In honor of TS's up-in-coming album 'The Tortured Poets Department', I'm holding a contest.

"I    love

                        you,

       it's

                                                  ruining

               my

                                                                                           life."

Write anything pertaining to this sentence.

-'-Rules-'-

Have human decency. No cheating/plagiarising. No overly sexual scenes.

Go wild you unruly children :)