各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbR7cGwngk
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1、医院56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uQ0BzdN0o
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQZddKiOsI
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtazga0t4j
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RQdDC0imt
周：！！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSBbBD5pCL
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoThS6c31u
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5wjixh2m4
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcAVgMtNl2
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡas81CGbwbt
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmC58kElPUd
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriRxDLFjC0
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgzZQPsMKQ
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kK76w014v
江波涛夺门而出。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdDj4DUBw6
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2、该说江户还是幕府？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Kblot1Cwf
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzGxbrF8wr
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iMIxXxuJR
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLG8F7PYEX
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW6TjToc9i
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfbEYjiTgN
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2oPekvwb1
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5vc5IaBVt
周：……（以色侍君吗？）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmURTdhIAl
孙：不是的！我没有！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTTJslKPb8
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekIS7hMXyk
孙：是！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQWWgfU6Bd
周：……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSOewN8ZJm
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZIQeFiQZg
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCcRXJMX8J
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9qqnp3t9L
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3、孙半仙和周客人56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XJuYi8THx
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoN3Xhuy3g
周：……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJhSBOJr9j
孙：客人你要算啥？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuHepSj2r8
周：……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6JPuGih1Z
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bLbjA8L50
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡap4z9rhBMe
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolxqiebRVS
周：……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPqAUwnOgC
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaNN2qYhCm
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpM0YGTdZDP
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVGGm3cAdz
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjWP061JBo
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLm1Fhn4Ma
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQoQyB1b9o
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavEHgO4l1I
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1、灵异故事56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAgJFDBclZ
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXXeoOZvxa
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5L8kZ6wRg
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAPUSb5rhU
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTTBMPsZeT
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2、言情故事56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtt5fpeIMR
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIjafwKBbu
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcspCO4Mi6i
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNLLR81EZD
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3、英雄故事56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9FKyu4fn8
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CadpPcmDB
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSFH7Knl1S
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd56x0z23D
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzJSTGTk5j
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MFgm0RiBr
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrCmge4rxA
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nvAMThBjl
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpONb8rTyu
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAUMUbWq17
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHl3ZmiXs0H
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7VcCOeeDr
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJd7gfX0WzI
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMH4Qfna9o
吴启&吕泊远：不会！56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6HHepxO1M
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSZuDNDF2a
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8oQ1zSzMI
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrb8on8KMWj
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEiRqSNgXd
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小周和二翔丘56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jRtYqaTEL
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOyayz5Hkh
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVJxRorrqF
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUqcVlpp3N
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMitZigxu2
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMXEJyI3jt
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTe7tZTZDBZ
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hmY6WrMII
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyG7jQBQRXK
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQhbmk2LLP
二翔丘：阿呜。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNJHkS5cEU
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEXyX2UOMV
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOm4oUConv
后来，小周收服了小明虫。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNLDAdHH8r
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FPj9DN3Wl
后来，小周收服了江波波。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5V9jqItPZ
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiM9Pqze3p
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。56Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0Ely4hUxW
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！