各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvg2hizPClv
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1、医院48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGo22NlCHV
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RDJ8dYIIG
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxX601UQU5
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoSQxkL5r0
周：！！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXgr2kgXlf
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkQA7668HV
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KqIBppEWy
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHiubdoX6A
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYMPuVggyb
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7z08WiKQw
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WhDYqwanf
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfY5ztgFT4t
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxexD6dFWtw
江波涛夺门而出。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJMG0OuxJL
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2、该说江户还是幕府？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqbMqlwdZR
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5DCeJSOYy
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMwzCwZvmn
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WxC23E1p4
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVlzrYKH0l
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBDE7PoZY2
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZKJgvF1RJ
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGtcP4f0HC
周：……（以色侍君吗？）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvZDeXPEon
孙：不是的！我没有！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYpz9B9COk
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d0EGNF2Rm
孙：是！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjNb1BBIFU
周：……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhTjAmmH35
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgKRoXmIa2
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHK0BOQ964S
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0ea2Qg1e3
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3、孙半仙和周客人48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuZ3RRj8Xt
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DNG3t7wY6
周：……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmaXWgnAIu
孙：客人你要算啥？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvRJtorG5d
周：……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRId7kuso1
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrR8ZBXatY
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSic1Tp7vP
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hONSEEi15
周：……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EwDENouwN
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWliGb3BI6p
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6AVYGk2RH
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1wqbQjZ7j
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kp3S33oed
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6CKaXaWyo
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAG09Zp6Mi
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCSlnpoN60
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1、灵异故事48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcqJs4exvs
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQnzumE40c
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YsKaKWmPV
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lMN7ZwQYC
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ngQ1QiPbT
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2、言情故事48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOubVLRQmfX
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzkdSCpTz1
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDYhUii6in
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsOyCdwbAj
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3、英雄故事48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHkVhOvC6K
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48HvB5Lom1
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2PxCR5BaT
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduDMsXmOu3
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SO5cg06WK
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPbjOiYQtX
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLOe0ooiOl
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoFJCDZhFb
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHu7Mb26YO
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOhk8GDYmg
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPuvcG5XeP
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwutgLKFVmW
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtlmSiewuH
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyl7Bn7iYI
吴启&吕泊远：不会！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrOZN4FY7w
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6GeOswgMC
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhESSHMa4zj
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WlBTpdfRv
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVFVvHJYh6
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小周和二翔丘48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfYyaHcuXe
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzGXs3t3w8
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZi2Vg7MnH
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1v4CJIGPAj
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUjVSYk0NH
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzupLFe0kS7
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCyyoneN8Y
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANpmwf889x
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AGIZVBdV2
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRCRyZvz8g
二翔丘：阿呜。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnZHhSDnLg
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNAw3p5QKP
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzseUApDsv3
后来，小周收服了小明虫。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXjPcnE9OI
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91A1ak0mgp
后来，小周收服了江波波。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3yxbxCdIy
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwONlhLU4e
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMdwAkN1Xv
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！