各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyNmKQycXo
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1、医院36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWwAWdjTE7
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDr6vAVSmd
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqViYk4HSs
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTJ9cw1qIR
周：！！36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOGPzXcdrZ
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPLTPM7kOX
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4ckVjZIBl
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00wngnyO6E
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ssOu02DCO
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0J6Jwo8z5
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIPNCBXio7
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtl9nXbsCe
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWShgkcapQl
江波涛夺门而出。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc64iNMp4tU
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2、该说江户还是幕府？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjwCGx3VYc
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVX2YiIXU5z
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESR3ul2dbI
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9nfwUzBFi
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KOR8WdUO7
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bXtPCWskS
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHT5zUMi1r
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuLYVr7D12
周：……（以色侍君吗？）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HEC2lVhpG
孙：不是的！我没有！36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVeexwnWTC
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd22jzWj7rC
孙：是！36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJCjSFZteK
周：……36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJ93V8EA9o
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Y8ut8wPco
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlpGaw9t7C
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6iqpn34Sj
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3、孙半仙和周客人36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8VNlKWHgx
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuVh9GdRU6
周：……36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnRzSTmvTG
孙：客人你要算啥？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRHhQA4mbC
周：……36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIs3vfqxOx
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmn80BYIXyl
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRs1Y4lsN0G
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaIKwms4PB
周：……36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRwZ2JDD1C
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPVbZyfMGt
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdl3esgn2WH
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6h1LrcMstW
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEcl1gzxlf
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDM4BVM9WQ9
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJ8g8BhQHu
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CWUy9j4vz
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1、灵异故事36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9OVzTpYqX
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdfAPi2ncc
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAdGgG4Q09
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZLMwxMmD5
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6CcL6prP0
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2、言情故事36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHhnTsCGsY
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAzYuT5cnH
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItewEYdD0w
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuQ2oS2Qu4
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3、英雄故事36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFVaGrwvhN
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsChvuKWTXI
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtt9F5WonzD
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGDXguGKBW
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGWZCxX5ue
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuerD4hbvs
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1eM7LU6Ac
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8IGGfHeta
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvjUDlOiz8
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZf6awW3PG4
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFw1vF1H6m
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqALJLlhKyP
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18MvtvqFQJ
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyUbOmntP8
吴启&吕泊远：不会！36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tiKGV4R61
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivQuAYceuA
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpC5zbHmpfa
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31oRyNaOAN
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4x6z0PmXs
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小周和二翔丘36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8r9dt1XXqk
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrLzrylm8e
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpgRRL6Ujb
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTldvoBU2w
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoNBSfOfVO
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkT00OOILmh
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJT8sAq7I1
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PqhJJ53HL
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWbTmhDnm0
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZ3So4ITqV
二翔丘：阿呜。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXKolM81zr
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOT6iqw8gVo
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1W2zXJZRU
后来，小周收服了小明虫。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXs0XGRBbt
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4DPjNTqex
后来，小周收服了江波波。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF6qKuwCEI
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aiiE5eiwf
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuRbEJU10v
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！