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即便如此,世界依舊美麗
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苜蓿

篇 #2
第一節、夏目有“人障”(人際關係交流障礙症候群)
咳咳,總之,現在的我,不,我的閨蜜同學,遇到了史上第一大的難題,可能比馬雅預言毀滅世界還要來的更加悲慘…64Please respect copyright.PENANAYWx0lYH1BE
那、就、是、64Please respect copyright.PENANA6qkQ7StCmm
…………人際關係交流障礙症候群,簡稱“人障”。64Please respect copyright.PENANArkMVjcbfsT
是的,我親愛的夏目同學,成了“人障”者了!64Please respect copyright.PENANA6eW5i37zuZ
「這該怎麼辦呢…」64Please respect copyright.PENANA1sDXm2mAv9
「就是說…」64Please respect copyright.PENANAwc8NLdMtDd
班長大力的拍桌子,激憤的握拳。64Please respect copyright.PENANAWpV1ych4Tz
「不准給本小姐說那麼士氣低靡的話!頹廢成這樣還敢說自己是二年八班的人嗎!全給老子抬頭!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAMFjRdzqaEv
全班瞬間迅速起立,然後立正。64Please respect copyright.PENANArt9Pc8mPll
「是!!!!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAp8TV92A3Z5
………欸等等,不對,從本小姐變成了老子…?這稱呼根本不太對啊啊啊!64Please respect copyright.PENANAfqfP8BuhwH
這裡是黑道老大的窩吧!我走錯地方了對吧!快跟我說對啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!64Please respect copyright.PENANAIE5h2kZEI9
「…本、本小姐只是想試看看講這樣的方式有什麼樣的感覺嗎…有錯嗎!」班長嬌羞表。64Please respect copyright.PENANAh27eR7vSNA
「……………………………………」64Please respect copyright.PENANA0PKOQyvfKR
全班當場靜默,不,應該是當場全體一起成為某巨石陣的一員,世界奇景啊世界奇景,考慮來收下門票,看一眼$1000。64Please respect copyright.PENANAHQfaSWFuqK
「……咳咳,總之,把你們這群工蟻們叫來不是沒原因的。今天趁著夏目同學沒來學校,我們的班會主旨就是…」64Please respect copyright.PENANAanG3q4KipX
大力到連粉筆都折斷了的地步,黑板上大大的寫著…64Please respect copyright.PENANAq6bclLsyDT
……………搶救人猿行動?64Please respect copyright.PENANAEaLFtwkcew
班長頓時挫敗的默默用板擦擦掉“猿”字,然後沉痛的道歉。64Please respect copyright.PENANAMNFoZKk82Q
「對不起我寫錯了…各位。」64Please respect copyright.PENANA9qSzKKPO1x
「………………………………」64Please respect copyright.PENANAceC0vW9B9y
全班再次沉默。64Please respect copyright.PENANA9vG09I1dug
不對,我們何時變工蟻了! ?64Please respect copyright.PENANAobU36BkmDb
班長再次大聲、十分有朝氣的大聲宣布,雖然很像在帶小孩做晨間操但完全不是這麼一回事。64Please respect copyright.PENANAj2lcv7PLYI
「那麼大家跟著我一起來,幫助夏目同學恢復人際關係吧!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAbEbc1vz4uN
副班長小小聲的說道,64Please respect copyright.PENANAys82m8oOzy
「班長,其實妳的人際關係也沒好到那裡去吧…」64Please respect copyright.PENANAyyqaQUU7d3
班長頓時中槍,一支粉筆再度宣告不治,當場攔腰折斷。64Please respect copyright.PENANAOEJVWbGLvX
風記默默的點頭,64Please respect copyright.PENANAywKTgPlgh3
「除開自然熟,還有自戀,老實說還真的有點…」64Please respect copyright.PENANAYZSdwmTfal
班長破碎一地的玻璃心,清脆的彷彿在敲喪鐘。64Please respect copyright.PENANAAMfrrp2pmF
主席。64Please respect copyright.PENANAD10PTQbrO6
「…………我不同意也不反對。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAafTJwx7syB
班長默默角落蹲。64Please respect copyright.PENANAI0vD4XY7G1
完全被全班當成大氣的班導,汗顏的表示。64Please respect copyright.PENANAUvfJokImNW
「各位同學…班會…」64Please respect copyright.PENANA3Zq3DNlBot
完全沒人鳥他的老師,只得默默退回角落繼續當自閉兒…喔不,當空氣。64Please respect copyright.PENANAjodI3xEsOJ
身為副主席的我…嗯,不打算加入這場吐槽班長大會。64Please respect copyright.PENANAxvrtBzEBbP
「這個世界太可惡了…永遠都只會攻擊我…我錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎錯了嗎!!!!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAltx5bPkEak
主席轉過頭來,默默的問。64Please respect copyright.PENANAtJaxzBOVfn
「……夏目同學有說她今天不來的原因嗎?」64Please respect copyright.PENANARspPWIvnX8
我默默的搖頭。64Please respect copyright.PENANAcBeoLLEGQU
「………好吧。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAK1o3yEJEeX
然後我們兩個嗎再度默默的轉回來,望向黑化的殘念系班長,默默的低頭翻書。64Please respect copyright.PENANArWDCmyoYi1
正當下課的鐘聲美妙的響起之時,64Please respect copyright.PENANAT8BY71G4Fl
教室的門被大力打開。64Please respect copyright.PENANA7JcdyofwUr
眼前氣喘吁籲的身影,正是被班長大力討論的夏目同學。64Please respect copyright.PENANAdpodcJnO6j
「呼、哈、哈…抱歉各位,我來晚了…」64Please respect copyright.PENANAYmsTEmwuhH
「怎…麼…會…這樣…」64Please respect copyright.PENANALY58dRcRlY
啞口無言的班長當場倒地不起,讓我們默哀一分鐘。64Please respect copyright.PENANApSUBhowddV
逼問後才知道,原來夏目根本沒患啥人際關係交流障礙症候群,不過是因為扁桃腺發炎純粹不想說話,搞的班長白擔心一場。64Please respect copyright.PENANAGO9dFhjOSm
而今天之所以會請假,其實是因為要去看醫生,但沒想到很快就看診完畢的夏目,無聊之餘還是無聊,也只好來學校上一下課。64Please respect copyright.PENANAZWIGDJAMsU
畢竟學霸受不了有請假二字出現在操行欄上嗎,總之,沒發生什麼事也還真是可喜可賀,可喜可賀…64Please respect copyright.PENANANJRaJ6JXrc
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