作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDawTRrNYnn北冥有魚，其名為鯤。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqFz0ElUlH
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsJPR16911
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyuWiZtJBH
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxUuWFNtbd
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVgJ07Ochv
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgqtZKeiNp
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2lseEwIVD
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CAKBmasVQ
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytODFhqHTN
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbX12RQ8pq
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVGn0DLjG3
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzUDyliJrh
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南冥者，天池也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSx6x064eg8
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwnfE7Zpf2
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TyVkU3W4T
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEnMfUFvTu
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZ9iIhuPQI
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWdMVJDUQh
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZM6Coj11V
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSpv3WKWdj
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32hsvd55Ga
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3Usk2BblD
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5H73PZ7md
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGK32F8jUl
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LTkSTDYHu
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkiztWEs5O
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4V90qrLRsS
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNLajzSL5d
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxKFAS455W
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMIeK7Rnxg
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ402n8ADc6N
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyTiRlzXMv
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9MdVs4A88
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bke6uvKb1
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0EwTgeNKZ
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7MZUsIYXq
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAOODHezLb
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJFB1dJkAU
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNamXybcLIz
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgYeHNd5r7
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2i1HRNctI
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxKW30M8Dd
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適百里者，宿舂糧，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmzK7T15zY
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUDToq6d6Y
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35RBQZJ22c
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbCkthDlKh
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xxlVhvSsZ
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsf1nBFszd
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GVqO8Uhyb
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MUYNoY4sx
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvoQlfolFs
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqfOTekV5k
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiaE2ESFxM
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5vZ4bKbUZ
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7qNSQsXJm
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpA3xXdjZVQ
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湯之問棘也是已：738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WfTHcmgy2
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbb9kszy3U
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48y0wTRZl0
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeNVgCvE9j
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBn5HTGcIhc
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQbjsCIzdJ
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIGOcMTxPd
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqK87O4dmI
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NRxf1y1LP
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZ70tYvMMq
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXr4JYjXde
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUXG7usXqc
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwGfYYt8dT
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ00gvPeWya
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDq563rEXNH
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQE0KRwIE9
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCj1fdVHEl
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkWF0yn5fp
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此大小之辯也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOAqIUc4l6
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH532RtPDks
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKGk3pqQCo
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwM8gyGQd7f
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz88LIc0GXc
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgWcStQ5Hc
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyWEBtkHCT
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAy3xCcWnk
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJPIae4dIA
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTciG0xQQm1
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqP7vqzA7pd
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIt4XOswbh0
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODh3Xvz6nr
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2wvEhuzu8
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSuq2fxgBO
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8A3AzZ3zm
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4MykXx0zx
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK87fNqOkYA
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8SpDJpSAp
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZqq9gv4Gc
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSVumhlgwx
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhZHEWgXR6
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9rIdfG0TA
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuyuyIfn87
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZ23VHLdL4
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiP7Srd2ygS
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOBSG6vtmk
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzEdj0Ss4i
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYR4B91rZUY
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglvoAlJCiV
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfU3CWC7cxt
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyaHmZSjgN
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5fRJFcfF1
吾自視缺然。請致天下。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIJe7656pR
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbZnvqpQfK
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNadFAdeM5
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXkCLm3Bjd
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnEtJIr3V8
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfbICj6gp3
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvuHkkwenG
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2OXfLL4Dn
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCACiYRUNe
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsfZNZ08qL
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vjFxEDtne
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqDeNWWvA1
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpIXvfzNc1
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmP4mJpkZ3k
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxvwdwhvPh
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsApA1JV5P
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujjfdiomIt
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmt4TM6DGy
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnx6KcgsEc
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHzbsyy4e8
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDk3NBvvUp
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkcdgjRIg2
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjbn2kaEvr
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONvShwH8ZC
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9niFhv40G
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQO0TM3QmV
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMal0P1FVt
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ohuE3oi5w
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizs5d4g2C7
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuixulWwhC
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkIVjmvgkz
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDWeIvuwyS
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEpz5cQGwM
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtErVrd1ARR
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUp02yk1a6
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡem6F9MSoxa
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tkvaCK1iF
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfVuztcQHW
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3NBYVnazA
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpaH9EGiTV
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KbJw6ah6L
不食五谷，吸風飲露；738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdF7CGtLD1Y
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaSwM6wEIA
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnRinw6exo
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4CxFPVcPG
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNACNQNLqJm
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtWSIWGz6l
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsiANQgqu9
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNvzqI0nFu
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEdPiSiKCU
吾以是狂而不信也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFkIhsvAIH
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQTIswO8lD
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1X9eFAIreV
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBoSDGIMXM
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34ydnVKc3g
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUYiXqb2o5
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqym5JvRqt
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSboqYWUCeq
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLISK50CmX
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUNg5LEPod
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgRZLdKDaM
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSWGSVKcdf
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQnSa8Fouv
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHM9DXWvK5
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYftozdPAW3
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsXXEluhPO
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdJmosIGfh
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bbOIGS383
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWO6LwL8wT
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NcRoCTW1s
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8GHvFRx03
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlnsqqZ2ZJ
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvXdXuBcLZ
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsnWeyrBLP
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6dSpvTfkk
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf3LPGHJEX
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLmsaoA1WN
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpBBaEv0dl
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoHx6ikXrf
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX682xKCJ45
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkInmVNTi3
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1X8THXd6o
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8wEnb6QeT
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBQE5ecMtH
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35r3Id1mWo
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7j0eyWi3h
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQquM6iaQH
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZ0dxj3ILQ
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSs5GgwFB1G
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PVqMpg5Yi
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKfPHFS2kU
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczc5XHPlUr
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xajVvQsrw
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2j2zPIyOVM
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfSkOzDCRs
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzDcyYo909
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5klgEPdBh
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKp730TWVt
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM03nMRI4W8
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGM5tmtaEIm
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTzBKDRX1w
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7QGpyNioS
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iXmwlolSZ
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqO6jXmiKZ
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSa6guiFZWt
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTarvBwAebH
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7B4jDMvfb4
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLUX1LJB4g
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhQHoUtYmq
客聞之，請買其方百金。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4RFmNO7Op
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKceI997BaQ
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpF0JAOxFM
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtnetQVj93
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBBq4wY6fz
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67WnLYADUk
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSP2zYcoho
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuK7NewVYue
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRaKBDHKKf
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmi3SX6BEd0
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HvEZUU4nt
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZ5kyRwivx
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEorAbqOU0
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfzK7rpZQF
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7CK61rdp9
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Z79xQDk26
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1Dpwjz6gl
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1kOvtl2Iv
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdHVkDJx8k
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiyDy7Hfii
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB50n8DLFdL
而憂其瓠落無所容？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPlZFstNtr
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡid7nlH4GBl
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVWA5TmIZw
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79L8wHVLey
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5yDhcHsaP
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylCTwqNRuJ
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGjG5DJJco
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwuoF4qrdu
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxXIsHOvhp
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhCyrHcsAI
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfUqYCfUEo
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAQKLLuVeW
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxv7Thy4sx
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTatD6pJYx
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3umwNNWOW
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaCnVDC71y
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Z5Qfvoh2M
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8TIJcoEdQ
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwsm7B9DQS
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bMvsCGLpy
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMO6K8rQbG7
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeHB4ML5uB
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXKxuC4sd6
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6viAclhvE3
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkTbj3pegQ
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSpr4Ixv3h
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAgTAeHAay
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhd2l54rxiy
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudSzHgFlxy
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmWK2LE5LA
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VoWKLOpmN
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPacVu1N2E
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckHjtqogvH
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoev30DsKt5
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZqxUn6cWg
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9B04inIF53
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