1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUmPuK4FZv
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漂流：又迷路了吧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bWKirsopP
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBkOspqHdt
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKE2a3COVyw
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rlTb0nUgU
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxVnZPOMV9
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcla8sjE13Q
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OcM8H6fE4
御天：QAQ45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1R02GD04Bc
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDBxdlaLgB
左手&右手一齐点头。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvVH4w7ug9
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7NHeQIaNB
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIgXBI7c2L
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoLZdkqK3I
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO96kpTqRQs
小雷：好~45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9wSbnqjTJ
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jfWkMOdab
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQVQdG5Vkr
御天：擦！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKDDoTQBRu
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekZpufhLnv
战无伤：擦！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fo9su1LRA
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YGYWQu5QT
众人：擦！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2krTwLVjI
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzBOQymYRI
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2tUvrUi0K
战无伤&御天：我也……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSqH7INH4f
剑鬼笑而不语。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxgl4C7U1Z
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUqZJbdeD0
众人：擦！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU01oWTnpI
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7Sx5zQhtF
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZEExprRTq
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLNfaOsYMJ
众人：切~45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgqQnjWjW0
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNY8clXRIK
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINLdzdtOAx
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf61cnCkHmW
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhheLyOdbGT
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3zr6PSm5a
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiFLEV15BV
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYX2aZ7VFcW
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqCjdP7PEa
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDS6BIUBxL2
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYEg4DVK5M
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaWfURavYw
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2kkB5bdQz
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULO4rLo8Gq
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARWh2HPus3
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3、和漂流一起做任务。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCiunwcvnd
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQKVPsXcUe
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8H9hOPRyhE
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJMNiAedq3
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlq8J2Rnu7X
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbgV7uc8mv
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOY4TvCqfqE
千里：嘿嘿。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95IvDrvXyc
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP3d0yD0zk
千里&剑鬼：好。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtpMRG0qzf
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnD6KPRI0g
佑哥：包在我身上了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcoMKvmu3r
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJkrCOLLWY
御天：我，我。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjHO7rDtI8
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kX6SeQ1BH
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6X4TMS7bYA
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jEotFjhUx
御天：……QAQ45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLkS6E8jhd
公子：好了，那就出发吧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxEKwxxzv3
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBE1Vcca9c
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SdP3vr2rO
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mMloaVLID
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoexM9FhriH
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXgRGlD7Af
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzBJvn4vAa
御天：……QAQ45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1ohBj3RO2
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHfCfmvMhv
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGraQ8Y5qw
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfVUighEx7
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcG9PsqHVKi
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMh2Xn1Eo7y
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFJdZLNoSv
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0WYCHroGz
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsyhH5HyZB
御天：……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0tz5qiXjm
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EompFf28Y
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaM0YfXXKS
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQvZt6WuCY
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbzn3QetJW
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0B1BkLnzz
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCGdOGTJp4
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVNXdnJbfU
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPjmr766vU
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBY2ImA0wtP
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20lRDvWUuL
（佣兵团频道内）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TCVjuVXnS
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83mEiKegyB
众人：……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQUaQArWmo
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wf49jCoGy
千里：就是。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSB9NUhTTna
众人：……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCXVMKfDFE
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdo01xqraT
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWkop5pdpu
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMmuUJdqeF
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHV3tCS9896
御天：靠！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfb07ADwKOj
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHx87EL4Nq8
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJS1yrXtkS8
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiw2nQtJ9E1
剑鬼：……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjX29wroOdq
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuONUNt3yA
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjJe7GmIGG
众人：擦！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSniSoXnYh
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiM9PM4zC0K
剑鬼：任务怎么接？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAgOPT7V27
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQBJL9rE8x
战无伤：是指那个吗？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdqkWqyGhv
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2BUlifzP0
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51BgpaGVo8
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3FrEBEMv0
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCZATcfdFh
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9SYr5RvKi
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDF9mqvd1q
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLrCMI8Fbb
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuWGPeADFx
剑鬼：……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcEM7rl2WC
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqo0EIbD9FT
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1dtVojAqv
战无伤：擦！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjvuYYmKDp
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseNSrfBENO
佑哥：擦！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6TckQspwG
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iI6BT5mgR
佑哥：再去试试看呗。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHAvDgsb4d
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvCaYJ4BsZ
剑鬼：情人节任务……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsLKoruT2F
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjezHYcb7o
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaVEODdToc
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFXHv3aPNP
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehZouz3l8q
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQt0npzKVHb
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKMEYIMk1H
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkn7Hez6vgc
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nHEgI60tN
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4r1NkyjDhg
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcCoFm4iMs
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzom2te158X
佑哥&剑鬼：……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkWGwsAOqi
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7q93Qj0M37
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmAXFTSKp6
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDr6TOYYSMc
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkQ4aBSx8H
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5GuYtAgzG
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpuSxvq9Jq
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX42CoMfuCB
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXLjD5bsu1
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsl463U1R2p
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqFq3EKjkD
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fUvdW4EX5
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yASjLFI3D
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMaFBvKQ4j
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknUQDmhhOD
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9Y1j7CUbh
公子：和千里做的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQVsqQpiAV
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9pl2FMGg1
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMe2pYCzUm
战无伤：靠！无耻！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeki7rSC1n8
（N个城外的某个角落）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewUMr2N7Ot
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIjP1cENPD
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZclHkuFur
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xFegmsp8Z
御天：那就滚远点！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5N5v9sZ9x
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* 补充：45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNcAwyEtw2
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqsAwI2dTj
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAELpb0vY20
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlV1ViUffxp
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpqAeY39yB
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AqtJk9wZs
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmf8Popu7bZ
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fgiqeNw3E
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdU5fpcPdcN
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytuWTpO00Q
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURiQmQI9Ll
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcCNbWPX9n
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglj1yy41Vg
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsIVtaoml7
佑哥：……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXD3G10dzVb
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XT72qL6in
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御天：QAQ45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1MwXlYRSo
战无伤：怎么了？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1HHNKsq3l
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIMGJ3zyRm
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrecYLPuV9S
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEHHeakkeu
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9krRZL7NY5
御天：家里的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wOB7N1X6E
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhLSb7x8Qg
御天：对啊，我也不想的！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzum4Ahsk4r
战无伤：[蜡烛]45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynBTXvebf7
（过了几天）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85zC3riipR
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzdqHbsDvF
战无伤：他又怎么你了？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd5LOESRG5
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7OiKftnjM
战无伤：[蜡烛]45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKfRuA9vFk
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm36DS9xI08
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGsUpTxaRv
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6dK6h3ONz
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQQus17PKu
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmQLDZ8OVX
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUvaxjZmyD
小雷：嗯嗯。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc98CC4AleJ
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaCAT2AYRh
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLeDiqkHT1
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiW0G5fZQ31
千里突然有了深深的危机感。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LwSN8A68z
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMqsZYlw0Y
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7KYEqPmTn
佑哥：……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYjy7BaJRg
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoU8dgMf9H
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zlb4k3act
佑哥：……这是啥？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkIMVODtiP
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyFPkPIJnT
佑哥：……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcGePoZdCj
众人突然有了深深的危机感。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qb5Ip7Teu
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FREETALK45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPZNVG5Jz9
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYh3gPzUXgC
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTSUFOUboW
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoHfm2Vg4n
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05osuBBG9q
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKzDJ5Alct
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uysqbWH3Z
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3nhkcgmfV
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3Yf4nLG7f
以上~45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlWJD6C28l
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