先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,746Please respect copyright.PENANAUlWxcUmEsM
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,746Please respect copyright.PENANArf7VqIkZyx
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。746Please respect copyright.PENANA0Z5ZdncYYk
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。746Please respect copyright.PENANAOwbnkJyvfh
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。746Please respect copyright.PENANA4yLHpYaahW
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,746Please respect copyright.PENANAUPSmnsQW9E
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好讀書,不求甚解;746Please respect copyright.PENANAt9EA7TEmRh
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,746Please respect copyright.PENANAyLzTkWrm9Z
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。746Please respect copyright.PENANAte1uhD1p5n
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。746Please respect copyright.PENANAICVYJ2YoLa
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。746Please respect copyright.PENANAa5LiAh29uF
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。746Please respect copyright.PENANA23dTmjXBDR
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,746Please respect copyright.PENANAA8ct2xc9kk
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,746Please respect copyright.PENANASIM18zG5JY
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;746Please respect copyright.PENANA0yqODzesaW
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;746Please respect copyright.PENANAirhvIHu4oV
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。746Please respect copyright.PENANANjlAFlkiJd
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。746Please respect copyright.PENANAqJV3zPcoch
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;746Please respect copyright.PENANA9ejuzUS5BX
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,746Please respect copyright.PENANA6zOkI78Ww4
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。746Please respect copyright.PENANAPfPVw3FC3F
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。746Please respect copyright.PENANATZB51m7i2I
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。746Please respect copyright.PENANACh0s4pfUrD
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。746Please respect copyright.PENANAWS1eFrRXN4
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 746Please respect copyright.PENANA8HjQsHDDUp
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。746Please respect copyright.PENANAvdt3XBJ6sH
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」746Please respect copyright.PENANAq2H91f0ym7
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」746Please respect copyright.PENANAstPzYPlbT0
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,746Please respect copyright.PENANAEZNN4RV3T6
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,746Please respect copyright.PENANAVcwWpkz6Jg
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!746Please respect copyright.PENANA8vGU8Skn44
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?746Please respect copyright.PENANAej3cB1oj1u
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!746Please respect copyright.PENANAbojCZbGpuC
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!
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