1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0DyqhWHre
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漂流：又迷路了吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJsqeEpxLd
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfh9Q4loTF
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKUG6ha19q
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhgu4gUC0c
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSjhx8mxGf
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnlVCd1GHR
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKw4Fn5W5h
御天：QAQ64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfIWjwHnb8
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPGwByjLSx
左手&右手一齐点头。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96Xmv55Qya
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmBQCp9ju6
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHR4oYSVfl1
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj76CBw8Nd1
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmNgY2wzEl
小雷：好~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuNbkhMZJ1
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmy4eci1Ugk
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflW7116sd0
御天：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8g5joYR8hk
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlP0fCsGg8
战无伤：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemdv5yQrAQ
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXndd2M5Jq
众人：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbVI4lNsSe
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnZm0piJlN
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kGNTUj6Qi
战无伤&御天：我也……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdfNft1scx
剑鬼笑而不语。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeETiKzz2Vw
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQWIa9jU1I
众人：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Wmkqfw5mE
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi6ACI71MZ
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUgS5JZMba
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduae6WHsCl
众人：切~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKOQbnojRh
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5STN9YutYn
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKnWK0mbtX
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKw1ibyDIv
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNj3Cx5SyO
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzxFDF3gd0
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsuv9Zhwwf
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYp9nTl7WOx
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7Zq7haip5
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RAtFT2Hlm
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxqaLCguuT
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbh3Rh9vwer
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoQcE0DjB7
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkBTRvRX07
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42KwkQYrA5
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3、和漂流一起做任务。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX0zt8KXCu
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwLYYT5cK8
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtqHttsvv7
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7I1Z7WVko
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeM1YmZHgwa
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0S7b4u51pd
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBY0AYZd0sk
千里：嘿嘿。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoimVkOHsM2
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTMqOJB8gn
千里&剑鬼：好。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSg8WXy66L
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8xodqo67s
佑哥：包在我身上了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTAZZ0Yo4z
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8HnPmYFws
御天：我，我。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlslRmhul25
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rsqgLa8ah
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2ywyUUQAZ
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡan8qteWvwj
御天：……QAQ64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz8FuVMqCu
公子：好了，那就出发吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cIZBVCixt
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95e5FuHVh6
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMS9aC3w41S
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYwnDGlZJ7
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfzAYM0MGD
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgtIZ7iLgF
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjtY26KEos
御天：……QAQ64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5QuolVai5
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KQn8E7K0G
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVm4HdGFT8
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRgjO6meIf
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WKIhJOUFK
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWah7Vpoy4t
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4QNXbC0vn
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wyZ7sGyT8
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwSrbVokO8
御天：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDnK3MnSMk
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxsunDAZTi
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EEuwpDaf4
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnQc69wOt3
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XFAXBXgjJ
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer8Xppy8z0
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYkNWosIf6
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuecHFjhr3
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsnKVETBmv
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcc61XqIVZ
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoWyfJjotf
（佣兵团频道内）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7Wq21yHe8
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqMgaFdjo4
众人：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthvAYEy2hj
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt42Xj3wjfD
千里：就是。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrTRM8tiFq
众人：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37YAXYZ985
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuNe5DQ4wv
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uVrOchwiB
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLe3U03mru
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxccmdzdKPM
御天：靠！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNSSiHcwM8
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLXxsiQliP
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hJgVRrBdO
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRgX0gGuEF
剑鬼：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvv2Hgeawb
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HzM06tjZa
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0LB8cXOZZ
众人：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ87Ld6xelM
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGmNoEh1Bv
剑鬼：任务怎么接？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPKpTCHZRe
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcxkab9dIC
战无伤：是指那个吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1FdIYIX6P
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrj76xAvHEf
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4H6ftUvRa
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EkKfgB9y9
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj83xb94w4C
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTrVlvpsd8
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikuL1BqOjn
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcS2AIsXuM
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qpJ0ingSb
剑鬼：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQn9uE3qisY
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhuKv0Pfsq
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSQqdLAXu4
战无伤：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ctBNC16wc
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdiWTP8ohD
佑哥：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fOCAMTXcG
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcS9J9JtZRa
佑哥：再去试试看呗。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuWSDsJDiY
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvFiT3QKAC
剑鬼：情人节任务……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmo5ur4Kzr
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKp8ylTEnda
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFwqJ5CwnP
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkc8jL3lRZc
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3j4xJ0XCL
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkd3apGZug
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBM6TXN1eW
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFosb7qHOuM
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwtFg5qkwd
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzBni3VQME
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9jrRUVaCV
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRCcJGlyND
佑哥&剑鬼：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilzfzD8Te5
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLcFR9LZWZ
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhhZnfrGQv
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PFOAzWzuA
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVM94U88gX
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlddQSblVrh
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kgiQ5WWne
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEpPHB5aK7
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZUP82X405
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGJY0UjnYJ
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUUjSK4xUs
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFFCQBxE51
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSZ3OvrCIz
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0Dif6U32s
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QNAYXrK3C
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHhN4WmfI6
公子：和千里做的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObhCTHIGkv
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJHJn1LOdy
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaR2e2PaAtD
战无伤：靠！无耻！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2r9U4IDtI
（N个城外的某个角落）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Bi4TaolPi
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmhr6L7b7C
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtznnsRqy1
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaK8BCh4pa
御天：那就滚远点！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IZCVtaNA5
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* 补充：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfqoOKBb4m
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiw0NerqHD
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVDHZBLuAE
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopL8JB2SvZ
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklXSoJ1w6v
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfajrOhxfw
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvGFNbkdqi
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPzYeFwMgZ
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkORrWBSY0
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1XLb5hHWU
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzQTKPNcgP
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlli4hjNfE5
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTvp0408WR
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk6Bdka8GM
佑哥：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAw9Xt6i2JW
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1pDDXXRv4
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御天：QAQ64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1ApDDegCd
战无伤：怎么了？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42AyOssusl
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIM3s3RuG28
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbDJEoeyEY
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5c7KT86i4e
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgXEZP3ais
御天：家里的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80TGUToHL9
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKbZx8yXFa
御天：对啊，我也不想的！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSHWibCrQ3
战无伤：[蜡烛]64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMIh5tnfLA
（过了几天）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMLdbfqBbq
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XTpx2XLBD
战无伤：他又怎么你了？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagQt8hkB18
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKHH2a7Kde
战无伤：[蜡烛]64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U5iV2GHTP
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy3Q1bLMAF
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmaNT3Tb8Z
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWOwKW2gME
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyFcQq0pQs
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAmA6DmHIV
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uIemg4IJ2
小雷：嗯嗯。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcgAMOczAP
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkd6qsFDvju
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1X58rtYLFl
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZl0zaq9C6a
千里突然有了深深的危机感。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRYFQT4Rog
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZu8P7gCYd
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZqw3jdTBh
佑哥：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52AZE5feT2
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqitPORXkW
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsmoc9wRPZ
佑哥：……这是啥？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2gp8BST7E
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcHfYNiM5N
佑哥：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcbUHDAIgu
众人突然有了深深的危机感。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmAjJ6Q2sJ
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FREETALK64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrR98fVuszj
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQH3pw9yFP
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIayexxWV9
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6rBj50F76
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMklZ2McqQI
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXquNvXtBYM
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40dY2d6o5G
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9PzrgvRAK
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFc0q9WOeS
以上~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDcP0eRMb5
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