各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UvptCO0vB
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1、医院67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEygFDrKo7
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGm5mExOEc
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcXvtd0Lrz
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pxUqi7UYi
周：！！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpG99AASEC
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMSmWb6W33
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfuTAiujvR
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yQ7wcqobJ
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNnjghFn56
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7l6S8UdZyb
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4InRaaISsa
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGleXaCFfH
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXd2zG7KJmL
江波涛夺门而出。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPwqudtx8M
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2、该说江户还是幕府？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IAalg4qdu
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowBq6PqbFP
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwencs8luPf
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIGXXm9jUM
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaA6rBHv2zw
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj7jKo4CGz
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqbNWz6ioD
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jIjhzc8DX
周：……（以色侍君吗？）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztiUMkJT5i
孙：不是的！我没有！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpDkgBwzFG
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiFYeUeCGt
孙：是！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9c7YbDs1ek
周：……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX48Sg8jkyt
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNy80uf7Odl
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUV4OyGvG3p
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IW9dfVQ9C
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3、孙半仙和周客人67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7Ns6C3Pnk
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BNik5SFz5
周：……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KyuTta0w9
孙：客人你要算啥？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0DI3yLnUI
周：……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5ZdPqDHB1
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5iosEAcGQ
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Zs0Ew5XHQ
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBhIokFoig
周：……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq9MdhUgMT
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeF87osUhrp
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltjd26EngA
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXswHt17tD
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdCfhd9YAt
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFi7PBgCfR
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQsW2t93QH
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuugDNXo2D
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1、灵异故事67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVtAubVSeh
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPGuLyNSjn
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRsD6z8t3a
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJt5cY4GhL
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQfv15QDgC
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2、言情故事67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YJ6E5xabt
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNfdEaSl9I
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdtK4yO9j6
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UWlmjpnWf
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3、英雄故事67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzVIzFu6yO
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpxPsJUO84
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAL4gSXmPWZ
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAPRtMgBqe
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCeHgs9XXl
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ilJdlc7jL
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5uwlzGCdt
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiXQpLtYUf
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWRJ8Df7Dr
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLsYGc02R3
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiMyi34dCp
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpkoiVWh2d
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1Fvvvl0bU
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWCDzkCn6q
吴启&吕泊远：不会！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1CuuXVecn
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzZqxbXslD
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVZG7QsFLe
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lHKYl6Q9m
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLFRJpN9cW
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小周和二翔丘67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoRj6cdsWk
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTRBLnMD3U
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1770pxPgZ
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRaKgVBgtk
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbBVVYq6Oe
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7JdGqbnE2
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvJsb4XvJr
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCrokyUeo8
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmO7xgXRit
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcvNgsdy3W
二翔丘：阿呜。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF6KSmAUIL
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWswasmuXG
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYdqwDC7Ca
后来，小周收服了小明虫。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsDMZvJXKv
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamVLWsSAg8
后来，小周收服了江波波。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52ZXcvZucM
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhf6OBI2SGe
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOFB2aa29S
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！