各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡir0GtIZF4e
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1、医院49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEE7WxWzm6
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPR72FiLxsX
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVJunWiGAK
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8uDnfvm1F
周：！！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ClyNmsPby
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzJ9MkbQq8
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvgKiAkk2W
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteo0uNPLps
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8W3JKnIGeQ
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81OYF4gz01
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhWAJH9ZxS
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFqxDG19mk
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZ6IIJEPSa
江波涛夺门而出。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMgb4xjO3h
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2、该说江户还是幕府？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpePjFOJeo
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBynDk6Kus
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtPY4X8GQY
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdclNXEkda
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUQzswE1AJ
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DcFqFt7r6
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwRgsFFg4K
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJTKR5a6Fu
周：……（以色侍君吗？）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpe2kbYiZjP
孙：不是的！我没有！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzecE8rJGQ
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkhZk8R9gP
孙：是！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuXvozsCFj
周：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM6LQF3fmH
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycnORoCedp
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DNLCPlc1X
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1H8fdG4DtK
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3、孙半仙和周客人49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3L76PA4eKj
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhZIpg52kT
周：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLkRZN8C9V
孙：客人你要算啥？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREkH9u7THb
周：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uFPTrMFX0
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9ZD4Bhr3F
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOXiGLPYLU
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHx4pIMxE4
周：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSdzefRCYQ
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCGMFDPnXy
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxFDc339tE
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjhmpMAnPv
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvxTer0G2g
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpaFcAywTs
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAwhLBgZpd
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3fRQdjliy
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1、灵异故事49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTENLd6zDLP
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGUPz4iCyB
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA32muWplL0
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7DhNe7B6m
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj2NB8xeWL
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2、言情故事49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Rk8MXVMAX
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOCFqxmmmr
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoihg1F0hf4
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSAffxjbWg
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3、英雄故事49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXg3OkcICzA
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiyQbBKgZm
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZcfFOJteL
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXVxE5jjsO
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKcRbVNCV4
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmURumsR5X
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBN1QyM8gQL
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTWFzp6Ut4
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnvJ8iOUt5
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4x7WLBlLv
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFpgIW5Kb7
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6e5Vx6QJnr
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6E4axpYVT
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHDcbtXD2W
吴启&吕泊远：不会！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXFRIJ010D
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4uubB32Fa
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenPtZlSnbw
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSla7DxwXGA
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikpAzQDKVg
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小周和二翔丘49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWxoEpkkZL
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKORdtCv9ZO
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nnLPwDm4f
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDWnUiMzRa
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6D63x0OMC2
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGUSWHdJ8V
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsas1fPmdt3
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBXM94ezpo
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMjujO5BuL
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9l7qxSRcmP
二翔丘：阿呜。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLHCwsK5aE
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYp0kWK8FJ
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxdln68SgP
后来，小周收服了小明虫。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDkj4GHVG1
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINkNfXi0O1
后来，小周收服了江波波。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXx4XTEfLKM
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYhDbIvytS
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2G6xo91u8
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！