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現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEeCZz21Ie
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湯之問棘也是已：991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngNkljKk6Q
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTrpjNGLaG
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNppyoWUMQ
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這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCupbXNeUZ3
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamePhmqYFX
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKllUxfUAyv
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夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4ODiEbQy1
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能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEtF4rOr5s
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像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUedwVE39R8
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRpXUW6xEV
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要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqfzjZDz9A
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所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpPfQhHs0j
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHtbLZwmNC
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUVZyk9tsV
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2Z5M6hO79
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kBPTuEQaL
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejuG26alzu
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiNvAre1bK
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveYSlbUdcj
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7cOrzQZVO
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfinhBkuCo
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFaofEKfg7
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpizEdEosH
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VADQJq6iI
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WIT4MkzEd
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxvd6WcTPA
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KprJjEA0S
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20fI3gGMg7
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntnhaXURHT
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtyzkjO1Wy
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHh3ifVully
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvmY6Q6tSk
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VhEBipGa1
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06lYdwbKfi
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSLQgq56Nz
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMMafUeERJ
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kMMQAM9Oq
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRY9dvSIwBL
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7M0vuLfnl
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfI1HA1Zfih
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQkCE6dvBA
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejuyQfaTiY
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9Far579Lt
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9YJHif0Is
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy92VfnlOUO
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGUVeC6A4h
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2zn9oM7U9
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNpii7YVZ4
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吾以是狂而不信也。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sR11ARrPk
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImKtfRgwOd
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXYAnU7igF
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1TwQMRr1z
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgWIL2Jhwj
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0arzkzvpr
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzB67O4Xsa
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7SMRLP6Sx
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世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDyOIbHBof
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOsNS6eMtj
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tdcEoTGkV
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Hy5S1y4a6
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoykekGDH5h
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMe6ZR0xen
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKjnBU0sQz
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMlG3CmIug
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6pUHuSDYU
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrt9WMLfhu
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBnU4OtnSM
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MEWO2fQoJ
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtBE3j1s0b
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcNtDCarPn
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXfOojjqVT
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsPfSs48Iu
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoRHuuB5vh
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMNhyW8pLC
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剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ruVYTzbcx
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2ZaRg4Fuz
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDWmH6oP13
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXT4Zw4GOh
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZuQMpIqNG
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOPMrIgupJ
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMVl5QmSj1
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AWzvzSQuT
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客聞之，請買其方百金。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL8cUUIeBT
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcGLpVVyjl
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聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7nAtZIQfY
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKtEVL4H6W
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdR4JUIsNjU
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczghaZwQFw
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8Qr1LZzuX
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlGCdmSZmv
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZOQ5mWZue
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKZYA8OXyF
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQ41KKo9Cr
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6R5EvhB5E
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2nfdqEZK9
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2a4gIhOX4
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而憂其瓠落無所容？991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuch4p4Ynf
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBkmfqMrQS
991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qdWnZVs4r
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm70l1di6qI
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26VIvyySuS
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQR5yPn2V8X
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXgYDFI77S
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYBTsWfX2Y
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRb27FKal5e
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgYTjHyr9R
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5U4l5Ez2w
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莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAao5gbPwG
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeeEtejoIc
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXKMbTSxME
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI28zPSBkJr
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtM10D7wQHU
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiV2g8REgGS
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OROWgVPQf
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPM3aUPKj5N
991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1c1aTnDohA
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xzf6dIzJz
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPI3HYqrcw
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ851BTj0HEG
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQkFBsDad6
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoKvTJl8Fq
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～991Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCjARdXBSu
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
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