先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,747Please respect copyright.PENANAaPjGcxlYue
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,747Please respect copyright.PENANAh4QODDwD6R
747Please respect copyright.PENANA4ca3hxaMdM
宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。747Please respect copyright.PENANAdUp6smhqaR
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。747Please respect copyright.PENANAu2L0O2IJuA
747Please respect copyright.PENANAGcHIBuYMXi
閑靜少言,不慕榮利。747Please respect copyright.PENANAHWowVsnSYS
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,747Please respect copyright.PENANAQTgtoFjYvU
747Please respect copyright.PENANAMadYfr622Z
好讀書,不求甚解;747Please respect copyright.PENANA7t4U2S86RW
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,747Please respect copyright.PENANASigW3aliN1
747Please respect copyright.PENANAPTv8TNLifp
每有會意,便欣然忘食。747Please respect copyright.PENANAb9yxYM6I8A
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。747Please respect copyright.PENANAqSCcvuWNll
747Please respect copyright.PENANAIck9Y4mp0D
性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。747Please respect copyright.PENANAmJYlclj3jS
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。747Please respect copyright.PENANA5orGYth8HP
747Please respect copyright.PENANAJOdrBYWAcx
親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,747Please respect copyright.PENANAo5VVds7pSl
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,747Please respect copyright.PENANAjdTFHNGRNP
747Please respect copyright.PENANAi09Gr1JXxn
造飲輒盡,期在必醉;747Please respect copyright.PENANAUhgWKEtkO3
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;747Please respect copyright.PENANANw75kNWUvd
747Please respect copyright.PENANAOjefi1YuGN
既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。747Please respect copyright.PENANAjTwtiTKBAD
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。747Please respect copyright.PENANA9HRlDCC1yk
747Please respect copyright.PENANAT5MyaMn22O
環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;747Please respect copyright.PENANAQKb2tUTlao
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,747Please respect copyright.PENANAoSg0IK6EbB
747Please respect copyright.PENANA6SMEK5Mr1L
短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。747Please respect copyright.PENANAE4Z33sCSzN
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。747Please respect copyright.PENANACdrFk3GZiL
747Please respect copyright.PENANAgiAOzAbhqN
嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。747Please respect copyright.PENANAoFmhdUtbjV
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。747Please respect copyright.PENANAn3GM3bXh8j
747Please respect copyright.PENANAmplx8oqBdl
忘懷得失,以此自終。 747Please respect copyright.PENANAQnh3iFL0ZY
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。747Please respect copyright.PENANAHPgORUD2IV
747Please respect copyright.PENANADEl0lOk4RL
贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」747Please respect copyright.PENANAQkIpmMyUYO
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」747Please respect copyright.PENANAvdZeJz1O4h
747Please respect copyright.PENANANoVLgON4al
其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,747Please respect copyright.PENANAJDlblmFPDg
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,747Please respect copyright.PENANAqVKapr3NqM
747Please respect copyright.PENANArIgOzDymat
無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!747Please respect copyright.PENANAC4TCbJiH8S
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?747Please respect copyright.PENANAxsjDyl5duf
747Please respect copyright.PENANAWChYzg8ea8
747Please respect copyright.PENANAIUm7TbJAXt
結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!747Please respect copyright.PENANA6iFNFKVM3m
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!
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眼睛業障重‧我沒讀懂的文言文
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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「五柳先生傳」
作者:晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明747Please respect copyright.PENANAbGnFqDNXdF
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