二十一、关于宠物 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbJBYzghUv
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“我、我我！”马尾脑残高举小手臂，一个劲的向上跳着，“说到宠物难道不该联想到桂小太郎我吗？从小到大有过宠物的人不就是桂小太郎我吗？打字的时候你敢说你没想到桂小太郎我吗？就凭着这几章我的出镜率不高这章也得写桂小太郎我啊！” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8JmlFUZwM
给我够！你哪里出镜率不高啊喂？你的台词比正主（卷毛）和高人气反派（紫毛）多了不止一倍好吗？不要以为你唧唧歪歪讲了一堆啰嗦台词是抢镜这回事我不知道！ 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjBIHPLL8c
还有你是多纠结你的名字？没用了，读者早就把你跟假发划上同等号了，再怎么强调也是没用的了。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BEh8ifaUj
话说一提你的宠物不就是那个裹在白被单里，偶尔露个性感腿毛，交流傲娇的不用说话用举板，偶尔还会发射死光的监修……啊不，迷之生物吗？光看他的名字就像是有血统的贵族而不是中华田园犬之类烂大街的货色，不是可以任人评头论足的存在啊！ 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNYuh7ImPh
综上所述，宠物篇我才不要写你。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM8uF8bS6I
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怎么这样啊喂！你的理由和结论有关系吗？现在伊丽莎白还不是假发的宠物吧！其实你只是懒得写吧？你的电脑左下角还最小化着动画片吧！给我认真写啊摔！ 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dkjbqckrM
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好吧……那我从头讲…… 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8BBg4JtXc
“很久很久以前……噗噗噗噗噗噗！” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3edSa3WFF
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卷毛甩着剑柄回头瞅假发：“喏，看到了吧，脑残的作者就是这个下场哟。所以赶紧丢掉什么【要带着肉球环球旅行边走边写】的白痴幻想，不然小爷我就想刚才一样打飞你哟，就跟打棒球一样的打飞你哟。” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RuAKXJqiR
假发踟蹰地收紧手臂：“肉球是无辜的。” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pzcEJZarm
“管你嘞！”卷毛伸爪去抢假发怀里的小东西，“家里已经揭不开锅了还要往家里带嘴巴吗？妈妈不会允许的，妈妈的糖分都快买不起了怎么可能再让你增加家里的负担？死心吧，乖儿子快把猫给我。” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEW9HgjTcCc
“不要！没有爱心的野小子死一边去吧！连这样的小生命都不爱惜的人不要跟我说话！” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPp8HJPq9K6
“啊……”卷毛纠结的挠头，“好了我知道了！那就送去中村家好了！这样你就没意见了吧！” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinemfLfn6f
“已经送了快10只猫猫狗狗过去了，你是想人家因为养宠物而饿死吗？”紫毛小鬼站在一边凉凉问。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmcdmLCVBD
“诶？已经送过这么多了？”卷毛以为神奇。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AuUWSKzmL
“每次这家伙要往私塾带东西的时候最后不都进了中村的家里吗？”紫毛瞟了假发一眼，“你们也好意思总去麻烦别人。” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrSLPTbU2v
“所以说让我养一个就好了嘛！”假发努力躲避卷毛的毒爪。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9V52UzNT9
“闭嘴！”一银一紫同时吼他。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmQmAnKSZw
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最后三个小鬼站在田埂边默默想办法。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPwgPygA61
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假发一心想把怀里的毛球带回去，卷毛和紫毛当然不同意。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxO9FZC0bVP
可是怎么处理这只小东西呢？送中村家？当然不行。中村叔叔敢收他们都不好意思给。送别家？可是哪家肯收？总不能一家一家问吧。就这么放着不管？假发抬头一脸水汪汪地看他们…… 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnCm2L8Sc1
卷毛捂脸。如果可以他真想把猫带回去把假发放着不管…… 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXs7XiIXT4
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紫毛一脸不耐烦，在这么磨蹭下去天都要黑了。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCDuTOU1Pl
如果没能在老师出来找他们之前回到私塾……那就给我觉悟吧两个混蛋！ 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdcVEJtvG2
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最后卷毛“啧”了一声，突然出手拎起毛球，大步朝村外走去。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFpUxJdNSE
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“诶？诶诶诶诶诶诶诶？银时你要做什么？”假发大喊。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncInmZl3so
“吵死了……小爷我最讨厌麻烦的事了。嘛……话说那边那个山背有个小破祠堂正合适扔这个毛球哟。嘿。” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFvxvIxDBV
紫毛知道那个地方。那里背光阴森，虽然是山脚，路过的人倒是不多。他也只是跟私塾的孩子玩探险的时候去过，倒没料到卷毛能想到这茬。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEyOb258Np
“咦？银时你不是说不能养吗？”假发腆着一张脸跑上去问。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RqIzI5xWE
回答他的是一剑柄横抽。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkswcX24vn
“所以啊！赶紧把你私藏的零食都供上来啊白痴！” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6T3NQsoid
紫毛鄙视的望着走在前面的两只，想了想，还是默默跟上。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyL0ZHanvU
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没有我的话……他们一定会迷路的。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHrRCISjsH
绿色的眼睛漂移开来想想，点头认同自己的想法，故作为难的叹了口气，脚步轻快的走上去。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOMfG9qUJE
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“喂喂你跟过来做什么啊？” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJKm58Y8ni
“要你管。闭嘴。” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIggsm8E0g
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“啊——————” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EoYizMHvV
树枝间掠过几只黑色的影子，带着拖成长长的怪异的调子。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbz6h9SGwu
“银时，只是乌鸦。”假发把自己的手臂抽出来，揉揉怀里毛球，“你看，赫本够没被吓到。” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZ0KgvqHDy
“不是吓！小爷我才没有被吓到！只是刚刚那声叫的太难听了！你看，就像被人砍了一刀似的。” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTH9rc9WLGY
“乌鸦都是这种声音。”紫毛冷冷讽刺。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopJsu60gMk
“……假发你为什么给猫起了这么个名字？会揍你的哦，全世界的赫本迷都会揍你的哦。” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3V8kPE59e
“话题转的太僵硬了银时。”假发平淡的一针见血，停下脚步。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuhaoTIo2F
“到了。” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZbPcYRbbr
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的确是小祠堂，还塌了一小半，堪堪可以收容一只小猫。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3IW6BgWDS
卷毛撸袖子用腐烂的木板勉强撑起塌掉一半的墙，紫毛找来干燥的树叶铺在地上，假发把小猫轻轻放在上面。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57o4tzSWo8
“啊嘞？它脚上的是什么？”卷毛用手戳戳毛球的前脚问假发。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgQUZDy845
“是我的手帕，”假发顺着毛回答他，“我找到它的时候它的前脚受伤了所以我……银时？” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGi7bsTIYWg
假发奇怪的抬头，发现卷毛的死鱼眼突然瞪成了金鱼眼。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvPy5jxUfj
卷毛紧抿着嘴，以手握剑摆出防御的姿势，双脚跨开，腰微弯，如一把出鞘的剑。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQyO0N8OSR
“……银时？……”假发迟疑地问。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLgERMzGZ2
“真臭……这种腥臭的味道……树叶瑟瑟发抖的声音，浓重呼吸的声音，枯叶被碾碎的声音……嘁！该说小爷我的运气太好了吗？”银时嘿笑一声，肌肉紧绷。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mXrL5faXX
紫毛反应过来，飞快跨前一步转身向后看去。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMdsRRUut2
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“呼……”幽暗的树木间传来隐约的声响，就连最迟钝的假发也感到了。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFgpsTLnY5
“喂……该不会是……”紫毛只敢转动眼珠问卷毛。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0SBQLtwbN
“恭喜回答正确，可惜没有加分。”卷毛额上的汗划过小脸滴进枯叶堆。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsD3g9mRYr
三个人之中只有他带着剑，亦即是说……只有他才能保护他们！ 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWXpwq8WDr
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呼吸渐重。巨大伟岸的身影慢慢显露。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwG2Hqu0ibz
三个人觉得空气不够用了。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AqNilqe6U
那金黄的带着王者的眸光几乎要把幽暗的林子照亮。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWvJzKhqcV
这才是赫本看清楚了吧小鬼们！ 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklxqPuuXrv
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亮金的瞳孔熠熠生辉，黑亮的胡须向上叠起，强有力的上下颚微微上开，展示它锋利无比的牙齿，额头上是当之无愧的【王】字。黑黄的条纹披风一样跟着它的步伐抖动，轻巧的步伐轻易的把粗厚的枝干踩断，尾巴铁鞭似的甩动，把地上的枯叶搅乱，也把面前三只小鬼的脸色搅得很精彩。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bnjkLVD44
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“呜……”国王低声轻吼。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVDC9FVSwy
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“这是什么狗屎运！为什么这种地方会有老虎？！百兽之王不是应该呆在深山里乐悠悠的瞪着它的子民给他送吃的吗！”卷毛裂了。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7I7aJ0bIK
“我怎么会知道！还有你看的那是【太郎学字】里的童话故事吧，没有哪个百兽之王是这个样43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zVyooNwc2
子的！”假发抱紧了怀里的毛球颤声吐槽。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlwri1C6tJ
“够了你们两个！”紫毛低声呵斥，“你们除了吐槽之外人生都是苍白的吗？” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzxbLsLmO7
“矮子杉你要体会命不久矣这种不甘的心情啊，小爷我啊，该吐的时候……绝对不会手软的！” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVgzBvue3G
“银时！！！”假发大吼。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgA46HHWfx
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瞳孔缩小如针，卷毛反手拔剑，剑锋寒光凌冽，幽冷决绝，带着绝对的杀意，斩下！ 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgsxnZiiZA
剑锋没入肉体，却是挥在国王抬起的前爪上，国王吃痛眯眼，瞬间亮出另一个肉垫下的爪子对着卷毛拍去。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFj9vbHyj89
风声尖厉。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBhcRbL5oP
卷毛只来得及勉强抬手挡住，身体不受控制的飞出，砸进深厚的枯叶里。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpg8OdWlYAH
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“银时！”紫毛四顾，试图寻找什么可以充当武器的东西。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkPolmfcFs
“跑啊！”卷毛应接不暇，只来得及吼出这么一声。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IxMy4Ln89
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国王飞身扑过来，卷毛挥剑，却被一口咬住把柄，他脚下一滑，仰面摔下。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FShmmGW6b
腥臭的味道扑面而来，从未如此的接近过死亡。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufhxInWut4
卷毛一下子记起纷繁的过往。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnfM5LSqIN
干涸的黑红，萎缩的肢体，烧起来的黄昏，还有无穷无尽的红色。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9QfoLVue8
麻木的脸，没完没了的望着天。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ377CoHuYeY
迟缓的，绝望的，警醒的，恐惧的，走马灯一样不停的回放。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjkCPQcBfQ
一遍又一遍。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XtOBHFOe1
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“呔——————————————！！” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPM0K9dWjtk
银色的头发蓦地燃烧起来，那孩子齿关紧扣，青筋暴动，通红的眼睛几乎流下血来。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUj2zndUI94
明明还是细细的胳膊，却渐渐把国王厚重利爪抵了回去。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxdH4Qcyht
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“银时！” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4gW2jBec6
“放开他你这畜生！” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDif4f3RKd
左右两声怒喝飚出，假发紫毛人手举着破祠堂边倒下来的砖墙，照着国王的脑袋狠命敲下。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNbQWdKGBf
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“嗷——————————！！！” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGeWpBltQd
国王侧身摔下，怒吼声震天动地。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94wXYMtG9Q
两个小鬼扔了砖墙去扶卷毛。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDU4JoDd6T
“还站得起来吗？”紫毛问。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vulxJZYrr
“啊……”卷毛捂着刚刚被拍到的左手，蜿蜒的血迹染红了另两只的眼睛。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhPIQuRmmv
“快走！趁它还没恢复！”假发难得的正经了一回，迈开的脚才跨出一步，却再也跨不出第二步。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TQsf3ucny
因为疼痛而发狂的吊睛大虎已经朝他们发出愤怒的低吼。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh08cKL7ApL
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“……你说，老师会过多久发现我们的尸体？”卷毛轻轻地问。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KoFC9EONC
“闭嘴。”紫毛面无表情。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2V1RPjs5w
“嘿……说起来都是假发的错，叫你对肉球念念不忘才把我们都搭进来。下辈子给大爷我做牛做马吧，怎么样？” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbsRWnQh5w
“提出来这里的人是你吧？”假发瞥一眼卷毛头上的枯叶，不禁也笑了，“喂，大人不计小人过，下辈子给我做牛做马吧。” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeu3vpy1Zz
“滚你丫的。”卷毛空出一只手敲打假发的头。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30lhgvk274
“……”紫毛空出两只手敲打另两只的头。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOfhB98UvB
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“咪……”微小的声音从三只的脚底传来。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySfP4CUcwj
三只低头，小猫在假发的脚踝处蹭了两蹭，朝对面小小的“喵”了一声。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlhV75itlJ
“吼…………”对面发出不满的吼声。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkIqsVxH7o
“咪……”这边声音微弱。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Xi4Lz83WI
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三只愣愣的望着猫虎对话。一时吐槽不能。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNRMoizXIP
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毛球一瘸一拐的挪过去，在国王的前爪上蹭蹭，向上又“喵”了两声。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD51n0VGrSA
国王低头舔舐毛球的小脑袋，抬头看了三只一眼。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE5wnyhkDC
退去戾气，那黄金眼平和无波，国王带着毛球转身离去，优雅高贵。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsf3Oamu26
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三只愣了很久。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2uku3WuP7
卷毛喃喃问：“假发你……从哪挖来的小猫？” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDmiNs1YaI
假发奇怪地望了卷毛一眼：“你怎么知道我是挖来的？是一个洞穴哦，又大又深！” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxpZYEHUf1
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松阳终于在睡前找到了失踪的假发。 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZBYb9zH0R
他看着在村头树上假发无奈地笑了：“快下来吧小太郎。已经很晚了。” 43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjRlNcjlUE
假发嗷呜一声嚎出来：“老师我被银时和晋助卡树上了——————！”