北冥有魚,其名為鯤。527Please respect copyright.PENANAOjlrX7zRyT
鬼島上有個黨,叫凹民黨。527Please respect copyright.PENANAKrwN3fa7Wq
527Please respect copyright.PENANAzIEOyo5Hej
鯤之大,不知幾千里也。527Please respect copyright.PENANAgPfqlMJGO7
這個凹民黨呢,是很有錢的,黨產多得數都數不清…527Please respect copyright.PENANAc7f4HlK99b
527Please respect copyright.PENANA51IawKP94q
化而為鳥,其名為鵬,527Please respect copyright.PENANAPkdozqmK0B
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨,叫民凹黨,527Please respect copyright.PENANAHVdKKGLh0w
527Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ph8JNphBn
鵬之背,不知幾千里也。527Please respect copyright.PENANA57UjS9KHMg
這個民凹黨也很有錢,財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…527Please respect copyright.PENANAAQSf3l0myz
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怒而飛,其翼若垂天之雲,527Please respect copyright.PENANAYBtOzI23dX
這個民凹黨一出來,聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓,527Please respect copyright.PENANADRiaq3JZ0H
527Please respect copyright.PENANAQazDGuVD0w
是鳥也,海運將徙於南冥,527Please respect copyright.PENANAJATNBKH0To
這個黨啊,等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去,527Please respect copyright.PENANAtw6iof28wa
527Please respect copyright.PENANA3BrgEojaz8
南冥者,天池也。527Please respect copyright.PENANAHSUZrIq2zP
秀場,就是鬼島的權力核心…527Please respect copyright.PENANAhe1ZqUW3vv
527Please respect copyright.PENANAAXoMvEYjsJ
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齊諧者,志怪者也,諧之言曰:527Please respect copyright.PENANAuZXcTOQzbD
稽氏世界紀錄,專門記載前所未有的事情,它裡面就記載著:527Please respect copyright.PENANAqDwpsN7GUm
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鵬之徙於南冥,水擊三千里,527Please respect copyright.PENANA0tIo7BcCLU
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時,光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里,527Please respect copyright.PENANA4L3JEeMaid
527Please respect copyright.PENANAMTliW4oIaq
摶扶搖而直上九萬里,去以六月息者也。527Please respect copyright.PENANAH4t5LGybOs
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成,就靠用不完的現金…527Please respect copyright.PENANATUlWoUtjVs
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野馬也,塵埃也,生物以息相吹也527Please respect copyright.PENANAxk1GM1yieS
滿山遍野的廣告,鋪天蓋地的文宣,還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…527Please respect copyright.PENANA10Nwfg0RJ0
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天之蒼蒼,其正色邪?其遠而無所至極邪?527Please respect copyright.PENANAWPfdOZ4iMi
天天喊著要政治清明,可是政治真的清明?還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心?527Please respect copyright.PENANAy9jfGTPDZF
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其視下,亦若是則己矣。527Please respect copyright.PENANA7FILAtYeCy
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中,當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了!527Please respect copyright.PENANAMR2Pm8KNXc
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且夫水之積也不厚,則負大舟也無力,527Please respect copyright.PENANAP3eH2e2lWx
在鬼島上人氣不夠,就撈不了什麼錢,527Please respect copyright.PENANAPX96PHGLyg
527Please respect copyright.PENANAB6Fsng1MX1
覆杯水於坳堂之上,則芥為之舟,527Please respect copyright.PENANAtK46Ub1hoy
只要人氣足以選上縣長,七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1,527Please respect copyright.PENANAVtTdmIrUZV
527Please respect copyright.PENANAH031sPa6MG
置杯則膠,水淺而舟大也。527Please respect copyright.PENANAWPoL5thi19
可是想搞出個海角七億,這樣的地位就還是太低…527Please respect copyright.PENANAogqcAnUPbO
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故九萬里,則風斯在下矣,527Please respect copyright.PENANAY8ZwkQu7Kp
所以要弄出九成的支持率,先用大量的現金在背後支持。527Please respect copyright.PENANA6uWQw7jAnI
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而後乃今掊風,背負青天而莫之閼者,而後乃今圖南527Please respect copyright.PENANAxcP5h3YIXO
然後把持媒體操弄輿論,人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓,然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…527Please respect copyright.PENANA4Kqpn2wtsy
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰:我決起而飛,槍榆枋而止,527Please respect copyright.PENANAPYym5rPqrc
小確幸們笑著說:我們本本份份的當個勞工,一例一休,527Please respect copyright.PENANAg6VTgBWyRB
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時則不至而控於地而已矣,奚以九萬里而南為?527Please respect copyright.PENANAWkrppkYjKa
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排,幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政?527Please respect copyright.PENANACuzIkXtmVr
527Please respect copyright.PENANALjRxCIEI2v
適蒼莽者,三滄而反,腹猶果然,527Please respect copyright.PENANAPrLx5HqTgt
欠銀行一萬,三個月叫你還清,順便跟你收個循環利息,527Please respect copyright.PENANA7Z3aBl3g3d
527Please respect copyright.PENANAmgrGke0voh
適百里者,宿舂糧,527Please respect copyright.PENANAfA7oSg2Qrg
欠銀行一百萬,廿年要你還清,527Please respect copyright.PENANAoPk1TvYxQH
527Please respect copyright.PENANAlbtmmuFdZc
適千里者,三月眾糧,之二蟲又何知?527Please respect copyright.PENANA9YmSTk0FdI
但是只要欠銀行三億,銀行就是你家開的,你小確幸懂個屁!527Please respect copyright.PENANAim1Q3t8ai4
527Please respect copyright.PENANACeZgGfqRdD
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小知不及大知,小年不及大年,奚以知其然也?527Please respect copyright.PENANAsMrIgr67xw
聘僱不如正職,鐵飯碗不如金湯匙,你知道為什麼嗎?527Please respect copyright.PENANA47QlsiU5jz
527Please respect copyright.PENANAO04UziiMeh
朝菌不知晦朔,蟪蛄不知春秋,此小年也。527Please respect copyright.PENANALE9nm5euJO
台電爭年終,公務員爭勞退,這些就叫鐵飯碗…527Please respect copyright.PENANA2V6WCzRF67
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楚之南有冥靈者,以五百年為春,五百年為秋。527Please respect copyright.PENANA29u8MEyxl6
鬼島有些選秀世家,爸爸掛了兒子選,兒子關了媳婦選,527Please respect copyright.PENANAsGhV8UhdB9
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上古有大樁者,以八千歲為春,八千歲為秋,此大年也。527Please respect copyright.PENANAjHTs9N3AsZ
以前的總統老死,位子還能交接給兒子,這是所謂的金湯匙…527Please respect copyright.PENANAY4TOL94w0l
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞,眾人匹之,不亦悲乎!527Please respect copyright.PENANAcp6hhdu8OZ
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴,大家就羨慕嫉妒恨,真是夠可悲的了…527Please respect copyright.PENANAxw7Sjm1WFQ
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湯之問棘也是已:527Please respect copyright.PENANAHbNawXYcxL
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著:527Please respect copyright.PENANAYyzSxYIxfG
527Please respect copyright.PENANA8zIDfY3XDw
窮髮之北有冥海者,天池也。527Please respect copyright.PENANAAwYe3ozfZJ
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方,是鬼島的權力核心,527Please respect copyright.PENANAfZEO6V24L1
527Please respect copyright.PENANA0X2o2Q5Iki
有魚焉,其廣數千里,未有知其脩者,其名為鯤527Please respect copyright.PENANA2ikoLTZlz2
秀場裡面有一個黨,它的資產雄厚,從來沒有人能查個明白,這個黨就是凹民黨…527Please respect copyright.PENANAvZvClUrCjG
527Please respect copyright.PENANA0ppjJ7gEyH
有鳥焉,其名為鵬,527Please respect copyright.PENANA4y35Xut1ME
另外又有一個黨,叫民凹黨,527Please respect copyright.PENANAlIa0qUjB0R
527Please respect copyright.PENANAFtksZAVg2B
背若泰山,翼若垂天之雲,摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里,527Please respect copyright.PENANA2z6sih5804
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山,黨羽遍佈鬼島,民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…527Please respect copyright.PENANAkjAxeQxF6T
527Please respect copyright.PENANAtrLkXWxlgx
絕雲氣,負青天,然後圖南,且適南冥也。527Please respect copyright.PENANAV3ZSvN0bZD
把持了宣傳媒體,背負著拯救鬼島的使命,朝著掌權歛財前進…527Please respect copyright.PENANABsbn3YZgN9
527Please respect copyright.PENANAA9pLqn0ViT
斥鴳笑之曰:彼且奚適也?527Please respect copyright.PENANAmM0Lci4tPa
名嘴就笑他們說,這票人底到打算要玩多大呢?527Please respect copyright.PENANAvOT7ua2ljq
527Please respect copyright.PENANAsNsqEVgeY1
我騰躍而上,不過數仞而下,527Please respect copyright.PENANAR2i8IivghW
我每天上網PO文,混個點閱率一二千,527Please respect copyright.PENANAKCha5MqZli
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒,此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也?527Please respect copyright.PENANAn6znydckBx
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃,這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了,搞這麼大…至於嗎?527Please respect copyright.PENANAv3PcJuVUCT
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此大小之辯也。527Please respect copyright.PENANAs7ZZuMYUKR
這!就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊!527Please respect copyright.PENANAeVIX66aV7K
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故夫知效一官,行比一鄉,527Please respect copyright.PENANALNL1QpqdIT
所以,買了個美國大學文憑,當了個黨團書記,527Please respect copyright.PENANAwrBPuwxkok
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德合一君,而徵一國之君者,其自視也亦若此矣。527Please respect copyright.PENANAzf4f0iRFyB
能拍好總統馬屁,耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名,說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。527Please respect copyright.PENANAMvGMxdEqNL
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。527Please respect copyright.PENANAWjZZcSoVaY
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊~527Please respect copyright.PENANA7RaBkCtpJ4
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸,舉世而非之而不加沮。527Please respect copyright.PENANAvJV6TwsJhR
像宋先生這種人,就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子,他也不會因此滿足,就算全天下的人都想為難他,他也不會因此而放棄的…527Please respect copyright.PENANAW6k627EEZR
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定乎內外之分,辯乎榮辱之竟,斯己矣。527Please respect copyright.PENANAYDKklI4HMh
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異,無視世人的毁譽,也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界,這算是極致了。527Please respect copyright.PENANAHaKhq1OlUq
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然,猶未有樹也。527Please respect copyright.PENANAckl0p4JoZL
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面,己經很了不起了,雖然最後沒有成功…527Please respect copyright.PENANAQutCBKrQgg
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夫列子御風而行,泠然善也,527Please respect copyright.PENANAbdFeqPxAfS
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡,真夠輕髮愜意的了,527Please respect copyright.PENANAfTQUWq6BXv
527Please respect copyright.PENANAXHjFzubOIw
旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者,未數數然。527Please respect copyright.PENANAcnduFWshI1
足足掌權四十年,他們連對於福份,運氣這些的,都己經不用再去努力強求了。527Please respect copyright.PENANAkExV3ZM2JR
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此雖免乎行,猶有所待者也。527Please respect copyright.PENANA1qODc2hkDw
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已,畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子,算不上是完全的成功,527Please respect copyright.PENANA5vjHfQTVUb
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夫乘天地之正,而御六氣之辯,以遊無窮者,彼且惡乎待哉!527Please respect copyright.PENANAhS8FkRYZah
要是可以真正懂得收買民心,操縱輿論,將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步,那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。527Please respect copyright.PENANAh0dmhxgEpa
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故曰:至人無己,神人無功,聖人無名。527Please respect copyright.PENANA1KOCQ5eAiW
所以說:厲害的人不要命,黑心的人不怕關,無敵的人不要臉。527Please respect copyright.PENANA3Be2AyvXP1
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堯讓天下于許由,曰:527Please respect copyright.PENANAJsTkXP6oza
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子,凌鶴子說:527Please respect copyright.PENANA0I7f5SdFKE
527Please respect copyright.PENANAHmYBbvhzNu
「日月出矣,而爝火不息,其于光也,不亦難乎!527Please respect copyright.PENANAZHNHZTcbyR
貴公子住帝寶,我還住在舊公寓,和他相比,我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去!527Please respect copyright.PENANA9BcGZA0MFE
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時雨降矣,而猶浸灌,其于澤也,不亦勞乎!527Please respect copyright.PENANAwssrCPXofi
您是鬼島大富豪,我還在挪用總統特支費,加減貼補家計,真是夠辛苦的!527Please respect copyright.PENANA36mGm1jdle
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夫子立而天下治,而我猶尸之,527Please respect copyright.PENANAbwpWFz2LKG
您不做生意就能賺大錢,還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費,而我還坐在這個位子上,527Please respect copyright.PENANAWoZcxtUOV6
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。527Please respect copyright.PENANAuRn81zsFcG
我自己都覺得說不過去,這個位子還是交還給您好了…527Please respect copyright.PENANA0v4HRb8PQ9
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許由曰:「子治天下,天下既已治也,527Please respect copyright.PENANAdgR35dq7wD
橫孫子就說了:「你在這個位子上好好的,就穩穩的坐著罷,527Please respect copyright.PENANA4TrV9IIRAz
527Please respect copyright.PENANAmHzCwQvrqg
而我猶代子,吾將為名乎?527Please respect copyright.PENANAiJXmWs77Hs
現在要我來代替你,不知道的人還以為我想出名呢?527Please respect copyright.PENANAEbKOvtBAsO
527Please respect copyright.PENANALomoCBVHNd
名者,實之賓也,吾將為賓乎?527Please respect copyright.PENANAKQTGnfj5cz
出名這碼事,是要用花錢買的,你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎?527Please respect copyright.PENANAeTcA8WiyCZ
527Please respect copyright.PENANAghZYBIVGC5
鷦鷯巢于深林,不過一枝;527Please respect copyright.PENANA40HSgXg2L7
男人的屁股再大,也就需要一個位子,527Please respect copyright.PENANA1b5QxBfWBO
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偃鼠飲河,不過滿腹。527Please respect copyright.PENANAHNjlk87Nd6
地位再高,也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委!527Please respect copyright.PENANAFrA5l75QlL
527Please respect copyright.PENANAUJNGYKJcMC
歸休乎君,予無所用天下為!527Please respect copyright.PENANAcKCknhn7bt
收回去自己用吧,你那個位子我早就不稀罕了!527Please respect copyright.PENANAlOCrPjYZZ0
527Please respect copyright.PENANALzvDnslaX6
庖人雖不治庖,尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。527Please respect copyright.PENANAfcqUb9dRqe
就算你自己的位子不想坐,我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…527Please respect copyright.PENANAltiyYbskeX
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肩吾問于連叔曰:「吾聞言于接輿,大而無當,往而不返。527Please respect copyright.PENANAV4uUtRqWMz
小張跟老蔡說:「我聽老郭這個人說話,誇大不實,不著邊際。527Please respect copyright.PENANASuIopa884a
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也,大有徑庭,不近人情焉。527Please respect copyright.PENANAwCzQmuXJ6w
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點,完全不合常理…527Please respect copyright.PENANAe6ipeIxPda
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連叔曰:「其言謂何哉?」527Please respect copyright.PENANAp7fVCUv8hK
老蔡問:他是說什麼得罪到你了呀?527Please respect copyright.PENANAIbUCmrQ1bm
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曰:藐姑射之山,有神人居焉。527Please respect copyright.PENANAalmHoj2Uet
小張說:老郭說他在杜拜,認識了一群神人,527Please respect copyright.PENANAE8M0RlMKcl
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肌膚若冰雪,淖約若處子;527Please respect copyright.PENANAJXka6cRbeI
每個都是白種猶太人,高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。527Please respect copyright.PENANAdmfJgJFRON
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不食五谷,吸風飲露;527Please respect copyright.PENANAnUbG1fIXYX
只吃特級牛排,喝最高級的礦泉水;527Please respect copyright.PENANAJYjdFuOyvU
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乘雲氣,御飛龍,而游乎四海之外;527Please respect copyright.PENANAjp79QrqobR
車是數不清的法拉利,開私人飛機,想要什麼有什麼!想去那裡去那裡!;527Please respect copyright.PENANA9Su3pLQvbT
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其神凝,使物不疵癘而年谷熟。527Please respect copyright.PENANA8yu5Xs9JqE
那些神人一點頭,荒地上也能長出黃金。527Please respect copyright.PENANAnUAYbxGU7B
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吾以是狂而不信也。527Please respect copyright.PENANA4NN89zzfct
我想:這傢伙一定是瘋了,懶得理他…527Please respect copyright.PENANARdbUUG8ozA
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連叔曰:「然,瞽者無以與乎文章之觀,聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。527Please respect copyright.PENANAEbsGWOv357
老蔡說:「也對啦!瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣,聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。527Please respect copyright.PENANAfDRXrCvFht
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉?夫知亦有之。是其言也,猶時女也。527Please respect copyright.PENANAj7tc73zj8P
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子,腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的,這些話,就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊~527Please respect copyright.PENANAwTgYKBtpP6
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之人也,之德也,將旁礡萬物以為一,527Please respect copyright.PENANAdONVCb1Gzb
那些人啊,他們的資產,可以說是這世上最多的了,527Please respect copyright.PENANA91Crk3hKZT
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世蘄乎亂,孰弊弊焉以天下為事!527Please respect copyright.PENANARKtjyqt3dS
就算天下大亂,他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊!527Please respect copyright.PENANAT4XJEz59hV
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之人也,物莫之傷,大浸稽天而不溺,527Please respect copyright.PENANAued9wn1AqW
這些人啊!有私人軍隊保護,世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的,就算遇上滅世大洪水,他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了,527Please respect copyright.PENANA8rvKWZG6mM
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。527Please respect copyright.PENANAVta3i4Vqyy
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。527Please respect copyright.PENANAXWMdXjuGNa
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是其塵垢秕糠,將猶陶鑄堯舜者也,孰肯以物為事!527Please respect copyright.PENANAbqtGuIEqsu
只要他把身上的零錢給你,要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情,他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…527Please respect copyright.PENANAF0J9DJcVJB
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宋人次章甫而適越,越人斷發文身,無所用之。527Please respect copyright.PENANAyCSDW30c49
小紅到歐洲賣手機,結果老外都用蘋果,機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有,527Please respect copyright.PENANAZxoB5ip469
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堯治天下之民,平海內之政。527Please respect copyright.PENANApbPTy1mwzr
金三胖統治著高麗棒子,專制獨裁好不威風,527Please respect copyright.PENANAuyrE98kdRR
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往見四子藐姑射之山,汾水之陽,杳然喪其天下焉。527Please respect copyright.PENANArjh8REbWkX
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜,維京群島,最後失魂落魄,灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。527Please respect copyright.PENANAfO2rtKtW88
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惠子謂莊子曰:「魏王貽我大瓠之种,我樹之成而實五石。527Please respect copyright.PENANAPM55bFnXuz
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說:「退素君給我派了個任務,讓我接管那個林家醫院527Please respect copyright.PENANAsO9w192QkN
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以盛水漿,其堅不能自舉也。527Please respect copyright.PENANARkWSfxVoPp
那個醫院是搞慈善的,根本就沒有油水。527Please respect copyright.PENANABcyh8hmP3E
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剖之以為瓢,則瓠落無所容。527Please respect copyright.PENANArgmcVRGy7U
想要經營那個醫院,又擔心它賺不了錢。527Please respect copyright.PENANAJtZW57Q7R8
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非不呺然大也,吾為其無用而掊之。」527Please respect copyright.PENANA7nN0uqygFR
雖然看起來位高權重,可是實際上就是沒用啊~527Please respect copyright.PENANACFJMNBygqp
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莊子曰:「夫子固拙于用大矣。527Please respect copyright.PENANAnxlCszP9tX
焱生君說:「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。527Please respect copyright.PENANAOzhEt66Xbc
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者,世世以洴澼洸為事。527Please respect copyright.PENANAtb3gRYDJZ9
鬼島這地方最多農夫,世世代代種田為生。527Please respect copyright.PENANA0xhvf3vZ47
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客聞之,請買其方百金。527Please respect copyright.PENANAjR1svxBn1J
外地的人來了之後,用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。527Please respect copyright.PENANA84OgIES9ld
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聚族而謀之曰:我世世為洴澼洸,不過數金。527Please respect copyright.PENANAbs4jqXsPgQ
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說:我們世世代代種田,只不過可以討口飯吃,527Please respect copyright.PENANAvdzPJLdm8p
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今一朝而鬻技百金,請与之。527Please respect copyright.PENANAiVpN8Ieubd
今天把這些地賣給他們,一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子,就賣了吧。527Please respect copyright.PENANA7WBOxy5HCZ
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客得之,以說吳王。越有難,吳王使之將。527Please respect copyright.PENANAr6Cx1Ns5nZ
外地來的人得到地後,投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃,老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持!527Please respect copyright.PENANAVYAH82dZzs
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冬,与越人水戰,大敗越人,裂地而封之。527Please respect copyright.PENANAs9sXsrgJxQ
沒多久,農地上就蓋起了房子,外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆,搖身一變成為鬼島富豪,527Please respect copyright.PENANA6dlcI9CwWS
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能不龜手一也,或以封,或不免于洴澼洸,則所用之异也。527Please respect copyright.PENANA8R2IADNlpc
同樣是農地,有的人拿來賺大錢,有的人卻只能種種田,那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…527Please respect copyright.PENANAQDP8WZJJLp
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今子有五石之瓠,何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖,527Please respect copyright.PENANAMlTTStDNIK
現在你管了那個林家醫院,不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來,527Please respect copyright.PENANAeZryRG6weE
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而憂其瓠落無所容?527Please respect copyright.PENANAr3tOLXyPkl
居然在擔心它賺不了錢?527Please respect copyright.PENANAguGcpHrYoz
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫!527Please respect copyright.PENANAafTGfrnc96
在我看來,你的腦袋裝大便啊~527Please respect copyright.PENANAuAPcuDLRnm
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惠子謂莊子曰:吾有大樹,人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨,527Please respect copyright.PENANAj5sm0yjTE7
定一君又說了:我有一個孫子,人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動,527Please respect copyright.PENANAtCKp1OKSr2
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂,匠者不顧。527Please respect copyright.PENANAMGcV7Jxftd
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去,國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。527Please respect copyright.PENANAxEBS1KoHbo
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今子之言,大而無用,眾所同去也。527Please respect copyright.PENANA9w4Z0z3bn5
現在你說的話,也像他這個人一樣,大而無用啊,沒有人會去相信你說的~527Please respect copyright.PENANABbEBuS9YmS
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莊子曰:子獨不見狸狌乎?卑身而伏,以候敖者;527Please respect copyright.PENANAlP1Fe9HHSw
焱生君回答說:你沒有看到你的手下嗎?卑躬屈膝,等著你下命令;527Please respect copyright.PENANArVaxRj8gKR
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東西跳梁,不避高下;中于机辟,死于罔罟。527Please respect copyright.PENANAvtprb5qYr9
東奔西跑,不辭辛勞;還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話,還得被推出來背黑鍋…527Please respect copyright.PENANADwxPn9CIIk
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今夫嫠牛,其大若垂天之云。527Please respect copyright.PENANAMv9IVTOcZR
現在老爺子的資政,有終身俸,平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了,527Please respect copyright.PENANA7QBJ1UjuQC
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此能為大矣,而不能執鼠。527Please respect copyright.PENANALpm2kprYQW
可是你問他老婆,他一定不會修馬桶,這也就是說,大的東西,也要用在合適的地方啊~527Please respect copyright.PENANAg3yKiHi1Td
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今子有大樹,患其無用,何不樹之于無何有之鄉,廣莫之野,527Please respect copyright.PENANA26beMORaio
現在你有這麼個孫子,你怕他沒出息,幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司,讓他去當個空頭董事長527Please respect copyright.PENANAnjzmOfiKEX
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彷徨乎無為其側,逍遙乎寢臥其下。527Please respect copyright.PENANA138oZ7CmSo
只管錢砸作業績,愛怎麼搞由他去,527Please respect copyright.PENANAit2Gg1SCea
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不夭斤斧,物無害者,無所可用,安所困苦哉!527Please respect copyright.PENANAqYCpsLyL8n
不出風頭就不會吃子彈,低調生活就不會被人批,沒有用處,也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊~527Please respect copyright.PENANAVbnUfY97Nh
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結論:大人的世界好骯髒……
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眼睛業障重‧我沒讀懂的文言文
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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「逍遙遊」
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