* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgE78pNzb0O
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出阵中——79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtvYlUb1sU
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4cyglsyev
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYnwlUyG4S
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoWhcGrLg8
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMmZ1ACwaj
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLgONv36lZ
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiAEZMsUZI
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXu7vve98AN
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyGLlq6gFU
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrIf5Sj3Z4
烛台：大概吧……79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmt5ReJMuG
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qWAIvyIBk
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不久之后——79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrRlIGvpfM
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTYjamzziV
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMc5IGk1El5
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4O7ckAWdfl
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIFHuTj7vE
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfoC28RlO7
蜂须贺：……（怨气）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnLQimNEmL
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0D5mJBneU
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回到本丸后——79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmmIBa9gH8
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfm7o1io2N8
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gEqWp0OBY
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkEE0JyKAM
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA3Wrd9SXn
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0de2fz3uEa
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FB6zchb0c
长曾弥：乐意之至。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzuv3JttHy
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7pZ7xilVg
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSijCRFtWS
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ceJALOojI
豆丁：联络感情？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bQKgjb7WC
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOIJlB2Jn4
豆丁：可以出去看吗？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAiZGxXlEO
烛台：可以……79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGK4InUWX5x
豆丁：哇！太好了！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYoMlHosbH
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrf68TfW05o
豆丁：……79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqX2pACzR39
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再次出阵时——79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUfD8fihsN
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1QnbGTt11
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoAYU2PaVU
蜂须贺：……79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPY2vCRuTQh
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不久之后——79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYn2zSPyx5M
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwg5hweY0Gt
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtH5TjyW5Wo
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78eHWw4lI8
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2ChM4GWyS
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNIPXdrQcu
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYxXjSro5M
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWug6Az2hwg
长曾弥：……79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GI3G2MQ3Z
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回到本丸后——79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5GnB7Q57N
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR4U1vICYt
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdle3XH1BUC
（远处传来对话）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzL7YMCQsvU
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ499pSqlfvk
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS95cexLWPX
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAb8ptVxyb
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVin7174wS3
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutury7G4bj
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2hPxgERNX
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcnNHdEhV1
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVaILcOF0g
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后来——79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0508ggp0Y
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofcYd9dDXu
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2phSdCi47
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1LjIWrWd3
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYL7HpjLbD
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtyw7WpWeb
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再后来——79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nRq4xwPsr
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjB6O7pBU4
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjt7ennoYfW
浦岛：一期……哥好。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYuCy929F9
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssEJW6Kctn
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVjZrLkR19
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）