* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0isR7daYo5
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出阵中——39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurm16qAnys
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgEZBuKL4n
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZNn8Z2X35
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsjP8xh4QP
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqTbMAgLqn
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQrVBZCaVl
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOw2IQsaHB
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkaVBmVe61
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRczNkTuZt
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡil5CgoadY1
烛台：大概吧……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2IcQIHN3x
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyMM5XsuHC
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不久之后——39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoc2tb6rYep
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYObSXggMux
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMcxcKL1lZ
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLF8Rm9iri
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qlz7xmcA7
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhIBJMO2Cm
蜂须贺：……（怨气）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb61i2tNzpb
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTu76rrUScc
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回到本丸后——39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E10iPaGaF
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGw5rZbusu
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQS9GxYOrR
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyiJP1ab8e
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Qr18UgrbY
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tQUInzizO
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5T5legya60
长曾弥：乐意之至。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2uu8pAWG1
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D6okGPgoE
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrgC7E4GSy
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvWv0D2vf6
豆丁：联络感情？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cOm8sQtvu
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZrLIyEl5r
豆丁：可以出去看吗？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwyZykGdik
烛台：可以……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zMAXjJ1wO
豆丁：哇！太好了！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdkznWGo84
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpESjZ3U2d
豆丁：……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrWPiFaFsw
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再次出阵时——39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MkRslz8Px
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCl19UhVyp
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkikLVIt3g3
蜂须贺：……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpeTOZnG4q
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不久之后——39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgEMzoV55y
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OQU6bWwwu
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWZfC9c9rp
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXiG4Q9iko
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvw60A8NbU
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgiABe2Kt9
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZQvhuBDxX
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPocuaCLnsn
长曾弥：……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHfPcA5Yr8
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回到本丸后——39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrzd5XF0vq
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pCHcWkBgO
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABQvTggt6Q
（远处传来对话）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4fVT8J7UO
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEtVxqxj4w
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvsEXfeS15
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgy500ToCxe
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4BS0RTzTi
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡge2reUP0uv
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGZD3DmTa6
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0hb7OXU2Z
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRggBPN9e6d
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后来——39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeUyEL5SlF
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnFWMcHhSu
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLy9dhqoLJb
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVWqmCGpyZ
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOmtBNGU3l
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6RdAyTE3Y
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再后来——39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTBfamWCUA
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuin1WtSkc
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4tmulrVaU
浦岛：一期……哥好。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXP2TS4SAB
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FfqYjWssb
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgKGv4IyyD
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）