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怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcujAU0xji
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0dYAsKMMX
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrgIpMOYC9
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLogHs8qS34
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現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7X1JteT9ue
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湯之問棘也是已：805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaATXSHE2p7
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQjNlznUpQ
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgdzAHaAa2
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9LphZRAW0
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyby5nC8gP
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhFMi5pOpx
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmAKv3Q33j
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65w7TBGyCB
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這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHY89izo6r8
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTKsVljFqw
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtrWCst6Aq
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzCp2W1ph2
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNb8cmI1GC
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtHtxDqvg0
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInyqfQ23mN
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwjhN8R73Q
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWv4ZjphQ08
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此大小之辯也。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkUQGz7D3W
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPSKy6gV9v
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqj986lE3U
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRGtueETos
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JS79qdHPK
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEHLPwGfOK
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGYHaHshWR
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTMr4IvJLX
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqQFzuxApG
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdkkAVMhl5
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KsCGQcCTE
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrqiDVHAt3
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC7mLNvXxH
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK0Le63qLk
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbzPcDWGsv
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUlAsA3nQn
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaT6ScFYzsJ
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz064W0lqh
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1nilITf5i
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEN3v0OXOmd
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGFd5dGgH3
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObg01HCO8D
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNPZc1ardd
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DI996rD2F
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOUAhD2zd1
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGXjY12u6h
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0M0D52gcoS
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHbnkCobDB
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLpV4N60vM
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxleSVfur3n
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWhUVCEjYR
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz4IJWj7CC
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToDHV02KkJ
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJPJlALZak
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVy1V6qof95
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2N6cA2epSg
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLagm8FXX5
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswnxDLSWvV
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5XyhyzXMq
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqJJwprDR0
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaDCr0ZdtJ
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHcGl9T9iC
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jyfteNI0h
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNypopbYE7
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JI0aDdj8s
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSfwgERnJh
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHYrqNsnnP
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAjlX1AuxQ
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsH6bimxF7
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtewZfePvpm
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyP1EwAQUG
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiUy6bSByK
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwDoreaf2Z
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzfBZq4MlC
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEa35cetTxK
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsCm6KixY5
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjs042tNoG
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tEEOaKBwG
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeuNtEFf05
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkaWEqdoFo
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwepVrgqgm
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96Gkq6ONGI
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JepNDsILz
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1uR11a84g
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthFDV2T5Iq
不食五谷，吸風飲露；805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroBZo1squ6
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiZGvlLTfM
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0LpQ9tuFK
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieUjUKPDI5
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VxsRVMBmn
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2XHJhA2m3
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吾以是狂而不信也。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEV4swgHUq
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUZkUa0dqS
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuc2eVbWB5
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSDBPM5zaE
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLXs9EPC3I
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOH8VdAbDm
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ920uByq2v6
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wLIWBmrmy
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFVEHVcAWG
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9ezyuCxAI
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJo8C8Clsd
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ab3niTKbj
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO83bmQiEK
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOXiKBgqPY
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhlIiyVoFq
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3A15ZBGms
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZL2lS3PLus
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbDQQjXri3
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWDdSQGb5j
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9uTo5JYMr
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRNZwhIEuA
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVBn8TztjN
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cMNsHJKkW
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZYmBVdhRi
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedpQpQVYOy
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Mg9ZIVHM0
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqSmRYtio6
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAmG8JCRjS
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNb5fThixp
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8Ixc8yYxT
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIcAZktEpy
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtGYykwPzh
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVOsFDSEup
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyn62WbhzON
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPPE0uGWkl
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUi6w4m6az
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4vA8NpmfH
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTNeqtwVWg
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8mqLXRiAh
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5Y8OYDIYb
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3TqBN5k2Y
客聞之，請買其方百金。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjklLCYFWo
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yDlZdDXT6
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgST6ILf6se
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7ieSrPxLv
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHgQubSe4C
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTyjfGgFQe
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcTe39Ttfi
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lEsEhMqcj
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdJ6o3koVH
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjF5aBpR0E
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzER9346YRw
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMSPz1jKbA
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zCenbymPq
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjupBUaD6xI
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5731ADOhf1
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCpDDTikiB
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lS6B7sbeQ
而憂其瓠落無所容？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6crJz2w16
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxfNzluLj4
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAWLzOSwi5
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOU7TB2Ivx
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgwbP8rxb7
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOtqtzf4cl
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRNLHoNZrc
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTt48lJ1A3
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8y122oj2o
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTPNFl0ve5
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡar1pXg1ryr
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvAp8P3gQo
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ECipsXL0v
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eBMoXdO0H
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnIrjczzSE
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBH8lcqFve
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoLQHml4uu
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgvhRh0TyO
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2g5eUopit3
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfdELb2MPX
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe17yj7kPyn
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSaTdUhQv8
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lgBr4aqDz
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjUvXqach9
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Vl73YIKnR
805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyAUXMjFZV
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjvZHdRx12
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6D4qUmIAN
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
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