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篇 #6
第六回 信仰是一個很棒的東西(02)
「謝謝光臨。」一大早,李錨妙走出便利商店,聽到背後正妹店員充滿朝氣的聲音。50Please respect copyright.PENANAzQPNyrxB5g
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雖然是素昧平生,不過,有美女的招呼,李錨妙感到精神一振,他嘴咬鮮嫩大肉包,瀏覽校園綠蔭遍佈的景緻。雖然半夜才返回住處,但他仍然準時來到校園,他不想錯過第一堂的土木工程概論,身為妖怪,多學習人類的科學知識,絕對能提昇適應環境的能力。50Please respect copyright.PENANAHLhyBYqFPW
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廣袤的校園,出來走動的大學生並不多,畢竟天氣冷,而學生幾乎都是夜貓族,早上第一堂課通常都是和周公共遊夢境,換句話說,李錨妙如果要找正妹搭訕、摸個小手,大概只能去便利商店圓夢。50Please respect copyright.PENANALkfNDicPhx
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若是老太太,搭訕成功的機會,反而是最大的,就像現在,一個撐枴杖的阿婆林罔枝,在路上攔了好幾位學生,不分男女,讓這些人看她的手機,但幾乎都搖頭,她一臉愁苦。50Please respect copyright.PENANA2R5iM8YhlL
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李錨妙慢慢走上前,如他的預測,林罔枝也將他攔住。50Please respect copyright.PENANA29P6DShpeZ
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「你見過她嗎?」阿婆的手機頁面,正好是一個女孩的照片。50Please respect copyright.PENANAMvSuknwhl9
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「咦?」李錨妙頗感意外。50Please respect copyright.PENANAiiHkVBSBtl
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為什麼會是那個女紅系系花鄭娜珍呢?從林罔枝焦急的神情來看,大概有狀況發生。50Please respect copyright.PENANAgdNigz4FqF
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「你認識她嗎?你是娜珍的同學嗎?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAAXhadJXcgF
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「我是土木系的,昨晚,我們和女紅系的同學聯誼夜遊,我很有禮貌的,絕對沒有和她有任何肢體上的碰觸。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAG8H0amS38Q
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「真的?你見過她?你知道她後來去哪裡了嗎?我是她的阿媽……嗚……」林罔枝好不容易碰到一個或許能解答問題的人,哭了起來。50Please respect copyright.PENANANLbLmjCeE0
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「不哭,不哭,妳要吃雞排三明治嗎?肉片是老闆剛炸好的,有加九層塔唷!」李錨妙遞出一只熱到冒煙的油紙袋。50Please respect copyright.PENANAheg973GON6
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林罔枝當然沒有心情吃,很快的,香辣的雞排三明治就讓李錨妙實踐物理學的基本定律,讓它快速位移到自己的肚子裡。接著,他拿出玩具肥刀,在她面前左右晃動,如同催眠師常用的伎倆。巧的是,她的情緒,隨即穩定下來,可以完整的回答問題。50Please respect copyright.PENANArAU3Mcqmjg
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「她沒有回到宿舍嗎?喵喵。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAnP9hdrjokg
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「就是因為她整晚到早上,都沒有回來,她的室友阿芳覺得奇怪,畢竟娜珍不會在外面過夜。阿芳一大早打電話過來,以為娜珍可能回家找我,可是,娜珍並沒有回來,我撥娜珍的手機,沒有回應。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA2EY4SvaMAw
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「回家?妳也住在平和城嗎?」50Please respect copyright.PENANA2TIjl7aFdQ
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「我住的是平祥城,與平和城沒有隔太遠,這裡房租比較便宜,娜珍如果平時要回來,也比較方便。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAr4sXcrs2QS
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「會不會是去別的朋友家呢?這裡也有人租學校以外的房子,像我就是。我的體型比較肥,客廳沙發一坐,就是兩張墊子,吃得多的話,就變成要坐三張墊子,再加上我的肥油味多,住大一點比較舒服,空間容易通風,不會像住學校宿舍,隨隨便便就把室友燻昏,喵喵。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA0Hc2USgly2
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「那位阿芳給我好幾個娜珍同學的電話,我打去問,她們有去聯誼,只是不知道娜珍最後去哪裡,娜珍到底坐了誰的車去夜遊,沒有人有印象。我跑去警察局報案,他們嘲笑我年紀大、窮擔心,浪費他們的上班時間。警察說,年輕人就是愛玩,這根本沒什麼了不起。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAOIH8cJg3s3
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李錨妙的好奇心逐漸變大,鄭娜珍明明坐進了方昇鐸的法拉利,在場的女紅系女生都有看到,為什麼會不曉得她跟哪一位帥哥走了呢?這似乎是全體暫時失憶的情況。 50Please respect copyright.PENANAPvEVJSU1FR
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「妳真的認為,妳的孫女失蹤了?」50Please respect copyright.PENANABqtQIUqmMe
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「天還未亮,我就去武聖廟拜拜,我有一種很強烈的直覺,一定要找到娜珍,要不然,可能就永遠找不到了。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAmjrjFaOlWQ
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「武聖廟?戊區那間關公廟?妳拜關聖帝君?」李錨妙的音調,頓時提高了八度。50Please respect copyright.PENANACCYKIL8bAh
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「我是關公的信眾,已經拜了幾十年,今天是第一次去那邊,只是我的關節開始退化,就不容易去武聖廟了。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAK2nN9xPnPa
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李錨妙想起之前遇到的費塵真君,如果眼前這位老太太知道,真正掌管關公廟的神仙,被人五花大綁的模樣,不知會有什麼感想。50Please respect copyright.PENANAvFmVtxeuzC
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「關公一定會保佑妳的,妳的孫女,關公必定會替妳找回來,妳不需要太心急,喵喵。」 50Please respect copyright.PENANAqc13M1MzYL
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「娜珍很孝順,本來是送給一位經濟條件不錯的養父照顧,希望她可以過好生活。後來那位養父被黑社會的人殺掉,娜珍又變成我來照顧。她非常乖,從學生時代,就出去打工,幫忙貼補家用。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAd1mrac5WGu
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「沒錯,我相信。」李錨妙比出大姆指。50Please respect copyright.PENANAjWpaVlOAnn
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李錨妙的腦海,浮起了鄭娜珍看到法拉利鑰匙時,眼睛發亮的模樣。的確,她面對小開百依百順的姿態,真的是非常乖巧。50Please respect copyright.PENANALBglkO4yBz
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「娜珍和我說,她一定會努力賺錢,好好照顧我,就算賺不到大錢,她也會想辦法找到有錢的好老公,讓我的下輩子,可以過得豐衣足食。身為阿媽,竟然無法照顧好孫女,這是我虧欠她的。」50Please respect copyright.PENANApo2hNUu3Tn
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看起來,這位系花半夜會選擇法拉利,竟然隱藏著如此孝感動天的動機,她並非表面上的那樣追逐財富,她有不得已的苦衷。50Please respect copyright.PENANAYoYLf1xmqA
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「如果你有她的消息,一定要先通知我,好嗎?我有一種感覺,你會比警察先找到她。」林罔枝主動向李錨妙留了她的聯絡方式。50Please respect copyright.PENANA8UVVz6NnYO
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「為什麼?」50Please respect copyright.PENANADB63YxefZd
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「我今天早上問了許多人,你是聽我講話講最久的。」50Please respect copyright.PENANABawPxSb0Hb
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「阿媽,搞不好我只是想騙妳錢啊!喵喵。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAeJtW2mamD6
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「沒問題,雖然我沒什麼錢,如果你真的替我找到,我一定會想辦法籌出賞金給你。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAuGSYtPLrYU
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「賞金倒是不用,如果妳願意的話,不妨多去戊區的關公廟拜拜,我要去上課囉!喵喵。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAOmhTiHcQnn
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「一定會去的,謝謝你。」50Please respect copyright.PENANASkBQTBZeOn
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李錨妙快步走向教室,踏入時,他看到遠方的林罔枝,毅力未退,仍然是逢人就問,他不得不欽佩。50Please respect copyright.PENANAhZd1sWtJzK
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連上了四堂課,已經來到中午,李錨妙離開教室,一路走向圖書館,而後面跟著某個男生,頭綁了一圈圈的繃帶,有如阿拉伯人,原來是費塵真君。被跟蹤的李錨妙,邊走邊看平板電腦,差點要撞上附近的「水泥未乾」警示區,但他歪了頭就繞過,在踏入圖書館後,沿路隨手摸了眾多厚重書籍的書背,悠哉的逛到書架區的最後一排。50Please respect copyright.PENANA0TQ1GQ2asP
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費塵真君趕緊跟上,但左右張望,卻找不到李錨妙的身影,失望之餘,走出了書架區,旁邊突然冒出聲音。50Please respect copyright.PENANAfuOngEtS3G
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「以你的身份地位,需要跟蹤肥宅我嗎?喵喵。」50Please respect copyright.PENANARAwY42zgfk
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「呃……我只知道你的學校和科系,為了找你,只好來到你上課的地方,希望不會打擾。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAz0QTftqiAW
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「你的繃帶是怎麼回事?和某個仙女玩真心大挑戰嗎?」費塵真君頹廢失落的流浪漢造型,引起李錨妙的注意。50Please respect copyright.PENANA0a5vsmq7gP
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「我半夜在公園被人打昏,後來,警察巡邏時看到我,把我送到醫院。唉!反正我也一無所有了,沒有東西可以搶。」50Please respect copyright.PENANANKhgUoadNb
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「公園?你去野餐嗎?喵喵。」隨後,李錨妙邀費塵真君去一家精緻的義式餐廳用餐。50Please respect copyright.PENANAMxta4IYDUF
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費塵真君顯然是餓壞了,桌上的菜餚,有九成都被他急匆匆的塞入嘴巴,李錨妙則是慢條斯理的享用卡布其諾,聽他敘述一場充滿無奈情懷的遭遇,包括了被房東趕走、在公園吹冷風、好心遊民相助以及想像不到的襲擊。50Please respect copyright.PENANAR9zcXmMgZE
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「警察搖醒我之後,我第一個發現的,就是那張照片,被撕成碎片了,我拜託警察,幫我一起尋找,然後我才去醫院。」 50Please respect copyright.PENANARirS66Eb5A
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「那個遊民臨終時,請你要找到他的孫女?喵喵。」50Please respect copyright.PENANABys1R4Xs9M
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費塵真君從口袋中拿出一只信封,倒出了所有的碎片,他試著拼湊,卻組不出原來的照片原貌。50Please respect copyright.PENANA05J87T4nYD
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「我試試看吧!」李錨妙拿出手機,將桌上碎片全數拍攝,傳輸到平板電腦,手指不停在電腦畫面上移動。50Please respect copyright.PENANAv8cd3ABvKU
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「這是土系法術嗎?」費塵真君以為,李錨妙大概又要施展獨到的妖怪本事。50Please respect copyright.PENANA9BGrF1pBYB
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「現在人這麼多,我還是當一般的肥宅就好,再說,人類的科技,也是很發達的。」李錨妙的平板電腦,出現了碎片的圖案,這些圖有如變形金剛,自動組合起來。50Please respect copyright.PENANApmgej9nzez
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「我沒有見過這招呢!」費塵真君見到照片幾乎快組成,總算有了難得的笑臉。50Please respect copyright.PENANA89l7jY9NRS
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「簡單來說,這是一套可以組拼圖的電腦軟體。你看,已經好了,不過,照片並不完整,只有小女孩,你說的那位遊民,只有一半的身體,腰部以上不見了。」李錨妙指著電腦畫面的圖案。50Please respect copyright.PENANAuyRKcXISWM
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「那該怎麼辦呢?」50Please respect copyright.PENANALT9cAyB5oS
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「今天早上,我碰到一個要找孫女的老太太,喵喵。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAm08DPMyh6U
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李錨妙操作平板電腦,也順便談了一大早所發生的事,他瞧了畫面,頻頻點頭,並將平板電腦轉給費塵真君看。50Please respect copyright.PENANAb2si3smOhg
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「我已經將照片裡的小女孩,加上年齡的變數,讓程式來假設推算,如果她現在是大學生,會變成什麼樣,喵喵。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAoB9IiT8YtO
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「是個美女呢!」費塵真君看到經過推算後的照片,睜大眼睛。50Please respect copyright.PENANA9iKRjtbVaD
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接著,李錨妙點了另一張有基本資料的學生證照片,費塵真君見了,面露疑惑。50Please respect copyright.PENANAP2Zc3Myehh
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「發現什麼了嗎?喵喵。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAaNxUkUoYKt
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「怎麼這兩個女生,看起來那麼像呢?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAh1KKkLgMJh
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「沒錯,這張是現在的女紅系系花鄭娜珍,我用後門程式從學校資料庫調出來的,剛才那個,是預估的小女孩長大樣子。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA09aFFfMpDq
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「你意思是說,我們所要找的孫女,是同一個?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAiCps4Zf3Pk
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「沒錯,實在很巧吧!差別就在於,孫女的阿公阿媽,兩個信的神明不一樣,一個信女媧娘娘,一個信關公,看起來,阿媽林罔枝可能更加的虔誠,她不是為了發財而拜關公,喵喵。」50Please respect copyright.PENANA8LPSyVbFVo
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「阿媽真的是我那間關公廟的信眾?」費塵真君原本消沈的臉,出現了光澤。50Please respect copyright.PENANAWkAdPNK6v9
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「現在還不算是,她只去了戊區武聖廟一次,但我想,未來應該很有機會!如果你把她的心肝寶貝找回來,她絕對會帶給你更多的信眾,你知道老人家的,只要深信某個神明,通常不會動搖。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAdlVBxf2wku
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費塵真君感動莫名,原本他陷入了好心遊民往生的哀痛,而現在,則是多出了希望,他可以完成所託,同時也找到忠實的信眾,為自己賺得所需的仙界積分。現在最重要的,是突破零的難堪局面。擁有第一位信眾,就是他的任務。50Please respect copyright.PENANAD0BBFSFxb6
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「你說,只有那個企管系小開方昇鐸,知道鄭娜珍的下落?」 50Please respect copyright.PENANA9mWEqYDkqi
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「這是目前的線索,光是去夜遊的女生,對於鄭娜珍坐誰的車,沒有絲毫印象,就很奇怪了。我上課時,查了警察局資料庫的報案記錄,有一則的報案者是林罔枝,時間在早上七點半,結果到了中午,報案筆錄被撤銷,但檔案的數位軌跡,還是可以找到,喵喵。」50Please respect copyright.PENANALpW2zPLfaU
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「真的是很可疑,為什麼警察局要撤銷報案呢?我想,你願意幫我找到真相嗎?雖然你可能不想當廟宇主神,但我真的需要像你這樣的………」費塵真君話未說完,就被李錨妙的手勢打斷。50Please respect copyright.PENANAvKZQTWlmoW
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只見李錨妙拿出玩具肥刀,指向落地窗外,費塵真君順著他的眼光望去,瞧見一個亮眼的帥哥,開了法拉利停在路邊。50Please respect copyright.PENANAG6f71w42BM
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「他就是方昇鐸,聽說是企管系最有錢的學生,喵喵。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAzgEfD4ydsv
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「真的?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAFzATYh2Bf2
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方昇鐸帥氣的下車,走到另一邊,充滿紳士風度的開車門,踏出車門的,是一位擁有修長雙腿、膚質白嫩的美眉。50Please respect copyright.PENANA8lYurpXxXf
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「這是鄭娜珍嗎?怎麼看起來和照片不像?」50Please respect copyright.PENANA75J8MUhSzS
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「不是喔!兩個女生完全是不一樣的型,喵喵。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAdEsayj311l
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「嗯!抓住小開,找到孫女,我的第一個忠實信眾就有了。」費塵真君專注望著窗外,雙手緊緊握拳。50Please respect copyright.PENANA3PSNYuLdma
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