各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PdvHVD0DK
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1、医院68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjBrNvMMNz
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KuOvCabpB
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ugCE9wzpY
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCPoUhwaoA
周：！！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJftsqzzi4
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgNBuErylT
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleYDt0JgAl
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7U1TDR5LL
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVOYsggyGE
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHJGFeKFiw
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWyFvcUpVG
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtMQqMDEa0
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxOYjB2F2t
江波涛夺门而出。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVrkeQBFyY
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2、该说江户还是幕府？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzD1vJrjzu
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpvTqVhc6x
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ166row3HNz
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjYR2DmCzb
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xr8J6An6P
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TSe4cf15R
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWKyTYyZV5
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasdYZliOzB
周：……（以色侍君吗？）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVebrloWs5z
孙：不是的！我没有！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHqFlTWVmg
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJHUnwi6E7
孙：是！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkY3uJQv7v2
周：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9BKUeMuBJ
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR6h7a0d82
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yrGsgcdWc
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4NOlKfftn
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3、孙半仙和周客人68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDasGa74uGw
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4bVbJ1oxQ
周：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTxVOWueQQ
孙：客人你要算啥？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktveGRaQLm
周：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4E329WMFv
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbt30fpzjhU
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPo91uJDev
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mbhu3TI9K
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孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ93Lb9s7Fi
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfG2zeXPHBW
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIY03qQJdmW
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5yqeuO9x6
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyG1WZ6P2G0
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡet5efV219u
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIBySTqQit
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1、灵异故事68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOljuuUIj2s
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldNaQqIaA3
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BD6SCfA63
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq2W6na8yz
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRIXHes1Jm
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2、言情故事68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1UmDiCt6K
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FRnaDAPmF
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDE8wKkZyvC
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSk5l18Ao1
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3、英雄故事68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg14MLPQ05Q
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDePumipZE0
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7SqkgnjlZ
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqOiVcaFf9
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7tfZDEtE0
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTEb1XqmdL
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3X2k5xXTq
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfa9xdww75
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezMgO7Wvvo
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZsEd4L9Ys
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCxOWFVJeQ
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCk77dsXue
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHfJmDQ40n
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMjucY5CKM
吴启&吕泊远：不会！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwzvTMt8Jv
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9rk0gi3Gb
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxvD67BZD1
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoG8JF4EXw
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcw1tqlhkJ3
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小周和二翔丘68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwscpwwK7uZ
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7FFtDI0Ms
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktEkReMIkN
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbPvb01S8e
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVFGmEKPDW
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmPI1pdxps
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPTsjjeRij
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWXNmHyIDa
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKeJNjLvyH
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQHdNhJuU1
二翔丘：阿呜。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Paj48r4q1
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SCJmkrOl8
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi5QGtXZzu
后来，小周收服了小明虫。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk5LUixuZq
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQsSJJyw3N
后来，小周收服了江波波。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡri2yB2BqGP
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlpZG3Zte5
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCog0lxGwX
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！