作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzDasuPoYI北冥有魚，其名為鯤。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqo5EuNIdmA
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdE5wQHTzFU
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdPZLZS5Qz
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRodqSw1sUI
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVyPSo2cP5
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFOmSeYNEc
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2N4aEzI0Sj
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpiVqU4D2I
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTxCy58COy
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xATAfbPmW
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQuzSLH7aa
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVjdgxCyqJ
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南冥者，天池也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlanjXTojoO
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpTnS4weDZ
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKRaNxSZIK
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWExk93XZj
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1MVYQjqNs
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbguPFiQA6E
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcftd6vLWJ
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZAFmtig2l
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2CBvqYOAc
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZ4JxItXZ3
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ti5Ymu46v
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9lOT7n2pZ
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvEZNiiUZH
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7rjeGTbWi
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfD5J73IKY
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTMoZIZAtl
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpZ2NJXbZg
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuTyQ0UBDR
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fwbeUcllN
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRWjCvT0Bh
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS231B7PsPq
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELYttSjpW3
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnMuGhjJBE
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDx5XvtUKlR
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusBlNRYkZu
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGFN24dNXf
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EtIQBg7ZI
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzO636lDD6
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27NHtczisi
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBrcMT4NJS
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適百里者，宿舂糧，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwPbTbQjEG
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9Tbt9SFEq
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKV2FqH2rSB
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAy6flfWRm
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Az7bZ5go0
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQKYvQAQSG
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2Br0iONTA
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwK5D2qCgho
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvN7ZOboyQ1
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeffhUMtAf
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4BfHVenHo
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3GopMa3If
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SpzVYDDRc
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvN47cTYA7
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湯之問棘也是已：677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6EwcVjsTK
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fgnk4MDlz
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoexcxHVxfo
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvwUHtDOKq
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtHaIPhpxW
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4jM2aJEk2
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6mUVSB39S
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPk91Y6lNN2
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksM8g6xffE
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuhvmRwHku
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96ryjEGdnP
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGvcUahn5s
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuGpijFFTN
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfu3EdwYIvE
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUkmUY4bwm
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDdv9FiX8L
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnytA2WiOwu
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDgA4E50fD
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此大小之辯也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4x7IZl8Vrg
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUrBvtXLeH
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DVyVDSBba
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6RWbmfveT
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6nXhPgKpf
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiRYMvBNPh
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrETpXY5hz
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYqfMHAglL
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTOJzk4B13
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAKvurMRYu
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtMwoEiKq7
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRlTVVmZxw
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwwQJolTXS
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjaJdXKcrc
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSaPhYFKWd
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17ExS8whBA
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyfq8B1xVD
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgoXFnQRHu
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzb3QOANf6
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrHJxGwckC
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mRABuzxyx
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraPydRfq9M
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KBK32yIqV
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9WXhIpYou
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXhJyOzFBq
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqN2HfcCpye
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIU3dtEFtg
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHmzTDbzCA
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhi3PFXX4oX
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCTKUBEsE4
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9X3Lk5A7J4
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgXSKdSt0c
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8WsCoX7Nk
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGXcN5cMjK
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuURr1q17sV
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoeSXEEytU
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNyJRwLRE6
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXNsp7M8uY
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL89CKf0Did
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjA2nPbu7WJ
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ840ODGFofY
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ef2zvIGyd
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AL3JbYk0H
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlw5A8EK1UU
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69efvuZZo4
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaa2yZiJkO
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjwEu5lqWs
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZEqbbfIWS
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibcSGeGyN5
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKntuemCFq
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5B31EIsAb
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuc6jqVfDL
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJVupIp01U
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWZ9eNYKw8
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72ybzWbVHJ
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4KV7f4lkz
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcAOlQWk5z
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJTZQKrXpw
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1Evr7MIFZ
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TksiE4y0K
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDwMDcUg6g
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡko8iIjTBnK
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnRXprS4yv
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2A5u4IOsv
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpfFG71VlI
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHMBhyKZ7S
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTlUzVElcz
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZpPDFgEAF
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLz8T3417x
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4cYhdcxU9
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7l2PoMucfJ
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1nXMB4Dap
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLSLoVDl1a
不食五谷，吸風飲露；677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByGOxJn0Xr
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHfBY2DgYf
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfheGVzMdK
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYRSEq8yFk
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ398SDkFekG
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeffoRqXKr9
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOOva2B0Xk
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2hvP4EAtZ
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXli89AGauF
吾以是狂而不信也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIIggkyJGi
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtlBmvuGuk
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLZRuQKxNz
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBSOFIg7sf
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuemWMR6Ao
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvks3eUuKvj
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJM9IDa6EYj
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaQbftRevB
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhm1fHpcaW
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIaegngOV1
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZ3MFhQao5
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0lAN4xIht
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCztvRnLp7k
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBM0328RC4
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCocCJqSgE
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iazVMVQfz
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreyb9BQ1ln
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNjXraKMBv
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVedtATMyI
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrTCCVYkpk
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVsGGRXmgz
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3i56yklHi
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwtp4yKuNE
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ni9Y5kuiF
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hKwNmLs2p
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQN3VGmOmq
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxZiF53vqJ
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXGQLjuTk7
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkjQu1n1QY
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqxL2nuxrb
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhYiunsXJE
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQQw0rumhg
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOimiNQM1W0
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JS7lQpAuY
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBqIw8jdBv
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxbKVsNSfz
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX8SdoW6cA
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpUmftwKlW
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPiD4QFUaQ
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7oguhfOfH
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30k8uLU4SL
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmraP9siUi
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTu0OFOV98J
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsHRH5gg7x
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpM7pembV5j
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmO32YXHHSJ
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqhVVoBV2U
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUTejKi3ip
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNIvOmXGSD
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYsCBkUhwJ
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZNZFbtHVY
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIidh5vmwB
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKu73E39BM
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NxNvNxcAp
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiiAdcyAOe
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZBdCcjmjE
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjzEvmQjyC
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptkbT893CR
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJlkOyGRgF
客聞之，請買其方百金。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjfWSzSs4V
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fii8F8Mp2
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZIbmJgoaZ
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5ajXCNdL0
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY3Ziw6qsx
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5eJQT3kVh
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZqlPeTk14
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGuUZmEbvz
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAyvLSb7uD
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxr5Q6yRT8
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6xbVcKaYe
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJrSSoQ2cl
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cgfZaIBt4
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JAkSMpLtH
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuburFLrtZc
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RJGye5ylG
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlbMiOcKp3
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ234ZFxmIxz
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnY3RE6CCT
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXs2UMNC4pr
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyx4rzFi2OD
而憂其瓠落無所容？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkTP5mOEOz
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWd2FrwggER
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4bwXr3ulo
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2IAvXav0U
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYJ8NbeY4a
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmdH7BUF39
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPunDTegbsN
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLshNpxGUEQ
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDoBh1Xb27
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrY7n9qeztq
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyULVbC9LeL
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAY5eDxXpK4
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7JUCAauST
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQRZOvLsrf
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrCzVXRC5x
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZIEs9pMAX
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqFuXNdB38
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvir7uO4bZD
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmKv1PYnSo
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFH5SI8ITF
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KyctBchd1
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3I8SAbMLM
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrECnY1sAOA
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRcoG3G8Vm
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9PYo1YiqG
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ2CK1A4u7
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr78xsuPiTZ
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIgJqWDqU7
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFvUJsWGAU
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGk1jyNMQYy
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kIRjJuzAh
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHk5PjOX1F
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQouJ8JPsK
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE34JpWPlEy
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQpV2KeCvm
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09WZgwWdOn
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9bNEcVDXB
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJnGVpxjWH
677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61B94HpnhZ
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
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