北冥有魚,其名為鯤。496Please respect copyright.PENANAmf3oeQHCsu
鬼島上有個黨,叫凹民黨。496Please respect copyright.PENANALqYgJ8qXoX
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鯤之大,不知幾千里也。496Please respect copyright.PENANATtE2ngvXrY
這個凹民黨呢,是很有錢的,黨產多得數都數不清…496Please respect copyright.PENANAxlsStRDdlI
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化而為鳥,其名為鵬,496Please respect copyright.PENANA60vP7CwIBn
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨,叫民凹黨,496Please respect copyright.PENANAvqas7I1QiD
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鵬之背,不知幾千里也。496Please respect copyright.PENANAmjN8lwNuW8
這個民凹黨也很有錢,財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…496Please respect copyright.PENANA66lIvw6a3o
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怒而飛,其翼若垂天之雲,496Please respect copyright.PENANAHBqh6ltljI
這個民凹黨一出來,聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓,496Please respect copyright.PENANAXk0VPwwtRr
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是鳥也,海運將徙於南冥,496Please respect copyright.PENANAIayjXAgq4z
這個黨啊,等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去,496Please respect copyright.PENANA5bzdaj2fkb
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南冥者,天池也。496Please respect copyright.PENANAhRVc0KGTF8
秀場,就是鬼島的權力核心…496Please respect copyright.PENANAf4uup8G5gh
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齊諧者,志怪者也,諧之言曰:496Please respect copyright.PENANAaKjt0y0NJl
稽氏世界紀錄,專門記載前所未有的事情,它裡面就記載著:496Please respect copyright.PENANA3ot2J16GxN
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鵬之徙於南冥,水擊三千里,496Please respect copyright.PENANA4EBa4HqSuR
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時,光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里,496Please respect copyright.PENANAnTOObpcB9G
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里,去以六月息者也。496Please respect copyright.PENANA25UVTkl5Ac
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成,就靠用不完的現金…496Please respect copyright.PENANA3epYHO9YUr
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野馬也,塵埃也,生物以息相吹也496Please respect copyright.PENANA5XZ1jP9nzC
滿山遍野的廣告,鋪天蓋地的文宣,還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…496Please respect copyright.PENANAbvwZHPeLtB
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天之蒼蒼,其正色邪?其遠而無所至極邪?496Please respect copyright.PENANA1ma0WdD6Dp
天天喊著要政治清明,可是政治真的清明?還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心?496Please respect copyright.PENANAQrP5sDHrFF
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其視下,亦若是則己矣。496Please respect copyright.PENANAFRwtQkPKxU
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中,當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了!496Please respect copyright.PENANAouLUn1IoYF
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且夫水之積也不厚,則負大舟也無力,496Please respect copyright.PENANALjDRwxcSaj
在鬼島上人氣不夠,就撈不了什麼錢,496Please respect copyright.PENANAIRR0kn1JLN
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覆杯水於坳堂之上,則芥為之舟,496Please respect copyright.PENANANo3nJ73E7B
只要人氣足以選上縣長,七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1,496Please respect copyright.PENANAyQ0KKZRkXt
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置杯則膠,水淺而舟大也。496Please respect copyright.PENANAgD6x6hl7oW
可是想搞出個海角七億,這樣的地位就還是太低…496Please respect copyright.PENANAIfvi62p9JT
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故九萬里,則風斯在下矣,496Please respect copyright.PENANA7K4WdcdNvl
所以要弄出九成的支持率,先用大量的現金在背後支持。496Please respect copyright.PENANAZ72WwqnVV9
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而後乃今掊風,背負青天而莫之閼者,而後乃今圖南496Please respect copyright.PENANAlMsHpOufsb
然後把持媒體操弄輿論,人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓,然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…496Please respect copyright.PENANA61vIweTchu
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰:我決起而飛,槍榆枋而止,496Please respect copyright.PENANAPReGYEmzZE
小確幸們笑著說:我們本本份份的當個勞工,一例一休,496Please respect copyright.PENANA5njaQpQId0
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時則不至而控於地而已矣,奚以九萬里而南為?496Please respect copyright.PENANAPHxpHZZ5zp
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排,幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政?496Please respect copyright.PENANAKLGyDNanYN
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適蒼莽者,三滄而反,腹猶果然,496Please respect copyright.PENANAPKeGOxnAui
欠銀行一萬,三個月叫你還清,順便跟你收個循環利息,496Please respect copyright.PENANAp3z5Ov5HAi
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適百里者,宿舂糧,496Please respect copyright.PENANA3n3AmKy8y1
欠銀行一百萬,廿年要你還清,496Please respect copyright.PENANAfy0vZEV2fP
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適千里者,三月眾糧,之二蟲又何知?496Please respect copyright.PENANAKDtyi4hf09
但是只要欠銀行三億,銀行就是你家開的,你小確幸懂個屁!496Please respect copyright.PENANARVSEyXUkmq
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小知不及大知,小年不及大年,奚以知其然也?496Please respect copyright.PENANAIbv78rMm63
聘僱不如正職,鐵飯碗不如金湯匙,你知道為什麼嗎?496Please respect copyright.PENANAhPLXgCwFXK
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朝菌不知晦朔,蟪蛄不知春秋,此小年也。496Please respect copyright.PENANAVFjfkjdSUv
台電爭年終,公務員爭勞退,這些就叫鐵飯碗…496Please respect copyright.PENANApPHozCDKRo
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楚之南有冥靈者,以五百年為春,五百年為秋。496Please respect copyright.PENANA4C3AXEi8HB
鬼島有些選秀世家,爸爸掛了兒子選,兒子關了媳婦選,496Please respect copyright.PENANAObUlPhLeOZ
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上古有大樁者,以八千歲為春,八千歲為秋,此大年也。496Please respect copyright.PENANAYypPa7uN3Y
以前的總統老死,位子還能交接給兒子,這是所謂的金湯匙…496Please respect copyright.PENANA4DmHErVRMA
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞,眾人匹之,不亦悲乎!496Please respect copyright.PENANACvCtlXw0FU
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴,大家就羨慕嫉妒恨,真是夠可悲的了…496Please respect copyright.PENANAtHjPc6xwpa
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湯之問棘也是已:496Please respect copyright.PENANApx0f7qT5T9
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著:496Please respect copyright.PENANAfFNkL0EGDU
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窮髮之北有冥海者,天池也。496Please respect copyright.PENANAyE0C9UYqte
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方,是鬼島的權力核心,496Please respect copyright.PENANAldwqFB4BgK
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有魚焉,其廣數千里,未有知其脩者,其名為鯤496Please respect copyright.PENANAOXgaEazC3F
秀場裡面有一個黨,它的資產雄厚,從來沒有人能查個明白,這個黨就是凹民黨…496Please respect copyright.PENANATMfzVcNfw1
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有鳥焉,其名為鵬,496Please respect copyright.PENANARVKqVKQNAk
另外又有一個黨,叫民凹黨,496Please respect copyright.PENANA6Q16gRX6KY
496Please respect copyright.PENANAJhf6xn7vZ1
背若泰山,翼若垂天之雲,摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里,496Please respect copyright.PENANAeKcQ0csqI8
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山,黨羽遍佈鬼島,民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…496Please respect copyright.PENANADOdQh8xkqD
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絕雲氣,負青天,然後圖南,且適南冥也。496Please respect copyright.PENANA8Xw7YsxJPj
把持了宣傳媒體,背負著拯救鬼島的使命,朝著掌權歛財前進…496Please respect copyright.PENANA4dKF16C3em
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斥鴳笑之曰:彼且奚適也?496Please respect copyright.PENANAXLR5Kuz4DP
名嘴就笑他們說,這票人底到打算要玩多大呢?496Please respect copyright.PENANAtJ46pkIhT4
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我騰躍而上,不過數仞而下,496Please respect copyright.PENANAcidvP7e8B8
我每天上網PO文,混個點閱率一二千,496Please respect copyright.PENANA3Lqw6PsCcW
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒,此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也?496Please respect copyright.PENANA5xZhtocxsk
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃,這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了,搞這麼大…至於嗎?496Please respect copyright.PENANAO9dc24KAOb
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此大小之辯也。496Please respect copyright.PENANAKZC8VEGSfx
這!就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊!496Please respect copyright.PENANAUT5zfLfmar
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故夫知效一官,行比一鄉,496Please respect copyright.PENANAMpI6q8Jvf0
所以,買了個美國大學文憑,當了個黨團書記,496Please respect copyright.PENANAqmcYmnHMoD
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德合一君,而徵一國之君者,其自視也亦若此矣。496Please respect copyright.PENANACl3h79sBrI
能拍好總統馬屁,耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名,說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。496Please respect copyright.PENANAhR6VFoBeAs
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。496Please respect copyright.PENANAjhtjdtwftu
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊~496Please respect copyright.PENANA17rukCpyG8
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸,舉世而非之而不加沮。496Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2caKbW7MZ
像宋先生這種人,就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子,他也不會因此滿足,就算全天下的人都想為難他,他也不會因此而放棄的…496Please respect copyright.PENANAmZWXO9KxCR
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定乎內外之分,辯乎榮辱之竟,斯己矣。496Please respect copyright.PENANAj6b6ymIhQV
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異,無視世人的毁譽,也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界,這算是極致了。496Please respect copyright.PENANA42MAxvfZmK
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然,猶未有樹也。496Please respect copyright.PENANAixtTmWIY4G
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面,己經很了不起了,雖然最後沒有成功…496Please respect copyright.PENANAS47GJQ6m83
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夫列子御風而行,泠然善也,496Please respect copyright.PENANA2LU7dGLysR
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡,真夠輕髮愜意的了,496Please respect copyright.PENANAxKznDdqmW2
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者,未數數然。496Please respect copyright.PENANA0ViQuCh0KK
足足掌權四十年,他們連對於福份,運氣這些的,都己經不用再去努力強求了。496Please respect copyright.PENANAs2VcqdyvwM
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此雖免乎行,猶有所待者也。496Please respect copyright.PENANA3PMr2fgKb7
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已,畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子,算不上是完全的成功,496Please respect copyright.PENANAmT3jML98sy
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夫乘天地之正,而御六氣之辯,以遊無窮者,彼且惡乎待哉!496Please respect copyright.PENANAEHtvUKhUZa
要是可以真正懂得收買民心,操縱輿論,將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步,那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。496Please respect copyright.PENANA7Kks9UNp2e
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故曰:至人無己,神人無功,聖人無名。496Please respect copyright.PENANAEXb9Zn2N8W
所以說:厲害的人不要命,黑心的人不怕關,無敵的人不要臉。496Please respect copyright.PENANAlBj4eoEVn9
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堯讓天下于許由,曰:496Please respect copyright.PENANAsQiLGpDQzq
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子,凌鶴子說:496Please respect copyright.PENANAGvKeqPoL6s
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「日月出矣,而爝火不息,其于光也,不亦難乎!496Please respect copyright.PENANA9Q7R8amZmv
貴公子住帝寶,我還住在舊公寓,和他相比,我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去!496Please respect copyright.PENANA5CqoUjddGN
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時雨降矣,而猶浸灌,其于澤也,不亦勞乎!496Please respect copyright.PENANAQHFpysGvF1
您是鬼島大富豪,我還在挪用總統特支費,加減貼補家計,真是夠辛苦的!496Please respect copyright.PENANAAHGjvZm6uH
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夫子立而天下治,而我猶尸之,496Please respect copyright.PENANAuRYZo5suHc
您不做生意就能賺大錢,還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費,而我還坐在這個位子上,496Please respect copyright.PENANAJ00kqR78hU
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。496Please respect copyright.PENANAa8uL6kIDDw
我自己都覺得說不過去,這個位子還是交還給您好了…496Please respect copyright.PENANAxZbOS4E7Lz
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許由曰:「子治天下,天下既已治也,496Please respect copyright.PENANAkZY9ejnI8l
橫孫子就說了:「你在這個位子上好好的,就穩穩的坐著罷,496Please respect copyright.PENANAGyfbUcJkbH
496Please respect copyright.PENANAPxe4JWLcSl
而我猶代子,吾將為名乎?496Please respect copyright.PENANAuOCAKw7whY
現在要我來代替你,不知道的人還以為我想出名呢?496Please respect copyright.PENANA27YM2nHzVA
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名者,實之賓也,吾將為賓乎?496Please respect copyright.PENANAEcyytnsFnF
出名這碼事,是要用花錢買的,你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎?496Please respect copyright.PENANAzF19WJbE5Y
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鷦鷯巢于深林,不過一枝;496Please respect copyright.PENANAOvB6DIz3mY
男人的屁股再大,也就需要一個位子,496Please respect copyright.PENANADSRzjgv3mR
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偃鼠飲河,不過滿腹。496Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4fug9AZXB
地位再高,也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委!496Please respect copyright.PENANAt6JGtDfgnz
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歸休乎君,予無所用天下為!496Please respect copyright.PENANAZT8Ti8sgs7
收回去自己用吧,你那個位子我早就不稀罕了!496Please respect copyright.PENANAmQz3JzWck9
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庖人雖不治庖,尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。496Please respect copyright.PENANAhVmD8XzeMV
就算你自己的位子不想坐,我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…496Please respect copyright.PENANA0KYiHgxO9u
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肩吾問于連叔曰:「吾聞言于接輿,大而無當,往而不返。496Please respect copyright.PENANAO7hxqY5oxv
小張跟老蔡說:「我聽老郭這個人說話,誇大不實,不著邊際。496Please respect copyright.PENANAsl0F6shWk4
496Please respect copyright.PENANAex1UFHc0va
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也,大有徑庭,不近人情焉。496Please respect copyright.PENANAfiHzcW4Amd
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點,完全不合常理…496Please respect copyright.PENANA05bxnU0r2C
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連叔曰:「其言謂何哉?」496Please respect copyright.PENANASkANxT55BW
老蔡問:他是說什麼得罪到你了呀?496Please respect copyright.PENANAEs3dP3NVIn
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曰:藐姑射之山,有神人居焉。496Please respect copyright.PENANAkPnMqb75EO
小張說:老郭說他在杜拜,認識了一群神人,496Please respect copyright.PENANAZQCrJQNuDj
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肌膚若冰雪,淖約若處子;496Please respect copyright.PENANA1Oo63OAqA0
每個都是白種猶太人,高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。496Please respect copyright.PENANAsncKX2fClL
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不食五谷,吸風飲露;496Please respect copyright.PENANABPoAEjWTSi
只吃特級牛排,喝最高級的礦泉水;496Please respect copyright.PENANAjR9KSmeWek
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乘雲氣,御飛龍,而游乎四海之外;496Please respect copyright.PENANAxizZp5Dblh
車是數不清的法拉利,開私人飛機,想要什麼有什麼!想去那裡去那裡!;496Please respect copyright.PENANAJsubLnGP0h
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其神凝,使物不疵癘而年谷熟。496Please respect copyright.PENANA8KOzelr5uT
那些神人一點頭,荒地上也能長出黃金。496Please respect copyright.PENANAtVMu6tFMJi
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吾以是狂而不信也。496Please respect copyright.PENANA6NvwtVVQtI
我想:這傢伙一定是瘋了,懶得理他…496Please respect copyright.PENANAwPD386ZOKg
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連叔曰:「然,瞽者無以與乎文章之觀,聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。496Please respect copyright.PENANAdSloStn1KI
老蔡說:「也對啦!瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣,聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。496Please respect copyright.PENANARjjOpnZXPy
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉?夫知亦有之。是其言也,猶時女也。496Please respect copyright.PENANA6wvLQZ6m2o
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子,腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的,這些話,就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊~496Please respect copyright.PENANAFAUOGBiGlu
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之人也,之德也,將旁礡萬物以為一,496Please respect copyright.PENANAHVr30OPKqQ
那些人啊,他們的資產,可以說是這世上最多的了,496Please respect copyright.PENANAodhXyVliHG
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世蘄乎亂,孰弊弊焉以天下為事!496Please respect copyright.PENANAAZqNlDsviG
就算天下大亂,他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊!496Please respect copyright.PENANAADRhOyni5p
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之人也,物莫之傷,大浸稽天而不溺,496Please respect copyright.PENANAuXRjoBJRTU
這些人啊!有私人軍隊保護,世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的,就算遇上滅世大洪水,他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了,496Please respect copyright.PENANAx5SN54Lz1y
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。496Please respect copyright.PENANAWX2lydLuLv
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。496Please respect copyright.PENANArqDuNpR7JG
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是其塵垢秕糠,將猶陶鑄堯舜者也,孰肯以物為事!496Please respect copyright.PENANAWCa0aOzv7p
只要他把身上的零錢給你,要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情,他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…496Please respect copyright.PENANA80MUUt1UoS
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宋人次章甫而適越,越人斷發文身,無所用之。496Please respect copyright.PENANAG6ktF0V34y
小紅到歐洲賣手機,結果老外都用蘋果,機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有,496Please respect copyright.PENANA4xJI1fBLOL
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堯治天下之民,平海內之政。496Please respect copyright.PENANAr0twPVZuc0
金三胖統治著高麗棒子,專制獨裁好不威風,496Please respect copyright.PENANAYw3VBJLLDW
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往見四子藐姑射之山,汾水之陽,杳然喪其天下焉。496Please respect copyright.PENANAgTqWUrqNkn
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜,維京群島,最後失魂落魄,灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。496Please respect copyright.PENANAIXfANjN2kD
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惠子謂莊子曰:「魏王貽我大瓠之种,我樹之成而實五石。496Please respect copyright.PENANAXxF0CURVp6
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說:「退素君給我派了個任務,讓我接管那個林家醫院496Please respect copyright.PENANANEEu3kKkme
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以盛水漿,其堅不能自舉也。496Please respect copyright.PENANA59uXVTzDb1
那個醫院是搞慈善的,根本就沒有油水。496Please respect copyright.PENANAvs2SF1r1dQ
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剖之以為瓢,則瓠落無所容。496Please respect copyright.PENANAdzAGWKVQ2C
想要經營那個醫院,又擔心它賺不了錢。496Please respect copyright.PENANAKn2xpLWPza
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非不呺然大也,吾為其無用而掊之。」496Please respect copyright.PENANAyXeN1q9ePK
雖然看起來位高權重,可是實際上就是沒用啊~496Please respect copyright.PENANAdpb5jITrcs
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莊子曰:「夫子固拙于用大矣。496Please respect copyright.PENANAuqIQA1dlXm
焱生君說:「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。496Please respect copyright.PENANAd1Z3L9SJx0
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者,世世以洴澼洸為事。496Please respect copyright.PENANApZt56wVmVG
鬼島這地方最多農夫,世世代代種田為生。496Please respect copyright.PENANAubuAJCNUZV
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客聞之,請買其方百金。496Please respect copyright.PENANAPw9GadP10w
外地的人來了之後,用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。496Please respect copyright.PENANATGDBAXifKd
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聚族而謀之曰:我世世為洴澼洸,不過數金。496Please respect copyright.PENANAPPclw69H48
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說:我們世世代代種田,只不過可以討口飯吃,496Please respect copyright.PENANAxg0ZUAF3k1
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今一朝而鬻技百金,請与之。496Please respect copyright.PENANARrcIyiQ5re
今天把這些地賣給他們,一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子,就賣了吧。496Please respect copyright.PENANA7xCIxnocDp
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客得之,以說吳王。越有難,吳王使之將。496Please respect copyright.PENANArL7myzrQmd
外地來的人得到地後,投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃,老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持!496Please respect copyright.PENANABNQAo7Ln2b
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冬,与越人水戰,大敗越人,裂地而封之。496Please respect copyright.PENANAjxWOJvAW6A
沒多久,農地上就蓋起了房子,外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆,搖身一變成為鬼島富豪,496Please respect copyright.PENANA9tbL6fmI5Q
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能不龜手一也,或以封,或不免于洴澼洸,則所用之异也。496Please respect copyright.PENANAbRIb8pAtBD
同樣是農地,有的人拿來賺大錢,有的人卻只能種種田,那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…496Please respect copyright.PENANAOoKdVYE0FX
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今子有五石之瓠,何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖,496Please respect copyright.PENANAqkkLoQN65X
現在你管了那個林家醫院,不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來,496Please respect copyright.PENANAALvHN1ShXO
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而憂其瓠落無所容?496Please respect copyright.PENANAkmbLxguG3L
居然在擔心它賺不了錢?496Please respect copyright.PENANAw4OGcWDH2I
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫!496Please respect copyright.PENANAx0wzZhe2QO
在我看來,你的腦袋裝大便啊~496Please respect copyright.PENANAhG5njc5gzw
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惠子謂莊子曰:吾有大樹,人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨,496Please respect copyright.PENANAOR9n3QpFJW
定一君又說了:我有一個孫子,人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動,496Please respect copyright.PENANAV9rLBKJDfM
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂,匠者不顧。496Please respect copyright.PENANALxZhoZ0xSh
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去,國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。496Please respect copyright.PENANAYjXRC3qIyj
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今子之言,大而無用,眾所同去也。496Please respect copyright.PENANAkqdgFZb7Uw
現在你說的話,也像他這個人一樣,大而無用啊,沒有人會去相信你說的~496Please respect copyright.PENANAUEz3835NTe
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莊子曰:子獨不見狸狌乎?卑身而伏,以候敖者;496Please respect copyright.PENANAUmbI8llxHw
焱生君回答說:你沒有看到你的手下嗎?卑躬屈膝,等著你下命令;496Please respect copyright.PENANAiYh9Q31BjF
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東西跳梁,不避高下;中于机辟,死于罔罟。496Please respect copyright.PENANAX8JEHTmDo5
東奔西跑,不辭辛勞;還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話,還得被推出來背黑鍋…496Please respect copyright.PENANAsHOao6nHKB
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今夫嫠牛,其大若垂天之云。496Please respect copyright.PENANAUrwOQOlmyC
現在老爺子的資政,有終身俸,平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了,496Please respect copyright.PENANAnmmlfvMj0v
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此能為大矣,而不能執鼠。496Please respect copyright.PENANAnL0laCHCxi
可是你問他老婆,他一定不會修馬桶,這也就是說,大的東西,也要用在合適的地方啊~496Please respect copyright.PENANAckrLaMDAfD
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今子有大樹,患其無用,何不樹之于無何有之鄉,廣莫之野,496Please respect copyright.PENANAzoGuurFBFp
現在你有這麼個孫子,你怕他沒出息,幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司,讓他去當個空頭董事長496Please respect copyright.PENANAFCqO1hsbBb
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彷徨乎無為其側,逍遙乎寢臥其下。496Please respect copyright.PENANAEI55ycPgUZ
只管錢砸作業績,愛怎麼搞由他去,496Please respect copyright.PENANAEXAb5p9KJr
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不夭斤斧,物無害者,無所可用,安所困苦哉!496Please respect copyright.PENANAsZSPJKBvKl
不出風頭就不會吃子彈,低調生活就不會被人批,沒有用處,也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊~496Please respect copyright.PENANAvv3Jtwbsyz
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結論:大人的世界好骯髒……
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