1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4iBqfjQtT
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漂流：又迷路了吧。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYmwnChqDr
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIn9FX3eojP
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdvpYEKDiU
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPshm1Kc9jk
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sKXN8XUIC
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64XtXOE75B
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0YGWeaHjL
御天：QAQ54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUOntZ1OXQ
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfXx1S1Aii
左手&右手一齐点头。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsezQ6KQnH
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NfTkCH3wz
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2cnzW3H9C
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiUCjtKkXm
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBtkVY2upZ
小雷：好~54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZb2ElqlT0i
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGckIfdYze
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYEs5l7I4Z
御天：擦！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEKVNzmaZR
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8Gt6xemon
战无伤：擦！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKG0R1Nt89
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHkEvh61hc
众人：擦！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJam9rEPHoB
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyI6owhiKN
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaQclhGPoj
战无伤&御天：我也……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeGt26XOE4
剑鬼笑而不语。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEquWJmLWTI
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgffRau2RC
众人：擦！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7bwpkjox6
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAnicbFGUU
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6L11bc0mM1
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxonWTZWOl
众人：切~54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWEUQhyjpu
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0c2dTjc9Do
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9nj8iBmps
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGqcM2idP6
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvOGqHwA7E
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBzfr2mtnp
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuIvDJlFAR
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADIzSNHqkl
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vgKNeVnpp
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAkO38F3o0
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWHUuePgE8
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCXOrbjxPb
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpOrkvyVdm
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVm2bRZqeBv
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXDygcgYlf
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3、和漂流一起做任务。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7j5puHzxA
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KH6kZDCWo
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknYRN6F6qt
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugABGcTlLn
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zFVDBGw0n
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRLbK82HoV
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjKvQfwOAg
千里：嘿嘿。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkGGUSoCAn
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvWyxs38nL
千里&剑鬼：好。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTOaGuwjZA
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Mz78ubkJ0
佑哥：包在我身上了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfv7LWJegC
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXXCcOlQEd
御天：我，我。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6R5dVeVIA
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcg1NOyzTc
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2DGvMQE9g
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1pvp58hVZ
御天：……QAQ54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNlXraI6Fy
公子：好了，那就出发吧。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzit7c0Qc52
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnJPhmmOZA
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZBFY7yBu5
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAnZaQmXRQ
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLM3w7f8XCF
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27tW84TLRu
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcltoUoPl0U
御天：……QAQ54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecV2dACgGh
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzCR7Wnf4k
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURCpQaoaIS
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9RpsCuMMC
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMNhsQAEuL
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArBfuGwwpo
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGFUQVB1z7
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUniOmVN5IY
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4v7MK8ljYG
御天：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4BO7xacJi
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JLSKbdi3U
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4nrk0htNE
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgClHM3UHQ
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZhJusITTO
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KbP1AizRw
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKyFa3wV2u
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakf2IKPckx
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pPGZgQLwv
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItgpM7SxUC
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxSrPqXAYP
（佣兵团频道内）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5sGVhDOdk
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBxvPigPq9
众人：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDD6XGPjMo
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVEWJCvx1D
千里：就是。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPT9p7Hve4q
众人：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaRuGwyLJW
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIRP8wkrGs
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjHI5GhhEG
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VF7dr0ds8
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nBtiPupER
御天：靠！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtfZIo5APY
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLAQGtamoy
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTctOADjux
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4t6EZ4tdnf
剑鬼：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9EFKJhbZn
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoiY8rTo2Z
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVDZsoRs41
众人：擦！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpxeYHxptM
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajTjXSFB9O
剑鬼：任务怎么接？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIU5eDB79d
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMpzI1YUWQ
战无伤：是指那个吗？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NyBR1fbll
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfgunnDnta
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjy6mZxRXI
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvxs88AFqm
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKpSVHh2WM
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4fxe71LPs
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRMEGyPG0t
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYg7ZT7JxJT
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BVFGeS03d
剑鬼：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFrNi1LCZ1
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AJjITR582
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJq5D8rbl57
战无伤：擦！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6KrfOt07P
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUej3bAO8Lv
佑哥：擦！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmXcM7I8fm
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1PvcHr3Tq
佑哥：再去试试看呗。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQaFoIElvr
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9Dt4lG3n6
剑鬼：情人节任务……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKrxtmi8MS
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwauACyncCJ
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7CuGGpAaH
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jgTbo1gvZ
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLNeu6pdck
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHL48hzTPL
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLmn3ZPTMQ
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlo7MwrjAn
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIe4i7Mb0AT
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡza60xlLnW6
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuF9nOAsT6
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNbum1KbOW
佑哥&剑鬼：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSs0pvsO8e
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80VFYaQogl
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNj69qjhziF
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjM9OEm7C9
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKCrHsIVs4
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXgpPMZbuG
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc6pELmMTp
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgt2WfMl2Qs
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1TnxOPgsf
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75p80GQkLY
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJDBEWhGeL
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvl7NyRvGwF
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47jfflP42x
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxcTsb5nze
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5ChEuPICp
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vDzzhhBhS
公子：和千里做的。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpX78kVmO8U
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6e8EgdZuEP
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrtpcZrxPv
战无伤：靠！无耻！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1J9pUun9c1
（N个城外的某个角落）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxXHRU8EWp
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTxoTbtdPH
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfGdNRKHb6
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCk5DECGB8n
御天：那就滚远点！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNemTsl6pJ0
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如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDyLDTwsxD
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTBnar8vI6
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8bgiYH3pG
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFHzTLNtF9
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbRV8G32cH
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafUsm2McIn
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0pygT5G7N
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDoWPv2kSS
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakCKv8zK0J
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WqhAyPan7
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXRtDCbt0M
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NyYaYlaTt
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZa4RoAIyx
佑哥：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJrQ6D3K3q
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhz0OA0KsK
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御天：QAQ54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6eIxUSLyL
战无伤：怎么了？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryW2tenxAL
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIsCTTROYL
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ573e7jR1xB
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktt4AsPXyA
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXFwXOFDTr
御天：家里的。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRUy7H2djo
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fzzH9kfx9
御天：对啊，我也不想的！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8URdBz8Xf
战无伤：[蜡烛]54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7In110xzhz
（过了几天）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WRj47ptSE
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5JJFnB9Ed
战无伤：他又怎么你了？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNA0hozjRB1
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTDxGZR0d6
战无伤：[蜡烛]54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHPHgugmad
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiASLYPO063
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFVsBGOfm6
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7pdV5W0zY
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡng5JEoemAN
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohHclwzCJ3
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRDMFe4vzp
小雷：嗯嗯。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTa0kocWc5D
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXppQqYqkn
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wte4IXC3r
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hkxvmxoMW
千里突然有了深深的危机感。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqzKkU718L
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEgUbpxuzM
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwvvF4fOos
佑哥：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKQjLzdGtp
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCVJgX3xIn
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCR3tAiPCV
佑哥：……这是啥？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8GIjHs4o8
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NcCeCUidu
佑哥：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYxwtodjxA
众人突然有了深深的危机感。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYCizYVmAW
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FREETALK54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6ty2ploox
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsI3clwePPJ
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcyvTQQi1Y
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasJxM1MuwJ
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLJpLkPsvv
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyxvgMc5s9
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoq2JMOLPz
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlZdakdl07
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMgBmZXB1U
以上~54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHU0mjkc6v
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