就在這一天,我遇上我一生至愛! (摘自宇智波鼬語錄)60Please respect copyright.PENANAk61MNL7M9L
60Please respect copyright.PENANA0kepOdnhsF
60Please respect copyright.PENANAmMD8mPDHFl
昨天對面搬來一家三口。60Please respect copyright.PENANAEjBdCTbOfk
60Please respect copyright.PENANAbfcM84i6Bf
前去拜訪的母親興沖沖的回來說搬來的波風夫婦是她和父親的大學同學。其中波風伯母更是她的大學密友。說完,就要我叫佐助一起去串門子。60Please respect copyright.PENANAv37q5ev4fH
60Please respect copyright.PENANASxlEh2wCoQ
母親的大學密友?我低頭看看不小心從母親梳妝台翻出來的一張張COS照和多本男男親密畫面的BL同人誌,不難想像她的閨中密友是什麼樣的人。60Please respect copyright.PENANA1XkbRQnZnM
60Please respect copyright.PENANAovoo6lzmrv
但基於我當了她十一年的好兒子,我選擇不將她的秘密公開,默默將勁爆的東西物歸原位,去佐助房間把我那愚蠢的弟弟拖去對面。60Please respect copyright.PENANAqaFOMPeJVd
(靈亂入:話說小鳴和佐二為什麼都是要人拖出來啊?)60Please respect copyright.PENANAsTcMOdNxVL
60Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7tTsJSjKz
波風伯母和想像的一樣是個大剌剌的人。她手藝不錯,叫伯父端出來的甜點都是精緻而調味甜度剛好的,多吃幾個都不會膩。60Please respect copyright.PENANAJIj3SzHMX8
60Please respect copyright.PENANA3jYmX9cO9N
但只吃了幾口,我的注意力馬上被伯父手中那位金髮的小男孩吸引住了。他和佐助差不多大,有雙天空藍的眼睛和鬍鬚般的胎記,十分可愛。60Please respect copyright.PENANAJqrSLt8uzN
60Please respect copyright.PENANAWI752qku0l
和他雙眼對上的那一瞬間,我身不由己的將手放在十一年來從沒那麼活躍的心臟上。60Please respect copyright.PENANAMdlx0FsxeC
60Please respect copyright.PENANAFxHDzZEqii
「噗通!噗通!」它跳的又快又急,好似要穿胸而出,這是從來也沒有的事。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5E1yaeL8Tw
(靈亂入:有個奇怪的想法,鼬大哥你這十一年來心臟都沒跳過啊!?)60Please respect copyright.PENANAqx6uT11cDA
60Please respect copyright.PENANAtaFaEB0ELq
「宇智波伯母好,我是鳴人。」小鳴人表情羞澀,但聲音卻很宏亮。語畢,馬上就要竄回樓上躲起來。幸好伯父立刻俐落的抓住他。60Please respect copyright.PENANACgqzXj3Jlk
60Please respect copyright.PENANAcYASaQcWib
伯父GJ!我還想和你兒子多說幾句話!60Please respect copyright.PENANABO5ynHLRdE
60Please respect copyright.PENANADndqeSPfHQ
母親突然腐女魂爆發,呵呵笑:「來!小鳴,過來讓伯母好好看看你!」60Please respect copyright.PENANAyLNxkKE1h0
60Please respect copyright.PENANA7vtaDPRpUS
這種不祥的笑聲彷彿在預告小鳴人接下來會遭到不詳的毒手,看著那純情可愛的小鳴人一步步靠近母親,我全身戒備。決不能讓他遭到被腐女魂控制的媽媽的毒手!60Please respect copyright.PENANAW1M2dKgCpK
60Please respect copyright.PENANAzMFa33bEE3
幸好(又或是不幸?)小鳴人馬上被過長的褲管絆倒,跌個狗吃屎。但馬上遭到佐助這不可愛孩子的訕笑:「笨狐狸!」60Please respect copyright.PENANAOsWi2jiteD
60Please respect copyright.PENANAi2kfClZ9BM
看著天真可愛的小鳴人張牙舞爪的要撲到那愚蠢弟弟的懷裡,我下定決心不能再坐視不管,預備要在他遭到佐助毒手(?)之前搶救回可愛的鳴人。60Please respect copyright.PENANAXDbJt0Kf2V
60Please respect copyright.PENANAxZHqtYVPYC
伯父這次又眼明手快的在我伸出手前秒抓回了小鳴人。60Please respect copyright.PENANA9odzzeaUl9
60Please respect copyright.PENANAoaes20eE5P
這……伯父,我該感激你嗎?60Please respect copyright.PENANAfkcyoy69kv
60Please respect copyright.PENANAOoCtx6u9xF
看小鳴人還在不安分的扭動,我靈機一動,將隨身攜帶的棒棒糖拿出來,遞給小鳴人,「鳴人不要生氣!鼬哥哥請你吃糖果,我們不要理佐助那個混蛋。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAeRuo0E4Zry
60Please respect copyright.PENANA3flQPPnQkU
他水汪汪的眼裡閃著感激,還給我一個比糖果還要甜膩的微笑。60Please respect copyright.PENANAgpaAQZCBJ7
60Please respect copyright.PENANAvLIMHfZ0Bl
YA!我宇智波鼬出運了!我在心裡翻跟斗 (靈亂入:不!鼬大哥你崩的很徹底……)60Please respect copyright.PENANAHGbyxdaAoW
60Please respect copyright.PENANA8kd9jan6za
看到佐助那副我搶他老婆的惡狠狠眼神,我也展現大哥威儀的以眼還眼。愚蠢的弟弟啊!先下手為強才是王道。記住哥哥給你上的這一課。60Please respect copyright.PENANAgR8hVQ512x
60Please respect copyright.PENANAtqFboTISzb
旁邊的伯母和母親依舊在腐言腐語,內容大致是說大學時他們想把父親和波風伯父湊成一對,可惜最後反而是自己淪落到分別嫁給他們兩位。60Please respect copyright.PENANA8PRlxqBEJe
60Please respect copyright.PENANAZD6qHep1qW
看著開心舔著我給的棒棒糖的小鳴,耳尖的我馬上聽到母親的一道暗示: 「真是天然小受啊!玖辛奈,以後誰娶到妳兒子誰幸福!」60Please respect copyright.PENANAvsj7XxDr3U
60Please respect copyright.PENANAVTY97KW2DK
母親大人您放心!漩渦鳴人以後一定會成為您的大媳婦!60Please respect copyright.PENANAUQQkveET05
60Please respect copyright.PENANAwMVYYnh8ZG
60Please respect copyright.PENANAzbVANlcS2r
60Please respect copyright.PENANAUVOt5DX8IW
60Please respect copyright.PENANA3dIBVL3vOr
60Please respect copyright.PENANAXYRmAoMUkN
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ns3.15.158.134da260Please respect copyright.PENANA0kepOdnhsF
60Please respect copyright.PENANAmMD8mPDHFl
昨天對面搬來一家三口。60Please respect copyright.PENANAEjBdCTbOfk
60Please respect copyright.PENANAbfcM84i6Bf
前去拜訪的母親興沖沖的回來說搬來的波風夫婦是她和父親的大學同學。其中波風伯母更是她的大學密友。說完,就要我叫佐助一起去串門子。60Please respect copyright.PENANAv37q5ev4fH
60Please respect copyright.PENANASxlEh2wCoQ
母親的大學密友?我低頭看看不小心從母親梳妝台翻出來的一張張COS照和多本男男親密畫面的BL同人誌,不難想像她的閨中密友是什麼樣的人。60Please respect copyright.PENANA1XkbRQnZnM
60Please respect copyright.PENANAovoo6lzmrv
但基於我當了她十一年的好兒子,我選擇不將她的秘密公開,默默將勁爆的東西物歸原位,去佐助房間把我那愚蠢的弟弟拖去對面。60Please respect copyright.PENANAqaFOMPeJVd
(靈亂入:話說小鳴和佐二為什麼都是要人拖出來啊?)60Please respect copyright.PENANAsTcMOdNxVL
60Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7tTsJSjKz
波風伯母和想像的一樣是個大剌剌的人。她手藝不錯,叫伯父端出來的甜點都是精緻而調味甜度剛好的,多吃幾個都不會膩。60Please respect copyright.PENANAJIj3SzHMX8
60Please respect copyright.PENANA3jYmX9cO9N
但只吃了幾口,我的注意力馬上被伯父手中那位金髮的小男孩吸引住了。他和佐助差不多大,有雙天空藍的眼睛和鬍鬚般的胎記,十分可愛。60Please respect copyright.PENANAJqrSLt8uzN
60Please respect copyright.PENANAWI752qku0l
和他雙眼對上的那一瞬間,我身不由己的將手放在十一年來從沒那麼活躍的心臟上。60Please respect copyright.PENANAMdlx0FsxeC
60Please respect copyright.PENANAFxHDzZEqii
「噗通!噗通!」它跳的又快又急,好似要穿胸而出,這是從來也沒有的事。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5E1yaeL8Tw
(靈亂入:有個奇怪的想法,鼬大哥你這十一年來心臟都沒跳過啊!?)60Please respect copyright.PENANAqx6uT11cDA
60Please respect copyright.PENANAtaFaEB0ELq
「宇智波伯母好,我是鳴人。」小鳴人表情羞澀,但聲音卻很宏亮。語畢,馬上就要竄回樓上躲起來。幸好伯父立刻俐落的抓住他。60Please respect copyright.PENANACgqzXj3Jlk
60Please respect copyright.PENANAcYASaQcWib
伯父GJ!我還想和你兒子多說幾句話!60Please respect copyright.PENANABO5ynHLRdE
60Please respect copyright.PENANADndqeSPfHQ
母親突然腐女魂爆發,呵呵笑:「來!小鳴,過來讓伯母好好看看你!」60Please respect copyright.PENANAyLNxkKE1h0
60Please respect copyright.PENANA7vtaDPRpUS
這種不祥的笑聲彷彿在預告小鳴人接下來會遭到不詳的毒手,看著那純情可愛的小鳴人一步步靠近母親,我全身戒備。決不能讓他遭到被腐女魂控制的媽媽的毒手!60Please respect copyright.PENANAW1M2dKgCpK
60Please respect copyright.PENANAzMFa33bEE3
幸好(又或是不幸?)小鳴人馬上被過長的褲管絆倒,跌個狗吃屎。但馬上遭到佐助這不可愛孩子的訕笑:「笨狐狸!」60Please respect copyright.PENANAOsWi2jiteD
60Please respect copyright.PENANAi2kfClZ9BM
看著天真可愛的小鳴人張牙舞爪的要撲到那愚蠢弟弟的懷裡,我下定決心不能再坐視不管,預備要在他遭到佐助毒手(?)之前搶救回可愛的鳴人。60Please respect copyright.PENANAXDbJt0Kf2V
60Please respect copyright.PENANAxZHqtYVPYC
伯父這次又眼明手快的在我伸出手前秒抓回了小鳴人。60Please respect copyright.PENANA9odzzeaUl9
60Please respect copyright.PENANAoaes20eE5P
這……伯父,我該感激你嗎?60Please respect copyright.PENANAfkcyoy69kv
60Please respect copyright.PENANAOoCtx6u9xF
看小鳴人還在不安分的扭動,我靈機一動,將隨身攜帶的棒棒糖拿出來,遞給小鳴人,「鳴人不要生氣!鼬哥哥請你吃糖果,我們不要理佐助那個混蛋。」60Please respect copyright.PENANAeRuo0E4Zry
60Please respect copyright.PENANA3flQPPnQkU
他水汪汪的眼裡閃著感激,還給我一個比糖果還要甜膩的微笑。60Please respect copyright.PENANAgpaAQZCBJ7
60Please respect copyright.PENANAvLIMHfZ0Bl
YA!我宇智波鼬出運了!我在心裡翻跟斗 (靈亂入:不!鼬大哥你崩的很徹底……)60Please respect copyright.PENANAHGbyxdaAoW
60Please respect copyright.PENANA8kd9jan6za
看到佐助那副我搶他老婆的惡狠狠眼神,我也展現大哥威儀的以眼還眼。愚蠢的弟弟啊!先下手為強才是王道。記住哥哥給你上的這一課。60Please respect copyright.PENANAgR8hVQ512x
60Please respect copyright.PENANAtqFboTISzb
旁邊的伯母和母親依舊在腐言腐語,內容大致是說大學時他們想把父親和波風伯父湊成一對,可惜最後反而是自己淪落到分別嫁給他們兩位。60Please respect copyright.PENANA8PRlxqBEJe
60Please respect copyright.PENANAZD6qHep1qW
看著開心舔著我給的棒棒糖的小鳴,耳尖的我馬上聽到母親的一道暗示: 「真是天然小受啊!玖辛奈,以後誰娶到妳兒子誰幸福!」60Please respect copyright.PENANAvsj7XxDr3U
60Please respect copyright.PENANAVTY97KW2DK
母親大人您放心!漩渦鳴人以後一定會成為您的大媳婦!60Please respect copyright.PENANAUQQkveET05
60Please respect copyright.PENANAwMVYYnh8ZG
60Please respect copyright.PENANAzbVANlcS2r
60Please respect copyright.PENANAUVOt5DX8IW
60Please respect copyright.PENANA3dIBVL3vOr
60Please respect copyright.PENANAXYRmAoMUkN
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