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「……嗚。」8964 copyright protection270PENANADxo8G4Vipv 維尼
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剛剛還自以為是,以為首次喝酒的北風會比較快茫。結果反倒是我這(前)社會人士先醉……8964 copyright protection270PENANAAfta5UGzLZ 維尼
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明明還在實況,視界卻已開始搖來晃去、模模糊糊……我不是已經刻意放慢了嗎?8964 copyright protection270PENANAkVmwGELt4L 維尼
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反觀另一邊的北風,儘管是以把酒當水喝的速度喝著,但喝到現在卻絲毫不見醉態,講話咬字也很清楚……不是吧?8964 copyright protection270PENANAK2fHTPMhWY 維尼
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妳真的是第一次喝酒?8964 copyright protection270PENANAlQinDx5OL4 維尼
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「唉呀呀──看來皮醬不行囉?」8964 copyright protection270PENANAWDldxPyw5n 維尼
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就像她說的,螢幕上的皮醬正和我一起在螢幕上搖擺,跟我一起搖擺……不對!8964 copyright protection270PENANAO6fq8elmsv 維尼
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我就是皮醬本人吧?8964 copyright protection270PENANAR3d8J0Ig6q 維尼
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「我才沒醉……真的醉的人才會說自己醉了。」8964 copyright protection270PENANAwyL0X30g48 維尼
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嘴上胡言亂語的我,盡力睜大眼盯著聊天室。只見上頭都是些:「北風醬真能喝……」、「皮醬醉到搖來晃去的樣子好好笑www」、「趕快去喝點水……擔心皮醬QAQ」之類的留言……嗯?8964 copyright protection270PENANAJgrmpx1cVE 維尼
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是誰那麼暖呢?8964 copyright protection270PENANAnMNOKa95Ke 維尼
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「小林謝謝你,我會去喝水的……」咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕。8964 copyright protection270PENANAVguxsbYId8 維尼
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稍微看了下是哪個觀眾擔心我後,乖乖喝了口水。啊,不對。8964 copyright protection270PENANAdeHNcnv953 維尼
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又喝到威士忌了。8964 copyright protection270PENANAdLgFHy1DmT 維尼
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在我盡全力,試著維持清醒時,北風故意模仿我的動作,一起在螢幕上晃來晃去,臉部還刻意切成愛心眼的表情。8964 copyright protection270PENANAKC56fhaNKF 維尼
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然後又轉回正常。8964 copyright protection270PENANARWRbJyEvcp 維尼
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「啊!各位皮粉,我想到了。我們趁皮醬喝醉來問她問題吧!」8964 copyright protection270PENANAg4Rv2HKrT4 維尼
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「嗯?要問……什麼?皮醬今天的內褲是白色的呦?」8964 copyright protection270PENANAvELcHtkbpo 維尼
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如果你們知道我是大叔,就不會想問這個了。8964 copyright protection270PENANAZ7JCaAuC88 維尼
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「喔喔──大家聽到了嗎?皮醬今天是白色的哦!」8964 copyright protection270PENANA0zTphfa50X 維尼
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這時Discord跳出一則私訊──是北風私下傳來的連三嘔吐小臉。8964 copyright protection270PENANARVKl6v8KhA 維尼
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「那麼,既然內褲顏色都說了,那要不要說說最近煩惱的事呢?」8964 copyright protection270PENANAMABdgI4LMk 維尼
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「煩惱的……事?像我覺得北風醬喝酒的聲音很色……這種事嗎?」8964 copyright protection270PENANAYp8tg3xfT0 維尼
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「欸?這還真是……原來皮醬喜歡我喝水的聲音啊?」8964 copyright protection270PENANAiWUkpGmW0G 維尼
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Discord上又傳來一則:『想不到大叔喝醉後那麼直接。』但我已經無力吐槽。8964 copyright protection270PENANA0K31cdoViR 維尼
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「嗯……」8964 copyright protection270PENANA8u786P8E88 維尼
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其實還有更喜歡的。8964 copyright protection270PENANARW29tDFSu4 維尼
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但已經聽不到那人的聲音了。8964 copyright protection270PENANApLVn7szQ7r 維尼
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「那還有什麼事嗎?皮醬可以趁這機會向觀眾抱怨喔!又或者──可以試著向我訴苦,北風的大歐派會接納皮醬的一切喔!」8964 copyright protection270PENANAEP6s5yQFFT 維尼
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北風醬說著,同時也在Discord提醒我:『可別醉到自爆喔?』8964 copyright protection270PENANAa1VTvAmICk 維尼
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我知道啦……作為VTuber,就算醉到意識不清也還是會死守中之人的情報好嗎?8964 copyright protection270PENANAdiHD3V7fjA 維尼
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只是──想要訴苦的事嗎?8964 copyright protection270PENANA2m4kPiPNrA 維尼
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確實是有事想說。8964 copyright protection270PENANAvjKL0PbdxC 維尼
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「有的……就是最近有一個朋友──」我盡力用迷茫的腦袋改了一部分。「原本跟她很要好的。但因為一些原因,已經有……三年沒說過話了。到現在才和她重逢。但就變得很尷尬……」8964 copyright protection270PENANAIaEsC52bl8 維尼
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「喔~然後呢然後呢?」8964 copyright protection270PENANAJUpeju0bM3 維尼
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「然後……一直在想該怎麼跟她和好。但不管怎麼想,皮醬都想不到好辦法……」8964 copyright protection270PENANAhfRTM9wtg6 維尼
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「喔──原來如此。那那個對象是男生嗎?」8964 copyright protection270PENANA2oBIUENQ64 維尼
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「才不是。她是我的女、女性友人。」8964 copyright protection270PENANAwcQeehd5Yk 維尼
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「只是女性友人嗎?唉……真可惜,沒有八卦能聽。」8964 copyright protection270PENANAIoazjphjWJ 維尼
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北風如此說著時,我看向聊天室,底下開始冒出一些:「皮醬不是超級家裡蹲嗎?空氣朋友?」、「呼──皮醬仍舊是我老婆!」、「皮醬辛苦了……跟朋友有隔閡是很讓人難過的事QAQ」。嗚嗚嗚,小林謝謝你……8964 copyright protection270PENANAenPYn2aeFy 維尼
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「真的是女生朋友啦。只是……她個性超級冷漠,冷漠到像男生就是了。」8964 copyright protection270PENANAVEy84AbJGn 維尼
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但她會變得這麼難以親近,就是我害的。8964 copyright protection270PENANAsaK1ezbQDk 維尼
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「喔~講到這個,我在學校也認識這種類型的人呢……人其實很好,可是一直裝作很冷酷的樣子!」8964 copyright protection270PENANAoRrSKnNtlR 維尼
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北風似乎聯想到她在學校的友人了。8964 copyright protection270PENANAJ8XSBqOmMp 維尼
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但沒有深談,她只是接著問起:8964 copyright protection270PENANA4dDg7yFNji 維尼
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「那皮醬之所以跟她疏遠,是因為她的關係,還是皮醬的問題呢?」8964 copyright protection270PENANAdsRpyVHncE 維尼
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「……是我的問題。」8964 copyright protection270PENANAoewd1nqTPb 維尼
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說出來後,我又乾了一杯。8964 copyright protection270PENANAuofYNiU5e8 維尼
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「原來如此原來如此──那就到北風我解決疑難雜症的時間啦!」她興奮到又在螢幕上晃動。「這種女生與女生間的戀愛問題,是我最擅長處理的呢!」8964 copyright protection270PENANAak2SQTxThl 維尼
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是這樣嗎……8964 copyright protection270PENANAXNo178nVVK 維尼
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到現在才知道,原來妳是百合控腐女。雖不知道百合控能不能算腐女,但……不對。8964 copyright protection270PENANA5RxJkHBAjd 維尼
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這話題不能深談,再探討下去感覺會引起一些紛爭。8964 copyright protection270PENANAo2bSlu3T0y 維尼
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總之,就算北風真能處理好了,但我跟若芸也不是她想的那樣。8964 copyright protection270PENANAIR6WuL4WEE 維尼
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「對付那種酷酷類型的女生,光靠嘴巴是沒用的。只能用行動來打動她喔!」8964 copyright protection270PENANAmLGOuTn3wi 維尼
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這樣有用的話就好了……嗯?8964 copyright protection270PENANA0mj1uvSZFg 維尼
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北風的話讓我豎起耳朵。8964 copyright protection270PENANA94AQaduCd0 維尼
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「北風醬,再說仔細一點。」8964 copyright protection270PENANATOXy7w9Ebg 維尼
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「喔?徒弟這麼感興趣啊?很好很好,作師父的我非常欣慰。」8964 copyright protection270PENANAnCQUjuCW54 維尼
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「誰是你徒弟……皮醬才不想當你徒弟。總之妳快說啦!」8964 copyright protection270PENANACer5m8toG4 維尼
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「咦?不認我當師父是嗎?」北風誇張地嘆口氣。「但沒關係,北風我還是會替皮醬出謀劃策的哦!只是……可能得再喝一下才會有靈感呢。」8964 copyright protection270PENANAsnFDdMURWr 維尼
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像在……不對,依這人的個性,她就是在吊我胃口。8964 copyright protection270PENANAGrdtQvLSd7 維尼
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「好啦我知道了……師父您到底能告訴徒弟了沒?」8964 copyright protection270PENANAIXBWVz7x1p 維尼
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實在沒辦法,只好乖乖認小我二十幾歲的女生當師父。8964 copyright protection270PENANAJPNsIZDMHO 維尼
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「你們以前有過約定之類的嗎?」8964 copyright protection270PENANAZFGGELZE96 維尼
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一吊足胃口,下句話便直指核心。8964 copyright protection270PENANAOdnSTLsZQ4 維尼
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「……有是有,但已經完成不了了。」8964 copyright protection270PENANAieWPAUQwle 維尼
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「不能完成是嗎──好吧。那妳知道她現在最在意什麼嗎?」8964 copyright protection270PENANAgW9gcLQIH0 維尼
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「最在意什麼……」8964 copyright protection270PENANA4gHqhCGBDB 維尼
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「對啊對啊。像你覺得她會對你有什麼要求?又或者她最想完成的願望之類的。」8964 copyright protection270PENANABlTPBS5opE 維尼
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「這個……」8964 copyright protection270PENANAzota2rUJqB 維尼
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女兒最想完成的願望……老實說,我並不清楚。8964 copyright protection270PENANAtDT5DE1YQh 維尼
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畢竟她從沒向我提過自己的夢想。8964 copyright protection270PENANAwAKQ6PObii 維尼
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不過也可能是我以前太忙,所以忽略了……8964 copyright protection270PENANAfAOdPy8e7u 維尼
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呵。8964 copyright protection270PENANAvzMBf26bFP 維尼
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我這老爸當得還真是可恥。8964 copyright protection270PENANAJ46wll1n4D 維尼
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「我不知道……」8964 copyright protection270PENANAB5Hh4DoKWq 維尼
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「是哦?」然而北風又問。「連她對你有什麼要求也不清楚?」8964 copyright protection270PENANAgY1A5BQ6jl 維尼
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「我不知道……欸?不對,等等。」8964 copyright protection270PENANAPX4EirDSin 維尼
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如果是要求──8964 copyright protection270PENANAMLvqKm1TIi 維尼
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她對我這老爸的要求應該很多。但直到現在,我連一項都沒能完成。8964 copyright protection270PENANAGQ47PpGADF 維尼
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