作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmgqafB09Q北冥有魚，其名為鯤。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEnzRNX31E
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdyJaMWHQV
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg83b8lcVaK
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoAWYkbSB3
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBs9Miv2im
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3OGEPRLiy
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmh1ZY9xc0w
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmm5wxR3BX
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGvofBYbX6
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsogyOIkARd
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxbNBMZL39
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0KdxVv7jt
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南冥者，天池也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpegR2JTIU
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfFS3RCeLA
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKdtMJAvrg
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKyRhkpeXC
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfIO1h0Sr0
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cQY6KJm2x
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtm3avGo4l
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeb9yq2ZQQb
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxP18AKFTUE
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPN88JsNBs
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoy2lfGcrHe
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgI4gv0LmvS
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2y1uYyYQuJ
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3R4D72w1HF
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCoLff7d0F
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVqqrdPpiK
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtn9a2zQpj
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NyAwzhDIl
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRlWpDNK2T
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCM179NzJQ
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCs7BqaZGKz
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmXXNpHEVP
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlXZJfaMMW
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQ1VWaWflp
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyPOlrikiK
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDgXIctx8a
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXGlEJ4YNT
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EZIHDO6Tj
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxMV1APYBY
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OiHyJADO1
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適百里者，宿舂糧，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjyxfiKk7o
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxd4Us4PHjO
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptm1JyLaxd
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQs02rbVvw
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOszYs79m4W
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdBUsqtx2P
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KLaI3KQWK
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T1TODSrVT
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSJJ8dvlxn
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RQWun9re3
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8ynese4Lr
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBz9pOLLtt
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYTpCbv9j5
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wTGalcgsJ
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湯之問棘也是已：769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DFygaG8hT
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDN43SkqFd7
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaTvPWWcxU
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGTcAD5Ehe
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xQT2EdXMT
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeop5ZsUwnf
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHX44DxtZpX
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshvOd9yQUE
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwPejEFSao
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDyZFkkaac
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoG5XF8rTR
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiMArBvdsv
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9R3PGi592q
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrd6qOEnAK
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3I4b7RTJW
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4CvvDessW
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHUnmNHCk0
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnJCeHIz9b
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此大小之辯也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnCfOnmVgA
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0u3Sx5faOj
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7KcGaD2sa
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4AlyMzCdf
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa9Ek2fOAa
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSEWiePxCV
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9tll4lWtI
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSAXPvOeri
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWbGnKLKv8
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAY58sN9UN
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTdchb16gb
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjupfbV0fZ
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj62JBROAEM
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZXpVpfXot
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7g01iuNvXq
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyO3w26UUYR
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60SHmA0tRL
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeN96WNqFkM
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBGMDajnyX
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GDmUxSo46
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5EleyVMds
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fafVw5Z82
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1o4a8BEkmc
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRk6o9zzBH
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiN7BTlAbgm
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡej3LZchTsi
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqPDCFnD9s
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntfJHP4dcr
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLuQ1XsOZe
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDBXK8eYgt
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6r86Nz0s38
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7F5DvevUN
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuDRBrm79x
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnsLrkX4Gw
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Dz6t3G2so
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGp7jNAvDGZ
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPh7FGRjHy
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyLXFkXw4X
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPODDtn9xe
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkRxngaeTx
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUkTrkkeuJ
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnQmlmwhva
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDr7iA4ls7
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiQwmxUJgN
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeOFZevc4H
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSCEe96TMf
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdAX5fnBd9
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5Ru4wnL2x
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyidOoSY7kG
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXqt75v4zG
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqiWuaQ4R3
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhMNJShKuc
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Qe8eLerHG
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetRLu8SIbW
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3oQ4vogfr
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ258wvT5kjG
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gr8lT8Gfk
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QD00RcgGk
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8WsKUTcKK
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVATGI5dpHf
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwO1P5BS6IR
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCgTxdM9uB
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvCav4fKMN
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwwRYOXoEb
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVysmUht25
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIcjkioMPJ
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSikZqf5Kg
不食五谷，吸風飲露；769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpt2y024hQB
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYd8C2ENnv
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZE6XzRik6
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaq1cYwfw6
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuE5EpDLlk
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHXghp32nA
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjmW5QArGd
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJihSl95Vc2
吾以是狂而不信也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQULWgGFYFo
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXM5ADM9GG
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0smf4h3Vn
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxhh6XsQEm
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P1oUSZc8M
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aofoCqPwV
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr3goQOzNu
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EUlCZnF6N
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpNPZMbmfl
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp64TpeRPpD
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONXjZ9Zm1k
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBgSw30n6U
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevXNFNgAFa
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLP4IbmMmD
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1IIQzIQsu
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2ar3UjAwC
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwKbdLAVYH
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9z95Xt1J8L
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX0QhwfLqF
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uq0WI206A
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxEtTqXav0
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQIN996GSY
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hYrEaA3CC
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBARlBMjp5p
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769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvdhATvOAv
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltUI00XSAV
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW1W355lIq
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXqJq8SD2r
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLRgMOtDOG
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE5ORaY5Vw
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKZLUe2Uvr
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXhnORNGFR
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlyKjADnEl
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxt95jadwBp
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkb9NxKPCp
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYHXTAu7EC
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OVxJs5vD7
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3hczRcCMF
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQkCdW3ckB
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaWiFt1mHR
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uqfJgYKk7
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfft372eXq
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWit3BdFZ5d
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8EVJcIMYe
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZvPIKTWMb
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHx3fUfNLbD
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBkR51f5fQ
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTByhIeVY7
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpMAC1txEo
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uNnMlHiWI
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQdD0OI54T
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSLU4aLAZk
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5SUrg1Fv3
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQILk3vYn1K
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzlzdJqoMh
客聞之，請買其方百金。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5QTrvXMBA
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hIR8XeoaN
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAfbHYS4vu
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3eohMl1Rd
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUDEfe8dif
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqGIjfPASG
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMOrByFgT6
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2Em2nkLzE
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfTBeeUPTj
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyyeieCl0F
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrDu3mx4ql
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGekls44GY
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ynPb26SN0
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayJ57ft3pB
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcE1F53NPjK
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwl7fxchkZR
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cSCXmY2EE
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbvq2z7Cta
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7JOe06m4w
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluWIbIowOj
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cYZ5vuECx
而憂其瓠落無所容？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxw33FD5otn
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05cGqr0wmn
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gwnxB4Bdp
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEg4cru8gB
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNITXLgBpGw
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxHkwKvPjw
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8yoRukK47
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTAHg4PFUX
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimo7ddRzlU
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9bi2gdzdl
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHZMqqTdUd
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgvparYIXE
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡls99rw3TYw
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDErUpZI6E
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGN2buHcC4
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75yMkFZc1Z
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpiWTul9oD
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOhQfUHDrS
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pH3yZfd9H
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4SOfLb4X8
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpSY3jwtRU
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6iqK9496X
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdOc0IbEFs
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXCz18IMyH
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQhKMEQDpw
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1euDK2XMp
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmdsaof6xX
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JPVmpcgbD
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIhst6X8da
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LzXmeW2j7
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDdpsDgOBI
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7I3JZR3nV
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSzEcSYER8
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVijt618lQ
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNXbhsQF24
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7iuuHwmeh
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