* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjSLdwLCfx
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出阵中——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSogPS38IQO
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Cpv5DyqQ7
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9lzedZ9Gb
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGICk8vPAH1
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXcAtWZIgE
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmT30PB3YiT
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVh3ZvV7D8
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77IHZbIlTU
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoT4cFFyCF3
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9UzFYwQCz
烛台：大概吧……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYd69Biwms
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxnkqmbWT2
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不久之后——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmPL56zBt7
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvh9dIQmfhc
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7uprn2yYh
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPemgBk3iz
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4QETun7Ji
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WLu0J1IzR
蜂须贺：……（怨气）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDvM3v4v5n
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOMSypq19Y
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回到本丸后——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAX96CVESi
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0JRgJYaUv
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRUJBHPKU3
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJ4MrcF1JP
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfXaoJSoTF
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCh1EOUrtZh
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOZtzWmtXX
长曾弥：乐意之至。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOD9a7h8LcZ
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC6yWFBhVI
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvSeUc8mRf
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIMyyKD3un
豆丁：联络感情？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡta4qAzOJ8S
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoERdfWZsL
豆丁：可以出去看吗？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrtglLq9Hh
烛台：可以……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuQjLD7OeO
豆丁：哇！太好了！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfFCqnraJx
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNx1guB05Wb
豆丁：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFHhZrQjf3
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再次出阵时——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIfu71Ayys
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqCIOa4jbD
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsgNdDo9TN
蜂须贺：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWbjpY6ZWD
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不久之后——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoY0EmqJWQl
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMZJQ3Ve93
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeOYUbzAme
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NYSJjbWWt
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuloqGvs71
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGBpmf11lL
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGmIZqyg6Y
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ994FB5276j
长曾弥：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiW38T6q8yV
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回到本丸后——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBZBworQj3
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSRy5dIqeC
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Mm1tHVTkf
（远处传来对话）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWPNpmJsjn
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13Cypi6bkB
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaZhH03Wmf
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTH0W8h5UP1
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwSTCkMye3
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2u9cRkK2sO
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBSqJwhjLb
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uD2pZnXc4
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tadgn5YJL
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后来——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hpbL3P89E
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSplYPxY487
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeMMg8LapT
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsHwgRLXvA
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPRCxRHsz3
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuPeuFbFLu
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再后来——41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kN904URsT
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVowDrXkWfh
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBP789jsSB
浦岛：一期……哥好。41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6pnAQpyEp
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyS04E1E14
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）41Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAzI062XJ3
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）