各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKuZEiLGs5
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1、医院38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspGXtcch2W
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolpfKXHR4X
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjyN2yTo6k
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBL9TJzjh6
周：！！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Tr709BTji
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwO1eejTq4
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gB4Me5kfy
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuVx5tawCo
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlU99TFTLBX
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVw0OrzFgYQ
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3582YQ4J1H
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwziw9tBoGW
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4SYsULAUg
江波涛夺门而出。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ozCkFN0Of
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2、该说江户还是幕府？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9RI6ITQb3
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OypaTuhq7
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2B5gYDSPh
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0CYwhgtUN
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK997vBaYV
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbKPXfe5Sh
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4mbGCAgb7
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7avnGFAa9E
周：……（以色侍君吗？）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxWS6Vfu65
孙：不是的！我没有！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCazDkNSEK2
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0peaZ94zk
孙：是！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobVDzfwkR0
周：……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhqf25Xp4r
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vMetUHlls
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctWoV7hp7a
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4lj8jAncS
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3、孙半仙和周客人38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmReLiVo3vv
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00Zm3R2RqN
周：……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONDAiOZovp
孙：客人你要算啥？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiLxOWsefP
周：……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMw53JXRYpo
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDj4KdbtU2
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68JjLFm6CD
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HaDkQ4scE
周：……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTGWDp61JH
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMRWOgcQKX
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHP3gqDpF0
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXODVyzvzne
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOluDRTB311
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQ29h4Wflz
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaw1BdCvhLY
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCQYX5seO0
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1、灵异故事38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYbF4GRhI2
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsybJI9hSJr
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMs6m6roug
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlau1EMhMWb
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzM1Jb98VMs
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2、言情故事38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOY4obNqfE
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInXsKhzw42
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjJNMrENVi
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Bur3JyYct
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3、英雄故事38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUPPCY1KMe
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumu2sg6ha5
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjF7RdE4ffp
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqTh1EbVMA
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRP0ZwIMHkf
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRgSL6X53q
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6taGH46dzy
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme2CbEr8bw
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJOLvGkaqO
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQXxeMjqXS
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIasT1O8iQZ
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTtexYNoum
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOJ8g6fQxP
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5688fW6o2
吴启&吕泊远：不会！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vtqKHJUyh
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLNuJ7NpNj
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyQbdSydgt
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIKxV0xNS1
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFIkhf6oWL
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小周和二翔丘38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyoKrRkYEb
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2z85ZJEoa
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQO3a6cKsR
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEsH6L9EVL
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkObU0EiTyV
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwsjL7s7zs
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrO1AJldzL
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaKtbgoQkx
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RliGhsSqp
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGjhf5QpCb
二翔丘：阿呜。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDX8gbNz79v
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2XDd8NXsM
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXi0vx48lz
后来，小周收服了小明虫。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgKKMJOVdb
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR91GEoQMgI
后来，小周收服了江波波。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOrAEROtPH
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEmIvIVXrR
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkLKVpsjbK
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！