1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQyHAokW46
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漂流：又迷路了吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6eKvQReGe
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE95qg7RQlG
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdXNDMzBlj
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhS6AOWIhh6
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fQ2GwsCPO
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJgXso5g4N
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp071FMIlPu
御天：QAQ68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthL1gcnRSN
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsSKNCBCRQ
左手&右手一齐点头。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7FoCFsTzL
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpCS6FbJLU
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqy1IMrMTq
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡad3Ub0kzps
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyiHyfNshj
小雷：好~68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOpcqL8A0l
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENJUukunxA
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7h62Dstfy
御天：擦！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoVSP6xwlU
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZAvaKGhOZ
战无伤：擦！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nEDLVXFNK
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZhekjUXiX
众人：擦！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cmP1w3HLS
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxbuMfXTUH
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDV479tgpVH
战无伤&御天：我也……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Q63n7CHGV
剑鬼笑而不语。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoNWp2AzHr
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboX46OgaRt
众人：擦！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5UdfdyioF
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZI2AwUxOa
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLK2dzh2xK
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9G9VkBZqI
众人：切~68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbm7npumBU2
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAayKFjrUzi
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7Co9zjwFx
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbh2Xjp9YN
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkggKqAzV3
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXR5ffUt4RF
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIctSEuGrGI
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXhWXmEiJh
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ppEF1lZ0i
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8tex5Yb5G
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wwgJrJ5VW
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJcBFNS4Mg
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThjSJ1yP1p
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTKgU2ZCzP
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYSR4seDe9
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3、和漂流一起做任务。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfJ7511zh5
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wNGD0Ttrm
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFtADDSYll
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDnzYCKi0t
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8TUyy0MQl
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7J9o5IH48
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCF5wmzYQB
千里：嘿嘿。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQRCkj7aXB
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKqFEfXYha
千里&剑鬼：好。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xKHSV1a4r
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzfZYkr7Yq
佑哥：包在我身上了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wrpoz2vqs
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wq1yuNsDF
御天：我，我。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SOu2AtSH4
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ztm4xtKIc
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamZmwek6iV
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73zj8iTuPy
御天：……QAQ68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gTuFFHj6k
公子：好了，那就出发吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt6ygyQkfi
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdTE1MsWVL
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGITwT2LjU
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xL6zi6GA2
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sCbqo17cd
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKO4w4i5KkK
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAf8CQ5ZZcZ
御天：……QAQ68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3tiCPscxJ
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQl7v8ktLo
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYDrDKX10I
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMtBdsvnbb
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lRk2OClxK
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKFSzNrb2c
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU2mI5pc62
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gsJPkq0WD
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnyztsm14l
御天：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvu7iNM2ze8
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIxsKRICJ1
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHukH8EFTtr
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7klTDZr1Nx
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Fvhyu06D7
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6EPEHjiQY
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT1netQM9V
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LBVSzqvLV
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7on4YaQzps
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpc79tqWEGj
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXERw5WGG5
（佣兵团频道内）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJa8z7kll2K
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkCirZlPaV
众人：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkPHRx0F22
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hOtDJjFwo
千里：就是。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo25sRbBJGo
众人：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmxJWhECqU
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSN3uwAOHV
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uog3vrwnd
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKq8jZTRt3t
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQzMxaQXRk
御天：靠！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo28z1x9kNe
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsTria7O8j
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkzuUhBn3D
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6nJsLMTVV
剑鬼：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYSi5jpmVW
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDSVpPSvLd
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdRFYbnfzJ
众人：擦！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIa7YjnVEJI
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwUckuFyc8
剑鬼：任务怎么接？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PNpDkdRGt
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2QfCA3xBC
战无伤：是指那个吗？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZYxq4moSS
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9oawVnQ7r
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEQxWyHd3f
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazT7INkvfQ
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51rFrPltgs
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeokJmviicE
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9VLPwsKa6
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYu453koEPK
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0oJHusRCr
剑鬼：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetAxLlGLaL
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbajJZhrjCv
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hb5mMnZGD
战无伤：擦！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHZHq1nA5C
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6m7geubzo
佑哥：擦！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrB8rqtkj6E
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPNwD7AVtu
佑哥：再去试试看呗。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiOGuILA8f
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKy830qA8s1
剑鬼：情人节任务……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaD8wymL9i6
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82LsWPnHFk
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDApPETithd
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rAVXCgcY1
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUckje5oie
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvd228eGcUz
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNiRpGMKdk
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSl3de420z
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AekC6dCFv
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfe02xeljmi
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne8ERzkxK4
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRSr95EkJv
佑哥&剑鬼：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FJbvydwb3
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PmUbrFpWk
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgQO5OsAH3
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1FG9b8f5m
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNNo2ctdvC
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSx4x4ra57m
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoqyUkotB0
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwmygcghKL
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ttfUoFUnq
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMdAkLkrBv
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhDcP7IyyO
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBm2e6Z8uYe
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFuxiFd3tb
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUihKocDq32
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7POwhcOug
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPMgV4ru31
公子：和千里做的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoSHTFTTBd
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXf3PrExvAi
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JHi5gphC3
战无伤：靠！无耻！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGjEfRvxE7
（N个城外的某个角落）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibnZKNuUNg
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvyURu50Wv
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2coftsxMHO
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyudLpksMz
御天：那就滚远点！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mntJVe6zF
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* 补充：68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90Tawh5wEQ
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxCjHxmJnD
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcatpvhAqnk
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HWrBp4kiE
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySz3TzyBmO
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjaruOhgSs
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4XJwK3YyM
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VqObSa6hc
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrE09c1cili
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmVEPbrgkb
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54foabuZw3
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzgc9uKrjz
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhx7VRvvQIp
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4SDg8RsIf
佑哥：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOIlG4X1zn
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJq7tF9Yef
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御天：QAQ68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybvLCnCt5L
战无伤：怎么了？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzwLMOvFKs
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5ThDr07Nf
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5kBbjIns2
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfRnYIDWPX
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnkKYcyHxK
御天：家里的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3m0IdjxDHQ
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6u8fmrUAI
御天：对啊，我也不想的！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCYoFFTaSH
战无伤：[蜡烛]68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQxQZ78wsi
（过了几天）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRf9ZLGZex
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYbOLuEsSS
战无伤：他又怎么你了？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDZX9JcJUz
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZFK94koza
战无伤：[蜡烛]68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cbePAYIBg
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfUxtYYwMT
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQGSa6j8lX
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSTcrR1L60
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNES3YK0jk
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4trnsmNTaV
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCufV6EFP4B
小雷：嗯嗯。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68ucQOs37R
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSb7r27sC4p
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjRBkg0p92
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8INsYskoVl
千里突然有了深深的危机感。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQxn5S3cKY
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGmJotfa0V
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hlhXxaJuI
佑哥：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsI1SQQ6U8
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWi6butCYE
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfLIevOgmD
佑哥：……这是啥？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ErW5CqCne
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllrnuUybI2
佑哥：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hh0imLSRk
众人突然有了深深的危机感。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDF6BZmPCKA
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FREETALK68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgKveYw3uW
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yecbnSh9Y
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVE1vUXG4e
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrD5eE55rgM
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt73s0kqjvP
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucQDYurDis
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrFcACdDue
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIInzs3xiZb
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATx12JXXL1
以上~68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiZz2Ul58i
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