我是顏穌跡，土生土長台南人，最喜歡的食物叫做鹽酥雞，綽號叫鹽酥雞，我在15歲時第二性別的分類是一位Omega，至於我信息素的味道……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBa6Od5W4i
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「幹！是誰大白天買鹽酥雞的！」45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6umdx4yhk
「馬的，好餓！」45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8V5hJgqSsL
「啊、喔，抱歉是我。」我不好意思地舉手。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0n9a3HPn9L
「白痴逆，別買辣！會肚子餓！快點拿出來ㄅㄨㄣㄅㄨㄣ欸(分一分)！」45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQz2xwJCCt4
「啊、可是，那是我的味道。」45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLczRt38h2Z
「沙小！？」45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡww6JZ6Oa4m
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啊，嗯，對，我的信息素的味道是鹽酥雞。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAJIyekIde
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名字跟鹽酥雞同音，喜歡的食物也是鹽酥雞，味道也是鹽酥雞，你說這是不是神賜奇蹟？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8I7ze2nG3
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隨著年紀增長我也漸漸的遇到了一些問題……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp7shJ450W
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「欸，月底惹，我窮到要吃土了，ㄉㄉ拜託你，一次就好，拜託！」一群同事圍著我，用著祈求的眼神看著我。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwUEawCmTx
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「可、可是上個月，還有上上個月你們也是這麼說……」我為難地看著他們。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLA1SBshgA
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「拜託！整個公司裡，就只有您，顏姓穌跡大人能夠拯救我們這些飢荒難民了！」裡面一個女同事突然就流下眼淚，迷濛大眼看得我於心不忍。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UbDKf22Ew
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「這……好、好吧，下一個月記得不要再這麼做了……」最終還是輸在淚水下，我又再一次的敗陣。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcxh0DRgh8
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「天啊！打打簡直就是聖母！是耶穌基督！是我們的天神！請上皇座！」45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz6UPnLq9r
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半推半就地進到了一間空曠的會議室裡，我坐在房間正中間，旁邊圍繞著一群人，他們手上都捧著一碗白飯，然後……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0kZDSEM6Z
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「嘶……真香啊！嗚嗚嗚嗚好想吃鹽酥雞啊……」45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5AvVjtKwF
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「這味道……喔……好喔……」45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rrytdsJxr
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「聞到這味道，我就能夠再多吃一碗飯！」45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7AeAHFrNd
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看著這一群捧著白飯狂文自己味道的同事們，我自己挺憤恨不平的，我也想吃飯啊！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9je6JI9sH
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不過，嗯……被當成配菜的味道真的是滿……說不上來，總之每個月都要來一次挺煩的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVHrx9cLFG
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但也拜這個味道所賜，我不用特別隱藏自己的信息素，發情時，據同事說，會促進食慾的那種，所以他們比我更關心我的發情期……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9UdOlvMQu
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簡而言之，我是個美味可口的Omega(物理)。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRzofc1ms4
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