各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OkjM2a3y0
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1、医院57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJByTonIXs1
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaLlrYEC6v
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLIjSSV4wS
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLmx3gPhJh
周：！！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7C9qyZbiw
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdQyRojtE9
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXTin7VewB
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0sCrYMaBn
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwVOTPWXxr
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwqqf8IYVc
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJhQ8v3qji
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTD0iFBjhrv
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzk6ezUYZl
江波涛夺门而出。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddisHP56FX
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2、该说江户还是幕府？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjXpOfZ6lO
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQPRP01Vya
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRHCB4kZzn
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZEJrZJU90
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdGssPD8RH
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiBEz9Bxil
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03dVqzSTnF
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2enucUgAy
周：……（以色侍君吗？）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8TWhv5egS
孙：不是的！我没有！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz79dba6LCp
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91A34LsOud
孙：是！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqzIfVivr6
周：……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQ4kvytk7n
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKYALxZ54Z
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImPfEMc8Y2
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFh9NzO9iC
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3、孙半仙和周客人57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yaIqwyqkX
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMMMayklzj
周：……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSQtn8gLhH
孙：客人你要算啥？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdlk3KVlaV
周：……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrGaE90pW3
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP6mdXSfRi
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVKDajKPhT
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfjyznZsSY
周：……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEHNDqriz1
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zB3YBkoww
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxunzgnGjVa
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotmDopsjo5
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2pTB98EWH
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobfB7WHBt3
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG0pU7QhRt
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVtdigNkZl
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1、灵异故事57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdS3kWVJpEY
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFsTfbMAPv
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaNIiKJtdJ
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunmh23ylzT
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhmfYstr2O
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2、言情故事57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYOVZkZq1m
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbmLlrMveO
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5ez4g9UdS
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRZKFzEyH9
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3、英雄故事57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroqYJwO0Dq
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaE8ZIVJYcB
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFxOmED8b3
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIouHSYhls
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHtZQfHeUd
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8IEjX6fjG
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMO4k69byeq
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAq3GY82eWY
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnwUDzhyrs
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvVwpGhBV6
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUWmBZq469
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWdDBFRZDp
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj40XKPJ8g
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeD27LBy0Ey
吴启&吕泊远：不会！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnKMXpn5Jz
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqi0iq1PpPT
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaKjOHAFUP
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡId0k6luALC
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohOrhlQ99E
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小周和二翔丘57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWecHwU2QjE
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JcGNAD0LP
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWEb9pEy7O
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpqwwDRqoc
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDVx5twoao
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbPyBVSnVs
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsYZdN4nxp
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1VsQkepmW
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtqk0EJ1Pd
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRRCsQMuiR
二翔丘：阿呜。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBdjnkonvq
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSPrLsqY3C
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx08SJuqRAL
后来，小周收服了小明虫。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR854aH3NM9
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnxJWdsg2T
后来，小周收服了江波波。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNQNpOJHAC
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtshWE63Gk
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGUlGunkRU
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！