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剛剛還自以為是,以為首次喝酒的北風會比較快茫。結果反倒是我這(前)社會人士先醉……8964 copyright protection236PENANAve3dpZ91nN 維尼
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明明還在實況,視界卻已開始搖來晃去、模模糊糊……我不是已經刻意放慢了嗎?8964 copyright protection236PENANA0WlFTkzBJq 維尼
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反觀另一邊的北風,儘管是以把酒當水喝的速度喝著,但喝到現在卻絲毫不見醉態,講話咬字也很清楚……不是吧?8964 copyright protection236PENANAWrEcvl0fOJ 維尼
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妳真的是第一次喝酒?8964 copyright protection236PENANAccKMgkWj9z 維尼
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「唉呀呀──看來皮醬不行囉?」8964 copyright protection236PENANAcEln5WSjrA 維尼
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就像她說的,螢幕上的皮醬正和我一起在螢幕上搖擺,跟我一起搖擺……不對!8964 copyright protection236PENANAXVhwIJyfY0 維尼
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我就是皮醬本人吧?8964 copyright protection236PENANANZ0D4Dc96Z 維尼
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「我才沒醉……真的醉的人才會說自己醉了。」8964 copyright protection236PENANA1Rmtz9BZR9 維尼
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嘴上胡言亂語的我,盡力睜大眼盯著聊天室。只見上頭都是些:「北風醬真能喝……」、「皮醬醉到搖來晃去的樣子好好笑www」、「趕快去喝點水……擔心皮醬QAQ」之類的留言……嗯?8964 copyright protection236PENANAhxREoFP91p 維尼
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是誰那麼暖呢?8964 copyright protection236PENANAdydWRb6hQW 維尼
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「小林謝謝你,我會去喝水的……」咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕。8964 copyright protection236PENANAWIupfRi27q 維尼
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稍微看了下是哪個觀眾擔心我後,乖乖喝了口水。啊,不對。8964 copyright protection236PENANArFls0eXYuM 維尼
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又喝到威士忌了。8964 copyright protection236PENANAsyrayBd2bt 維尼
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在我盡全力,試著維持清醒時,北風故意模仿我的動作,一起在螢幕上晃來晃去,臉部還刻意切成愛心眼的表情。8964 copyright protection236PENANAchp9ESzhSf 維尼
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然後又轉回正常。8964 copyright protection236PENANA2wa48boxz3 維尼
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「啊!各位皮粉,我想到了。我們趁皮醬喝醉來問她問題吧!」8964 copyright protection236PENANAsM5dpqgD9j 維尼
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「嗯?要問……什麼?皮醬今天的內褲是白色的呦?」8964 copyright protection236PENANAN3ulPF4vzH 維尼
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如果你們知道我是大叔,就不會想問這個了。8964 copyright protection236PENANASOcCrGfRTO 維尼
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「喔喔──大家聽到了嗎?皮醬今天是白色的哦!」8964 copyright protection236PENANArvIK7xCFBm 維尼
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這時Discord跳出一則私訊──是北風私下傳來的連三嘔吐小臉。8964 copyright protection236PENANABGq1VaZ1lN 維尼
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「那麼,既然內褲顏色都說了,那要不要說說最近煩惱的事呢?」8964 copyright protection236PENANACNheFAXx1k 維尼
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「煩惱的……事?像我覺得北風醬喝酒的聲音很色……這種事嗎?」8964 copyright protection236PENANAYenLx9gMKk 維尼
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「欸?這還真是……原來皮醬喜歡我喝水的聲音啊?」8964 copyright protection236PENANAIcrPmgPJn7 維尼
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Discord上又傳來一則:『想不到大叔喝醉後那麼直接。』但我已經無力吐槽。8964 copyright protection236PENANAW37EKexeF5 維尼
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「嗯……」8964 copyright protection236PENANAgxRDOp6wro 維尼
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其實還有更喜歡的。8964 copyright protection236PENANAETuQLGl9QS 維尼
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但已經聽不到那人的聲音了。8964 copyright protection236PENANA0ya7nmupUq 維尼
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「那還有什麼事嗎?皮醬可以趁這機會向觀眾抱怨喔!又或者──可以試著向我訴苦,北風的大歐派會接納皮醬的一切喔!」8964 copyright protection236PENANAoxyIWDbWkY 維尼
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北風醬說著,同時也在Discord提醒我:『可別醉到自爆喔?』8964 copyright protection236PENANAVosGhSjE0J 維尼
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我知道啦……作為VTuber,就算醉到意識不清也還是會死守中之人的情報好嗎?8964 copyright protection236PENANAcv9eVOKpBp 維尼
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只是──想要訴苦的事嗎?8964 copyright protection236PENANAwOnjX93azH 維尼
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確實是有事想說。8964 copyright protection236PENANAUUjdhBfF7H 維尼
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「有的……就是最近有一個朋友──」我盡力用迷茫的腦袋改了一部分。「原本跟她很要好的。但因為一些原因,已經有……三年沒說過話了。到現在才和她重逢。但就變得很尷尬……」8964 copyright protection236PENANAPgktOqtIFW 維尼
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「喔~然後呢然後呢?」8964 copyright protection236PENANAJqbg32BASO 維尼
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「然後……一直在想該怎麼跟她和好。但不管怎麼想,皮醬都想不到好辦法……」8964 copyright protection236PENANAH7QqRdusFV 維尼
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「喔──原來如此。那那個對象是男生嗎?」8964 copyright protection236PENANA4yjHxGIOR0 維尼
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「才不是。她是我的女、女性友人。」8964 copyright protection236PENANAn8fxkRToJR 維尼
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「只是女性友人嗎?唉……真可惜,沒有八卦能聽。」8964 copyright protection236PENANAQqi6gKY6nd 維尼
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北風如此說著時,我看向聊天室,底下開始冒出一些:「皮醬不是超級家裡蹲嗎?空氣朋友?」、「呼──皮醬仍舊是我老婆!」、「皮醬辛苦了……跟朋友有隔閡是很讓人難過的事QAQ」。嗚嗚嗚,小林謝謝你……8964 copyright protection236PENANADLJ8doPJbm 維尼
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「真的是女生朋友啦。只是……她個性超級冷漠,冷漠到像男生就是了。」8964 copyright protection236PENANAx11tHVqgQc 維尼
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但她會變得這麼難以親近,就是我害的。8964 copyright protection236PENANA0whFsz6CYL 維尼
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「喔~講到這個,我在學校也認識這種類型的人呢……人其實很好,可是一直裝作很冷酷的樣子!」8964 copyright protection236PENANAj9Knksv6VW 維尼
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北風似乎聯想到她在學校的友人了。8964 copyright protection236PENANAaL3ZT5Ho4Z 維尼
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但沒有深談,她只是接著問起:8964 copyright protection236PENANAqq9q4MZu7q 維尼
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「那皮醬之所以跟她疏遠,是因為她的關係,還是皮醬的問題呢?」8964 copyright protection236PENANAz4xJ1v6wQs 維尼
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「……是我的問題。」8964 copyright protection236PENANAWaR49kxlbu 維尼
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說出來後,我又乾了一杯。8964 copyright protection236PENANAdK1OrPDA51 維尼
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「原來如此原來如此──那就到北風我解決疑難雜症的時間啦!」她興奮到又在螢幕上晃動。「這種女生與女生間的戀愛問題,是我最擅長處理的呢!」8964 copyright protection236PENANA36lgfCV5qt 維尼
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是這樣嗎……8964 copyright protection236PENANAvEsXBtJUpT 維尼
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到現在才知道,原來妳是百合控腐女。雖不知道百合控能不能算腐女,但……不對。8964 copyright protection236PENANAKGDggMjjdI 維尼
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這話題不能深談,再探討下去感覺會引起一些紛爭。8964 copyright protection236PENANA7feZQs1cwL 維尼
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總之,就算北風真能處理好了,但我跟若芸也不是她想的那樣。8964 copyright protection236PENANAZDI22cKWbQ 維尼
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「對付那種酷酷類型的女生,光靠嘴巴是沒用的。只能用行動來打動她喔!」8964 copyright protection236PENANAjdROCCwVDf 維尼
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這樣有用的話就好了……嗯?8964 copyright protection236PENANAp4rLny7KTw 維尼
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北風的話讓我豎起耳朵。8964 copyright protection236PENANAu82bIzFE1S 維尼
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「北風醬,再說仔細一點。」8964 copyright protection236PENANA0NTE4WrDcs 維尼
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「喔?徒弟這麼感興趣啊?很好很好,作師父的我非常欣慰。」8964 copyright protection236PENANACOs7H1BBf6 維尼
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「誰是你徒弟……皮醬才不想當你徒弟。總之妳快說啦!」8964 copyright protection236PENANAqPzPGNJJWR 維尼
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「咦?不認我當師父是嗎?」北風誇張地嘆口氣。「但沒關係,北風我還是會替皮醬出謀劃策的哦!只是……可能得再喝一下才會有靈感呢。」8964 copyright protection236PENANAAom9CrXP6c 維尼
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像在……不對,依這人的個性,她就是在吊我胃口。8964 copyright protection236PENANAT4SW3F6ZXj 維尼
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「好啦我知道了……師父您到底能告訴徒弟了沒?」8964 copyright protection236PENANA6q057eDWA2 維尼
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實在沒辦法,只好乖乖認小我二十幾歲的女生當師父。8964 copyright protection236PENANALYSTxYEXdz 維尼
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「你們以前有過約定之類的嗎?」8964 copyright protection236PENANAzIKWNq8Dxj 維尼
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一吊足胃口,下句話便直指核心。8964 copyright protection236PENANAw0Ej9kAq9E 維尼
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「……有是有,但已經完成不了了。」8964 copyright protection236PENANAdcaVxRL8pL 維尼
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「不能完成是嗎──好吧。那妳知道她現在最在意什麼嗎?」8964 copyright protection236PENANAQy7gObTl54 維尼
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「最在意什麼……」8964 copyright protection236PENANAThFu4C5Gtp 維尼
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「對啊對啊。像你覺得她會對你有什麼要求?又或者她最想完成的願望之類的。」8964 copyright protection236PENANAVjVqLAYjtp 維尼
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「這個……」8964 copyright protection236PENANAnfMsZFyIRl 維尼
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女兒最想完成的願望……老實說,我並不清楚。8964 copyright protection236PENANAcn29s7bkmj 維尼
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畢竟她從沒向我提過自己的夢想。8964 copyright protection236PENANA6gSwfe9m3v 維尼
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不過也可能是我以前太忙,所以忽略了……8964 copyright protection236PENANAb5YWQXrGwE 維尼
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呵。8964 copyright protection236PENANAvrA2GQEmlQ 維尼
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我這老爸當得還真是可恥。8964 copyright protection236PENANA4VUYYweZl2 維尼
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「我不知道……」8964 copyright protection236PENANAk2oUxUIWzP 維尼
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「是哦?」然而北風又問。「連她對你有什麼要求也不清楚?」8964 copyright protection236PENANAaC11EFJg0T 維尼
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「我不知道……欸?不對,等等。」8964 copyright protection236PENANAo5KHdjvryc 維尼
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如果是要求──8964 copyright protection236PENANA8hrmZ0ouR5 維尼
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她對我這老爸的要求應該很多。但直到現在,我連一項都沒能完成。8964 copyright protection236PENANAX5nlASvLzu 維尼
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