北冥有魚,其名為鯤。469Please respect copyright.PENANA9e3tR3BL4A
鬼島上有個黨,叫凹民黨。469Please respect copyright.PENANAXI2WvxWmdu
469Please respect copyright.PENANAlLcsqPCFeW
鯤之大,不知幾千里也。469Please respect copyright.PENANASpFxkRYmVB
這個凹民黨呢,是很有錢的,黨產多得數都數不清…469Please respect copyright.PENANANWGtJ8HUYM
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化而為鳥,其名為鵬,469Please respect copyright.PENANA7eoS1AQtt3
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨,叫民凹黨,469Please respect copyright.PENANAcyuG99qf6E
469Please respect copyright.PENANA3VlFmTiMPq
鵬之背,不知幾千里也。469Please respect copyright.PENANA00GWSVVnIL
這個民凹黨也很有錢,財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…469Please respect copyright.PENANAhTfRnOKavF
469Please respect copyright.PENANApqNW3pDH6O
怒而飛,其翼若垂天之雲,469Please respect copyright.PENANAadkktEIj6i
這個民凹黨一出來,聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓,469Please respect copyright.PENANAujgF3RKS2p
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是鳥也,海運將徙於南冥,469Please respect copyright.PENANAxc2hvaRwRm
這個黨啊,等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去,469Please respect copyright.PENANAMWTM2fuvF4
469Please respect copyright.PENANAhvuFWVeT4G
南冥者,天池也。469Please respect copyright.PENANAhxUgX71gfS
秀場,就是鬼島的權力核心…469Please respect copyright.PENANAukc8khpkRA
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齊諧者,志怪者也,諧之言曰:469Please respect copyright.PENANAvggiFuWUPr
稽氏世界紀錄,專門記載前所未有的事情,它裡面就記載著:469Please respect copyright.PENANApo4OxHRUly
469Please respect copyright.PENANA2LiHSR3wPV
鵬之徙於南冥,水擊三千里,469Please respect copyright.PENANA7ScyaU9lHQ
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時,光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里,469Please respect copyright.PENANAhMmRgwDg19
469Please respect copyright.PENANATBW0ROs7en
摶扶搖而直上九萬里,去以六月息者也。469Please respect copyright.PENANAsGHYe8DC2f
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成,就靠用不完的現金…469Please respect copyright.PENANAjK4WeMPOMf
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野馬也,塵埃也,生物以息相吹也469Please respect copyright.PENANAXvX3kNGzS0
滿山遍野的廣告,鋪天蓋地的文宣,還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…469Please respect copyright.PENANAZr0UWkKd0e
469Please respect copyright.PENANAoOtuEy0EIB
天之蒼蒼,其正色邪?其遠而無所至極邪?469Please respect copyright.PENANAr3c15OJ7eD
天天喊著要政治清明,可是政治真的清明?還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心?469Please respect copyright.PENANAVnHmo9TLsI
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其視下,亦若是則己矣。469Please respect copyright.PENANAOPsa8qf25d
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中,當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了!469Please respect copyright.PENANAsp3Nmxpxa5
469Please respect copyright.PENANAK2fskSe7vR
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且夫水之積也不厚,則負大舟也無力,469Please respect copyright.PENANASgRPaCT1zt
在鬼島上人氣不夠,就撈不了什麼錢,469Please respect copyright.PENANAwVRHa9MK3W
469Please respect copyright.PENANA06mEm7Hfnq
覆杯水於坳堂之上,則芥為之舟,469Please respect copyright.PENANAVsSEkFEoDx
只要人氣足以選上縣長,七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1,469Please respect copyright.PENANASBP7oPzM4S
469Please respect copyright.PENANACiG0pojd39
置杯則膠,水淺而舟大也。469Please respect copyright.PENANAUIBae3BsBi
可是想搞出個海角七億,這樣的地位就還是太低…469Please respect copyright.PENANAUQMpEqG9bX
469Please respect copyright.PENANAKrgy0XsI9Q
故九萬里,則風斯在下矣,469Please respect copyright.PENANAPMW2pwg2GO
所以要弄出九成的支持率,先用大量的現金在背後支持。469Please respect copyright.PENANAW2IYuVeZ5q
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而後乃今掊風,背負青天而莫之閼者,而後乃今圖南469Please respect copyright.PENANAiaG0etaGRZ
然後把持媒體操弄輿論,人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓,然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…469Please respect copyright.PENANABEUPNPIEn1
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469Please respect copyright.PENANAgmZ1reoi5q
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰:我決起而飛,槍榆枋而止,469Please respect copyright.PENANAanYwSCGdyN
小確幸們笑著說:我們本本份份的當個勞工,一例一休,469Please respect copyright.PENANAnseLa5ScQh
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時則不至而控於地而已矣,奚以九萬里而南為?469Please respect copyright.PENANAYYN6ShALkb
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排,幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政?469Please respect copyright.PENANA6ClsivnP01
469Please respect copyright.PENANA6qtlJFa9ri
適蒼莽者,三滄而反,腹猶果然,469Please respect copyright.PENANA0eBnbi0Kl7
欠銀行一萬,三個月叫你還清,順便跟你收個循環利息,469Please respect copyright.PENANAyAWCoWC4zt
469Please respect copyright.PENANAoCbUAacxEm
適百里者,宿舂糧,469Please respect copyright.PENANArjdQGWP3RJ
欠銀行一百萬,廿年要你還清,469Please respect copyright.PENANALaN4WQeOJM
469Please respect copyright.PENANAuV891lrIlM
適千里者,三月眾糧,之二蟲又何知?469Please respect copyright.PENANAS1vAFXfwtV
但是只要欠銀行三億,銀行就是你家開的,你小確幸懂個屁!469Please respect copyright.PENANABUTAOUNHgb
469Please respect copyright.PENANA8LfzGPE6pQ
469Please respect copyright.PENANAYti5pPf7sh
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小知不及大知,小年不及大年,奚以知其然也?469Please respect copyright.PENANAPaHF0WuOGB
聘僱不如正職,鐵飯碗不如金湯匙,你知道為什麼嗎?469Please respect copyright.PENANAaxDVsFT1Wf
469Please respect copyright.PENANAL3q7bIw8tZ
朝菌不知晦朔,蟪蛄不知春秋,此小年也。469Please respect copyright.PENANACM3Ast2wC3
台電爭年終,公務員爭勞退,這些就叫鐵飯碗…469Please respect copyright.PENANAzIuduYfNqx
469Please respect copyright.PENANAd5UQFUJGCi
楚之南有冥靈者,以五百年為春,五百年為秋。469Please respect copyright.PENANAUJL0Tm7Ln7
鬼島有些選秀世家,爸爸掛了兒子選,兒子關了媳婦選,469Please respect copyright.PENANAqvAvBn1Xq6
469Please respect copyright.PENANAGYebB8iVO0
上古有大樁者,以八千歲為春,八千歲為秋,此大年也。469Please respect copyright.PENANA9vqHYVpedJ
以前的總統老死,位子還能交接給兒子,這是所謂的金湯匙…469Please respect copyright.PENANAaGHr6AJbe5
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞,眾人匹之,不亦悲乎!469Please respect copyright.PENANAetyc2xt7DL
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴,大家就羨慕嫉妒恨,真是夠可悲的了…469Please respect copyright.PENANAh1gOUsAHR9
469Please respect copyright.PENANAXzIGGTpmrI
469Please respect copyright.PENANAKjSCLmGzfB
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湯之問棘也是已:469Please respect copyright.PENANAtSmdo5DLAZ
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著:469Please respect copyright.PENANAENEL4AaFyA
469Please respect copyright.PENANAu1pIISU67i
窮髮之北有冥海者,天池也。469Please respect copyright.PENANAoiejhYwUXh
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方,是鬼島的權力核心,469Please respect copyright.PENANAcFVftyNOKR
469Please respect copyright.PENANALo7yz3FVJ6
有魚焉,其廣數千里,未有知其脩者,其名為鯤469Please respect copyright.PENANAj4QEikTAet
秀場裡面有一個黨,它的資產雄厚,從來沒有人能查個明白,這個黨就是凹民黨…469Please respect copyright.PENANApR4VMbfoB2
469Please respect copyright.PENANA3mFkombdS0
有鳥焉,其名為鵬,469Please respect copyright.PENANA6SSdFNIOKd
另外又有一個黨,叫民凹黨,469Please respect copyright.PENANAd6hkQKBz1k
469Please respect copyright.PENANAFANF3fJ9gA
背若泰山,翼若垂天之雲,摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里,469Please respect copyright.PENANA59B95YEt2f
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山,黨羽遍佈鬼島,民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…469Please respect copyright.PENANA48By1rOH0P
469Please respect copyright.PENANAfKP4XVIDi7
絕雲氣,負青天,然後圖南,且適南冥也。469Please respect copyright.PENANAFi3biPEiyY
把持了宣傳媒體,背負著拯救鬼島的使命,朝著掌權歛財前進…469Please respect copyright.PENANAr06sSWjMbc
469Please respect copyright.PENANAqti4UDyGu0
斥鴳笑之曰:彼且奚適也?469Please respect copyright.PENANAkfJKGoCXIf
名嘴就笑他們說,這票人底到打算要玩多大呢?469Please respect copyright.PENANA78TnFy8Ic5
469Please respect copyright.PENANANQ9QJzofOu
我騰躍而上,不過數仞而下,469Please respect copyright.PENANArDSV0A5m9e
我每天上網PO文,混個點閱率一二千,469Please respect copyright.PENANAlvJVTH8bYy
469Please respect copyright.PENANAMF8beFzXTG
翱翔蓬蒿之閒,此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也?469Please respect copyright.PENANAGYS21tSS5A
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃,這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了,搞這麼大…至於嗎?469Please respect copyright.PENANAx51aMJ3dYH
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此大小之辯也。469Please respect copyright.PENANA0F1xjlzxO7
這!就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊!469Please respect copyright.PENANAT1gr6N7tNb
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故夫知效一官,行比一鄉,469Please respect copyright.PENANACwjvGVTeSK
所以,買了個美國大學文憑,當了個黨團書記,469Please respect copyright.PENANARb5AsMTLNi
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德合一君,而徵一國之君者,其自視也亦若此矣。469Please respect copyright.PENANAFKVnc4GUPn
能拍好總統馬屁,耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名,說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。469Please respect copyright.PENANAMh4wiXICFf
469Please respect copyright.PENANAfNmNlAKwLQ
而宋榮子猶然笑之。469Please respect copyright.PENANA219PV3rhBo
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊~469Please respect copyright.PENANAKSGLYkTeZq
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸,舉世而非之而不加沮。469Please respect copyright.PENANAnY8dCQRj4r
像宋先生這種人,就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子,他也不會因此滿足,就算全天下的人都想為難他,他也不會因此而放棄的…469Please respect copyright.PENANAPJfz9rHihR
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定乎內外之分,辯乎榮辱之竟,斯己矣。469Please respect copyright.PENANAtg7GZqPMyZ
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異,無視世人的毁譽,也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界,這算是極致了。469Please respect copyright.PENANAPkgxZcvKkl
469Please respect copyright.PENANALq5N6B0sbj
彼其於世未數數然也。雖然,猶未有樹也。469Please respect copyright.PENANAFBWnVWSsCt
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面,己經很了不起了,雖然最後沒有成功…469Please respect copyright.PENANAUQphxAK0vD
469Please respect copyright.PENANAXlhLA2mWqJ
469Please respect copyright.PENANAEswFPqFZy2
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夫列子御風而行,泠然善也,469Please respect copyright.PENANAGJ0vtjOKvK
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡,真夠輕髮愜意的了,469Please respect copyright.PENANAdSs4TXm4EW
469Please respect copyright.PENANAnnqkExGn4T
旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者,未數數然。469Please respect copyright.PENANAfEo6oKMiIV
足足掌權四十年,他們連對於福份,運氣這些的,都己經不用再去努力強求了。469Please respect copyright.PENANAyXOcnRynTt
469Please respect copyright.PENANA5Tz6Os8jrX
此雖免乎行,猶有所待者也。469Please respect copyright.PENANA508mtZlnxv
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已,畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子,算不上是完全的成功,469Please respect copyright.PENANAGo8k6jxdHY
469Please respect copyright.PENANAal6NAsKiJp
夫乘天地之正,而御六氣之辯,以遊無窮者,彼且惡乎待哉!469Please respect copyright.PENANARLfac0KD4V
要是可以真正懂得收買民心,操縱輿論,將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步,那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。469Please respect copyright.PENANAeCkItJqnN5
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故曰:至人無己,神人無功,聖人無名。469Please respect copyright.PENANAKhiJIdNrcb
所以說:厲害的人不要命,黑心的人不怕關,無敵的人不要臉。469Please respect copyright.PENANAuPDNRT39VD
469Please respect copyright.PENANA1ivi4u9EGn
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堯讓天下于許由,曰:469Please respect copyright.PENANAJoq5LEApti
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子,凌鶴子說:469Please respect copyright.PENANAC3V06c48fR
469Please respect copyright.PENANAFM4HX9K0fZ
「日月出矣,而爝火不息,其于光也,不亦難乎!469Please respect copyright.PENANAoxKHshzclk
貴公子住帝寶,我還住在舊公寓,和他相比,我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去!469Please respect copyright.PENANAfieEPcTTxa
469Please respect copyright.PENANAe7vlH4kZiY
時雨降矣,而猶浸灌,其于澤也,不亦勞乎!469Please respect copyright.PENANA7oVZ69gt5L
您是鬼島大富豪,我還在挪用總統特支費,加減貼補家計,真是夠辛苦的!469Please respect copyright.PENANA2oeFyfZSDo
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夫子立而天下治,而我猶尸之,469Please respect copyright.PENANAvUmcZGB0Xa
您不做生意就能賺大錢,還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費,而我還坐在這個位子上,469Please respect copyright.PENANA5qEKkUf0cj
469Please respect copyright.PENANA66hgsIQ9XO
吾自視缺然。請致天下。469Please respect copyright.PENANA4mEuTrM3R8
我自己都覺得說不過去,這個位子還是交還給您好了…469Please respect copyright.PENANAO39FJg9gGy
469Please respect copyright.PENANAlCgHoN9Hrt
許由曰:「子治天下,天下既已治也,469Please respect copyright.PENANAvfDaxOfH9g
橫孫子就說了:「你在這個位子上好好的,就穩穩的坐著罷,469Please respect copyright.PENANA1XgfOm5lOE
469Please respect copyright.PENANAF6jbNrmC39
而我猶代子,吾將為名乎?469Please respect copyright.PENANAlgXzB9u9Zf
現在要我來代替你,不知道的人還以為我想出名呢?469Please respect copyright.PENANAB3ADUL7siM
469Please respect copyright.PENANAHcjkWU4OGw
名者,實之賓也,吾將為賓乎?469Please respect copyright.PENANAtprRDmy3jZ
出名這碼事,是要用花錢買的,你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎?469Please respect copyright.PENANA8eymKL1Hoo
469Please respect copyright.PENANARvH51BbPxw
鷦鷯巢于深林,不過一枝;469Please respect copyright.PENANAMMnttqcV3L
男人的屁股再大,也就需要一個位子,469Please respect copyright.PENANA81ObZoWL3F
469Please respect copyright.PENANAl7w6WZ4NVb
偃鼠飲河,不過滿腹。469Please respect copyright.PENANA0FnrP4zutf
地位再高,也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委!469Please respect copyright.PENANAkMpTaTac2O
469Please respect copyright.PENANAQV4YMqScia
歸休乎君,予無所用天下為!469Please respect copyright.PENANAOOp96hVJKu
收回去自己用吧,你那個位子我早就不稀罕了!469Please respect copyright.PENANAkE4Bq0oyJE
469Please respect copyright.PENANAbFvVXCHm6U
庖人雖不治庖,尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。469Please respect copyright.PENANA3kl60emepk
就算你自己的位子不想坐,我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…469Please respect copyright.PENANAqRBjm4DkZZ
469Please respect copyright.PENANA61S8fG0aR8
469Please respect copyright.PENANAmIy4HOkKe9
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肩吾問于連叔曰:「吾聞言于接輿,大而無當,往而不返。469Please respect copyright.PENANAsS8H745ljh
小張跟老蔡說:「我聽老郭這個人說話,誇大不實,不著邊際。469Please respect copyright.PENANAKJRNWspk7U
469Please respect copyright.PENANAuK3mzI3HwV
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也,大有徑庭,不近人情焉。469Please respect copyright.PENANAcnxBWLi5XD
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點,完全不合常理…469Please respect copyright.PENANA1iZwuPt5s7
469Please respect copyright.PENANASiNBS5IGQB
連叔曰:「其言謂何哉?」469Please respect copyright.PENANAEKVL7rSB8o
老蔡問:他是說什麼得罪到你了呀?469Please respect copyright.PENANAusZ2yABAwY
469Please respect copyright.PENANA545pPmZIXh
曰:藐姑射之山,有神人居焉。469Please respect copyright.PENANApUihZ3ORW7
小張說:老郭說他在杜拜,認識了一群神人,469Please respect copyright.PENANAOq9rl0szym
469Please respect copyright.PENANA3bfVvlC6TM
肌膚若冰雪,淖約若處子;469Please respect copyright.PENANA9MD4Oq2whk
每個都是白種猶太人,高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。469Please respect copyright.PENANAJmM47Cizo4
469Please respect copyright.PENANAR48ULXdH79
不食五谷,吸風飲露;469Please respect copyright.PENANAU12LB8Wq38
只吃特級牛排,喝最高級的礦泉水;469Please respect copyright.PENANA1RqXDm5DPA
469Please respect copyright.PENANAtRyyZmTNc5
乘雲氣,御飛龍,而游乎四海之外;469Please respect copyright.PENANARb1Rsigq12
車是數不清的法拉利,開私人飛機,想要什麼有什麼!想去那裡去那裡!;469Please respect copyright.PENANA5JrfN1JNTq
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其神凝,使物不疵癘而年谷熟。469Please respect copyright.PENANAgMdkpyLsr4
那些神人一點頭,荒地上也能長出黃金。469Please respect copyright.PENANAbXgQejLtc6
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吾以是狂而不信也。469Please respect copyright.PENANA58TTLMasmF
我想:這傢伙一定是瘋了,懶得理他…469Please respect copyright.PENANACqGYUKR4QI
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連叔曰:「然,瞽者無以與乎文章之觀,聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。469Please respect copyright.PENANA1DstPLvcn4
老蔡說:「也對啦!瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣,聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。469Please respect copyright.PENANAN0IKmvZbyQ
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉?夫知亦有之。是其言也,猶時女也。469Please respect copyright.PENANAbm4kJd2wwa
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子,腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的,這些話,就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊~469Please respect copyright.PENANAVHmZg4Hx9b
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之人也,之德也,將旁礡萬物以為一,469Please respect copyright.PENANA2zI9ErNFtg
那些人啊,他們的資產,可以說是這世上最多的了,469Please respect copyright.PENANAy502L17ZzS
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世蘄乎亂,孰弊弊焉以天下為事!469Please respect copyright.PENANAIFSqIqtQgl
就算天下大亂,他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊!469Please respect copyright.PENANAC8HD7lPlxr
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之人也,物莫之傷,大浸稽天而不溺,469Please respect copyright.PENANAtyDjhC8r5s
這些人啊!有私人軍隊保護,世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的,就算遇上滅世大洪水,他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了,469Please respect copyright.PENANA0PhFcwutvr
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。469Please respect copyright.PENANAhkdghTBHNs
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。469Please respect copyright.PENANAuSwadPXwwd
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是其塵垢秕糠,將猶陶鑄堯舜者也,孰肯以物為事!469Please respect copyright.PENANAjTWj0EBeBg
只要他把身上的零錢給你,要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情,他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…469Please respect copyright.PENANA35ze9rmhgZ
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宋人次章甫而適越,越人斷發文身,無所用之。469Please respect copyright.PENANAHmLhT4sC4C
小紅到歐洲賣手機,結果老外都用蘋果,機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有,469Please respect copyright.PENANA4Om6nl7uJ5
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堯治天下之民,平海內之政。469Please respect copyright.PENANAcLj7QlFW7e
金三胖統治著高麗棒子,專制獨裁好不威風,469Please respect copyright.PENANAkBOphgMDgB
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往見四子藐姑射之山,汾水之陽,杳然喪其天下焉。469Please respect copyright.PENANAEUbYUsCWGP
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜,維京群島,最後失魂落魄,灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。469Please respect copyright.PENANAKdJaLhOJD1
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惠子謂莊子曰:「魏王貽我大瓠之种,我樹之成而實五石。469Please respect copyright.PENANAX6rNy0IWmi
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說:「退素君給我派了個任務,讓我接管那個林家醫院469Please respect copyright.PENANAVKQu1PKUIx
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以盛水漿,其堅不能自舉也。469Please respect copyright.PENANAUQm6lugxC4
那個醫院是搞慈善的,根本就沒有油水。469Please respect copyright.PENANAwn7EWZh8hf
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剖之以為瓢,則瓠落無所容。469Please respect copyright.PENANAG6WSplBfNp
想要經營那個醫院,又擔心它賺不了錢。469Please respect copyright.PENANAPGcLzh6TjP
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非不呺然大也,吾為其無用而掊之。」469Please respect copyright.PENANAsKp97Tmlhb
雖然看起來位高權重,可是實際上就是沒用啊~469Please respect copyright.PENANAXMTKqy2fym
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莊子曰:「夫子固拙于用大矣。469Please respect copyright.PENANAruHyPB0YRG
焱生君說:「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。469Please respect copyright.PENANAC3ZnklEM8j
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者,世世以洴澼洸為事。469Please respect copyright.PENANARQkhVTPYFk
鬼島這地方最多農夫,世世代代種田為生。469Please respect copyright.PENANARApVw26RoK
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客聞之,請買其方百金。469Please respect copyright.PENANANDYT1ryOLS
外地的人來了之後,用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。469Please respect copyright.PENANAdXaWHGYL7B
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聚族而謀之曰:我世世為洴澼洸,不過數金。469Please respect copyright.PENANAw4qfmLsR13
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說:我們世世代代種田,只不過可以討口飯吃,469Please respect copyright.PENANAG7WXBfVDVG
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今一朝而鬻技百金,請与之。469Please respect copyright.PENANA6Gr7qJZZwx
今天把這些地賣給他們,一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子,就賣了吧。469Please respect copyright.PENANA0OW82PDevT
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客得之,以說吳王。越有難,吳王使之將。469Please respect copyright.PENANARO5leDNVNh
外地來的人得到地後,投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃,老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持!469Please respect copyright.PENANAemi6KR8XF7
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冬,与越人水戰,大敗越人,裂地而封之。469Please respect copyright.PENANAcq4u4UwqYZ
沒多久,農地上就蓋起了房子,外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆,搖身一變成為鬼島富豪,469Please respect copyright.PENANAbCoGLKDLbp
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能不龜手一也,或以封,或不免于洴澼洸,則所用之异也。469Please respect copyright.PENANAJLkoFelo74
同樣是農地,有的人拿來賺大錢,有的人卻只能種種田,那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…469Please respect copyright.PENANAoygNm4wHXG
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今子有五石之瓠,何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖,469Please respect copyright.PENANAu4NwrDUi1f
現在你管了那個林家醫院,不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來,469Please respect copyright.PENANAH3oGa7NDHG
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而憂其瓠落無所容?469Please respect copyright.PENANAH4GDyLmifT
居然在擔心它賺不了錢?469Please respect copyright.PENANA7blUaD1uK4
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫!469Please respect copyright.PENANAqS9454Yj7E
在我看來,你的腦袋裝大便啊~469Please respect copyright.PENANAX5iCj2yMPf
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惠子謂莊子曰:吾有大樹,人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨,469Please respect copyright.PENANAdtuMaTXZ5h
定一君又說了:我有一個孫子,人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動,469Please respect copyright.PENANAYhh71brkSq
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂,匠者不顧。469Please respect copyright.PENANAYLfz54ha2T
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去,國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。469Please respect copyright.PENANAi789yRDcWZ
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今子之言,大而無用,眾所同去也。469Please respect copyright.PENANAe5fQxRtRwC
現在你說的話,也像他這個人一樣,大而無用啊,沒有人會去相信你說的~469Please respect copyright.PENANAzEXAChwgLk
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莊子曰:子獨不見狸狌乎?卑身而伏,以候敖者;469Please respect copyright.PENANA5mAsvURuqK
焱生君回答說:你沒有看到你的手下嗎?卑躬屈膝,等著你下命令;469Please respect copyright.PENANAxm1dMfxN1R
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東西跳梁,不避高下;中于机辟,死于罔罟。469Please respect copyright.PENANAijm8uPqQEy
東奔西跑,不辭辛勞;還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話,還得被推出來背黑鍋…469Please respect copyright.PENANAXrmCyKStza
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今夫嫠牛,其大若垂天之云。469Please respect copyright.PENANAIojlVTDtDz
現在老爺子的資政,有終身俸,平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了,469Please respect copyright.PENANAao6LNJefDg
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此能為大矣,而不能執鼠。469Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1t0kFIyl0
可是你問他老婆,他一定不會修馬桶,這也就是說,大的東西,也要用在合適的地方啊~469Please respect copyright.PENANAYAe99cyxK6
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今子有大樹,患其無用,何不樹之于無何有之鄉,廣莫之野,469Please respect copyright.PENANAuGS3zIgqnp
現在你有這麼個孫子,你怕他沒出息,幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司,讓他去當個空頭董事長469Please respect copyright.PENANAn6JelD2hmE
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彷徨乎無為其側,逍遙乎寢臥其下。469Please respect copyright.PENANA0P2i70MIE3
只管錢砸作業績,愛怎麼搞由他去,469Please respect copyright.PENANAVyejFaSveG
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不夭斤斧,物無害者,無所可用,安所困苦哉!469Please respect copyright.PENANAjbs7aC43VX
不出風頭就不會吃子彈,低調生活就不會被人批,沒有用處,也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊~469Please respect copyright.PENANAsdgQVj3QBE
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結論:大人的世界好骯髒……
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