各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdYo2LE8Pd
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1、医院66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFdSolDttH
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXynrHF3dr
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVpEgs24m6
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxAk0jSNWF
周：！！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Jvz0Ex6up
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZn1nMKd4p
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYRawP4Flo
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbNhblZCyD
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKrcZQQLvY
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaKGLJBmCl
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQ1LZvLwOX
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nHDHzKDUd
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcW7wc0370x
江波涛夺门而出。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdUH8rs7dJ
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2、该说江户还是幕府？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NVRkphzeM
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdW7ck8BvBP
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hJbXB1eIn
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nEESEEoSb
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4nQDT9cc9
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeL3QFtoevA
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JQvPGcxzu
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAU7WP9S0tm
周：……（以色侍君吗？）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQQB2KZWoN
孙：不是的！我没有！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRFrxin2uj
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtlFeEThfD
孙：是！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0PilJi5o9
周：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXHpc7SKxC
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslG4xJliVm
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2hWwwQra3
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQOHZiKMVX
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3、孙半仙和周客人66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkinJiGvnW
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAaWWnVlUC
周：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2VIhfgE2k
孙：客人你要算啥？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqbqiXRBTf
周：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIleifAsWaK
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlJv663zMg
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWbASogLcZ
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcJhKxDUtf
周：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7lMdI8fm3
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMeBisUbJI
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPP3Hi4oBW
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciSb4tJ3gq
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZq6WSQ3m2I
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBGn4syLum
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIZJi1M3a4
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hsFtZgV6u
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1、灵异故事66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sniiaKqA7
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO2zDHKHlP
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJQrWwoVwl
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGWYHK4msu
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70RFeuWkOg
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2、言情故事66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXetcxtZo2
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FRGV1ggbu
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7vqRC7P6e
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5cSaVRDmq
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3、英雄故事66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFQmk16LO8
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjFQ6N3bFW
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkrMv8cijm
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUep7tG9BVs
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEqEbNSCzk
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqtz2sIhKX
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSaZQg0std
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEyXk21m81
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfjjK3qz5I
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCHowwKMbK
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pi8zPQr2M
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLFEfkQcx7
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocje1UX2X1
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpkYSjakqH
吴启&吕泊远：不会！66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM8vKZ9oBG
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76z8fKMwDz
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyldI04UyY4
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXq8UWDT1C
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmIGs8ANu6
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小周和二翔丘66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaHUaWy24D
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJben60lliw
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklSeBi3eGc
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3jKU4cONV
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzatJvUzBp
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdGKHzPgFV
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVA9kEPf17v
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjvTsEsseN
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3Bvx2rjIL
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYO9voh7xSB
二翔丘：阿呜。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5t8fjKyQT
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEsBVGLfRj
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamaTzjZFiX
后来，小周收服了小明虫。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFR94mY68m
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMuiu0rXuB
后来，小周收服了江波波。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgvDyatred
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VTzrd599s
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。66Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sDTLuYRQ1
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！