* 白黑。扭曲有，慎入。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJ4Ziccjrl
* 官方50问的kuso衍生，背景可以看成是骑士皇时期，或者请随意想象[喂]。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJSFycdmFk
* 以上，请适者随意食用。PS：欢迎完食者吐槽=w=103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtLnUSjgmt
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安静的办公室里，只有沙沙的书写声和……103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnvrwLc0GK
“啧啧……”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjeykBArcd
鲁路修手中羽毛笔“啪”地一声折断在他面前的文件上，断掉的笔尖在纸张上留下一条歪歪扭扭的黑色痕迹。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeohbzyLVgd
他愤恨地抬头，打算用目光凌迟任何干扰到他的人，却意外地看到躺在沙发上的C.C.左手捧著杂志右手托著披萨用极其怀疑的眼神在审视他。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbU5TbhEEF
鲁路修揉揉额头，按照他的计划，他并没有太多时间可以浪费。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf83wmVnfXP
“好吧，你想说什麽？”鉴於此，他决定单刀直入。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuTUgQzrzR
C.C.摇头。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPK5mIXltL
“你如果还记得我说不要打扰我，就不应该在旁边啧啧有声将近半个小时！”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWTwpw1ZbJ
“世界如此美好，你却如此暴躁，这样不好，不好。”C.C.丢下杂志，冲著他大摇手指。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDDKME1EA9
“你够了，有话快说。”他不知道自己为什麽还没掐死这个女人。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZOnQURdOt
“将来的梦想是‘打到布里塔尼亚’？喂，皇帝鲁路修发表这样的言论真的没问题吧？另外……”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNh4CWPFSnp
C.C.用两只手指拎起那本封面上印著《BriTannia》的杂志。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0TGS7npLH
“呐，鲁路修，接吻时你是低著头的？”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SzlKrvLAw
鲁路修一脸“你到底在说什麽”的茫然表情，在看到那本杂志的时候，皱了下眉。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEmfDwzSGG
“这麽快就出了？拿过来给我看下。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EQmiBVpQ5
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看著鲁路修精彩的表情变化，C.C.重新啃起已经凉透了的披萨──这家夥的表现总是让人充满食欲。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmwEHkd3oq
鲁路修抄起旁边的电话迅猛按下几个数字，责难的语气充满威慑力。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAptdg8udn
“杰雷米亚•哥特瓦尔德！那杂志的采访，我记得我尚未过目，为何已经刊出了？”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXf1ZSLOKpH
片刻沈默後，鲁路修默默挂上电话。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkeROt548o
“一定是他不以为采访有什麽问题喽，不要吹毛求疵嘛，反正皇帝最大。对你提点细节方面的问题只是我个人好奇而已。”C.C.意犹未尽地舔舔手指。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBMOCme7mm
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他太天真了！他怎能对天然到令人绝望的朱雀掉以轻心？103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ccMuwMi51
这样的失策是万万没有料到的。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskzmw2BBnr
只是因为时间安排不同所以分开进行采访，刊出之前应该完全有时间将一切问题扼杀在萌芽状态。但是杰雷米亚……103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvN7kGUBFW
好吧，杰雷米亚并没有错，这些日子无论是工作还是朱雀都让他疲於应付……还是他已经累到忘记了这回事麽？103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP85yNtHnKa
不管怎样，他得找朱雀问个明白。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPX6IxqvPA6
……不行，跟那家夥独处就是自取灭亡……103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GddyRnp9W
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“有人在敲门哟。不用去看一下麽？”C.C.忍不住出声提醒。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQ3zniCSVZ
看了看一个人处於独角戏中的鲁路修，C.C.慢慢悠悠地去打开门，看清门外的人後，她笑了。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkZW4wCtxV
“来的还真是时候，他找你呢。记得关门。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcwFeHsMSv
朱雀摸不清头脑，嘿嘿地跟著傻笑。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3ID46DEzd
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“鲁路修你找我吗？”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAa2kRHCBn
“你自己看。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRbYMjY7Uo
“哦，好快，已经印出来了呢？说起来我还没有看过鲁路修的部分，让我看看。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBsgore8Sm
“喏。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeCiL8rYnx
“很有趣啊。这个，鲁路修，身高178cm哎，你长高了麽？”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SYWsM7MWX
“178？我倒是想问问你那176是怎麽回事。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohrTCi1yaI
“因为鲁路修不是176麽，2厘米对我来说也不是很要紧啦。跟你一样不好吗？”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANR25maku7
“……”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQltK44R96b
“难道鲁路修想的跟我一样，所以是178？”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0v5AOVLFaE
“你这笨蛋……都是因为你，我被那披萨女问了‘你接吻时低头麽’这种蠢问题！”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WPmoNGBB1
“这样啊，想知道是不是的话，实际试一下就明白了啊。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFEh9hYXRL
“啊？等等，朱雀！离我远……唔……嗯……”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjalmHALP1
“好甜啊，嗯，果然还是176，很适合的高度哦。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgFNLjxUEA
“……苦咖啡你也说甜。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIf0hwetIr
“啊！咖啡才不是你起床後第一个碰到的东西。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOGe9rEGRi
“你的回答明明和我一样。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM555jNhXz1
“可是鲁路修不是东西啊。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhAbdFIjkw
“你才不是东西……这个笨蛋。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCREJpVYei
“哎，我的意思是……呐，夏天让你想起什麽不好的回忆？是指我吗？”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1fTAFiHWY
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“不要那麽严肃，还是说没能陪你采访让你感觉到寂寞了？”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmhiOf0rb8
“闭嘴。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UX8btO168
“好啦鲁路修，白天难得能见到面，不要把时间浪费在这上面，看你这样皱著眉头我会伤心的。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZkKyO4vDE
“我说过了，离我远一点。还有那只是单纯的休息不够。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB5hwempoV
“那就让在下来为您服务吧。”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxMyI75wr5
“你这罪魁祸首，我……你的手，拿走！”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0URRb6q2ax
“Yes, your Majesty.”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKPhRztIRi
“枢木朱雀，你这混蛋……唔”103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0W7FYYIme9
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忽略门内渐弱的声音，C.C.直起身来理了理头发，把某样东西装好满意地离开。103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPoBRqAkpd
下面的部分早就听腻了，唔，知道了想知道的事情呢，接下来去吃份热腾腾的披萨吧~103Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vDTgBa7th
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