* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXaTOghkp3
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出阵中——82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66UwANu2OP
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kI8Fo13JK
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8E9Gtvzrj
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDyaLCUrYk
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hUmpltWBU
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0ZvAhk726
82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrk26sgEQ0
（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9BbgTaWIK
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8Brdfy1oV
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1H6fvRWwD
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSaSuwpVps
烛台：大概吧……82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEyWZnhWfj
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5laCqmhHRb
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不久之后——82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ176cH4NPpI
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnx8ypZb2H
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu5M2UjHzL
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhz3cLtJrv
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZOm1rRVfd
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ296eymDNIx
蜂须贺：……（怨气）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLZX7flclc
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5Ino2dsth
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回到本丸后——82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRDo5FRaEf
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx5uheoOvy
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzyaMyG2s8
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPEMahqzcU
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ808XEFL5gs
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2tBIEuQP8
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJpoJlXIb1
长曾弥：乐意之至。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOAQMcjvUB
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKksC2QyBU
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdxyTmsQUc
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyvujuM3Zo
豆丁：联络感情？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8Un4mHGQ7
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yFo2gz9aC
豆丁：可以出去看吗？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5HBdWdhKb
烛台：可以……82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AQX9ZfyPp
豆丁：哇！太好了！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZd1UbhrWK
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdF2GBAfiV8
豆丁：……82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxgGkUbjNT
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再次出阵时——82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpmcezgcI6
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHactJsIaji
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OdQJsiHSk
蜂须贺：……82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFPdwvbRR2
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不久之后——82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLztnWcfsXy
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qg1ixHB6i
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosywIJK1BF
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfxLcniR1U
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCh39616L5j
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaODQyW82F
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRHecSzvEn
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifBvXCt3zA
长曾弥：……82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5VIvuhPos
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回到本丸后——82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQleKWbaWe
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnLzTtRKJP
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBgjX2q01b
（远处传来对话）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYn1fVs0uFg
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpYdztqSqP
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMvvN0X7hm
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxeApjpbUh
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFZ474WuBN
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwiCNPbjvp
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqc19DI1QI8
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95mKelTnCU
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcm9hdTAPE
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后来——82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYy4OxYDkiR
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiH94B4hh0
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGX3ERnzwI
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HzMaQ0ajj
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcpRWFUYHr
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFjb3sSq4W
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再后来——82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPylY15jv1
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0U0w5RfEhO
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0yaIib8Wu
浦岛：一期……哥好。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOaAN5zJEY
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcXnnQhlLY
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNHAGG5pjk
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）