大明曆‧天啟六年五月十四日‧順天府澄清坊‧未時439Please respect copyright.PENANAIKtrl5IEuv
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駱養性一手提著城北老字號的滷牛肉,一手提著川中特麴,無視知客僧一臉頭疼的神情,逕自踏進慈仁寺的山門,大跨步的朝西院而去。439Please respect copyright.PENANAY6GTGChNOd
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他這幾天沒少跑慈仁寺,一方面是來看看師傅出關了沒有,再者就是來和吳省身喝酒鬼混、聊天解悶…439Please respect copyright.PENANAb4bpzHHcl6
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想到這個新結識的兄弟,駱養性的嘴角就忍不住的咧了開來;這個自稱來自千年之後的兄弟,在很多小細節上顯得懵懂無知,但是看待事物的方法往往別出蹊徑、獨樹一幟;同輩的年輕人當中,很少有人可以和自己這麼合得來的。439Please respect copyright.PENANAy0Rvt2lWZn
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駱養性笑著,信步閒庭的踱到了西院二廂房的門前…439Please respect copyright.PENANAlbzFwlCuy2
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「…噎……呃…嗚…啊~啊~」房裡正傳出陣陣女子掩抑的呻吟聲。439Please respect copyright.PENANAqHzt3jefSb
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年輕人血氣方剛,不過這剛過中午,大白天的就…駱養性捂著額頭,進退兩難的呆站著。439Please respect copyright.PENANA3RRsuqaSjY
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「…吶!變態…看妳還嘴硬不!哈哈哈哈…」房裡傳出吳省身得意的笑聲。439Please respect copyright.PENANACEnYGurKjJ
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「…不……不要…那裡…不行…啊啊…呀…呀…」女子嬌喘吁吁的說。439Please respect copyright.PENANA15KRsvP9nX
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「夫君…你要輕一點,這位妹妹還是第一次…」另一個女子的聲音響起。439Please respect copyright.PENANAH18xg1uPJp
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這…這就是青春嗎!年輕人的玩法顯然超過了駱養性的想像。439Please respect copyright.PENANAMgSKy2yOtc
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「對嘛…這麼粗魯,你要溫柔點…不要太快玩壞掉…」還有一個稚齡女童的聲音。439Please respect copyright.PENANATs91U85cln
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駱養性臉色蒼白的扶著門廊上的柱子,這已經突破他所能承受的底限了。439Please respect copyright.PENANAFkhD000F2D
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「…這個變態…妳到底說不說!說不說!」吳省身的聲音439Please respect copyright.PENANACUi1y8dbTN
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「…哈哈…要…要壞掉了呀…嗚…嗚…」女子的嬌吟逐漸變得高亢。439Please respect copyright.PENANAihTV2WlPwy
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咦?這聲音怎麼聽起來那麼耳熟?駱養性納悶的想,在那裡聽過呢?439Please respect copyright.PENANAmvWF4GrfwR
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「…噎…說…我是…一定…會說的…唔唔…噎~噎噎~」女子嗚咽的聲音。439Please respect copyright.PENANAGjHTSlg0oS
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「變態…妳還嘴硬!」是吳省身氣急敗壞的聲音。439Please respect copyright.PENANAN7ZXZBruuJ
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這到底是在玩什麼啊?駱養性不敢去想像房內淫靡的景象。439Please respect copyright.PENANAg89BdWeci7
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「…不行!我…不行了…要死了…要死了…爹爹!兄長!嗚啊~~~~」439Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8ac5Ij6fz
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女子高亢嘹亮嬌啼劃破佛門淨地寂寥的青空…439Please respect copyright.PENANA1MrKkwRtr0
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駱養性則是一個機靈靈的冷顫,跳起來一腳踹開房門,扯開嗓子大吼:439Please respect copyright.PENANAOvgok7Dijb
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「凌衣!!!妳這是在做什………捏腳?」439Please respect copyright.PENANA01BO3XabRh
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駱養性接下來的表情就十分的複雜,真要說起來,大概就是在怒髮衝冠的臉上,裝了副張口結舌的嘴巴,再塞進一對百思不解的眼睛,太過複雜的臉部表情組合,導致駱養性臉上的肌肉,正在不斷的抽搐…439Please respect copyright.PENANATwMwnm57Zj
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「啊啊啊~~~………兄長?」439Please respect copyright.PENANAbhgGIgUROO
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凌衣的尖叫好不容易才停歇下來,呆呆的看著闖進來的人,心情一時十分的微妙,一片空白的腦袋裡,有慘遭輕薄的憤怒,任務失敗的鬱悶,被人曲解的委屈,絕處逄生的欣喜,再加上被人撞破的尷尬,正式進入傳說料理當中「五味雜陳」的至高境界…439Please respect copyright.PENANAJmNwQ0wSNn
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真想知道是那個笨蛋老人家,能夠教育出這種笨蛋的女兒…439Please respect copyright.PENANA1aBvbBLJ3W
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吳省身剛纔還在這麼想,這會兒卻是轉過頭,不忍看到兄妹重逄的感人畫面,今天這件事,讓吳省身深刻了解到一個真理…439Please respect copyright.PENANAeEFneYttnU
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原來…笨蛋!果然是一脈相傳的啊~~~439Please respect copyright.PENANAoxJJ7gygPg
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「誒誒誒…進別人的房間,要先敲門…」吳省身訕訕然的縮手,義正詞嚴的教訓道:「還有,開門要用手,不是用腳…」439Please respect copyright.PENANAJvEY4ieIJv
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羅莉見狀,調皮的吐了下舌頭,飛快的將凌衣身上的○○縳給解開,羅薇則是若無其事的自駱養性上手接過酒菜,隨即在桌上擺了開來…439Please respect copyright.PENANAko0k2HlyPw
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一時風平浪靜…439Please respect copyright.PENANAfb0eRi5So3
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「駱大哥…這件事,你欠我一個解釋…」吳省身端起茶杯輕抿一口,神色不悅的道:「就算…你對我的身子感興趣?也不該派你妹妹來偷窺我解手啊!」439Please respect copyright.PENANAUde9hrXeOX
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「孫子兵法有云,先發制人,後發制於人…」羅薇把握住機會,對羅莉進行起機會教育來了:「這招就叫作惡人先告狀,這是讀書人最擅長的,妹妹妳要仔細看著,好生學習…」439Please respect copyright.PENANABaJW2OUhCv
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誒誒誒~大丫頭!妳這是擺明了在拆我檯子是吧!439Please respect copyright.PENANA5KZu9csH8I
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「你的意思是說…我這妹子偷看你解手?…然後呆呆的,被倒塌的茅房給砸昏?…你們抬她進來…見她身子虛,所以便幫她作那…捏捏腳?」駱養性又好氣又好笑的說。439Please respect copyright.PENANALAiVYbWj7N
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「足療…是足療!又稱腳底按摩,可以強身健體、延年益壽…」吳省身糾正道。439Please respect copyright.PENANAdh1xLhVJke
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「這麼說來,反倒是我的不是了!」駱養性氣極反笑的說:「凌衣!妳來說說…」439Please respect copyright.PENANAfOCJ9umffM
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咦…人呢?439Please respect copyright.PENANAmNSxUzBZKF
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凌衣對自家兄長的稟性十分瞭解,自己硬是從爹爹手上要來這個使命,偏又搞得一塌糊塗,現在讓兄長知道了,光憑那張惡毒的大嘴巴…只怕自己就要成為錦衣衛今年最大的笑話了。439Please respect copyright.PENANApZg8gHOcYe
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「走了喲…變態姊姊還說…她還會再回來的!」羅莉啃著滷牛肉,含糊不清的說著。439Please respect copyright.PENANA7AivsoT0oH
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「看一次還不夠嗎!」吳省身氣急敗壞的扯著駱養性的衣襟:「你這個妹子是怎麼回事的啊!!!」439Please respect copyright.PENANAw2G3m5ZMjh
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「啊?不!這!我…」駱養性欲哭無淚,百口莫辯…439Please respect copyright.PENANAbS71sJM2oE
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妹妹呀!妳這悶不吭聲的一走,為兄要怎麼替妳討個公道啊!439Please respect copyright.PENANAgx4uVKJggL
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吳省身替駱養性斟了一碗酒,為自己倒了杯茶水,坐回位子上說也不說話,只是帶笑的看著駱養性。439Please respect copyright.PENANAV3qZMwFF2Y
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「凌衣是我家爺子辨案時收養的孤兒」駱養性被看得不自在,歎了口氣說:「自幼便在我家長大…」439Please respect copyright.PENANA3BEmyWhEyJ
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凌衣…零壹?吳省身不假思索的脫口而出:「那有沒有凌萼、凌珊、凌姒?」439Please respect copyright.PENANAxSusaYQ9OU
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「真瞭解我家老爺子…」駱養性苦笑著說:「老爺子本來想弄個錦衣衛十二金釵…不過光凌衣一個就折騰的他七暈八素,從此打消了這個念頭。」439Please respect copyright.PENANApuzGL1X6D8
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「凌衣她呢…自幼心思靈巧、一點就透,深得我家老爺子的歡心,一身絕藝傾囊相授…」駱養性不無得意的説。439Please respect copyright.PENANAVOAZNiEuM4
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「對喔!一直想問你,你怎麼會另外拜師吶!」吳省身一時想起。439Please respect copyright.PENANAucKnLPjLAJ
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「我的性子跟我娘比較像,和老爺子活絡的路子不同,不適合學他那一套…」駱養性笑笑道:「反倒是和師傅的武道比較契合,所以從小就被師傅從老爺子手上要了去。」439Please respect copyright.PENANA8hL2JZQmSy
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唷!敢情這習武還得看個性投不投緣來著…439Please respect copyright.PENANA7c3jQEh701
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「那我的性子那麼怕痛?」吳省身一臉欣喜的望向羅薇道:「與夫人那家傳武功…」439Please respect copyright.PENANAhSsMR5GS2y
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「再適合不過了!不怕痛的可練不來的喔!」羅莉閃著亮晶晶的眼睛說。439Please respect copyright.PENANA0xxayytC85
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見吳省身沒有警覺到事情的嚴重性,駱養性提醒著說:「凌衣自幼便跟隨我家老爺子進出錦衣衛,倍受錦衣衛兄弟們的嬌寵,有『大內第一女密探』的別號。」439Please respect copyright.PENANAxm0Jm0JPef
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「慢著…慢著!錦衣衛女密探有多少人啊?」見駱養性一副正經八百的樣子,吳省身不禁納悶的問。439Please respect copyright.PENANAumJl3hg8kJ
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「就這一個…」駱養性補充道:「錦衣衛本來就沒有女人加入的先例。」439Please respect copyright.PENANAx80QDcFkyS
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「可是凌衣從小便立志要加入錦衣衛,老爺子被她蠻纏不過,就給了她塊腰牌…」駱養性尷尬的說:「不在名冊裡的那一種。」439Please respect copyright.PENANA1uZ0fThXOs
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赫~居然是個沒執照的!439Please respect copyright.PENANAUoAvXVw31t
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「你可別因此而小看凌衣喔…」駱養性好心的提醒。439Please respect copyright.PENANA0nUiGPSkb6
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「我們錦衣衛要拿人,還得要有駕帖※1…」駱養性苦笑道:「但凌衣要捉誰進去整治,就是一句話的事…」439Please respect copyright.PENANAtcZ0izVNQK
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誒誒誒~還有沒有王法啊!這是什麼無冕之王啊!!!439Please respect copyright.PENANAp91Wk86gdH
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吳省身這才發現事情不妙,那小娘皮都放話出來了,這次樑子可結大了,吳省頭抬起頭來,可憐兮兮的望向駱養性,盼望這個不靠譜的大哥能夠伸出援手…439Please respect copyright.PENANApbQW2SudKY
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只見駱養性一臉沈重的說:「我這妹子自幼被嬌竉慣了,行事上多少有些思慮不周,爾後若有冒犯的地方,還望兄弟多多擔待…哈…」439Please respect copyright.PENANAlaJtK3YW32
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那聲「哈」是什麼!你笑了…你笑了對吧!對吧!439Please respect copyright.PENANACG75FgsFrj
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看著駱養性那苦憋住笑的神情,吳省身就忍不住想衝上去掐死他,考慮到小娘皮的事只怕還得靠這半吊子的哥兒們來解決,一時間不好得罪…439Please respect copyright.PENANASZnuOyPSBt
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「對了!聽說你家老爺子回來了啊?」吳省身靈機一動,胸有成竹的說。439Please respect copyright.PENANAZN6vwvso9u
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「咦?那來消息!」駱養性馬上坐不住,跳起來揪著吳省身直問。439Please respect copyright.PENANA1Fo655a9nB
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「小弟一想到自己清白的身子遭人看遍,就心慌意亂,魂不守舍,好多事都想不起來…」吳省身小鳥依人的說。439Please respect copyright.PENANAemJ6y9RYXY
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「賢弟勿驚…」駱養性握住吳省身的手,苦大仇深的說:「愚兄家門不幸,回去後定當好好教訓舍妹,給賢弟一個交代!」439Please respect copyright.PENANAuG4soMSZMQ
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哼!背叛…這就是赤裸裸的背叛!439Please respect copyright.PENANATlsjBiBlDI
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吳省身得意一笑,背過身子故作高明的道:「啊!我想起來了…剛才腳底按摩時,與令妹閒聊中恰好有提到,她就是奉了令尊的差遣來這慈仁寺的…」439Please respect copyright.PENANAfkiMOJ0Rd3
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「媽的你不早說!」駱養性氣得踹了吳省身屁股一腳,直朝門外奔去,口裡還嚷著:「我就去逮那死丫頭!!!」439Please respect copyright.PENANAn59wmzkmGR
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拍拍屁股上的腳印,吳省身心中不無得意,既是出了一口氣,也總算可以鬆一口氣;肩上的壓力一輕,才發現今天喝了不少茶水,人便朝著那歪歪斜斜的茅房踱去,想到裡頭那駭人的場景,吳省身的腦子裡開始尋思,想解決這可怕衛生水平的問題…439Please respect copyright.PENANAHDQb7lNHzz
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想在古代建個沖水馬桶,就得先解決供水的問題,要解決供水的問題,就得先建個儲水塔,想建個儲水塔,又得先解決汲水的問題…吳省身一邊上著廁所一邊想,忍不住在牆上用力一捶道:「怎麼會這麼麻煩吶?」439Please respect copyright.PENANA4dQvMPBV0J
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更麻煩的是,隨手用草繩草草紮起來的茅房不堪一擊,再度散架了,當中一面木牆倒在稻草堆上,崩一聲的分成了兩半,再次從稻草堆裡砸出一個黑衣人來…439Please respect copyright.PENANAn61AZpE6Rw
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凌衣看眾人不注意,趁隙溜了出來,想到使命失敗要面臨兄長的奚落,心裡萬分不甘,一咬牙又鑽進了稻草堆裡。439Please respect copyright.PENANA68uA3gGRnN
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俗話說的好,最危險的地方就是最安全的地方,死胖子一定想不到我會回到這裡!439Please respect copyright.PENANAmogNeO8bim
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那對姊妹端來的齋飯她不敢動,怕被死胖子下過藥,結果今天折騰了一天都沒吃東西。439Please respect copyright.PENANAk2vSPXzZSd
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凌衣再度躲在稻草堆裡,啃著手上硬梆梆的乾糧,目露兇光的瞪著不遠處的廂房…439Please respect copyright.PENANAH7zPbDmNOn
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聽著房裡的歡笑聲,凌衣這時想起,剛才兄長進房時,一手提著城北老字號的滷牛肉,另一手提著的,是爹爹私藏起來的川中特麴…439Please respect copyright.PENANAOhZqjX2tcM
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房裡杯觥交錯,自己卻在這裡餓肚子,回想到這一天的際遇,凌衣更是覺得委屈,鼻頭一酸,眼眶泛紅,眼淚怔怔的落了下來。439Please respect copyright.PENANAGXeJbCkGoe
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一面聽著房裡的交談聲,一邊又忍不住暗自心驚,想不到那個死胖子竟然與兄長過從甚密,兄長竟然將自己的身份都被套了出來!439Please respect copyright.PENANAwJ0Vm5joRe
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爹爹一定是發現其中有問題,所以才特地派我來監視這個死胖子的,只要完成這次的使命,定要纏著爹爹將自己的名字記進錦衣衛的名冊裡!439Please respect copyright.PENANARQnFFYc4Uj
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可是聽到最後,凌衣愈聽卻愈是心驚,想不到兄長竟被蠱惑,掉過頭要來對付自己,見兄長衝出房門時,凌衣忍不住一縮、繃緊神經,突然想起,爹爹還有交代,千萬不能讓兄長知道爹爹的行蹤…439Please respect copyright.PENANAOriymrrd1U
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想到這裡,凌衣忍不住手心冒汗、嬌軀微顫,閉上眼睛滿腦都是爹爹與兄長反目成仇,父子相殘的可怕畫面,連吳省身鑽進茅房都沒有發現,直到聽到淅瀝瀝的水聲…439Please respect copyright.PENANA8yY6ttKjze
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凌衣楞楞的看著眼前的茅房,是什麼人在自己不注意的時候進去的?439Please respect copyright.PENANAipQwPCk5K1
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突然間碰的一聲!茅房的木牆慢慢的在眼中放大,然後…439Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2eVVawIgI
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凌衣再次被敲得頭暈目眩,嚇得全身僵硬,看得目瞪口呆,她正對著,又是還沒有拉上褲子的吳省身…439Please respect copyright.PENANAy5fu5dX2ci
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凌衣腦中一片空白,隱約間只知道死胖子瞠目結舌看著自己說:439Please respect copyright.PENANAfuoCuvFPMm
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「哇操!妳就真的那麼想看嗎…」439Please respect copyright.PENANAWjKq3yQjlw
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然後就眼前一黑…不醒人事…最後唯一記得的就是…439Please respect copyright.PENANADFK9QeBVK8
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原來…這就是人蔘…439Please respect copyright.PENANAFVru1hh8Lv
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【茶餘飯後】439Please respect copyright.PENANAXYpm9967eO
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吳省身(惱):「為什麼打從我來到明朝,就一直衰運連連呢?」439Please respect copyright.PENANA5rXd6vL00V
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羅莉(茶):「雖說大難不死,必有後福;但也有人是用盡好運,厄運連連…」439Please respect copyright.PENANAx4RoiuFFPB
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羅莉(茶):「妾身以為,夫君說不定是將一生的好運都用盡了…」439Please respect copyright.PENANA9csINztkSf
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吳省身(怒):「要這麼說!妳也是逃過一劫的人啊?」439Please respect copyright.PENANAkB7X38BUtA
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羅莉(泣):「奴家已經遇到夫君了…」439Please respect copyright.PENANAgmBIQ487lr
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【說文解字】 439Please respect copyright.PENANARBXA3Mk1ci
※1 駕帖:明朝時期,秉承皇帝意旨,由刑科簽發逮捕人用的公文。亦即現代的拘捕令。 439Please respect copyright.PENANA3sCJitlTSA