二十一、关于宠物 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHj8Wfi1pSH
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“我、我我！”马尾脑残高举小手臂，一个劲的向上跳着，“说到宠物难道不该联想到桂小太郎我吗？从小到大有过宠物的人不就是桂小太郎我吗？打字的时候你敢说你没想到桂小太郎我吗？就凭着这几章我的出镜率不高这章也得写桂小太郎我啊！” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfFk6G4HnX
给我够！你哪里出镜率不高啊喂？你的台词比正主（卷毛）和高人气反派（紫毛）多了不止一倍好吗？不要以为你唧唧歪歪讲了一堆啰嗦台词是抢镜这回事我不知道！ 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLecULdC6I
还有你是多纠结你的名字？没用了，读者早就把你跟假发划上同等号了，再怎么强调也是没用的了。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMjKXD1MPn
话说一提你的宠物不就是那个裹在白被单里，偶尔露个性感腿毛，交流傲娇的不用说话用举板，偶尔还会发射死光的监修……啊不，迷之生物吗？光看他的名字就像是有血统的贵族而不是中华田园犬之类烂大街的货色，不是可以任人评头论足的存在啊！ 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwmpOm0cky
综上所述，宠物篇我才不要写你。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQdSqjrHwQ
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怎么这样啊喂！你的理由和结论有关系吗？现在伊丽莎白还不是假发的宠物吧！其实你只是懒得写吧？你的电脑左下角还最小化着动画片吧！给我认真写啊摔！ 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBfcwmYoeZ
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好吧……那我从头讲…… 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDsWH4LtCS
“很久很久以前……噗噗噗噗噗噗！” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeF8Rupy9GH
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卷毛甩着剑柄回头瞅假发：“喏，看到了吧，脑残的作者就是这个下场哟。所以赶紧丢掉什么【要带着肉球环球旅行边走边写】的白痴幻想，不然小爷我就想刚才一样打飞你哟，就跟打棒球一样的打飞你哟。” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUsBiFBWR6
假发踟蹰地收紧手臂：“肉球是无辜的。” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLQosWWqPV
“管你嘞！”卷毛伸爪去抢假发怀里的小东西，“家里已经揭不开锅了还要往家里带嘴巴吗？妈妈不会允许的，妈妈的糖分都快买不起了怎么可能再让你增加家里的负担？死心吧，乖儿子快把猫给我。” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQbKqoAjIt
“不要！没有爱心的野小子死一边去吧！连这样的小生命都不爱惜的人不要跟我说话！” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRvEom5ICW
“啊……”卷毛纠结的挠头，“好了我知道了！那就送去中村家好了！这样你就没意见了吧！” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhiJZ6f6Cp
“已经送了快10只猫猫狗狗过去了，你是想人家因为养宠物而饿死吗？”紫毛小鬼站在一边凉凉问。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3qxfZIDqM
“诶？已经送过这么多了？”卷毛以为神奇。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJmECTFsJy
“每次这家伙要往私塾带东西的时候最后不都进了中村的家里吗？”紫毛瞟了假发一眼，“你们也好意思总去麻烦别人。” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPJgodygcw
“所以说让我养一个就好了嘛！”假发努力躲避卷毛的毒爪。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsA1FuxEYT
“闭嘴！”一银一紫同时吼他。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtJShP8lWN
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最后三个小鬼站在田埂边默默想办法。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcRm44k58U
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假发一心想把怀里的毛球带回去，卷毛和紫毛当然不同意。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5AYEPC5hZ
可是怎么处理这只小东西呢？送中村家？当然不行。中村叔叔敢收他们都不好意思给。送别家？可是哪家肯收？总不能一家一家问吧。就这么放着不管？假发抬头一脸水汪汪地看他们…… 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Y2cVONDh1
卷毛捂脸。如果可以他真想把猫带回去把假发放着不管…… 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGpKpFuoHB
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紫毛一脸不耐烦，在这么磨蹭下去天都要黑了。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxvUZDmIUr
如果没能在老师出来找他们之前回到私塾……那就给我觉悟吧两个混蛋！ 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6ucpUf0cl
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最后卷毛“啧”了一声，突然出手拎起毛球，大步朝村外走去。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4w2XVrqUhL
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“诶？诶诶诶诶诶诶诶？银时你要做什么？”假发大喊。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZkcD2I3ze
“吵死了……小爷我最讨厌麻烦的事了。嘛……话说那边那个山背有个小破祠堂正合适扔这个毛球哟。嘿。” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymIxElJjX4
紫毛知道那个地方。那里背光阴森，虽然是山脚，路过的人倒是不多。他也只是跟私塾的孩子玩探险的时候去过，倒没料到卷毛能想到这茬。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkwBJWzaD4
“咦？银时你不是说不能养吗？”假发腆着一张脸跑上去问。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYo0fdb2sT
回答他的是一剑柄横抽。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwYpbd5J1A
“所以啊！赶紧把你私藏的零食都供上来啊白痴！” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBPztiiiUq
紫毛鄙视的望着走在前面的两只，想了想，还是默默跟上。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnfhpUhYcE
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没有我的话……他们一定会迷路的。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwABkdmUd0s
绿色的眼睛漂移开来想想，点头认同自己的想法，故作为难的叹了口气，脚步轻快的走上去。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBd8RG7TjpC
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“喂喂你跟过来做什么啊？” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7KbNUF7h1
“要你管。闭嘴。” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2EozMPRhl
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“啊——————” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10g3opseT5
树枝间掠过几只黑色的影子，带着拖成长长的怪异的调子。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRr0d3duyN
“银时，只是乌鸦。”假发把自己的手臂抽出来，揉揉怀里毛球，“你看，赫本够没被吓到。” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNQC7ALTYS
“不是吓！小爷我才没有被吓到！只是刚刚那声叫的太难听了！你看，就像被人砍了一刀似的。” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0mGXbQyQ2
“乌鸦都是这种声音。”紫毛冷冷讽刺。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcx4JCfwq8w
“……假发你为什么给猫起了这么个名字？会揍你的哦，全世界的赫本迷都会揍你的哦。” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIDGoq9E8n
“话题转的太僵硬了银时。”假发平淡的一针见血，停下脚步。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPM8kiVDlna
“到了。” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRWxokXeig
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的确是小祠堂，还塌了一小半，堪堪可以收容一只小猫。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkV6635GHIr
卷毛撸袖子用腐烂的木板勉强撑起塌掉一半的墙，紫毛找来干燥的树叶铺在地上，假发把小猫轻轻放在上面。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlfOMd1djn
“啊嘞？它脚上的是什么？”卷毛用手戳戳毛球的前脚问假发。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AU2cL9PbV
“是我的手帕，”假发顺着毛回答他，“我找到它的时候它的前脚受伤了所以我……银时？” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTtbW4a2iF
假发奇怪的抬头，发现卷毛的死鱼眼突然瞪成了金鱼眼。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SCJyQZZUA
卷毛紧抿着嘴，以手握剑摆出防御的姿势，双脚跨开，腰微弯，如一把出鞘的剑。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4Wc1NeaIk
“……银时？……”假发迟疑地问。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NDEUjJQv6
“真臭……这种腥臭的味道……树叶瑟瑟发抖的声音，浓重呼吸的声音，枯叶被碾碎的声音……嘁！该说小爷我的运气太好了吗？”银时嘿笑一声，肌肉紧绷。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxNeV93FIM
紫毛反应过来，飞快跨前一步转身向后看去。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNCGe922R2
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“呼……”幽暗的树木间传来隐约的声响，就连最迟钝的假发也感到了。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwbyht2tH7
“喂……该不会是……”紫毛只敢转动眼珠问卷毛。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzb2ugjDrv
“恭喜回答正确，可惜没有加分。”卷毛额上的汗划过小脸滴进枯叶堆。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSg7Mctoig
三个人之中只有他带着剑，亦即是说……只有他才能保护他们！ 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3BUMx9hKF
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呼吸渐重。巨大伟岸的身影慢慢显露。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpH04wEJ3R
三个人觉得空气不够用了。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuSNCAnbxI
那金黄的带着王者的眸光几乎要把幽暗的林子照亮。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FMG9X8ocR
这才是赫本看清楚了吧小鬼们！ 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfBDy5cmUS
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亮金的瞳孔熠熠生辉，黑亮的胡须向上叠起，强有力的上下颚微微上开，展示它锋利无比的牙齿，额头上是当之无愧的【王】字。黑黄的条纹披风一样跟着它的步伐抖动，轻巧的步伐轻易的把粗厚的枝干踩断，尾巴铁鞭似的甩动，把地上的枯叶搅乱，也把面前三只小鬼的脸色搅得很精彩。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ohiMZec4y
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“呜……”国王低声轻吼。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGvkrG2y3v
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“这是什么狗屎运！为什么这种地方会有老虎？！百兽之王不是应该呆在深山里乐悠悠的瞪着它的子民给他送吃的吗！”卷毛裂了。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXOPbGb0Bg
“我怎么会知道！还有你看的那是【太郎学字】里的童话故事吧，没有哪个百兽之王是这个样35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BBPHxEA6k
子的！”假发抱紧了怀里的毛球颤声吐槽。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdLC0ucpxg
“够了你们两个！”紫毛低声呵斥，“你们除了吐槽之外人生都是苍白的吗？” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XvzvlmWJP
“矮子杉你要体会命不久矣这种不甘的心情啊，小爷我啊，该吐的时候……绝对不会手软的！” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XlPBSWZr2
“银时！！！”假发大吼。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAFo3sCd7O
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瞳孔缩小如针，卷毛反手拔剑，剑锋寒光凌冽，幽冷决绝，带着绝对的杀意，斩下！ 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcs5k2v21sl
剑锋没入肉体，却是挥在国王抬起的前爪上，国王吃痛眯眼，瞬间亮出另一个肉垫下的爪子对着卷毛拍去。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZxXBJrmLM
风声尖厉。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRx8C1iawX
卷毛只来得及勉强抬手挡住，身体不受控制的飞出，砸进深厚的枯叶里。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrb6YWv0lA
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“银时！”紫毛四顾，试图寻找什么可以充当武器的东西。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSIxDZ4nYV
“跑啊！”卷毛应接不暇，只来得及吼出这么一声。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUIlJKUkwU
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国王飞身扑过来，卷毛挥剑，却被一口咬住把柄，他脚下一滑，仰面摔下。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZzUOvj8pX
腥臭的味道扑面而来，从未如此的接近过死亡。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX5DR0Sve0
卷毛一下子记起纷繁的过往。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFbH7wQFMD
干涸的黑红，萎缩的肢体，烧起来的黄昏，还有无穷无尽的红色。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqJ3vd4RQu
麻木的脸，没完没了的望着天。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvWPvDHbbz
迟缓的，绝望的，警醒的，恐惧的，走马灯一样不停的回放。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMw3UAOj1X
一遍又一遍。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5azE8Lnwt
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“呔——————————————！！” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBbmKMDdbN
银色的头发蓦地燃烧起来，那孩子齿关紧扣，青筋暴动，通红的眼睛几乎流下血来。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDUjxMXPTs
明明还是细细的胳膊，却渐渐把国王厚重利爪抵了回去。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPOQ1acYCr
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“银时！” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzgA9vpXph
“放开他你这畜生！” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyjS4aG6Gn
左右两声怒喝飚出，假发紫毛人手举着破祠堂边倒下来的砖墙，照着国王的脑袋狠命敲下。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndDj2n9RlR
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“嗷——————————！！！” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtHOJKEPPw
国王侧身摔下，怒吼声震天动地。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvA7P0JkFJf
两个小鬼扔了砖墙去扶卷毛。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmVwzvVZIn
“还站得起来吗？”紫毛问。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiEhimo8uj
“啊……”卷毛捂着刚刚被拍到的左手，蜿蜒的血迹染红了另两只的眼睛。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEb2fW0VoHS
“快走！趁它还没恢复！”假发难得的正经了一回，迈开的脚才跨出一步，却再也跨不出第二步。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbnIM7UdOw
因为疼痛而发狂的吊睛大虎已经朝他们发出愤怒的低吼。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AeUAARxC5
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“……你说，老师会过多久发现我们的尸体？”卷毛轻轻地问。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Quxfaugj8
“闭嘴。”紫毛面无表情。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpPY2bJldP
“嘿……说起来都是假发的错，叫你对肉球念念不忘才把我们都搭进来。下辈子给大爷我做牛做马吧，怎么样？” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jRAESLSdq
“提出来这里的人是你吧？”假发瞥一眼卷毛头上的枯叶，不禁也笑了，“喂，大人不计小人过，下辈子给我做牛做马吧。” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KAFHJpKsn
“滚你丫的。”卷毛空出一只手敲打假发的头。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCsZKoxdl4
“……”紫毛空出两只手敲打另两只的头。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkybzo1U94
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“咪……”微小的声音从三只的脚底传来。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ArSOKzS3a
三只低头，小猫在假发的脚踝处蹭了两蹭，朝对面小小的“喵”了一声。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZNQAaAULr
“吼…………”对面发出不满的吼声。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGN6FXnWh7
“咪……”这边声音微弱。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1HNpEY9rG
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三只愣愣的望着猫虎对话。一时吐槽不能。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1reOsAh3Jk
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毛球一瘸一拐的挪过去，在国王的前爪上蹭蹭，向上又“喵”了两声。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85EgRWPKZ3
国王低头舔舐毛球的小脑袋，抬头看了三只一眼。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn01qCgXkeh
退去戾气，那黄金眼平和无波，国王带着毛球转身离去，优雅高贵。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0eOwPvc4G
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三只愣了很久。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAZVtvtTWx
卷毛喃喃问：“假发你……从哪挖来的小猫？” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdV4N4NZuo
假发奇怪地望了卷毛一眼：“你怎么知道我是挖来的？是一个洞穴哦，又大又深！” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJ8NLuj1eM
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松阳终于在睡前找到了失踪的假发。 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpEBCCrrLP
他看着在村头树上假发无奈地笑了：“快下来吧小太郎。已经很晚了。” 35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43bm1azYrv
假发嗷呜一声嚎出来：“老师我被银时和晋助卡树上了——————！”