* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHzNzV7roA
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出阵中——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivwr1OwyrU
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhMNhj5wsz
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWTItQAD7S
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzKWAWFwrp
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nMwkccbKX
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qqWmJn41Y
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbm7h1PlAwf
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQjJeFv2JW
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwDMwIFuCK
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExe20CAKzR
烛台：大概吧……83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRxQpiVK77
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KVHHYoM4B
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不久之后——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjizH25Ucxi
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqfL7zDS5r
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPF8cptvjw
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8QN8WgIgQ
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnqLFt8jNX
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iuGtE6WD0
蜂须贺：……（怨气）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YuyZUwIBL
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyL2OrhVCM
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回到本丸后——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJvGMZXHNz
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XG03SwkXi
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7zLFyCoeB
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Lf8iEisrt
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlYlAFpPmS
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mV7WiSnvt
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd52znLXuWC
长曾弥：乐意之至。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsI74AvgkNO
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjkVopJb8g
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNu41YTYs9
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlt2fubR4U
豆丁：联络感情？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7u8BrsTdPr
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGLpW9pRrg
豆丁：可以出去看吗？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0v0IJQMHp
烛台：可以……83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbxwan8ozg
豆丁：哇！太好了！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MsjyCK8YF
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4e13EAWm8q
豆丁：……83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7aldlewe5
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再次出阵时——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsIrFvfSOe
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHF3MjNoUMS
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJoFngBUCF
蜂须贺：……83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqJjgdY2Ak
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不久之后——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiit00hJYP
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1C41tTHL4
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZmmodOXJ1
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMFrJzJLis
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPhpk5YPVY
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJTLLak30X
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAa5A56EAq
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56yQ7JVJkE
长曾弥：……83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0p9jMSN5F7
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回到本丸后——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtaNN4ORiS
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5oj1ClFrQ
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Kk39CVXh2
（远处传来对话）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQy0j38kRL
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCfhPLvIEW
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ib4tuGuPa
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHbFrB3Whu
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cyjCgNPTG
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwatAqsC6j3
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9zrQqf6OE
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlOHC0QSf1
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xjYD5vmB4
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后来——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2l7BsXjAJ
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyTs8vIqiP
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6B2yv6EeCC
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrDfzjwq2g
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbgYfFVoDm
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjJQKLBpb7
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再后来——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gvIIfouxE
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aNUB2ef9q
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Uk3pec3Vq
浦岛：一期……哥好。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlYlKio6F3
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFTQK1X7zh
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AjoAn8oVz
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）