1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaq2rYsFwr
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漂流：又迷路了吧。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrN9DEaAjQ
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3l2Vp7O9l
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0teUpDDPZT
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlfoEimUb1
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ457xrc9B5l
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDimlcDjHp
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14ukA74KtM
御天：QAQ55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEF41IeDPH9
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkosRlS3kw
左手&右手一齐点头。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsirpmjeED0
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC059gn8Woe
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8FBPcFDU0
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxWdHuyz7D
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQ4N0NTGs9
小雷：好~55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTj82KR88p
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHESEl3os8
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkw3BQ2VF5
御天：擦！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4tFbYqjAw
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4IEugBBLL
战无伤：擦！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEYZ3tl6WU
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9oq6Pvnvq
众人：擦！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYJAiXywWX
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJQNmbXLgg
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGVIAZAF2N
战无伤&御天：我也……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqe289ltjd
剑鬼笑而不语。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBskCCiL1DF
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYondbEooq
众人：擦！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbnEp88vBN
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aMZkAeIvg
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88spNPWIK5
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFav14m165
众人：切~55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqVnlI5qO2
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jbFgy4iHE
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvu3zs9hi1c
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqmWlvtbpI
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExwzhBLezo
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMFuHgOxnx
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttTbvAgdUu
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrGs7eE2ib
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2gLpeCApp
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJEgtSOvBZ
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HXKANi7Ft
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmrchIWILJ
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDx3ODTxGx
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlwEp8kCiw
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYSZRjdN2Y
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3、和漂流一起做任务。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNA6R2D4wqa
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcA0IcqeUiC
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDS88KZRk8
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzg3muujAuv
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaboeVvC67t
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuF8btq8EmN
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVb3fJj6XmI
千里：嘿嘿。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVGVQzFKzZ
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡongeT2NdTl
千里&剑鬼：好。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHL6qn1jSD
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7P96Kz8pgc
佑哥：包在我身上了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmit1N0y4V
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9wcoqtntj
御天：我，我。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWKVk2aqzd
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ935YJASIEL
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOdKznlJLp
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXe2MnQZHzt
御天：……QAQ55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDr0IsbjOcz
公子：好了，那就出发吧。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXTy6xcXuO
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡju5HDUkxVm
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJnrJpxHkv
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahokAe2dw5
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvJdoiiIwo
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPTHAzz1Fg
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zHPCZHclx
御天：……QAQ55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nuDdzyo0m
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq41fZfA8dL
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZ1HbvVwfw
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9f2TRqcBwO
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Pzu53bcwL
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCa2bZioK1
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKAJm55wej
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kSq2nv2v5
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Fg7f41H2C
御天：……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PsW68tGKt
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡta0mGsa5X9
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE82qAi54xz
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWj4U3F1C2x
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSUCoc0VDp
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0vLeO9bge
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN77yoYRkK4
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsAlXs3NZ7
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1frpw4HJUc
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwDQGjQdkK
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHF5c4ZS8g
（佣兵团频道内）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPa5qNn9Fi
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ411aggWdQi
众人：……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tGrtOA0Uu
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSvBpvIpqk
千里：就是。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBMjL6jDtl
众人：……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmumwffwQK
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6lGxCiyBz
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeG8GE9rZf
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5q8Et2XP5
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQgmdxuLHX
御天：靠！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7Y8qdcp1Z
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLsmA9VhYh
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXMGZiztA9
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6bfE1klNb
剑鬼：……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAVYeikhVp
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcygcrgX6u
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bIcvdmHPD
众人：擦！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9TOmeBP7G
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCPWVqM87R
剑鬼：任务怎么接？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVDTwluC3v
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTpyt8YVnR
战无伤：是指那个吗？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJnSvTlQKN
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERAUGN9OGQ
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheRBnlu85q
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKgSIpqIn2
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2qa4TTUcC
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeOVFuuKe8
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIuAFnHoZa
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLmCxJCN1J
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMjZQvIwXy
剑鬼：……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSZB7TNEQf
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMB5BfCxZT
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qMz30Py50
战无伤：擦！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJ5RJAj1Mv
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAg3Ui6fCES
佑哥：擦！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UI9qLXBAQ
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNGpz6xrsq
佑哥：再去试试看呗。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9ZLz29tFY
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Q8UkTYE8L
剑鬼：情人节任务……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzixS88EUF
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKs1vCUgHIi
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLgcFxvBBe
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrxhdGA0Cc
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgNl7crvUB
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGIda9xlyY
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkO3PtfNhz
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mzPTTieOJ
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo00u0wN3i0
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLPSbOXy4X
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XdgPYrqR1
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiDOtzCA33
佑哥&剑鬼：……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZr6KPlYz5t
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq15dfpt0D
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNVI7ViIjm
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3Lspf7eSW
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdkgK3abg1
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxFG1U9yaf
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmnQzSXQNe
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvXGFoEmqO
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYyLNvTodi
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJPM7f9ND3
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LHBPcFsc4
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeQuF3jgvU
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPKTZYbuwG
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYXhM429JA
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagcpxqDAdl
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMMK3svi33
公子：和千里做的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ417XfxugZI
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNgaHGUHfY
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLsh9utyFy
战无伤：靠！无耻！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzT7YQsh2zj
（N个城外的某个角落）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iHggtdd71
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjtOdjhYHw
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eZw1HlV0A
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzd3tXFkduy
御天：那就滚远点！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvHO6lPspb
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如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eQn2mJ5JN
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj99KOmo1y4
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABuVOzyDVB
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVBltEx5s8
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDGS5LJSGC
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdjM3Ul69n
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTU2VHYh0S
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiqLlWBhKE
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmKJ627CHP
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYhmuyT9bW
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEnNahoS9P
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWxAzIEplb
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufNtCec4KX
佑哥：……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rpG2KnPjp
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR8ljApJtz
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御天：QAQ55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLcBmPxiHT
战无伤：怎么了？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSpMkpRnSN
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiv9Z96FqGg
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcV9GyZ9Ah
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnJ31Dr65l
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDsVrFsetJ
御天：家里的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydUC65POCB
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYhfA93rHu
御天：对啊，我也不想的！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjOKrTU47p
战无伤：[蜡烛]55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFbrLolqfM
（过了几天）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGWq2jqG1x
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5mYlAtEtG
战无伤：他又怎么你了？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5bvMbu7US
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfxSZa1Tds
战无伤：[蜡烛]55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1GgQwPDYH
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBotXA45elP
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZi4ec9weV
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT3r8F2mTX
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm29NbVasV
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZt4ZZ60J6
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4c8UuAari
小雷：嗯嗯。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvYheLun2y
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81TibaQaHb
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccr2ohKJW6
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuON0dKfHeN
千里突然有了深深的危机感。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2dTdWBvDQ
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLWzx9pB7x
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8qJxnYB6k
佑哥：……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovCr0nKirG
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sKkadtGR0
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVcFfIBoVd
佑哥：……这是啥？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fSyb3mPWN
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxizpKZlNZ
佑哥：……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcQEN5sA7F
众人突然有了深深的危机感。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOXvqvZwlA
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FREETALK55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4o1wTsG8a
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4JgDk43W3
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrnAuYzqcL
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGw47q13kx
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFiuCP2S8T
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC50xCsyIs5
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqZ3tMOFhV
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfTgLU8qXj
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXq7SL1uEl
以上~55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpinUQC2vPx
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