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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJr1Zs3oEa
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPLQyGRuXP
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyqIxlg15J
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdoVYnv9ph
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JUUkIc5sg
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZmWavmKg1
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsexzSw6dbX
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95hIIfX2G7
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBxayDRgdv
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSePc0A2mP4
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南冥者，天池也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYkvyAcQPB
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQ25YK9Vck
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGy6akPbF9
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dwQ40rLtf
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFG7kEIZ8Z
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0huHCfQVNk
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24g77k7JXZ
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZLK0QJzYj
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DsxRVpBlP
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUcpTm55PL
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucAtmZTdVn
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4UvyMuslC
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4upX6OFEjN
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDLh25pe49
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmGploR5Gi
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsgNIn6rfs
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIA3PDQ4qF
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZiRWBHqGJ
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp824GUbGSe
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUGuSL8gMU
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWo8LZjJtw
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdhN2DXfbw
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6w9V5S0ml
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVB7ls2qTa
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgW5QL8v3NI
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjLsus9OgL
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCwSQ2p7hi
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUarpFCUTv
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnIc6dwFdy
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsrWjJkTUj
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cbxi06gxu
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfCLHD3X6g
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9mk3LsGlv
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUf04RyPZQ
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlXNzMORHt
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBbBwk7xow
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCQbbK4NyN
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttHqMSasrv
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湯之問棘也是已：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrtTJmbIip
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaswN5ip1lq
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFd1LXGGe1
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTKw0tX3mP
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5AggLdVrM
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00iwBwNSAK
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLccAnN8Ax
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCMk6OClHY
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujt3u7cVSi
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgfh3pu3dM
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzhVDhiU4s
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLd5rwChlo
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsBGLzjxkP
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91lYVvv1ZR
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOh06d13O0
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDJ30emnld
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysmGkrFM4A
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSRWINJcdn
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此大小之辯也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJBF5IunAw
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2U5WNOlfy1
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzJNTzTlzH
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnjI49vteR
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIa3bLrRCIw
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2v40L9q7F
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLXhJhyyJq
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJ5e6xLZp1
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4Pz48Og3C
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLteoUG9pt7
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOGerKm2hU
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGwpTOq5r0
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8gPq9dU9y
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErbmpYDSHM
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisnVqNdNrA
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu551A72aLJ
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mrpWjYk9I
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZOU1qiJZd
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqb3UBhOL0M
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSzdaxdCuX
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrtIqtpLbV
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ycP1igAoK
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGwRvHzyDY
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AZXsFVuWT
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZSLdCxAeo
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJKBFltVZ7
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV67LiM0AVs
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsl1lGGHmN
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZL4iMlIRx
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAq9Yjkcbmz
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNjX5Snhn5
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJniTocztY6
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33PdlYXzWD
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4nIRQLuME
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVJnBvVe7f
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnbbtM8AtC
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMID9XJ7p0V
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BHqOy2HQV
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKxG0ucEtY
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWlnZcPYdJ
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43F6aJb7K8
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluBZKDP2Rn
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWVl6GpSq4
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpIo5hNErq
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRC7gdZlwtS
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7n7tsuik8
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO5jMkthGD
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8CPqAyN1D
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡno6HHmIPCn
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUm3bze19RU
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2hXl4qVNz
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGmlBNZ3Hi
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuPOz9p8yk
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHNkjK58kt
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiutWpglXF
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdvCsvjxBh
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8ZOEmhhi0
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIN1IgWZQdK
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ncdbsfkcj
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbONQC249g
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1hHQYhjy8
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbeFqTsC5L
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJvoRWnsbk
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdngnbhhEQ
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HBBQ88LC6
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5aFbnbO7Y
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LgWHKdzyl
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONYY2Yny31
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUHueWCPxO
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlbxXPyHV2
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsLpJUtMxQ
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2NY9gbgeD
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1CZdOIT4m
不食五谷，吸風飲露；707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡni05sUkGxD
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqSiyXVTxn
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oVsQ8p7v8
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgTUgdt8HT
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyxqoHf5Nw
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01E8VrlSJM
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdzZhxdLJd
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13sJDqqQgA
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoYPA0UhAy
吾以是狂而不信也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gBkBaBxJD
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOs8JiwrBZj
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YiRijZjjz
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4l71z08n6
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KvRPyX4fF
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHpicDmmm9
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtN4ePP5uO
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QtdqQOquo
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJStEamDc4m
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZzD5nuzJY
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pCgl6qAbd
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpId5nVesjR
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmHWeUWjly
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FO6YIJ2X9
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeQDbgnBe3
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfuLucccWc
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGkIvgZlHE
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT97wRZY7di
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4WbvHA1v1
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVk8WJCMGSw
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhTTvswFwS
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzMnKq1Ufy
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Xe1bu58Jp
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVyrkJ2v7Z
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbvq5WUgpb
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjE5UH9UYc
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOdT6CC8ei
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXymDOuYmc
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpXxHwolqp
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfoithXR5E
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2hG7AXf7n
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVY5QsWdLW
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUEaiEqxxn
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4ucSAdA2y
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeCqtR8C6G
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KCeRgpkxL
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJA0Dfu7YvK
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuGRrUVJXr
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5H58trhCWX
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgvJjz23xx
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWGEPf04Uk
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkncsGGsbT
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9t8XMXbeLe
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnups2ajFXU
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqZW239wIe
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlp7prqAf1
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaoOaFhS6R
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBbNHmXmgV
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZnBSxGG0D
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMzy6r1vGV
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡax22XHp5if
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60l9CnBhf6
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJSZqB8ZJ3
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bdQ4orFVS
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63D0hbpN6W
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlt8jAobdBa
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMQdklK0lq
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPaglqw3oQ
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncJOFkxRlB
客聞之，請買其方百金。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmYkY8hBFZ
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qAjahDIjL
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffSdBBRZCr
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75og1rqnBD
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlD5u2rFTsr
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyYgQndkfd
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDADa7NDWoB
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgN46vqy0N
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGPDnMwPPQ
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QSF1xOl5v
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoMT8ZxiIz
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJpQ20Sl4e
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBkmeSpq36
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpM5KBF9wIa
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL95JgOK1sA
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15ZuLQH8cx
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18t80fWjdY
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJdqfPsrec
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmQAL1zB6x
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsfzezOvWH
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1R9VZc6b2o
而憂其瓠落無所容？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhcyWHabOa
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BzDvbB1ya
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCIjJpNkcC
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jokvZFomE
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzo9AeShPn
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsf2Oz4Q7i7
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzByGSTbSeb
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeZxPgW7qb
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsj4Syt5ceD
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugzMmAGi3g
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwebUb5J4rz
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxjyE5WdWQ
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoERaeBSn1i
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwSlzdb4NI
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0DqGtwDz7
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BU7ZVZwEV
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwMsJv1Ifs
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPLLejaHZs
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3h2bjoF6Ii
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59MdzFfwQ4
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqCqOq34q5
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vodKAK8pj
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORKUByNHZv
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VtJ7GJOGI
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTBt7Doesf
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpZnol5jv7
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEgoeDoNAA
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGs0lGx9Zr
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECN03sIzjA
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj06PPJhR2d
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUJXOzLvWX
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9jSIfQEP6
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WA0kDdwKc
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutvTvUuBcC
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeBG2DT0Uo
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cfyn2odl8
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQCc7R8uns
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmhGYbV4Pj
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8Gw8xtjNo
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