1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVN77ER4gB
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漂流：又迷路了吧。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfvjPeyaHL
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIyXuHPCpT
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrSm4Kwe4y
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvdH2t0VPr
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHLO670KFv
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdr3TwW3AHA
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ai7q4JMc5
御天：QAQ94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPxkxagSXj
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFd7uFO2W6
左手&右手一齐点头。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ILQl4ugu8
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlESGlGqTb
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7b7V6mKf5
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDM2aynsd6
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkIUahlQMU
小雷：好~94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHG9cvAau3Y
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYH1BpMebE
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyNSLoac3m
御天：擦！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7plOiBVd2
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAgmrwTqzx
战无伤：擦！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSAz7HkuuC
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuTeCkEyVt
众人：擦！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZGUP13LLd
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKSNnWQEGl
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoE3PjXAo73
战无伤&御天：我也……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVkl0cMZCH
剑鬼笑而不语。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30StZ9nP32
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIq503FFWDA
众人：擦！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTZx7rAQbn
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcKoHIojBV
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzzcN2qq3w
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiz2eiPokWD
众人：切~94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Fm6Ve1If7
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4v4kjN9BW
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHMJdegvoA
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsstAxhy25k
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j13HJ3Fak
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0z7YPruT6S
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIQYpVh1tq
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLzRMlwENE
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyrZfNrdEG
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7Rfeva06y
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2obPa8Kq9p
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzK6V66Pdb
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXkk2JoWQy
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA3L1KhPRH
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdOat0Nq8x
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3、和漂流一起做任务。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXraKwgT2P
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jgEXH5AeN
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsqibys3Z0
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Jjcs4IMus
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1ozi1ofac
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3qUBZGQ0J
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjAY6saVvp
千里：嘿嘿。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uNSU6ZNCH
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWH3TUHRzqS
千里&剑鬼：好。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGUzK9bZCn
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenmz4AnCsm
佑哥：包在我身上了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3qPvfaDts
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDz3tfIR5Zn
御天：我，我。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrH6spg29G
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5hgkdABU5
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmTTZh2CsV
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkwshuXxpE
御天：……QAQ94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IV5NTnrrK
公子：好了，那就出发吧。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsh7DMPsFiH
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpTvSN4n9X
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YcjkZtoxB
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rKFH8vjZC
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96i4Vgj8YL
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtkXtOUMKV
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBY2NMTGssS
御天：……QAQ94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qqPrsidji
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Y9npywebh
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BY40SOJJ8
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt03zAVXNwP
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2riNDW7lIf
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQguybeug7
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CT63hI85B
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0P7NITciq
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlaFieDeXS
御天：……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIyqgavrLy
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbammzPwilM
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhI2cYPz4Ln
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKXvbzXnL1
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrsWWhoM7I
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAg4WfZ1JZ4
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVBxTqUUEM
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qlyts8I5U
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXmUkCezFc
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjOvDnXbIA
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsyDAhqG2s
（佣兵团频道内）94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmyn3EvlxI
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwo7j26wnbh
众人：……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbI27IeIeHH
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcPIMKJbWa
千里：就是。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQhxR059sr
众人：……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wwSBOzbKX
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPj8I5Yshx
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOzwmv6ZHe
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5ND7xDvfy
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnHy3fvvql
御天：靠！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AAAlwv6pM
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4RFtBbrBA
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIG84mBkDDw
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WtDR52Ouy
剑鬼：……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjI0NNLQ2X
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9qUQp4HrA
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpck0qIypKq
众人：擦！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRG21lP20bJ
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWGheOlC64
剑鬼：任务怎么接？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUFdz5Y2VD
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnm00ugseu
战无伤：是指那个吗？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwpgXsPqVZ
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoh224KWbbf
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68CptjkVgG
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaQ5FonQ1P
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nO8vbJqll
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zGWE6zk9j
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbwxwZUJT8
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBwrw6ZIRY
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAO9GlhuIR
剑鬼：……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWOUGnFV3M
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL6OQomMHX
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3J2llu3War
战无伤：擦！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23TLaXISuk
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3G93jttVy
佑哥：擦！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiWkA62Ifr
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUJ8ISNSqH
佑哥：再去试试看呗。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkhgw6bUHX
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHOSx1ifZX
剑鬼：情人节任务……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSWnyxET0O
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAywIgCvt1O
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dS8xMz9qb
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxbFBBP2G4
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMTR3wkyF6
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fUwWooJpw
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnPBLHh2aO
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesMr6KcEW5
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyVfK5IVv2
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTR2e4c8RQ
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9fxb2MA7v
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAEqtI0NYh
佑哥&剑鬼：……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaUr4q1NFs
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDF301JLC9
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaArgqa7Br
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZqCJPUPKS
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf66lhmk6zk
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXUgeN3RXz
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcXir90KiN
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbu3lkIdM0
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0banOupIp
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEJGDW3knC
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cqZgcQtH5
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFYpRoxzIf
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkS3KGc0OVv
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UwQ82IJU4
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYc3Xl8YlZ
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtX7BDXak0
公子：和千里做的。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfb5SVUQWdu
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJGXC5tvd9
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSK9ukdnQdm
战无伤：靠！无耻！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdu1ijAgYGP
（N个城外的某个角落）94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCQpsBUxIW
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKGPVC1ayS
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXQPBbIOyu
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoUmScqy79
御天：那就滚远点！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhr4ahl1XqT
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* 补充：94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNUagtsSHk
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhipOBS5k6Q
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTRK88c8ZG
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1uGRVqBWV
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eVibr9V8y
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlHg8zoYU4
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzI3zfSbWmQ
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSNAxf52zs
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OQnY1O6eX
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9u7N14PvWR
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0m5gi7pVUH
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthiX354MSI
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXJePsS4hX
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3X6rwn4lo
佑哥：……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EP2CZli0z
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzSc6rxg4w
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御天：QAQ94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZI1gwA39f
战无伤：怎么了？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sH7GwGazE
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlg0REsYCcw
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFePakNTK0a
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkgoZdrCQG
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELpsU45wnR
御天：家里的。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOhJU3mAlp
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7633sSHtRE
御天：对啊，我也不想的！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXg6CjRKVj
战无伤：[蜡烛]94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmp1RNZNVv7
（过了几天）94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TiaS8Lz8g
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXopnUC7Z6
战无伤：他又怎么你了？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnDBPu8hJF
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaaH9YCYg5
战无伤：[蜡烛]94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfQTZbktcd
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGl0V5nSki
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLHWexUS3B
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXbtx7a1nG
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIJokVAJmi
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfn9gPxPiEi
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZiF04Pqb9
小雷：嗯嗯。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4pjrGENfe
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9fw31EcQn
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6345JWqldp
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡag9YXlpCtF
千里突然有了深深的危机感。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0YzLH7QwP
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwB35d9Xap
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRr9H5dzbFy
佑哥：……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXebD3hW7Rc
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZ6fmyWB24
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgZIYuDUZ5
佑哥：……这是啥？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbhOJEI0ay
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbztQxE2oZW
佑哥：……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFm8BE4bKp
众人突然有了深深的危机感。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1UhG0FcEz
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FREETALK94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZy6xayYZj
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVt85sN38q
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0K3mStyJYC
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Mfe2mDQzv
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡle5fMsD6HC
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuA7XeV6jD3
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjImLKlI2C
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rIC46P0Xd
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNzL6s8ypJ
以上~94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5S1sRQvG3
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