1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7SHMKky8h
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漂流：又迷路了吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZxovU8MCj
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYXkXUWWqr
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkchWqmrhS
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPCEJjmNcY
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPwTtnEuVa
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuYiMHliue
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIy1Bww6NKK
御天：QAQ46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUowSAm8pVM
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL9y9y8yCt
左手&右手一齐点头。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbzTJDGVMH
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXWlh1wqn3
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2thkfaIgp
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJDcJEauAw
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3Hp2FXt6d
小雷：好~46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BYdxq8weZ
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHxn3AYReG
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Fw4EdTjfB
御天：擦！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgahbh77wOm
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdrM0io9qt
战无伤：擦！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDBKCOmtbF
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7wwze7MZw
众人：擦！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8j41GoXHP
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhpFjup0pv
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XgAbBLQUV
战无伤&御天：我也……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLptKcDWTGw
剑鬼笑而不语。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsQBOimAeT
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFEQoHGuUz
众人：擦！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5SWSlmz8R
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodM2AxRoxo
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3sJPr9Wzz
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1U8KifSnRb
众人：切~46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uXdYDI6Ar
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBzxDDTvWD
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRm7gYNdEn
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5gtPjMUT1
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglhNJRWLWg
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpSUHfqRML
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO47g7vC1cn
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yjVjfOV1S
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaX6j3E1bq
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEs9issDEmj
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1efruFRuYL
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFa9LUlWhyo
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBwRBc4kAz
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnBk65Cttx
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfO7QQNmlK
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3、和漂流一起做任务。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbivWrLO8O
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EU8icCLky
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQiZ9OY7Ne
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMbECljOKF
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkBHzwQtaR
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mdrZufFe1
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68fx4P4X1o
千里：嘿嘿。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3OlfK1ueD
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoE7RNJX8iH
千里&剑鬼：好。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd21lBK6LAR
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJz4Crgm4K
佑哥：包在我身上了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYbtrcGI9Q
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LIT2poTBF
御天：我，我。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqEjrbW5mC
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FvxUMWnH3
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfM5XhHdb5M
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONAsfZQPWR
御天：……QAQ46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPmtg3fpQ6
公子：好了，那就出发吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu70T41vGTZ
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0vVTpO2t6
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbD4VlrkKE
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsKNLsgshZ
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzubesM9jx
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEWa2p4Y2o
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHI6vVl0jXb
御天：……QAQ46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBburkoJ2L
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNlswfDM20
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK03dQZCLis
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZ0zLPxLSd
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XEvJOMRlU
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiqlRKAV6O
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkImELk46l
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8MA0Ly0to
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9wYiT6j8a
御天：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqkrcghbHL
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGzHBVeXmq
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGo8xKdkoLm
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM5mfgjfSE
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2w9gH0ZZFi
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWpr87wFzT
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJIawXx69z
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjWl7DqQOI
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDvDwPhmAr
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQcnDYcRHE
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnk7CDRnBX
（佣兵团频道内）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRh3LdHPWwd
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl22fhdcjlZ
众人：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1v6IpogNrG
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ820CRIPftH
千里：就是。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOq4ELfgReu
众人：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX8ZlTGeP0
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpLusxdOLS
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHhKPQa6fp
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvOEcZKWOo
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpm7cWcuyGQ
御天：靠！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgwwlV0ISo
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHtzJQR4da
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYWnXccez1
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5C3fkC0Fxg
剑鬼：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCOmxlZeSl
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSeEIePWCG
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdv4Qep2zt
众人：擦！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssU0LrwDvs
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfF0yrPGHBW
剑鬼：任务怎么接？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpsJ2185ie
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLy9bFCPbTQ
战无伤：是指那个吗？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoGGel10Do
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqOXfER9VD
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6OzDuO70P
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAugRGhEXX
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2vNGXGoEF
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSdmjismNo
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZM0wEpD5w
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIW2ysfHQQ
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CRx7BGh0w
剑鬼：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR8hLlPTjJ
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNAlRiIOjQ
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh7FiRdlvA
战无伤：擦！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjuCKoNsRO
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiE3XW4U0IX
佑哥：擦！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxuRmRx6BJ
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5MfuIdJBO
佑哥：再去试试看呗。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5gtCFRLyR
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Z8zsfs9uj
剑鬼：情人节任务……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5MrmtnkJE
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0OrJEVfGN
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLl7Tzw4l1
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKfXMUB1NC
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiPN5Gk28g
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtv404NHvV
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqt2LEWZSsI
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeh3bnnDdI0
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9PfUO1hCU
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2C4lnu7bc
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kx7z2k1OH
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvrjDeRnWm
佑哥&剑鬼：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZI4NxThUO
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d8IKJirpc
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5A15V68rfX
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQE6ESe2Blv
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENWho1Ofxe
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnigM7yvrA8
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfgTvIsgnZ
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpLM7vXvc3
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bU0C06s6V
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMbcqUP9Pj
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPAjs4xXgb
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBlNJmdzTT
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1df19kfvyE
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ky6MjN887
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0hz4TcE76
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIjBBPLjT2
公子：和千里做的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNySBeTu1MQ
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BBSgDnTYt
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbjXinTsdL
战无伤：靠！无耻！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQX77eDQKqV
（N个城外的某个角落）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTm8pYXyV1
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNAbdwAbyn
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GsSKks2An
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw022BJJQvX
御天：那就滚远点！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnPfDK099v
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* 补充：46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkRnuyBtit
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1MYaS50Eo
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJrsTRqs3E
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPAXdG5Z5x
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64TkWJGxev
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPIiHnwtHg
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3G3AOHFMAd
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3LRzRt2Ue
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaeGjomtV9
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiJKyCtgb5
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkKdNcRhIE
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6y1uMEPXw
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dA3zS4jog
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd92SGBzx2x
佑哥：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nQTv8Lpcp
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmVgoVaQnC
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御天：QAQ46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuYyOu3Dp8
战无伤：怎么了？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhzcQL3GDl
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErs37scUuJ
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaimXntHFLe
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZMtOr3ORZ
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDO92zGGDiz
御天：家里的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczN7Mgh8s8
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrEdQi9uhy
御天：对啊，我也不想的！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFihNhf7kDr
战无伤：[蜡烛]46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrn9OEyxqJC
（过了几天）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0efrSlUP2z
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKYXJRh9FF
战无伤：他又怎么你了？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBN5Ml6huu
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAchcRocNWF
战无伤：[蜡烛]46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNs7IHDm5o
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIJyTZgWli
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcn7O8ZL8I
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZvi2qV5Kh
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfsFmycitv
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo54LKWftsr
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmM4YxLwXaN
小雷：嗯嗯。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPna4mODS8J
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM89MnsFY7K
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnf3XLxiSP
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZT6rpa3yI
千里突然有了深深的危机感。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgs1HyenHv
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgpRWWVn4c
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctvKu3RbD8
佑哥：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQW1QL7EJGu
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPP3N8k6gOI
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsxVNq22Z9
佑哥：……这是啥？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LgyBJ0fyr
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWUKfsR0x6
佑哥：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdC5KBDKWu
众人突然有了深深的危机感。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fJf8oHaAc
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FREETALK46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6BDxsTHfu
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoIGtc2s6M
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvy8awI8Ih
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SS9WcghEo
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6utwvlUhz
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LLXpCLeab
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yS540aQIy
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQs6lIoXgXj
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYjKXVDe0F
以上~46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy29YW9dJAM
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漂流：又迷路了吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZxovU8MCj
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYXkXUWWqr
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkchWqmrhS
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPCEJjmNcY
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPwTtnEuVa
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuYiMHliue
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIy1Bww6NKK
御天：QAQ46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUowSAm8pVM
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL9y9y8yCt
左手&右手一齐点头。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbzTJDGVMH
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXWlh1wqn3
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2thkfaIgp
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJDcJEauAw
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3Hp2FXt6d
小雷：好~46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BYdxq8weZ
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHxn3AYReG
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Fw4EdTjfB
御天：擦！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgahbh77wOm
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdrM0io9qt
战无伤：擦！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDBKCOmtbF
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7wwze7MZw
众人：擦！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8j41GoXHP
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhpFjup0pv
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XgAbBLQUV
战无伤&御天：我也……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLptKcDWTGw
剑鬼笑而不语。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsQBOimAeT
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFEQoHGuUz
众人：擦！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5SWSlmz8R
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodM2AxRoxo
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3sJPr9Wzz
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1U8KifSnRb
众人：切~46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uXdYDI6Ar
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBzxDDTvWD
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRm7gYNdEn
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5gtPjMUT1
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglhNJRWLWg
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpSUHfqRML
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO47g7vC1cn
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yjVjfOV1S
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaX6j3E1bq
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEs9issDEmj
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1efruFRuYL
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFa9LUlWhyo
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBwRBc4kAz
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnBk65Cttx
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfO7QQNmlK
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3、和漂流一起做任务。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbivWrLO8O
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EU8icCLky
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQiZ9OY7Ne
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMbECljOKF
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkBHzwQtaR
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mdrZufFe1
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68fx4P4X1o
千里：嘿嘿。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3OlfK1ueD
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoE7RNJX8iH
千里&剑鬼：好。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd21lBK6LAR
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJz4Crgm4K
佑哥：包在我身上了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYbtrcGI9Q
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LIT2poTBF
御天：我，我。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqEjrbW5mC
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FvxUMWnH3
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfM5XhHdb5M
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONAsfZQPWR
御天：……QAQ46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPmtg3fpQ6
公子：好了，那就出发吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu70T41vGTZ
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0vVTpO2t6
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbD4VlrkKE
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsKNLsgshZ
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzubesM9jx
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEWa2p4Y2o
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHI6vVl0jXb
御天：……QAQ46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBburkoJ2L
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNlswfDM20
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK03dQZCLis
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZ0zLPxLSd
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XEvJOMRlU
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiqlRKAV6O
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkImELk46l
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8MA0Ly0to
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9wYiT6j8a
御天：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqkrcghbHL
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGzHBVeXmq
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGo8xKdkoLm
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM5mfgjfSE
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2w9gH0ZZFi
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWpr87wFzT
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJIawXx69z
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjWl7DqQOI
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDvDwPhmAr
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQcnDYcRHE
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnk7CDRnBX
（佣兵团频道内）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRh3LdHPWwd
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl22fhdcjlZ
众人：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1v6IpogNrG
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ820CRIPftH
千里：就是。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOq4ELfgReu
众人：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX8ZlTGeP0
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpLusxdOLS
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHhKPQa6fp
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvOEcZKWOo
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpm7cWcuyGQ
御天：靠！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgwwlV0ISo
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHtzJQR4da
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYWnXccez1
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5C3fkC0Fxg
剑鬼：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCOmxlZeSl
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSeEIePWCG
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdv4Qep2zt
众人：擦！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssU0LrwDvs
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfF0yrPGHBW
剑鬼：任务怎么接？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpsJ2185ie
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLy9bFCPbTQ
战无伤：是指那个吗？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoGGel10Do
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqOXfER9VD
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6OzDuO70P
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAugRGhEXX
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2vNGXGoEF
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSdmjismNo
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZM0wEpD5w
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIW2ysfHQQ
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CRx7BGh0w
剑鬼：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR8hLlPTjJ
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNAlRiIOjQ
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh7FiRdlvA
战无伤：擦！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjuCKoNsRO
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiE3XW4U0IX
佑哥：擦！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxuRmRx6BJ
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5MfuIdJBO
佑哥：再去试试看呗。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5gtCFRLyR
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Z8zsfs9uj
剑鬼：情人节任务……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5MrmtnkJE
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0OrJEVfGN
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLl7Tzw4l1
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKfXMUB1NC
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiPN5Gk28g
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtv404NHvV
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqt2LEWZSsI
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeh3bnnDdI0
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9PfUO1hCU
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2C4lnu7bc
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kx7z2k1OH
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvrjDeRnWm
佑哥&剑鬼：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZI4NxThUO
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d8IKJirpc
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5A15V68rfX
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQE6ESe2Blv
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENWho1Ofxe
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnigM7yvrA8
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfgTvIsgnZ
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpLM7vXvc3
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bU0C06s6V
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMbcqUP9Pj
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPAjs4xXgb
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBlNJmdzTT
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1df19kfvyE
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ky6MjN887
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0hz4TcE76
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIjBBPLjT2
公子：和千里做的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNySBeTu1MQ
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BBSgDnTYt
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbjXinTsdL
战无伤：靠！无耻！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQX77eDQKqV
（N个城外的某个角落）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTm8pYXyV1
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNAbdwAbyn
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GsSKks2An
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw022BJJQvX
御天：那就滚远点！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnPfDK099v
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* 补充：46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkRnuyBtit
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1MYaS50Eo
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJrsTRqs3E
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPAXdG5Z5x
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64TkWJGxev
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPIiHnwtHg
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3G3AOHFMAd
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3LRzRt2Ue
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaeGjomtV9
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiJKyCtgb5
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkKdNcRhIE
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6y1uMEPXw
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dA3zS4jog
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd92SGBzx2x
佑哥：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nQTv8Lpcp
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmVgoVaQnC
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御天：QAQ46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuYyOu3Dp8
战无伤：怎么了？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhzcQL3GDl
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErs37scUuJ
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaimXntHFLe
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZMtOr3ORZ
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDO92zGGDiz
御天：家里的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczN7Mgh8s8
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrEdQi9uhy
御天：对啊，我也不想的！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFihNhf7kDr
战无伤：[蜡烛]46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrn9OEyxqJC
（过了几天）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0efrSlUP2z
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKYXJRh9FF
战无伤：他又怎么你了？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBN5Ml6huu
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAchcRocNWF
战无伤：[蜡烛]46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNs7IHDm5o
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIJyTZgWli
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcn7O8ZL8I
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZvi2qV5Kh
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfsFmycitv
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo54LKWftsr
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmM4YxLwXaN
小雷：嗯嗯。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPna4mODS8J
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM89MnsFY7K
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnf3XLxiSP
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZT6rpa3yI
千里突然有了深深的危机感。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgs1HyenHv
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgpRWWVn4c
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctvKu3RbD8
佑哥：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQW1QL7EJGu
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPP3N8k6gOI
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsxVNq22Z9
佑哥：……这是啥？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LgyBJ0fyr
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWUKfsR0x6
佑哥：……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdC5KBDKWu
众人突然有了深深的危机感。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fJf8oHaAc
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FREETALK46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6BDxsTHfu
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoIGtc2s6M
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvy8awI8Ih
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SS9WcghEo
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6utwvlUhz
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LLXpCLeab
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yS540aQIy
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQs6lIoXgXj
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYjKXVDe0F
以上~46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy29YW9dJAM
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