庖丁為文惠君解牛,502Please respect copyright.PENANAh33bg7lNvt
加藤鷹為觀眾進行現場表演,502Please respect copyright.PENANAOlZUuZRDQB
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手之所觸,肩之所倚,足之所履,膝之所踦,502Please respect copyright.PENANAVMc3n87pSq
雙手輕柔的撫摸,肩膀來回的摩擦,雙腳緊密的交纏,膝蓋死命的相抵,502Please respect copyright.PENANARCFuApthVq
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砉然嚮然,奏刀騞然,莫不中音。502Please respect copyright.PENANAlTc0cOwe0W
肉體激烈的交會時趴趴作響,深入淺出時帶動噗嗤的水聲,簡直就像優美的音樂一樣。502Please respect copyright.PENANAaNFE2icWzT
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合於桑林之舞,乃中經首之會。502Please respect copyright.PENANAmkmb9IvnCb
彷彿是維也納華爾滋的旋律,又能夠契合莫札特交響樂的節奏。502Please respect copyright.PENANAumOkvmUjtU
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文惠君曰:「譆,善哉!技蓋至此乎?」502Please respect copyright.PENANAPpfzpDiPvK
觀眾讚歎的說:「啊,真是太厲害了!技巧怎麼會這麼好呢?」502Please respect copyright.PENANAC8tRLrHt6b
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庖丁釋刀對曰:「臣之所好者道也,進乎技矣。502Please respect copyright.PENANACdCALFERH3
加藤鷹拉起褲頭,對著觀眾說:「我這人就愛趴趴趴,現在不過是把興趣發展成一門藝術罷了。502Please respect copyright.PENANAZIJ4p1pWXj
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始臣之解牛之時,所見無非全牛者﹔502Please respect copyright.PENANAdpQ3kN5Tss
其實我一開始趴趴趴的時候,看到的對象就是一個完整的女性,502Please respect copyright.PENANAJIeSpFCTJ2
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三年之后,未嘗見全牛也﹔502Please respect copyright.PENANA7ihZeZSU3k
而三年後,我就不再將對象視為一個整體;502Please respect copyright.PENANArP0HWUyoYE
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方今之時,臣以神遇而不以目視,官知止而神欲行。502Please respect copyright.PENANAGgUkBnSH7x
到現在,我就只用心神感知而不再需要眼睛去看,肉體上的感官停止而只用心神和欲望來進行,502Please respect copyright.PENANAb6qVKVpeik
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依乎天理,批大卻,導大窾,因其固然。502Please respect copyright.PENANA5AjqAtACFF
依照女性的身體構造,撥開她的大腿,插入雙腳之間的隙縫,順從女性的饑渴與企求,502Please respect copyright.PENANAJIDdRDJGcu
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技經肯綮之未嘗,而況大軱乎!502Please respect copyright.PENANAg2IDANtmGY
那些令人反感糾結的舉止一律避免,更不用說是去碰觸那心理上特別堅固的矜持了!502Please respect copyright.PENANAivwIz6enNl
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良庖歲更刀,割也﹔502Please respect copyright.PENANAOdZxHJNCUF
精壯的漢子能夠生龍活虎個廿卅年就算是很了不起了,那是因為他們也就只會長時間抽動;502Please respect copyright.PENANA3jmrDY6VsU
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族庖月更刀,折也。502Please respect copyright.PENANAsaO66eqpFf
而一般的男子更是不濟,十幾廿幾年下來就不行,這是因為他們只知道用蠻力進進出出。502Please respect copyright.PENANA1wP1TwnTcq
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今臣之刀十九年矣,所解數千牛矣,而刀刃若新發於硎。502Please respect copyright.PENANAUJd1BoTYyt
現在我都拍過五千部片子了,碰觸過的女年成千上萬,但是體力卻和年輕小夥子沒什麼差別。502Please respect copyright.PENANAqRijREE1nL
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彼節者有閒,而刀刃者無厚,以無厚入有閒,502Please respect copyright.PENANAc4W4mMZ758
其實女性的身體有無數的敏感帶,而我們可以自由的選擇用手用腳用嘴用......能隨心所欲的去撩撥敏感地帶,502Please respect copyright.PENANALWNYIetlJc
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恢恢乎其於游刃必有餘地矣,是以十九年而刀刃若新發於硎。502Please respect copyright.PENANAx7BcsnipOt
輕輕鬆鬆的在女性嬌軀上任意的四處游走,這就是之所以拍過五千部片子的我體力卻和年輕小夥子沒什麼差別的理由。502Please respect copyright.PENANAmpjqqDKwpz
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雖然,每至於族,吾見其難為,怵然為戒,視為止,行為遲。502Please respect copyright.PENANASHB6sO1M8U
話雖如此,每次一到緊要關頭,我也知道不好處理;非得要小心謹慎的進行,眼睛專注在一點上,細心的放慢動作,502Please respect copyright.PENANAOfJIrJLC0P
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動刀甚微,謋然已解,如土委地。502Please respect copyright.PENANA8VyPEAGU7Q
溫柔蜷缱的深入淺出,然後就會啊一聲的什麼矜持驕傲尊嚴通通瓦解,讓她像一灘爛泥一樣的攤在地上,502Please respect copyright.PENANA573xA7y2Lj
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提刀而立,為之四顧,為之躊躇滿志,善刀而藏之。」502Please respect copyright.PENANAeH0Hh9028Q
拎起褲頭站起身來,昂著下巴環顧四周,心裡忍不住志得意滿,最後再輕輕的拉上拉鏈。」502Please respect copyright.PENANAGN8mWHhMMP
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文惠君曰:「善哉!吾聞庖丁之言,得養生焉。」502Please respect copyright.PENANAAEBwCux1rL
觀眾聽完後說:「好極了!聽完加藤鷹大神的講解,我終於知道怎麼生小孩了!」502Please respect copyright.PENANAGPuNWMZuI0
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結論:靠杯!最好是看完這篇知道怎麼生孩子啦!這根本就是在說一個男人如何在夾縫裡求生存的心得,看著就覺得靠小丁丁討生活真心不容易,這種活法早晚得心理疾病,一點也不養生!
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