKlz9o
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6yktQtFlU
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw76xA2qKrw
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EdXWbhihc
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZFUxncRWL
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZiQYDDdax
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoR3aVjkFwh
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQKbpEeRQo
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIctjFmRXD
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCu0d0ZDjVY
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLkEbU1L7T
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZRte4EEWT
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajmzzVNtVl
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwYnbnAMzI
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2VaF48B26
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1liRAbNieE
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFHyTiqPRM
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vEtAEPsZ7
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2BXNNSZRe
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGy79joyru
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GXAr3zexh
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3T93w1ZREh
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIBXAZHtMk
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適百里者，宿舂糧，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwy9cO6nOYk
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKO2qqgMLMT
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJouiz3Ci1N
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBtexgN5sg
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhZ6FGd42Q
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpYKj45THU
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWC7EjyDrpG
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IolqjmV0M
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaespowvOc
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuD6DvfnvBc
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpmYIuLt1u
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHdxMt1Smt
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZydHv6ng1
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxD3NaCDC4
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湯之問棘也是已：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHA0aWOCoq
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPvuepV6zo
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIJXrLkXjF
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Q0U4qRe7Y
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcx0s0n5QOF
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2VeQUyBfX
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwAjiP3Qd4
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvYGmpRd9s
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGrE7EKE1O
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3RDv7kWSt
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdLqOm4PDg
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVJP0ELW2q
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAD0326UXSv
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlagZnmA90
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqpHxwufmM
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OJ0Y1fYOr
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCi9Eqd111i
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLQj7hkkYi
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此大小之辯也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3XWKXkqrV
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjqv2tgmm6
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSzS3kTBlP
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0ngZYt4dO
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznRpSRljzs
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i1twd0ops
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWSRYMNWnK
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsUwhqKHDH
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLLJ0L9GMY
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtYdQIZN2g
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCIYt3THhj
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2jeIOY4O5
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAFOVALJVx
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiglfxm40n2
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ADherv6UZ
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrotW4zmutb
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGpDiwCSeH
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMN8hpNcIj
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHuqgOd5fK
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgorh9Ptjr
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXz37KIlUBL
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OswwjZAUS
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBYHKZcm1x
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2cGzzJON6
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEn2ayu5EfV
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvodium3kjN
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCESWLb97Gn
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7EmBMtPSw
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OCIPNjURA
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyxRPLiMYO
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFq2hvzw5Ch
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOVSSL9V9g
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97qC2bHkob
吾自視缺然。請致天下。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO80sYljR9H
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNwF1dVuG2
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GZv7i77FH
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlgV8iJ61w
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQewqYsu6f
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPHIfNkNZB
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBH0HeQ6w0K
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyo5hlBQWLk
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh42k2FyWiM
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIC2ZjPslM
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48q3jMUKoa
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2N6ql8WrC
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomkxor6kbT
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6nmfrF0l4
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMt0XZ4dyP
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywxsqoCzJo
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxO3zVdmlc
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwdaJE3R4P
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2LU6QMsN8
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeqT2MWnNp
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ec2NXYJDN
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCsRIzV03U
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUu5rUFwt6
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpc3Hw37JQ
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkpui8oBu1
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCUKyOvyjN
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73Of9CcVk3
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgHPzFHZCj
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0uFaatOzo
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hjyvkLyIA
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcE2UNESWCK
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPAMyzipO3
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpdiBIFa2C
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TmM1mUCU4
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxbrZlqFqf
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmybMV3Oub6
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEsDKFxEXK
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8azkozo3uM
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeF3VxtvHH
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NGjLjCH5m
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxes3gVO0sE
不食五谷，吸風飲露；782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jYM5r8FjO
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCeoHupOsg
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8H512OATN
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2E6FUmiU9
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLlqPp1SxD
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3s15pqXhoG
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrmTeQpO1b
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeupcEC63W
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09dWG33wVu
吾以是狂而不信也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6OTgloteL
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDu5EhXkuH
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0zniHA0st
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzOHL25Nzi
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdID5UFQ1P7
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOPvWMBqYO
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VVXzpzlzX
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDlhw1emQS
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWs7QqRgQP
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSTVOhZoKF
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzW0TtZsjyn
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBeKxhupRx
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fbrLHOSMT
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SsS0TYE1Y
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLPQgq5HlY
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTJMyil1RG
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIi10EsKFD8
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUO02aA6iS
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIMBAD53eq
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJTqKp9PNb
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFv7dHOnYC
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJbz0LZKNe
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcedCTEVK4
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qfDrA3t5I
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡik0ZRCzY0V
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4mEswh2UK
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5N5aT7gIk
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIzI0rnguF
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEJOTMvslG
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kEWagJL4o
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpHNdYRZ0H
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RuBlafQxD
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGIFzvLfVW
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcMp3ChL4N
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FIyDLT6ot
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttG5zBpm6i
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxPiG8eFNt
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXreDC4ds5
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTjLEACbPy
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDT5cFAKmJ
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPgo3wKaEZ
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5cdEO2iEW
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOoZLdfSv2
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84Evc9v2lA
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRS5bg8JzxG
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQGgZVSJM4
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24mR0CbElz
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0N3OhFED3E
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUKLLNarQ5
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaPiT3H39N
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ztscQNB1r
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvpVkeKQbv
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3ZvAc3qHy
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rAp3OxoNh
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpkqDHgn6w
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgzevLgkS4
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnTlqds4QK
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2nCVJJ7UB
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9e6X3il6j
客聞之，請買其方百金。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Uk7GaRAoo
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHO2YgnQpS5
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvJdXYaQkd
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5619DFfhw
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZer2PLa50n
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTSGUGruHg
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmRsNY5Gvj
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyx56sWU7Q
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WHsfs0kAA
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLTbSlEGPr
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHFgPHstMA
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8hLQJhjT8
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLug4gdjAm
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ01yFnJOeJ
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDdnvs3HQX
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXnFcNCfBl
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjVMCiEkOX
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcisraPCzal
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaR1wyaIZ1
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyNQXPP6CT
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mhAwGfQlV
而憂其瓠落無所容？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aTG7MHjoi
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4czKmXuCWZ
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBe2bSU4n2
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4Z5wvRJpl
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtGoX13CxS
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Sb7FnSVhn
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfx5j2fxNB8
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8Zjy5gDYZ
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PrRdc9p7l
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe6XdX8Jj3
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ilj0ycvNa
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSObQ1akZG
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtVARYjni6
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgivlWo5aZ
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuox5Uh2sj0
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRudXb79NQO
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2G8ifUfG1
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTg0DQDpkk
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1LIIoSMmt
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5Sp9jHmiR
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4Iydm27XC
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkvgQ5SDwZ
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVvgMjhG0m
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgibhYfH7u
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDNxrrANDg
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwRbhCOXW2
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONzuXdy2Fs
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4d5YwlbJDg
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhivNQrVpme
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhQ0fR76KY
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjopYCIEcHC
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0OSOww5UH
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFROb9v8lG
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRr4xR1UQ57
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkp971TLhLN
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iGOXNCTLI
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kowSUgFgy
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJpWnnAmoM
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1W4QLU7PSC
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
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