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「那麼,就從第一個SC開始喔!首先是『我才不看Vtuber呢』的留言──」8964 copyright protection91PENANAHuA0CB1bKe 維尼
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直到最近,唸別人留言這種事才變成習慣。8964 copyright protection91PENANAcssewvnEap 維尼
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雖然做VTuber也三個月有了,若用正職的觀點來看,差不多也過了試用期。但直到現在,還是感受不到工作進入狀況時會產生的熟練感。8964 copyright protection91PENANADb9D4Fg90E 維尼
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儘管是自己決定的,但說真的──心底仍常懷疑自己的想法,以及在做的事……8964 copyright protection91PENANAUafbjA2WgV 維尼
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「那麼接下來──是『無職大叔轉生異世界』的留言──」8964 copyright protection91PENANAL0nL8o99CQ 維尼
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聽著從口中說出,傳進麥克風後化為女聲流出的話,我試著無視內心糾結,向觀眾散播歡樂散播愛。8964 copyright protection91PENANAfUNxhZyxFR 維尼
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要是能用這個身分讓更多人開心就好了。8964 copyright protection91PENANATRGt2uLDCb 維尼
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僅僅如此,我亦別無所求。8964 copyright protection91PENANA4f7gWFfRpA 維尼
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只要能這樣做下去就好。8964 copyright protection91PENANAZSeD5kkjgY 維尼
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然而,又難免會想到要是我的真面目──皮諾丘的中之人被揭露了。那想必,現在的快樂與愛就會變成憤怒與恨,朝我這反噬吧?8964 copyright protection91PENANAScAwFDAF9G 維尼
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也不必完全揭露,只要能證實我的性別和年紀就好。8964 copyright protection91PENANA8rUuJJzxt7 維尼
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只要這些情報被知道了,我也就結束了。8964 copyright protection91PENANA4Fb8s6Q7LQ 維尼
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而且就算不被人發現,能一直順順做下去,但總有一天——也會自己露出馬腳吧?8964 copyright protection91PENANAdfusU89LjF 維尼
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真實的樣子壓抑久了,總有忍不住浮出水面的時候……到時就會和那時一樣。8964 copyright protection91PENANANdaMk41lpK 維尼
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就會和那時一樣。8964 copyright protection91PENANATw7mLpBh2e 維尼
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但我沒從那學到任何教訓。一樣在朝著錯誤的結局前進。8964 copyright protection91PENANAsjFM9DUPDC 維尼
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而那個結局──或者該說是失敗的開始?往往也來得異常突然。8964 copyright protection91PENANAOe4beJjgzl 維尼
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也同樣地讓人慌張。8964 copyright protection91PENANATZLto0qSV9 維尼
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本想把SC唸完就關台休息的。8964 copyright protection91PENANA7uWz7ktjKa 維尼
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畢竟這次是臨時開台。是因為早上打招呼被若芸無視而覺得鬱卒,鬱卒到下午吃完飯實在受不了了,想打遊戲解悶才順便開台的。但大概是時間不對的關係,腦袋一直沒進入狀態,直到剛才才成功贏得第一。8964 copyright protection91PENANA5DIaJ2HTSC 維尼
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贏了之後,我想說見好就收,不然如果拖得太久,拖到若芸練完球回來就不好了。8964 copyright protection91PENANAd4cPZIj0nN 維尼
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還是趕緊將注意力放回聊天室吧。8964 copyright protection91PENANAP7QwBn2gr2 維尼
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「再來是『小林製藥』的留言。『那個……雖然我是女生,但我也想要跟皮醬結婚!還有,最近有在練習剪輯,希望未來能剪皮醬的影片上傳,讓更多人看到皮醬的可愛!』」8964 copyright protection91PENANAq72YRn9Ovh 維尼
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看見充滿善意的留言,我忍不住露出微笑。8964 copyright protection91PENANAAMypgBMgQi 維尼
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「哇──謝謝你!皮醬期待你做的影片喔。開始上傳的話記得要告訴皮醬!皮醬會幫你宣傳──」8964 copyright protection91PENANAfZ738J8qfL 維尼
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「給我去死!」8964 copyright protection91PENANATGKV1pdMlp 維尼
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然而,在我還在感動時,一聲飽含恨意的咒罵突然從門外穿透,灌進耳裡。等等──8964 copyright protection91PENANAj6nH9ghAsa 維尼
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「碰!」8964 copyright protection91PENANANPTfO3pkMi 維尼
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還來不及阻止,便是一陣猛烈的撞擊。力道大到連桌上咖啡都為之震動……這下慘了。8964 copyright protection91PENANAH2Si4UQfsR 維尼
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到底是誰在撞門?!是若芸還是輝烈──不對!8964 copyright protection91PENANAU9OGGtxrfp 維尼
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是誰都不重要!這房子就只是間舊型公寓,門跟門鎖都爛到不行,不管誰來撞只要用力撞幾次門就開了!8964 copyright protection91PENANA99Tnnx1rzN 維尼
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我該先去堵門嗎?還是──8964 copyright protection91PENANAIB9yRLHAyO 維尼
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瞥向聊天室,只看到斷斷續續的「?」、「什麼聲音?」的留言開始浮出。已經被聽到了……8964 copyright protection91PENANAf8OpVCjotq 維尼
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儘管已經在門上鋪了吸音棉,卻仍擋不住撞門聲的餘波。8964 copyright protection91PENANA8r1Dma1Kgq 維尼
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也擋不住我以為家裡沒人,所以毫無限制的說話音量......8964 copyright protection91PENANAvUkLdkicBe 維尼
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只是我到底該先顧哪邊啊?!8964 copyright protection91PENANA0HRqMnMiuA 維尼
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慌張到不行的我,不停來回看螢幕與門。一邊是隨時可能闖入的家人;一邊則是泛起疑問的聊天室。8964 copyright protection91PENANANHIRNz7Cow 維尼
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不管先處理哪邊,另一邊都可能直接爆炸啊——!8964 copyright protection91PENANA4cMAA0rmzT 維尼
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最後選擇的順序,雖是緊急時刻的直覺。但後來想想,大概也有自暴自棄的成分在吧。8964 copyright protection91PENANArOzU0g4K83 維尼
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反正一邊的狀況沒法再差了,不如顧好另一邊就好——老實說,腦中不是沒抱著這種想法。8964 copyright protection91PENANAv0kss62IP6 維尼
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總之等煎熬時間結束,我便拿起麥克風,向網路一端的觀眾說:8964 copyright protection91PENANAHhuwqVJ8wN 維尼
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「啊抱歉!馬麻突然來了啦!實況就先到這~剩下的SC皮醬下次會唸完──真的很對不起!」8964 copyright protection91PENANAQfr9rK8XkK 維尼
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抱歉了老媽,讓兒子用你的名義頂一下吧……8964 copyright protection91PENANAHvq3LJUkcP 維尼
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「太突然了吧?」、「伯母要來一起實況了?」、「伯母好!我是皮醬的老──」8964 copyright protection91PENANAXUjqHnBUY2 維尼
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「砰!」8964 copyright protection91PENANA8fejQoh2Nc 維尼
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還想確認聊天室反應時,撞擊聲再度傳來……沒辦法了。8964 copyright protection91PENANADTV0GcuG5O 維尼
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我直接將手伸向主機,按下RESET鍵。皮醬的世界──房間雙螢幕上的畫面便立刻由彩轉黑,然後重新亮起。8964 copyright protection91PENANAulCzfQGHgV 維尼
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強制重開電腦後我跳起來,在心裡一邊「啊啊啊」地大喊,一面推起電競椅往房門衝。8964 copyright protection91PENANA234i9CWHV3 維尼
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但在擋住門前一刻,外頭的人剛好再撞一次,讓我目睹了門鎖崩壞的一刻……不是吧?8964 copyright protection91PENANAxlmbDc5JUH 維尼
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我的兒子(還是女兒?)有那麼厲害嗎?8964 copyright protection91PENANAAgdjUmmwj0 維尼
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「開門。」8964 copyright protection91PENANAOoXlhzcSKS 維尼
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儘管隔了層吸音棉,但另一頭的聲音依舊傳了進來。8964 copyright protection91PENANAMLAQmcLFiq 維尼
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……是若芸。8964 copyright protection91PENANAehcG36rXIv 維尼
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是女兒的聲音。8964 copyright protection91PENANAbSa5odN7D1 維尼
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但──不對啊?8964 copyright protection91PENANAJt3tBPe4qU 維尼
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「若芸你、你怎麼這麼早就──」8964 copyright protection91PENANAbp75mDY0gF 維尼
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「開門!」8964 copyright protection91PENANAGJRV9zDpPn 維尼
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若芸直接無視問題。8964 copyright protection91PENANA6ck0cRDDSy 維尼
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遲疑了幾秒,不知道該乖乖開門,還是該繼續頑抗才好。說起來遲疑不決還真是我的特色──8964 copyright protection91PENANAaxPQODadkL 維尼
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「砰!」8964 copyright protection91PENANAcwqwBHrHS2 維尼
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在我還在猶豫──順便吐槽自己時,若芸已繼續行動。猛烈的力道將門和我和椅子一起撞開。8964 copyright protection91PENANAOlxzQ1ZAMk 維尼
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「嗚喔喔!」8964 copyright protection91PENANARyzYqA9kWd 維尼
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倒在地上,頭還順便被椅子砸了一下。8964 copyright protection91PENANA8nvpTN9Nh2 維尼
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儘管想起身作最後掙扎,但來不及了。8964 copyright protection91PENANA460TWDHr8U 維尼
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只見女兒……若芸她毫不猶豫地走入。掃視擺在桌上的設備後將視線收回,俯視跌坐在地的我。8964 copyright protection91PENANAdQEz059Cek 維尼
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俯視我這墮落的廢物老爸。8964 copyright protection91PENANA7i2XGkSYqV 維尼
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「為什麼要做這種事?」8964 copyright protection91PENANAyAV43B9zwe 維尼
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