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即便如此,世界依舊美麗
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篇 #2
第一節、夏目有“人障”(人際關係交流障礙症候群)
咳咳,總之,現在的我,不,我的閨蜜同學,遇到了史上第一大的難題,可能比馬雅預言毀滅世界還要來的更加悲慘…87Please respect copyright.PENANAtN4zhnWxAd
那、就、是、87Please respect copyright.PENANAVxPUK53mtd
…………人際關係交流障礙症候群,簡稱“人障”。87Please respect copyright.PENANAhKKNJiHl6R
是的,我親愛的夏目同學,成了“人障”者了!87Please respect copyright.PENANAQArtiVDdM1
「這該怎麼辦呢…」87Please respect copyright.PENANAo0iDpyOvun
「就是說…」87Please respect copyright.PENANAV8yWK61Ww2
班長大力的拍桌子,激憤的握拳。87Please respect copyright.PENANAdYtwQRimtw
「不准給本小姐說那麼士氣低靡的話!頹廢成這樣還敢說自己是二年八班的人嗎!全給老子抬頭!」87Please respect copyright.PENANAhObZYCHGf0
全班瞬間迅速起立,然後立正。87Please respect copyright.PENANAq88EOlPsX9
「是!!!!」87Please respect copyright.PENANAmX11FlQa5T
………欸等等,不對,從本小姐變成了老子…?這稱呼根本不太對啊啊啊!87Please respect copyright.PENANATvKnxnqapd
這裡是黑道老大的窩吧!我走錯地方了對吧!快跟我說對啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!87Please respect copyright.PENANATpLsGhwWC6
「…本、本小姐只是想試看看講這樣的方式有什麼樣的感覺嗎…有錯嗎!」班長嬌羞表。87Please respect copyright.PENANAo9rkLVF2cL
「……………………………………」87Please respect copyright.PENANAh9A5kXSeT9
全班當場靜默,不,應該是當場全體一起成為某巨石陣的一員,世界奇景啊世界奇景,考慮來收下門票,看一眼$1000。87Please respect copyright.PENANAPtYb3dpeMJ
「……咳咳,總之,把你們這群工蟻們叫來不是沒原因的。今天趁著夏目同學沒來學校,我們的班會主旨就是…」87Please respect copyright.PENANAzvDM7Kes7F
大力到連粉筆都折斷了的地步,黑板上大大的寫著…87Please respect copyright.PENANAahVEHQa9mN
……………搶救人猿行動?87Please respect copyright.PENANAOWudbk6tPk
班長頓時挫敗的默默用板擦擦掉“猿”字,然後沉痛的道歉。87Please respect copyright.PENANAwvSFlScBGM
「對不起我寫錯了…各位。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAc3RIhjsQEw
「………………………………」87Please respect copyright.PENANAKtsOx8V1tC
全班再次沉默。87Please respect copyright.PENANAKxYGoZ7x5T
不對,我們何時變工蟻了! ?87Please respect copyright.PENANAGbC72qWjDG
班長再次大聲、十分有朝氣的大聲宣布,雖然很像在帶小孩做晨間操但完全不是這麼一回事。87Please respect copyright.PENANAMgMpNfy79K
「那麼大家跟著我一起來,幫助夏目同學恢復人際關係吧!」87Please respect copyright.PENANAWWg7h1S1qa
副班長小小聲的說道,87Please respect copyright.PENANALtNKy9gvP2
「班長,其實妳的人際關係也沒好到那裡去吧…」87Please respect copyright.PENANAEGbFY9zQhO
班長頓時中槍,一支粉筆再度宣告不治,當場攔腰折斷。87Please respect copyright.PENANA60aoi4bXzN
風記默默的點頭,87Please respect copyright.PENANAsfb5cklehw
「除開自然熟,還有自戀,老實說還真的有點…」87Please respect copyright.PENANAQikGkZDtBp
班長破碎一地的玻璃心,清脆的彷彿在敲喪鐘。87Please respect copyright.PENANA0TGRzGJmyp
主席。87Please respect copyright.PENANAGQMiQ7ytEc
「…………我不同意也不反對。」87Please respect copyright.PENANA0Y5IZ1GxId
班長默默角落蹲。87Please respect copyright.PENANAZtLISh85Ea
完全被全班當成大氣的班導,汗顏的表示。87Please respect copyright.PENANAE6FpxtbNus
「各位同學…班會…」87Please respect copyright.PENANAVkqgjR0ANv
完全沒人鳥他的老師,只得默默退回角落繼續當自閉兒…喔不,當空氣。87Please respect copyright.PENANAt4RuT9ER4r
身為副主席的我…嗯,不打算加入這場吐槽班長大會。87Please respect copyright.PENANAFXTW1owp9t
「這個世界太可惡了…永遠都只會攻擊我…我錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎!!!!」87Please respect copyright.PENANAyDukXHff51
主席轉過頭來,默默的問。87Please respect copyright.PENANAcd91ACtWzZ
「……夏目同學有說她今天不來的原因嗎?」87Please respect copyright.PENANAOS81xvGNVM
我默默的搖頭。87Please respect copyright.PENANAODY6pmoFyl
「………好吧。」87Please respect copyright.PENANA8ikf8luFYU
然後我們兩個嗎再度默默的轉回來,望向黑化的殘念系班長,默默的低頭翻書。87Please respect copyright.PENANAeHX7Q8GPwx
正當下課的鐘聲美妙的響起之時,87Please respect copyright.PENANAbUib7i9Nk2
教室的門被大力打開。87Please respect copyright.PENANAuvkYGQgJ91
眼前氣喘吁籲的身影,正是被班長大力討論的夏目同學。87Please respect copyright.PENANAa3XMAZP0JC
「呼、哈、哈…抱歉各位,我來晚了…」87Please respect copyright.PENANA4yBDvCbXuN
「怎…麼…會…這樣…」87Please respect copyright.PENANANFerGYAWcx
啞口無言的班長當場倒地不起,讓我們默哀一分鐘。87Please respect copyright.PENANAHO0TaHTI8Y
逼問後才知道,原來夏目根本沒患啥人際關係交流障礙症候群,不過是因為扁桃腺發炎純粹不想說話,搞的班長白擔心一場。87Please respect copyright.PENANAv0Epi76q23
而今天之所以會請假,其實是因為要去看醫生,但沒想到很快就看診完畢的夏目,無聊之餘還是無聊,也只好來學校上一下課。87Please respect copyright.PENANAvx63BA9YAl
畢竟學霸受不了有請假二字出現在操行欄上嗎,總之,沒發生什麼事也還真是可喜可賀,可喜可賀…87Please respect copyright.PENANAwRPNxd7bnw
87Please respect copyright.PENANArQhdGMnQDZ
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