大家好，我是顏穌跡，最近我被公司派去帶一個子公司的新人，聽說是個超級大帥哥，又年輕，工作能力又不低，又懂得維持身材，是個連公司那些八卦們也都很期待的超大型天菜，毫無負評的那種。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMXj65GETi
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看著手上新人的資料，土生土長台北人，成績優異，人緣佳，身高頂標，臉也……嗚……挺帥的。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡympTFiBjrI
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明明就是個菜鳥！36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCQ4r8eK0h
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總之，我為了防止新人會跟辦公室那群飢餓的ㄐ掰郎一樣，算著我的發情週期，我決定在帶新人的這一個月都砸錢去買除味香水。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOksxv7PjKY
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我不想要再增加一個聞著我信息素吃著白飯的人了！36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzAbr71dWj
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『你好，我是這一個月負責帶你的顏穌跡，看你要怎麼叫我都可以……』今天是帶新人的第一天，我內心是忐忑的，畢竟文字敘述是文字敘述，傳言是傳言，如果說其實他的能力爆爛，連我都無力回天的話那該怎麼辦……36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQkNf0Ogiu
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坐在椅子上，我內心一直重複著開場白，然後一邊做心理建設。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqbFJDYLI7
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「穌跡，你負責的新人到了，真的挺帥的耶，你賺到了。」同事的聲音傳入耳中， 我內心卻哀號著。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAe26nAkZi
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「啊，好，請他直接來我這裡找吧。」我只好挺直身體，作足前輩派頭。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKo61ValDfU
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前輩氣場OK！除味香水OK！沉穩形象OK！36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0zputp23G
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輸人不輸陣！來吧！我鹽酥雞沒在怕的！36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ilNUoVDJF
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一位二十出頭的年輕人被帶進我的辦公室，我坐在椅子上神情應該是沉穩冷淡地看著他。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9mfq3BlKk
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「你好，我是陳算相，是從OO公司來見習的，這一個月請多多指教。」年輕人開口自我介紹。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNIP01iAgl
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『嗯……果然真的是帥哥一枚，聲音也很好聽，看起來也挺認真負責的……』我不著痕跡的上下打量，看起來是個會負責任的孩子。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TstcsKZZt
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「你好，我是你在XX公司見習這一個月的時間裡，負責帶你認識這裡的人，我姓顏名穌跡。」我簡略的自我介紹之後，突然感覺到他的眼睛亮了起來。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡns2Cm8EjG9
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「顏……穌跡先生？」36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX57G5W6Kzw
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「嗯，顏是顏色的顏，穌是耶穌的穌，跡是足跡的跡。」我想他一定是誤會了什麼。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiVVveT3Z8
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「啊、原來如此啊！顏穌跡先生的名字很好聽又很好記呢！」他突然揚起笑容，一副釋懷的表情。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DoxVBq0vc
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『嗚！帥哥揚起笑容就是不同反響，我覺得我可以賣帥哥的相片，挖那些花癡們的錢了！』外表不動聲色，內在卻被閃得不要不要的。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zXCPQa2Bz
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「謝謝你的讚美，這一個月請多多指教。」36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaq9d2DRDwY
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「是！」36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKPJfd48Lb
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就這樣子，我為期一個月的保母生涯就開始了。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLrVqRwC0q
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