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極限拍檔
Author:
黑白星臣

ISSUE #162
卷三 麻煩一波波(5)
向來明亮且清靜的研究聖院,如今果真淪為龍潭虎穴,綠髮青年行進過程中已毆壞幾脫拉庫的人,仍有敵軍孜孜不倦衝過來給他打。31Please respect copyright.PENANAhAZfJR0Xka
他還是首次感受大帝國人力資源的豐富……31Please respect copyright.PENANAwP6tYCNQX9
啪啪!啪啪!啪啪啪啪!31Please respect copyright.PENANAbGqpCq64dV
叛軍拿著從基地軍火庫搶劫來的熱武器,連續製造大白天都會被檢舉的造音汙染,瘋狂橫掃對手。拜託,不是搶來的東西就可以恣意揮霍呀!都是國家財產、人民納稅錢耶!31Please respect copyright.PENANApfCYo2jLZQ
雖然新之力不怕挨槍,但說他不慘也不盡然……早就沒上衣可以穿了。31Please respect copyright.PENANAbScBQuCRsU
打赤膊對抗壞蛋似乎不太有超能英雄風範?31Please respect copyright.PENANAYy3NSn6c22
新之力救人要緊,哪在乎自己是否像個暴露狂?左推右打、上踢下踹,一個擁有超完美胸肌與性感人魚線的模特身材暴露狂,揍的身前人馬哭天嗆地喊爹娘。31Please respect copyright.PENANAlk9mk5ZKgD
然而,就在他高舉兩名暈死的叛軍,打算發動『男子漢拋物線交叉攻擊』之際,好死不死,超能力開始打呵欠。他手臂瞬間失力,攻擊立刻變為『男人肉亂噴飛機失事』。結果倒是還噴倒不少衰鬼。31Please respect copyright.PENANAecog2EX6nx
「不妙……」青年急往它處撤退,此裡敵山槍海,他甚至湊不出五秒的時間來補咖啡。31Please respect copyright.PENANAKmZ4XBcjeq
多少知曉對手弱點,敵軍領頭察覺異樣率兵追上去,學著餓虎撲羊,還是幾年沒吃過羊肉那種。31Please respect copyright.PENANAM4wiC7laNR
奔跑中持續無止盡地拉扯、角鬥,在將一人甩進植物造景後,青年僅剩的腿勁也終於喪失,從天界墜入凡間。31Please respect copyright.PENANAxCcBVk1xG7
當凡人也要當個不好惹的凡人!31Please respect copyright.PENANA5Pd7ANcNwG
新之力拿出軍隊訓練出的戰技以命相搏,平時的他沒太多機會使用這些專業技巧呢,總是隨便踢一踢就踢翻整窩匪類。他奪過槍械,正欲上膛,卻聽見旁邊叛軍中傳來「哎呀哎呀」地慘叫。31Please respect copyright.PENANANFMrCd8URt
不看還好,一看,新之力以為自己從凡間又墮入地獄。31Please respect copyright.PENANAIRSiB1NSvl
剛被人撞擊的植物棚造景,其上粗壯茂密的藤蔓,這會兒竟如惡魔觸鬚般誇張扭動,叛軍們相繼被它捲起並用怪異姿勢綁缚,有麻花辮式、有吊死鬼式,高高低低上頭再加顆星星就能湊成一株裝飾聖誕樹。但只適合在萬聖節擺出來嚇人。31Please respect copyright.PENANAHfg5AlBFCa
像把人捆進菜瓜布裡,就是皮鞭蠟燭王也插翅難飛吧……31Please respect copyright.PENANA8UeSlBwyBn
一堆男人尖叫聲中,棚上那一顆顆跑齡球瓶狀的碩大菜瓜,也張牙舞爪活動起來,沒別的動作,就是一直在叛軍身上猛力海敲,但就夠他們受的了。菜瓜東敲敲完西敲敲,叛軍上喊痛後下暈倒,舊的敲沒了,藤蔓回頭再捲新的打擊樂器過來敲。31Please respect copyright.PENANAg6dnwWTiXN
這就是那顆傳說中興趣賞人一頓『菜瓜炒肉絲』的超能力菜瓜嗎?31Please respect copyright.PENANAK65UuZ8qxp
新之力憶起同伴曾聊過的研究所趣事,直覺大開眼界。31Please respect copyright.PENANAo2X4cjRua0
藤蔓擄人瓜扁人,攻防一體,渾然天成,真是好一座乍看人畜無害的威猛生物陷阱!菜瓜萬歲萬萬歲!31Please respect copyright.PENANAhAb1MHROoA
趁著地上叛軍們被異次元般景象嚇傻的絕妙機會,青年一口氣灌下咖啡,異能重獲新生,再度發威。31Please respect copyright.PENANAG0ygOsTJDH
憑藉一人一瓜超能力,最後勇奪這塊地方的主控權,留下滿地扑街愛好者,相疊歡。31Please respect copyright.PENANAlbI1kDUDjl
最後僅剩新之力與那棚活跳跳的菜瓜,大眼瞪沒眼,據說興嗜玩人體沙包、目前全世界獨一無二的超能力植物,現下唯一的活目標就是他了。31Please respect copyright.PENANAz0sh82FZoT
新之力提高警覺,他有生以來還沒見過真正的觸鬚攻擊,缺乏對戰經驗,除了在隱人蒐藏的謎片裡看過類似的……不不!只是路過瞄到而已!31Please respect copyright.PENANAUF6iXhZlwJ
山雨欲來風滿樓,菜瓜擄人先亂動。青年卻遲遲等不到超能菜瓜舞動它千萬觸鬚,僵持中想了想,他試探性地往前挪動腳步,強拳高舉過頭以防備對方會冷不防來招瓜藤鞭。31Please respect copyright.PENANADawFGnh7LJ
突然,發生了新之力意想不到的事情。31Please respect copyright.PENANAmHZfkinFya
菜瓜藤整株開始狂打哆嗦。31Please respect copyright.PENANATX7jub0Yj6
它這是在……害怕嗎?31Please respect copyright.PENANA9v20bytYBk
新之力遲疑了一下,又往前了一步。31Please respect copyright.PENANA7857r4WGR3
咕咚、咕咚、咕咚……31Please respect copyright.PENANAfPjJfVdcQ3
瓜藤這會兒不只發抖而已了,還不停掉菜瓜下來,好像想用來巴結前面的人似地。31Please respect copyright.PENANArOnp8amFYi
「呃……」看著一顆綠油油的東西滾到腳前,新之力啞口無言。31Please respect copyright.PENANAPtJlFluNK1
總之,這生猛菜瓜不想拿他來當吊飾就是了吧。31Please respect copyright.PENANAywOxDmKest
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