作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU7dXx6Nt9北冥有魚，其名為鯤。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1xf4zC6a8
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5JhzT75Qn
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNkx21hLOP
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4rTuzgoZ7
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM77H7qN5IA
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lrqFcKaVD
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTQhTZdt41
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNp6oimMJY5
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqb9FFDcSe9
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIBIo3F6bB
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzG3HUKUuR2
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfJTYJX2Fb
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南冥者，天池也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZf3V73z1k
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6R7VRFktee
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0r5jPmU04c
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtr4p9KpZcn
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡum7YLJDmJf
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7wtFc789a
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZxyPABKAX
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1RoslnaFm
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QuXH2epqu
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvEQQ9q1Ip
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCfseozXys
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoPewrFKEc
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9tKcbOtmz
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVenhZbmvU
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfoOXUZkB8
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe06SjrJBsm
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGikfyKNdbd
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8n9DuWjxtm
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CCsSwwFiQ
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0B0S4MCMBt
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKLXxpOB6d
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡan2HJ6oSgg
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1q2rBIm93
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsY1wiD9ECy
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGiZhuvgOB
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroOWsKyJO3
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzPyc1Dpn5
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kJKxv5x0h
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2g5xw4s4oL
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOaADvFXBI
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適百里者，宿舂糧，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG73QAaa51K
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2A7mwe0dkg
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKacr4E2NGw
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsHS1Hyh6L
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIubz3bgsND
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoso6Q3OQ00
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefj6yfv0Qd
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtKlAjwkDL
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSobz8bqZVg
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliJgRBbna8
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSsSdNa85J
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPZQNJ6QWs
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbrxEYWJng
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEL8ZtLenC
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湯之問棘也是已：686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bY4h773mb
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7nqT9JyBE
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8A7LLMWyHu
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0Dtvi3Dcd
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6ZsmYeRww
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35fsl0UwUs
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjiLriwAMe
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89kj9Xo6RC
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBw0WQCjjrf
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXSbJA4SZX
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjL7rRFCUO
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvBI8vM3JB
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wnqiCFXRc
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3BGk72pAh
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZUoKo9ncg
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5R8Vc5LLPV
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTHIh0VSAR
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLItIu1Hdd
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此大小之辯也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7IHPkYODn
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iXGF2x202
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE7pHwjoUE
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Hi2bdOHwb
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQQdigdsJr
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqi2G49vj7j
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHjkgJ9ZoH
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRx0rnaEDQ
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOHOK2zKGK
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoEuBZqP0p
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAV52e1Tr8a
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9y7oXM7AN
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHDv00ipbZ
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3dqgIUivT
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONrgwrZJ0Z
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCK2rlKayI
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUPtfrZBN4
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVcI3LAZgj
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJkx2iPOBb
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsvrNd5LBk
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaPzn2ED19
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOanihvIUHO
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkpMyeSKmn
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3R1YO7FsS8
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN54cb3Skl6
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJkA2IvFZV
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQWXdqAlOp
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFo8NMORqG0
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQu7wRMzDG
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJ0x3bGAZC
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXID2AebSoI
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtd9hayB8D
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9fdJAzSea
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qbWuOPyUT
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8qcNyhmrC
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkaRw8zJZv
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjes54pvk0
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjx4Z7d9ie
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLW7bU1urf
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ5gfIltAw
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjCsveuXoW
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBQwGarpIl
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSdreCEqLW
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLnZ2HJ395
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFka0yndHhq
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbOs2DSNWI
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwDySUM41J
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAR3Qp3NGR
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdB1eXGX8M1
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5wF4o2wEZ
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX45S9SplFL
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBWOs0tX8N
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHhc44n54h
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWiyHDeat7
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvwF3ZmQrR
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYF7tKdjnwk
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxWlwlIzGf
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Z1ZDyXIom
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJatmFEEqY
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPyUEtfwaT
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ734EXgQmKL
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzpC0M3t8Q
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rOVL4rurj
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wzJmgTXoG
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxOsK5MGgi
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iu3pD96dq
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIV6A8fPHj
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVXNG4vLdn
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡly6xLTv1Cy
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2TPPUR9lJ
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1HopjHPY9
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJDmMCNfwJ
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDF6ma29ln
不食五谷，吸風飲露；686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ993DjQ91sE
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIo9wDuzQcn
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QfyzuUuDY
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCj9EalSSt9
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mSlHinwf3
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgWPt8G1MQ
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHjF4BtvCd
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLL2rsWLBDM
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08bPf5Fjii
吾以是狂而不信也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3gIXUckmg
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBeROgaVB8
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPEFFLEBrK
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMfUPcE2vR
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnBpB2QGzx
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9rfuZnobM
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4D0GyeeNlJ
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UTwZdjYG3
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNQ0v6XS8M
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcmInY3uNC
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2L2zl7M4vd
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBQyQoaRj6
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbSX9LEATM
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cNTDevZXZ
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP60MY59mYp
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAOEWcZlAf
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYSgwQC8te
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YGjlDmMMx
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VwtWMo49X
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjg5iHiy3H
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTvWWRbrww
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUc2Pn5lOjk
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M5d60or3c
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh59vKYCxLU
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfSQUKCVfn
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirALedYnC9
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSD0JJsDZhJ
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3x2QC94bGO
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodxfmYsTKM
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1cAn2saRa
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAisSSa7rZ
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPU2fsqktw
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRm8Q8fDNX
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbhYD67cj9
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sc681mycK
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj14GKwwbj
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9CWqPQlDH
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZsbortGl3
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKQrQkhvSJ
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImkZhw3TEn
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANFGTs8eDv
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdXU5EPSMw
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWTgviCvUc
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcWy2LLcOH
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKX3x8W4VON
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeAcLV9mCO
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKmZuQlpUE
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5vzR4SaXG
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4Wkl3DhET
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmH5VwJuKZj
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZd79G9C4r
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqRkbMmfrk
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24YTa4WDh2
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8UHaWtzcu
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvehhlsLh5I
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPx5hMO2SXY
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE556Tmvo5y
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMXuqU8ION
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyedEjITJ9N
客聞之，請買其方百金。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYbolfwkcL
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOUs6aCltN
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTj2a274Rcu
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WsROa3VC3
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCUVN696bk
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYaMFuJCXz
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7vyihKUZK
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxcb48KmvJ
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTVvi06FIB
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNYwBs52PX
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4BE3CKamo
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37JDn1JFW1
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeRP0wf2e3
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDf4CMN1xe
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjM9NISdbiD
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2D2rf6rzcF
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZ2Omox9b3
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMlVZBRKri
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUCN8wbIcO
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvuneMDZg7
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2sAuGOQvx
而憂其瓠落無所容？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxNCAeJsMD
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DjGNXRS1I
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8uxpUEqYB
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMjVFmDxfR
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bl0bIWwQa
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC4Drb7Kng
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVngL1Gy1F
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vECdERNFR
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkkiwNpM8N
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUD1Nbvka7
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpBP4zC60P
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RBYO4ztbQ
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SaryulITM
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyRVN6qV3b
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsU1JHJ98mr
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuGS4wbK3f
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4pIbUhKxc
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILnDCaCav1
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2887yUlmw
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9b5S7xmJLG
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90K8EMuprc
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzw91lpGL4
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP7i4AFWCb
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1BiKrJbXm
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Txh2xe02j
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEASWNM8g2J
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPTEtCtO7R
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmFFogls4q
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZq2MC3CsvB
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTtpTOpUvI
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bOqUMiBhh
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAMINRNaCn
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwaV7gPHgn
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2t2f92aal
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmVnOwOp2b
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUbscIJRHQ
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnYAwqJJxV
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSA665CRM9
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIRqedESuQ
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