1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsoAY623YK
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漂流：又迷路了吧。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUMY9VlVdG
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtN39tAuqmM
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWEC7MLt7T
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rY9LOqF32
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJnyIhPPdh
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrhj1UsT1a
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXD4Ko6zCC
御天：QAQ76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBmHZUyWEo
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPimKPmQme
左手&右手一齐点头。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT29CqvCGj
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJejGoVSO5S
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ717ypu9II2
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0vYxqIvA0
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJG2sVzlN7
小雷：好~76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmp7lMjEx8i
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrwVvmKDf2
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ5kwIjSbw
御天：擦！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcqFDDUuYE
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bUEt5Z6kJ
战无伤：擦！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioGrRjxOo7
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURcWiLRUww
众人：擦！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCgYoywSzl
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3As7s2GbN
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6r7qRw0h3
战无伤&御天：我也……76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjY1CNzi7N
剑鬼笑而不语。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMHzfQ8IaS
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdTCq4OtmO
众人：擦！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAYZMZq0Ma
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxPvxSD6ca
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NlDIjP6HZ
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zATqYm7sJ
众人：切~76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUacRF7Wcb
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gLAQDKMRJ
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyVty2IKxV
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7EeWTt7hf
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvidHr0EfN
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbawcVPL8o
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzH50umtsr
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOdHnQ94Mm
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkTn9FW4Ah
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyyWJXk2TI
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAt2b4LnVok
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmdZhrEBbo
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoO4vWzuWP
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDxoOopYjl
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJ2n7BAkG8
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3、和漂流一起做任务。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9IOhBpCz2
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGKH8rQ8By
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquhQN979va
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVDet4sqh6
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH0vAs0dKa
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEgXyMtthM
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIe1esEvkq
千里：嘿嘿。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGmAqbeGMw
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83L1TuUHUS
千里&剑鬼：好。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2L76mPfKP
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dKlkvRW4N
佑哥：包在我身上了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX002xAiinx
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TseJPOlzr
御天：我，我。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHv4U1Gym85
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4K1SZu5dt
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OuXkhSXcw
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKt7F9nPz0
御天：……QAQ76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGyRNsXRrt
公子：好了，那就出发吧。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3AkSF340P
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoE2GsvGh5
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGXGEQTNsr
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mcuVbniOm
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOZo8Nd2Lz
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXJdhdgJYr
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIvqK3cPYu
御天：……QAQ76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcTtbDilhQ
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bGV3coOzR
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHaKt8Ka7z
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNlsBYYddp
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyb0dVPgJHT
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDgY5OOv1G
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpPJ9IlhYs
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡle9NB5bTNU
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8mk168Vk3
御天：……76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZjEnxD3tK
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Dm45mWoh1
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX4EMLWUJc
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BUFECvUDa
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3Ny7DXUa3
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPA8ieZalr8
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8REzLCskIe
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGePSFyxjra
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccRuIoU01j
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AZoz7xu3K
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAemzs3Vn1
（佣兵团频道内）76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtRxCrukbP
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RmTjUQ5iw
众人：……76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylaECEQPFk
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjzxPxG8U7
千里：就是。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtZAGfrNn7
众人：……76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRnu59DUZt
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYK201Bzzln
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCi6ORELvVD
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyHz6rlBGC
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK49wNo9DAK
御天：靠！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwg489B7sIn
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PBhPi54nQ
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVpwN7FC1g
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrIw8xz7x3
剑鬼：……76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBht61hPOC
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVEM6lvHEr
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxNA0f1tg0
众人：擦！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrIkYlD56G
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimdJJNP47d
剑鬼：任务怎么接？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6AZjpO9Qy
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfZAddN9b3
战无伤：是指那个吗？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtZNcxxLcm
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplEKLh45BZ
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBdpP5bRdv
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1WG49VcdK
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTl9kgy6D5
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubrYn1m0MN
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGz9O1Job5
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJ45Qk8O4w
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnC8yPgxXr
剑鬼：……76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3eJAucRSt
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXcScTkAtI
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCFCNWKWOh
战无伤：擦！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7K7jemoLk
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXnubDqGNf
佑哥：擦！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCGDhLAkxF
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGsEUcLhWI
佑哥：再去试试看呗。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg56oyGOW07
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvq8o4j8hN
剑鬼：情人节任务……76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2cy0f4NIM
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oZK8YoIQF
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jFXPfAiVH
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PxjxDYy4D
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wFcyZ4QbN
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQqkUdTzvq
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlb5gZTB4iZ
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgEXzPWV2r
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmIRLbufMo
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrexG1PfZzT
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dnbfmvdLQ
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XSRmGXuUq
佑哥&剑鬼：……76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYci52ni8WT
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRHOGicEEq
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKHncXaVYP
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphJJ0brB56
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02a0MbbZxR
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWmNXgqPIG
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sRj1fYiyE
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQlPJ1E2Gl
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7PnZ07f2T
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoaQIdhgKj
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkW5hKiK5TM
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Qt8qb1Ywi
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJKYoI7UIO
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQsYYXSslW
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8xpAS5b7s
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHinZu7Rvn
公子：和千里做的。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCg9oG9GB4
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJU4jhiBbOv
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zmFTxJ9fR
战无伤：靠！无耻！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxq3ZG4rvGB
（N个城外的某个角落）76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4CKDqHurZ
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBLIWxZN82
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwTaL96ft7
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubGj4wATEo
御天：那就滚远点！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSWJ4eQIg6
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* 补充：76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNDNxDyKJt
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhMsJmuG9M
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsqqMuxon7
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodIQI10XG4
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86n94bGLoV
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtiVBpEQJj
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg83vhcKF2F
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLtRuSPNFE
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMqq9yxKVU
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYXjpMnoFZ
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hybzVb4yx
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTBlGQCATq
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoFTokPWi2
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyN6CDGsJa
佑哥：……76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXfZXJcjB6
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD12H2E59XB
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御天：QAQ76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VhLwqL0cI
战无伤：怎么了？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gsKoRjSfH
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDympS7W8i5
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4w8mfSeDy
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqBN6UQQrR
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJC9ay9y3N
御天：家里的。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFS6dRofN5
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjxxTdbvA2
御天：对啊，我也不想的！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvrKBV8WDp
战无伤：[蜡烛]76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonOyOKFsf0
（过了几天）76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rypMC0jQg
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAFDqpjq3W
战无伤：他又怎么你了？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5K3Kk3hrN
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGahLvYF8m
战无伤：[蜡烛]76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6eUAjtzdX
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOpP9WSuEo
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WH3WR4FXD
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hYz54Airx
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XSEhz4J39
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgrbMzzc3t
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4UmMHpDvy
小雷：嗯嗯。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZ0oihUXyl
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuMQjfVWe7
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVKteD0Htp
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPnLL68rnG
千里突然有了深深的危机感。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjNeGMANLz
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6Jd3mVRDZ
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmBe1UR7Yi
佑哥：……76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8xFepBwl7
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNoJPObn6h
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtrEDUoi4i
佑哥：……这是啥？76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMQ61xBq3m
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaPSBGkWZo
佑哥：……76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8pcjDwGL5
众人突然有了深深的危机感。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hVXpgV6YO
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FREETALK76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BKgcZkkQj
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb84uujUiaW
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5QTSS6QUL
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHnYbNrWYD
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1js4WEeCjB
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEQQkqujqe
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkKDFkzJFf
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HXgGXOanP
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPjGw6XmqS
以上~76Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTIzdfqxfr
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