1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ziwb52wZj
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漂流：又迷路了吧。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEGTT5Rdsa
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2XOvRTw6J
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7AxknttFq
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ311HqfCvIW
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSj2iZc9V6
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9rSAoUj9K
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8byeYt4Bo
御天：QAQ43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa3TH9k6mU
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKo8ZXtLJi9
左手&右手一齐点头。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yqMytnrgF
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCq35JBvG9
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OxaierTTC
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlImzi8l9V5
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsu5B8j1MwE
小雷：好~43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXgUTRjJG4
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAVEzLYw7X
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ERY4lLWfv
御天：擦！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8LPXyf6ox
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKOF1CEW3B
战无伤：擦！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOthG9UVL17
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsflejkZBU
众人：擦！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkmHl28Jzv
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IPrMpqnm7
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGGRhvk6X2
战无伤&御天：我也……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITMueOKDfO
剑鬼笑而不语。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhwVCZ3c8X
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBPiCMffO7
众人：擦！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCdVlHwoxP
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mktO3KJgb
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFK5BMnyG6Q
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAs4uP4ktf
众人：切~43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81fopkKVSP
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80EEhX2ytw
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgE2Cnkved
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxiQ6EFwFs
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJM5eG6XHd
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0Qe4DVk58
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfUyDRG4Mn
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFEZGKlpB2
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbK0jPgZtAX
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PZy3FtFc2
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE028kvcOBF
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MmgNYYO0R
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpBe5i7OeL
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEXYsyhoVv
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoSl9auTwZ
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3、和漂流一起做任务。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbIeNksZ0k
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZgDcX3Tve
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovJNMP7EFu
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTn3xrlnCo7
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXHbV6VGTl
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLX9OLBjwL
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgJTcbkhbT
千里：嘿嘿。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhee3tnozxT
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WtEGs4zml
千里&剑鬼：好。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7I4Ocly2bj
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjTgzOKxzN
佑哥：包在我身上了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJwbRufApr
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDzPHNQNmr
御天：我，我。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujQlJ7Fmw9
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI64AA8Fve
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpoWfnYDm2
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hzKCwPoBz
御天：……QAQ43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvJlSuKyKS
公子：好了，那就出发吧。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkGVFzRN9I
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqEHjIvEA0
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMhRlP1BZl
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbc8XRWZpT
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1cbn1zIM7
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGP2HWNWdJw
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdovaGDxpUY
御天：……QAQ43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFd8B7qA5t
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwN3CCBphhj
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvy8lUFxvc
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRMq1OLzMF
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgrtcZwTRU
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfP6DPHtbsR
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbwtomiPyn
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4l91XuVpmd
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lH9Rm0L7k
御天：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoV9bmVr5sn
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7m5fLqptQ
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbg7x78p0i
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBk2HkbY9e
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmMp2rvjxE
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDux7qnaUo
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVysAwMhRt
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1avjCM7Axw
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImsojywi4S
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCA56H9WtJ9
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwh9NdyNSdW
（佣兵团频道内）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNztIdIc7pe
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm02qqg263l
众人：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbmLgzblH3
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPce0SGTk2
千里：就是。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLb9zgumW7
众人：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5bfrLyptw
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hT4kI4vZt
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4phW1q0EUg
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfw8lhL2Qsz
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbJyhYNBwt
御天：靠！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQw5D4D6o4q
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLiYA2cUy3
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibxy4kG1DZ
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Oz3cdjTny
剑鬼：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kCm5ddPNz
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36YXPQjOVU
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLsAreZdmL
众人：擦！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0ib15mMCx
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozdpqm8wdv
剑鬼：任务怎么接？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCLuAtVgjO
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8YZ7XPmhR
战无伤：是指那个吗？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxdfeeeSh2
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xVesBUmgw
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxqJeu9iTx
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpQHfqm5BW
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTkhSqtkUe
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMCTQkbxTC
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGffuHEDfSL
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQNM8mRew5
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3nzOgr0VP
剑鬼：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOorLoPcsio
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnncXcdZZrJ
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetuZ72bkcF
战无伤：擦！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2RNnC7xqR
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLMcyy9OLC
佑哥：擦！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8juzNp6YQ
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9IAvEvomZ
佑哥：再去试试看呗。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhw9GPKNt2
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDYbtwcQJT
剑鬼：情人节任务……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6V8hlPlN7e
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFrDQqTp4b
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRfAOMfpVS
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9gOjOgTI6
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55lZIxPegL
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJed5bZ6KK
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI06YDBl7b
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJVxcgIF8A
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrQK61jrwz
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvDKT3olFb
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iVPGPi61m
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQ7CtxSxtQ
佑哥&剑鬼：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlccsQkm8B
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡha9PlBSG9x
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BrDKPNSV0
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zDxfMqPgG
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxfejlunLd
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37lYsJrDiv
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGwQSTm5ij
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPa2YXvbn2
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGOitMt03Z
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ57gbw66Wj
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdh9YNnxzO
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EuYxXkGao
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX14ZcovY4G
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiP8LK1SQ4
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8718U5ExD
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoy3mOtxGAP
公子：和千里做的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsPR2uzsWA
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62sFj2ug11
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4BXQGgsb5
战无伤：靠！无耻！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4X0PaWgzu
（N个城外的某个角落）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHV9Y0kt6h
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6SvB8vBhI
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4EmmVRbkp
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZeYsxPx9N
御天：那就滚远点！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KQfUHhfVq
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* 补充：43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcE77Ci2BU
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0Qmy7vMsk
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuyi7FO2dX
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyfgsbcs1O
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94G1xJg0UE
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlUQP3fkQT
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7s2AphyfF
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡla5biSMsg5
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGGEQwoIsf
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgOSI4tRPT
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAq0dVeZRDE
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogMJGY5E9z
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2vw6DsAVU
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwa638omHYK
佑哥：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKcEPa6Vx7
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVI57Jh9Hk
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御天：QAQ43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBo9gEC2Nv
战无伤：怎么了？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡci1pX5Fzsg
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVv8IbLn4W
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DFSBmS1ys
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS28ldlv1rV
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjLZKi2Ibr
御天：家里的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nRT2h1k13
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWq7vYgYoVp
御天：对啊，我也不想的！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPvfzU1vRM
战无伤：[蜡烛]43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr94HAOKj5c
（过了几天）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lgm8Y2Lur
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppdgfC8kBO
战无伤：他又怎么你了？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0dkUCfFtk
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXZ6WdWYNL
战无伤：[蜡烛]43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmIwYiy3Kw
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQ9irZa2k3
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlRXEx2wDV
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr95Of84E8P
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszDK1ppYGN
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVPFYkZOHz
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhmP28KSe3
小雷：嗯嗯。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJ5Vvm5e9i
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYAZ1bmUYz
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4e2u9Jr42
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZCCXjzY3b
千里突然有了深深的危机感。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQXZ8hcWK3
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mCa0EPS0z
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2L83R5BWM
佑哥：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EIo4Vhj7e
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDG7emD5xkb
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Orn81LOZw
佑哥：……这是啥？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ViRKnj5XI
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjCbAl6uxP
佑哥：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVxtSTbJxn
众人突然有了深深的危机感。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnyIfGVBJA
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FREETALK43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8brA4cV77f
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQMJ4JMfcd
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBm0N2W4lcc
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nuI6bZAvR
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5i2f1UZY0
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PQru2xINj
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xMQF38vyG
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2TujJff9f
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9dV0zO2uX
以上~43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdX81U1u1t
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