我和靚女Miss的故事（Tier 3已完結，Tier 1-2及無課連載中） - 二十八

二十八

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「唔？咩事？」我問，唔明佢哋做乜鬼望住我。

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「阿嫂黎？」冠傑問。

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「係啊。」我答。

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「你對佢…都真係幾惡…」冠傑道。

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「對女人係要咁架，唔可以比飽飯佢哋食，如果唔係佢哋會得吋進尺，到時比啲女踩到上你心口你就大鑊喇。」我又搬出同阿雄講既歪理向冠傑說教︰「港女就係咁鍊成架喇。」

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「唉，唔知你，每對情侶都有佢哋自己既相處方式，我唔評論。」果然係受慣女仔歡迎既冠傑，我啲歪理對佢黎講都係冇乜用，佢擺出一款有型有款既姿態，就咁中止咗同我既討論。

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不過我係男既，有型有款既姿勢你都係對返你啲女fans做喇。

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呢個時候Hugo都插口道︰「其實…我響球場都見震波嫂對你幾好，你啱啱都真係對佢好惡吓喎。」

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「咁係你唔知佢響電話度同我講咗啲咩啫！」

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「咁佢同你講咗啲咩？」Hugo問。

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「呢層…」我諗返起岑岑啱啱響電話入面其實都只不過係關心下我今朝比賽比成點，同埋想我陪佢去B's Cafe既新分店食下蛋糕，呢啲講出黎真係唔算好過份既要求，所以我講咗兩隻字都決定煞車唔講︰「總之啲港女係唔寵得架喇！你一寵佢就會寵出公主病黎架喇！」

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我又補多句自己既名句︰「港女就係咁鍊成架喇。」

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其實我同佢哋唔同班，佢哋應該都唔知我同岑岑實際既相處情況係點，就算知，都應該只係知皮毛。

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我唔知岑岑有冇同凱寧或者其他朋友傾，但我呢面既朋友既話，應該就係得阿雄知道，佢仲成日勸我要對岑岑好啲。

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嘿，到佢媾到晴晴既時候，佢就知味道。

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女人，係唔可以比飽飯佢食既。

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如果唔係…

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港女就係咁鍊成架喇。

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Hugo羨慕地道︰「唉，真係羨慕你有女朋友可以實踐你呢啲口中所謂既道理…」

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「你咪聽條友亂UP喇，」冠傑道︰「女人，係一件藝術品，係要拎黎錫既。」

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我即刻反駁︰「你扮咩啊，啱啱句對白我好似同岑岑去睇戲既時候聽過咁既。」

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冠傑呆咗一呆，先再講︰「咁我見有用，咪袋定響袋睇下幾時可以拎出黎講咋嘛。」

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我轉頭向同Hugo講︰「其實唔駛羨慕既，你自己媾返條咪得囉。」

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「唉，媾得到先得架…」Hugo垂頭喪氣地道。

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「你係咪有對象啫？你講出黎不如睇下我哋幫唔幫到你？」我聽得出Hugo好似意有所指咁喎…佢其實係咪一直都有暗戀對象呢？我都真係一啲都唔知。

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「係囉係囉，你咪講出黎比我哋知囉，唔通我哋咁老友，都唔會幫你咩？」冠傑都自告奮勇要幫手。

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「連媾女高手冠傑都出埋聲，你不妨講出黎喇。」

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「咩媾女高手啫，我都唔係。」冠傑謙虛喇，成日比女圍都仲唔叫媾女高手咩？

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不過無論我哋點講，Hugo都係怕怕醜醜但又誓神劈願咁唔肯認話自己有鍾意既女仔，淨係話自己只係羨慕我哋兩個有女朋友云云，既然佢係咁講，加上其實我哋都冇證據純鳩UP，咁就放過咗Hugo。

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不得不說，咁樣東拉西扯豬UP咗一輪之後，我哋對今朝場友誼賽失利，總算冇咁上心。

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只係…下次既比賽，我仲有冇得出場呢？

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對於籃球，我真係好上心，唔似對其他嘢咁who fucking care…所以，我心入面都隱約咁有啲擔心…我以後係咪真係冇得出場…

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唉。

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我哋繼續傾下計食下飯，我見到Hugo係咁㩒電話send messages，終於忍唔住問佢︰「你其實同邊個send緊Message啫？係咪就係果個女仔？」

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其實當然喇，我都係純粹講下，佢不嬲都羨慕開我同冠傑有女朋友，又成日呻自己媾唔到女，呢啲都係日常，你話佢只係呻而唔係真係有暗戀對象都正常。

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又或者…

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有暗戀對象但唔講比我同冠傑聽都唔出奇。

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「冇啊，friend咋嘛。」估到Hugo都係咁講架喇，佢又接住道︰「你夠有send message喇。」

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「我點同呢？」我笑笑口道︰「我覆返我條女少少嘢咋嘛。」

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唔知係咪比我啱啱既語氣嚇咗一嚇，岑岑唔敢再打黎問去唔去B's Cafe，就咁send咗個WhatsApp黎問我幾時同邊度等。

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我咪叫咗妳等我覆妳囉？妳而家咁樣即係想逼我同妳去啫？所以我一怒之下，就覆返佢個message，同佢講話我下晝有嘢做唔去。

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事實上我梗係冇嘢做喇，不過個女唔寵得架嘛，妳以為逼我表態我就會就範？

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港女就係咁鍊成架喇。

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