* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PiIqQKpwS
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出阵中——51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanShp3R6sa
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSFGFs2CvO
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGn8c7M0ES
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnH7Rz5bhxZ
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiojyjWXuX
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19KqErUSBP
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUq5fUNnfvO
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwgg05xSSM
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4l7Z9DVnuV
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34tCpgao3C
烛台：大概吧……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmvLIVoySW
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFnVXU3W2e
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不久之后——51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWPCwSsUbT
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk43s6SuwTn
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJg4RKGFlL
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8mcvlXyCC
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSokxPROGF8
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJwo7AQX8v
蜂须贺：……（怨气）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNd62fw0Zuh
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcNghln5JB
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回到本丸后——51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3egUF8AwOo
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwEIXvpx8K
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EzIheblf5
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZOLBNGi3c
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfosofkJ0Av
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhfTqoKzUP
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnbeTttVTU
长曾弥：乐意之至。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2m7XZPk9Pa
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4rTj2t2gG
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLbzM603XQ
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LQa1N6Vzv
豆丁：联络感情？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBQWTaLfNX
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUhwXCD0o0
豆丁：可以出去看吗？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNm3o6JezEH
烛台：可以……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu11ifF4ur1
豆丁：哇！太好了！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJFIovO2oC
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShu2BsiGjS
豆丁：……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0kBPFI8Pf
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再次出阵时——51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ8PVi1fhW
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lCH75ltN8
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZC2pq3Fov
蜂须贺：……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlR2gCyCxQE
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不久之后——51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNZrpRKaAE
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjQvV9PoBH
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmSb23VbGP
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMp18DRQK7
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0njPl3hBra
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaZG09YgUh
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdomLX7595
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadBsUIVdIY
长曾弥：……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2v8URAA5m
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回到本丸后——51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsEroc6UWt
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHASBHHu0QX
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtN6jakeltG
（远处传来对话）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDugWdxwMx8
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNh3fG6TNv
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2RXQbK0Q7
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLuwwFp4ry
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0t6CDayGOo
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLU3G8JHM9q
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCRlwOZ5Di
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK9WJlsf0m
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqimicBjiY
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后来——51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LoDsPY3Ch
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGeYGJrUzp
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxlGm5hy7y
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltsPohiNK1
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfuHIVq6RU
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYN3Q2H2Tqm
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WnIOZWEW6
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZzt21pMp3
浦岛：一期……哥好。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqgVuSqIiD
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jpDjJtAqb
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKaBBWPD7r
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）