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極限拍檔
作者:
黑白星臣

篇 #117
卷二 節操掉了恕不補發(7)
古意屋舍上的一磚一瓦,用歲月與人情來蓋造。33Please respect copyright.PENANA5A72rF3Ozi
幽幽溪水旁,垂釣者椅著頭悠哉等待,等待溪神臨門來賜禮。33Please respect copyright.PENANA14mSPoGICZ
人與各式各樣動植物於此交會,感受生命的旺盛,重得繼續繁忙生活的新鮮動力。33Please respect copyright.PENANAHsY9KyASON
牧場遼闊。33Please respect copyright.PENANAj25DlLY2nQ
花團繽紛。33Please respect copyright.PENANA3dpwXvp4rm
果園吵鬧……33Please respect copyright.PENANAxdETNMy1g0
「草莓好大顆!開動嚕~」33Please respect copyright.PENANASyra1CtmhZ
「快阻止她!」33Please respect copyright.PENANAd16RNus8Zp
聞言,新之力連忙一把抓住飄兒拾了草莓要往嘴裡塞的手。33Please respect copyright.PENANAthocQzk2Qk
「把這女人顧好,不然會搞砸一切。」33Please respect copyright.PENANATaj8th3uNE
「乾脆直接避開有果園的路線吧。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAiiQ3xA9ZSY
「同意。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAgrGNcIINdw
「贊成。」33Please respect copyright.PENANA3pt3hXDUIN
「噢……那麼多水果,不吃怪可惜。」只有粉紅小可愛一人不滿意表決結果。33Please respect copyright.PENANAFn0LjD7Eg7
霹靂警佐略有微詞:「果然還是別當超人,感覺真累。」33Please respect copyright.PENANA8RAcRvIljW
其實真正累的是超人身邊的人。33Please respect copyright.PENANAD6ji57hgSq
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「好多美麗的羊。」千思君從柵欄外望向大群正低著頭啃牧草,還邊吃邊排解的奶羊讚嘆。33Please respect copyright.PENANALf2xF1X2yu
靈未邪邪笑看著望得兩眼發直的高個兒,突道:「『喝過鮮乳卻不會擠鮮乳』這俗話你聽過嗎?」33Please respect copyright.PENANAwsqNq18CBC
「沒有。」千思君轉頭回話。33Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZfRUCLSft
「這在嘲笑人家沒常識,你有擠過鮮奶嗎?」33Please respect copyright.PENANA5PjYw2pFXX
「沒有……」33Please respect copyright.PENANAyeSHsFSgoB
「哇喔!哪怎麼行,虧你一天都喝好幾杯,趁管理員人不在快進去補補常識,那隻看起來不錯。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAW2N6U2O4yH
在黑美人煞有其事的蠱惑下,千思君還真認真躊躇起來,接下來,一隻腳緩緩踏上某條木欄杆……33Please respect copyright.PENANAuPuECZZXAu
「別欺負他現在無法讀心啦。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAvk2dCJeNiQ
幻影鴉及時出面,幫夥伴從做傻事危機中拯救出來。儘管與搭檔經常打鬧不休,夥伴間的義氣卻很是重視,套幻影鴉一句經典──『老子的搭檔只有老子能欺負』!33Please respect copyright.PENANAtxaJjPoM8K
可惜高個子男一時還未搞清狀況。33Please respect copyright.PENANA9iDE16nffk
「鴉幹嘛拉我?該不會我有常識讓妳忌妒?」33Please respect copyright.PENANAut3wbvI64Q
「你有常識個屁啦豬頭!那鬼話靈未瞎編的!」 33Please respect copyright.PENANAh2KO8WlwCt
「真的?那我回去查查字典有沒有這句。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAKPcuGqaa8m
「你的字典裡只有『蠢』而已!」33Please respect copyright.PENANAL2jjfugxZY
火爆女不由得又爆發,靈未則欣賞兩人互動笑的合不攏嘴。33Please respect copyright.PENANAKW3zSpIxWd
隱人湊進來插了個嘴:「要擠可以去體驗區擠,幹嘛對路邊的羊襲胸?」33Please respect copyright.PENANA1x04MgWKUt
「用詞好怪……但是說的沒錯。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAJCm8j8LTJm
且說,一屆新手若身邊沒教練,恐怕奶子還沒抓到就手先被羊角給戳死。33Please respect copyright.PENANAQz8EMh97B0
凡事都講求技巧,包括『襲胸』……?33Please respect copyright.PENANAIgLEvBMerh
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「嘿!就在你們歡玩的不亦樂乎時,警佐我口渴了。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAgzWx6fjsZ3
化身便衣警察的熊漢子滿身大汗淋漓,甩著濕透到可擰出水來的衣衫。「販賣部距離不遠,大家想喝什麼?我一起買回來吧。」他拍拍胸脯從左掃視至右,等著面前的六人開口。33Please respect copyright.PENANAQTiaADXC8L
「咖啡以外都可以。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAag3zGaM2zz
「不要茶,其他隨便。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAlWI0VgZl9t
「警察大人一定不會讓小女子喝酒鬧事吧?」33Please respect copyright.PENANAmpqLI4yRSv
「除了血之外……呃,販賣部本來就不賣血……」33Please respect copyright.PENANAoaJ3PF9zhX
「我要蘋果……唔?」靈未溫柔摀住專屬拍檔的嘴,隨後幫說:「她喝氣泡水。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAiC22YU0BNH
「明白啦,好個一輩子難忘的點餐方式,哈哈哈!」警察大叔豪邁地走遠。33Please respect copyright.PENANAPgNBlTpBAE
極限部隊協議先移動到旁邊的珍奇動物展示館。豈料,走進後竟發現大門深鎖,不似有營運的樣貌,而館外幾名穿制服的農場員工在交談,神色惶惶。33Please respect copyright.PENANA1h2LnIVAhI
「今天沒開放參觀?」33Please respect copyright.PENANAAtAVilOeSJ
「有條稀有毒蛇剛在餵食期間不甚偷跑出來,暫時閉館了。」應對者苦腦道:「雖然通知消防隊來協尋,但抵達時間未定,蛇若傷了人就不好了,這蛇一餓肚子就性情巨變,滑的比飛鷹還快,咬的比鱷魚還狠,最可怕是毒液噴不用錢的。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAlBASfKS1AJ
旁側另一人附和:「怎辦?安全起見要不要先撤離觀光客?該死,才剛有百人規模大型旅團包車前來,這下場主虧大了。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAlhoOZdRlK0
特異功能之神就算難得假期也願不放祂門徒們清閒,不過第一天便有事件光臨,新之力 皺眉對其他人使眼色,眸下之意……這種時刻,還理他什麼『二不一要』規則?33Please respect copyright.PENANAZtEmdIWJtv
揍人的工作可以放假,但救人的工作卻不能放。33Please respect copyright.PENANATsUEpCFHTw
「唉!說好的『我們一家都路人』之旅呢?」靈未笑發牢騷,並無反對破戒的感覺。33Please respect copyright.PENANAFOurt0dvAK
幻影鴉更不用講,整張臉生氣蓬勃彷彿在說「老子的字典裡沒有『袖手旁觀』。」33Please respect copyright.PENANA99VfnSmeW7
默契加上任務經驗,策略討論就直接省了。總之,沒引劑沒能力,六人便各奔東西自行找引劑去,擒蛇容易尋蛇難,尤其又是條毒液噴不用錢的毒蛇,自然是啟動萬用異能快速又保險。33Please respect copyright.PENANABiMl9ej3CH
沒人想聽見滿農場遍地「我被咬了!」的鬼叫吧?33Please respect copyright.PENANA8rDM0qJdbR
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