* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizqUCOnXAm
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出阵中——36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJrID4qlPX
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oZCDdINnx
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJRQBDP32A
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqImzjCXkvc
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACZODlvQgh
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsk8sY7m7N
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsajZJSd0d
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgt4PEkkIU
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfvlGQiYCp
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4325k9yHP
烛台：大概吧……36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNGMkUb9Bb
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6X0ydWwJv
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不久之后——36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8A09BJvHa
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMGEMhjQZk
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ258XQckdPq
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAAz4dT25x
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedX4MgOIDT
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKBkqUBQjf
蜂须贺：……（怨气）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14Z1dbGTW0
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHqDAJXjS5
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回到本丸后——36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSG1vmxmqD
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZJxkOA03L
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgKoHH6y9h
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegvEKI1foD
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZvQPdNmcO
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkrHDAmb9a
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe5ulOFgZL
长曾弥：乐意之至。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwACEURCaC
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsySMq4QwH
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMlbeLPurz
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCVFaGqIiR
豆丁：联络感情？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8wRtkQ14o
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefVXymIKPf
豆丁：可以出去看吗？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74qrcccyBZ
烛台：可以……36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwvgAe9MID
豆丁：哇！太好了！36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVU6WhirTj
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2lDHf0707
豆丁：……36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDOHDPJ3Wh
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再次出阵时——36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCh8aHsnCL
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLpPollyhE
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCRWhCmBDI
蜂须贺：……36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxWVHKNLZy
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不久之后——36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgcH0Z9GIr
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzx9JxXCNj4
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMMIfKRgAx
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliv0TTgXx8
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFosYIl1Mm
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02ppVWxduN
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBygf71DYqV
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGi6zdCPcqw
长曾弥：……36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2j143NNZE
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回到本丸后——36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgW8QPSLi0
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjEtkCxq0N
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXekm80ZThV
（远处传来对话）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqHTY6RNIe
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8qf6QsfIP
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡki6dDUSVds
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDZF8HvQid
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwHlOFPOuO
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9VdpK2wna
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOKcfOuIXa
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVTJ71fPYI
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFQO59kEky
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后来——36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYewgnSjYWk
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdIX8IpxYj
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLya2XJbo7G
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvPifoCZFQ
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrmaAA22cQ
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb16yx3pBg
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再后来——36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4ECW5ymEM
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmS9ky4C9k
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCQ51QfuQN
浦岛：一期……哥好。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcTQ9Igpn2
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwfLSBnFVQ
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNRZeN4wa6
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）