1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivnS9BpGak
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漂流：又迷路了吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyhKJ9KPXG
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83UPxtMgKj
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUuc2DBI3s
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQeTphDzpr
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKqHcImQSt
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYUqLdtj61
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UhOHdSdhL
御天：QAQ95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xdPrJMHtl
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlBpTiByfw
左手&右手一齐点头。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnJUIoGj0e
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszAAmpjfIn
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRdU40l1NE
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLxZOkiY2z
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllEjKblRMK
小雷：好~95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxGrM2V6Y7
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06ZonEkEr4
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bKa5wGe0X
御天：擦！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ckWg8JjoQ
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3kJHHNhTj
战无伤：擦！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPs8bSgppF
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSWX9IkYxf
众人：擦！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBElu0NRS3
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcLMZJUBMt
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GzX9jCDmr
战无伤&御天：我也……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWv1lA420k
剑鬼笑而不语。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYnGWEFIUR
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUNkxvAZdp
众人：擦！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvTZfUQ43g
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpbq8CmTv4
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0QXlAaOTO
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyQtXZXq6l
众人：切~95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCO0VIcMDJ
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9taY96S4S
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQoPuv0X5I
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSwiQwTTmZ
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1871JPKfYP
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxO1y8WgfDm
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapJsWqF3Cw
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTl1g1jUB9I
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpuOdttyZK
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEbivwakYh
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NR2SFlVeQ
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4TOzz93Vl
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPs5zyujkz
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBOa973zjo
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmiPR57sxA
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3、和漂流一起做任务。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfYZwRWvVo
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NzLmKRMPc
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveKItPjWnG
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8alv5hHYsE
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DSnGknORD
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrbeariiiq
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYl6xNAfvED
千里：嘿嘿。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cof8unRBB
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVZMHKsJR1
千里&剑鬼：好。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjdcWREejZ
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCbJvH6DSC
佑哥：包在我身上了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXspYNE5PtM
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfodFABbgnO
御天：我，我。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGup70SlIye
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6xM5j1BUR
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOn4MAMYmid
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFi7pDhzmvh
御天：……QAQ95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61QVWDOLrJ
公子：好了，那就出发吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVJudhjbzt
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56eVDhIFqn
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKTCuKBGjp
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhmaFP3a49
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScnCSIcM1s
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLVhQd9nXA
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Vh1LlsYeG
御天：……QAQ95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcerdDmWHmX
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEPnI3JcCR
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9KEjZ1ByZ
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQAzQ6aMGV
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jYDpVcn9O
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4aOmTFn6g
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh3ojUn6lJ
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWB4GTbTgz
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOomSiRZwhi
御天：……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIb8d60Gxj
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqk7Au2C1Q
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcPRwg9H4F
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWCqDr8Jr6
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEGH6Q4oF2
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVql5uOz07
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5rCJIgvdu
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCXaItQwEt
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBDqJsmzZh
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rNWJcTWyz
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjg3HxKLjO
（佣兵团频道内）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43TUNPVBy5
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UziMC7CTg
众人：……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOHeNMWQpA
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJlCxolD6y
千里：就是。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRQljEUh7j
众人：……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyJ9QkVlmG
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpAF0JLLbo
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OYpUKDGaq
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz412QqZFje
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpso2fsfGpy
御天：靠！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzoHVVXEl0
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL82tKs0sP0
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRT6G00Ax1x
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkSpHTQIWn
剑鬼：……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi75ol11aiX
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FF9M6mOyF
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZoqnHmr74
众人：擦！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoX5EQcTcs
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGbjntHPNs
剑鬼：任务怎么接？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTjj92BRnR
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfv5WeeHef
战无伤：是指那个吗？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnUBpmtlkh
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfnKnWX5Ei
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7AIIZ4D1p
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pxezLiRNY
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOzxYgxKAF
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWx3q8nGHat
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0l16O3I74u
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAF7tROLsxZ
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMM6LJPlLiZ
剑鬼：……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsipKYoCTG
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqClzFpZTY
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOGCmpRBnY
战无伤：擦！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWZlvnluDj
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKc6Q6faVP
佑哥：擦！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUO1FOAk719
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkYZ32QoIy
佑哥：再去试试看呗。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPlOgU9ghK
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bBhjdtH28
剑鬼：情人节任务……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbNXnJ88lS
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyhhDUAK4g
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJjPtkIGxu
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVSoLKbhRm
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqqUrjJ8UC
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Y9uAt3pN7
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOiDInY30S
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ14DYgckcv
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0mjr1dhN2
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSrBfyG4CN
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGbvz5zMKp
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcrDFH3cVQ
佑哥&剑鬼：……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAmyCcFe6T
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjV4fCfLAg
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4Tj8FyMpX
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHHPrmp3Z3
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcriWs3vUmU
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnuIzC1OMq
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUc4jVBnC7P
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcZlSBmJsa
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIV0ojGAnJ8
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3YyWXw0hq
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSKjRHWH1j
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxWqxFIgg5
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlcG6uA3bz
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPvXSE9fKO
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUP32jA1Ghk
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6f2iilIGg
公子：和千里做的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGV5r9sDwsy
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31wSP9B0p1
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx91BX0ly8I
战无伤：靠！无耻！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWE5d4SVZDE
（N个城外的某个角落）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvS0XwNGe5
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzd7s5EW3N
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoRy0bIPpF
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDypar7gPh
御天：那就滚远点！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTecrjlufvS
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* 补充：95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiG81pWzpeO
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvKXRxBdnT
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wZ4gO9efA
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcCuDixRol
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbJlQPchwN
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1YJMP6RNR
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNifywgiTu
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnxyoiifpw
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJtQtyz9SO
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60Ml5CJRVn
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83rRupyLwI
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfygkoXE13
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCd0OXtik7W
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2k9Ob0VKq
佑哥：……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdmFePlZwO
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP92PoyQrdQ
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御天：QAQ95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuKdILG4u8
战无伤：怎么了？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeRscr5RBX
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5IjgIfr5e
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7y7wa1WQRG
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVnQlfz9am
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3c1OrOP2L5
御天：家里的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxG0BUdprBq
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ968a3C2E3v
御天：对啊，我也不想的！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FIADC0tnH
战无伤：[蜡烛]95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNFQ7q3nKO
（过了几天）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIkAzrFjNo
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAk30wdtqu
战无伤：他又怎么你了？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8v100PAKG
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCsT74oUpf
战无伤：[蜡烛]95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJto4shpbLv
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jlwjzeNUP
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6QuGmeKAQ
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg97YaUu1KG
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OqEw9Gird
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnRJ6A8GxK
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnbuPKjCyc
小雷：嗯嗯。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxY6FTOknB0
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVIHYcmqMc
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdO6omcxQP
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYvQN2O3Dg
千里突然有了深深的危机感。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqYqV2mjcR
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZfd965kfc
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYl8G0hNIEz
佑哥：……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDinsqkrkRj
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoUAKvNNsZ
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dKVs4307C
佑哥：……这是啥？95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWk3rz6Z8Xg
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlK9aYtcnh
佑哥：……95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGd3Kx4RHTi
众人突然有了深深的危机感。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjQD0V7Ec3
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FREETALK95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vZ93k8o6c
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHUOteatZx
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhu9dRUKXU
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8Zw6ARhJs
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH91xNsVPOV
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtSFtMcnS8
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9d04xs7U8I
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzRjD7tnUn
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQQhmFFcWF
以上~95Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohlP5HdGau
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