作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfA8nBIvMRK北冥有魚，其名為鯤。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aSmGib6Ui
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIZKzfaHhz
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Utx23EDis
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2LkwBnWKW
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmdBQmwLwb
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1Gvg5qrKI
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Jdtgy3XnJ
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNybHC5O9ql
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaH0mRQDhIa
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZ34NOc0YB
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSXcRIpbox
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPH4Z4xhxEa
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6b2Gd9suMh
南冥者，天池也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASHL544MD8
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOohr6086C2
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ992N0kCAy5
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2LUnMsyKC
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXcWxlIU6s
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLhnBxqDaZ
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzTqn0kAY9
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQwkox12ED
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnerPSavcwU
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIx6KJevHW
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZQBqP6TAU
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2JXASDMAF
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNwlgifvsY
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ASDjzGRq0
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN5x7f6qRb
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFXncMvPbs
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0upQhDZ6q
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsA9Btir49
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2BJtLiK9O
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbkz1vX7Qz
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNtIb9K9Py
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yhwW900IU
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6Jyvs87FA
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8v9Qw5boPh
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0zi7hzNqF
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVj0q8YED92
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtH0eQCDOG
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapahe3pnbV
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzJUrOikxg
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0B2g0peAcB
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適百里者，宿舂糧，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4RfUNdY2x
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DerggKssG
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToUwabRv48
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVAfGKJZ1v
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEM9rvZ6LOn
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSEKZmrNom
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64qZ5pRgTl
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXsnViaGaV
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2euYKtDDAT
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhBKfx5K5w
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh03HjN1H9o
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd9j5D7mYx
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzlInKlrKw
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBJzxvdbpX
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湯之問棘也是已：788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgl9joTwTr
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJilIe9RSE
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6u3b2J4Mtr
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXTDU08hbi
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuFGXfaWiu
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TkuDuaHzo
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHwTSrkEzs
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITJyL71SOb
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAIsR4JJwv
背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDEPfPfakf
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfl06IRi0Nb
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmVJVd09kx
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyxprkzafk
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozp4k2Nw6c
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHo2FrXlYG
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh96COP0gC6
我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFb9WMa8Z9o
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfw4u9Iws7f
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡal9Td66D1o
翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEoJQZR5Kh
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5Wj4znA4h
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此大小之辯也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyXY4TZmvR
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKki5erxMn
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNvqgmWKOJ
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSaVYGTjgl
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCOWgBgqvM
德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZHchb1ocs
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPX2WRYAhFI
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthc2aRF5AB
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgKvW6o6SM
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvWT0m6yoF
且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHPI5yiYxg
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GmB4mQAnn
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfe1LlTffq
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiFWpnzCup
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadGcyatq6Y
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRpx3yp9Hx
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuKWFi1AYo
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzKmTcBh93
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYQjQbXHaC
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToQ29RYPXE
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29kH6TTSqw
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4P4eo2fle
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmR1top2IQm
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL21oj0pnDY
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2YVf2Jlzh
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZ0wcuccy0
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788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJlQAw2iHZ
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXYpW1kJRO
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfcJe7ZLZG
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE37blYivpR
「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfFL4XaYSi
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZewiJLgaYV
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7DssnIbNl
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJM4Svi0Y0W
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoupFqL9Lye
夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAHViIGEV6
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPDxoVyoH3
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7AYfvgxKi
吾自視缺然。請致天下。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmNkfavFNm
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8L0RXbSKpH
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEXqAoRABZ
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkswOKTojyE
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DiTBBqaod
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWOBGFJF1Q
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKm8r8cbwE
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkI1FU7YdA
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fO6SPY8Jo
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVYa1rmxZ8
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLxRYbNTXR
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZ0UrpF89q
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe54i1YXAt5
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDTCF4p6KM
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSZd3yDscb
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiSxzwLQFa
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYlzkQZ08j
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bqbMkEq5F
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfBRT3iBB2
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYEkE8iajX
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVHrXWXQWA
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrMBzDziqp
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUtTBqYngI
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5yiv1VCRR
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwRQx2Q2rS
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqiPEGE20G
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkjMaaDaAe
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9xBoj8mCr
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9mRmUD3E4
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIH0zJHdoC
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhznV4gMHC
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj64LWTNc4U
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqS1dKW5uuy
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPXIMTklZh
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJWWB8QsEZ
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbStTTSx0Gs
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNh22R6US35
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHttBEyDpSD
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIM8BsI14h
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOkjJo7Yqz
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJ1gzuCpBA
不食五谷，吸風飲露；788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvFB9MJq8n
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAN1BHSU0xa
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPdNdRcEAO
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtpAAqDHsV
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkD3cOoOBAX
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteVwHi4fds
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQH3carhJLe
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW958yUlZ11
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0tQjhRFku
吾以是狂而不信也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugyoYQQTxp
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOMRjBHQXP
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqBn3lwvxZ
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKVPLejU15
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxcHFUJOfg
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIogSE2NI9G
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmEq4JLncy
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0CqZiUoLY
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVd2hqzXk4
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1gcrGaVAr
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKSOIonjRz
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqdEEgf481
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cbG4vi99E
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2RNqY2lnC
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcnxxIrMdw
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNjORHf0bO
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGN4WUgSHR
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7IYAStk2H
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMk2y9k2FR
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU5jOpjwyW
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfOej343im
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgph4k0pqL
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxgUTBs7rk
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9Lu1Vx89D
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruXxDOn3ib
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLmJBHDMSK
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGk0I3WCwBJ
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5x7QbleWW
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyJpiyikw0
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzxHPNYkaO
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNlhHd8sxk
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqbCBPZsDN
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQruBGVPSzb
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeldEUoCxQ
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScb8DnSnCe
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtP7eZqmRGs
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQwzB7cEma
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLQnWlKspy
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡen3iS4nTH2
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLkV6pO4RR
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZS5X2p2yf
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOpKgHGLqD
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcf739tqVE
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvc0ZUa5HD4
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47DtJYkQ86
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4KeoFBP1U
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBzh1lFjHI
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYo37i2nlRb
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5W5ubANUis
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGA0xCN45b
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYnSDhLxFz
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhio04mZTht
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlZm5gZPdW
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw81UeIBArA
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8QxjEUZ66
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLWGOryaep
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUskEfNRBZc
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivQrUnPoz5
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbckvE8bXGc
客聞之，請買其方百金。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBWzJYAwd0
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUs8UxYJv3Y
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb281uG1gYc
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMoi0SnrUc
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡad2RpShUVh
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGNca4DBty
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTqNjy49cm
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrMU8YwRnz
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBWwkqzli6
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJwZm45EPB
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGYA6CyGgu
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFm4u2Mw8T
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCu8tIY8PmV
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRh29nvLdoW
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDzHTHOjuM
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7m3J9cfzOQ
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95qmpLrIkp
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmItj9nzooL
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjnaN5amKL
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5thLOOvolG
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNvwM0FYK6
而憂其瓠落無所容？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuRyiApdVh
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0peAGDx07
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0yUtlmIny
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1utMXMosv
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrpJe5uHel
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5rapa5WIH
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2dYHQfBGY
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxv64I9sc1y
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9Wfw4kl6U
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMP40vNeEvO
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORWLyAFFCZ
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr97sZ69pmj
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7xdY39MVV
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyDu4VbBMk
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaYONEcyqg
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHmJbuxQN7
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImdLlVMO46
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGldg3ALO4
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXzaZshHUk
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXFrSfnube
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxADyUIAvpU
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PULPXVyY6
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZs0nAo1PE
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIWwGzqKOp
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneGktkkF4k
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvh6Ey8QSy
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEJPQcPmwc
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZ3MMc8rug
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqhSY4zaxH
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICKkJO2Qgb
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxX1BmYvYaJ
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0EQ4uTsDo
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRmHBQlPvA
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu497pYwP00
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKxa4ueJUU
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYWAIeOWrQ
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