團扇兄弟的追妻日記(鼬佐鳴) - 鼬日記-遇上摯愛

就在這一天，我遇上我一生至愛!　　(摘自宇智波鼬語錄)79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvW9Ytii0b
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昨天對面搬來一家三口。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9xHXT2TCF
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前去拜訪的母親興沖沖的回來說搬來的波風夫婦是她和父親的大學同學。其中波風伯母更是她的大學密友。說完，就要我叫佐助一起去串門子。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfeuo7CODo
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母親的大學密友?我低頭看看不小心從母親梳妝台翻出來的一張張COS照和多本男男親密畫面的BL同人誌，不難想像她的閨中密友是什麼樣的人。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvQKADSlCx
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但基於我當了她十一年的好兒子，我選擇不將她的秘密公開，默默將勁爆的東西物歸原位，去佐助房間把我那愚蠢的弟弟拖去對面。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6LbA2xtLE
(靈亂入:話說小鳴和佐二為什麼都是要人拖出來啊?)79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCAlpuFSq2
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波風伯母和想像的一樣是個大剌剌的人。她手藝不錯，叫伯父端出來的甜點都是精緻而調味甜度剛好的，多吃幾個都不會膩。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYOJAT5Fr8
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但只吃了幾口，我的注意力馬上被伯父手中那位金髮的小男孩吸引住了。他和佐助差不多大，有雙天空藍的眼睛和鬍鬚般的胎記，十分可愛。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw24bsnD0MZ
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和他雙眼對上的那一瞬間，我身不由己的將手放在十一年來從沒那麼活躍的心臟上。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxoJ6RPnsN
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「噗通!噗通!」它跳的又快又急，好似要穿胸而出，這是從來也沒有的事。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYispWwnbM
(靈亂入:有個奇怪的想法，鼬大哥你這十一年來心臟都沒跳過啊!?)79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNEewPhV8j
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「宇智波伯母好，我是鳴人。」小鳴人表情羞澀，但聲音卻很宏亮。語畢，馬上就要竄回樓上躲起來。幸好伯父立刻俐落的抓住他。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrcxH2gbYD
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伯父GJ!我還想和你兒子多說幾句話!79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTz9YggvmoV
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母親突然腐女魂爆發，呵呵笑:「來!小鳴，過來讓伯母好好看看你!」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgVLu3aOTw
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這種不祥的笑聲彷彿在預告小鳴人接下來會遭到不詳的毒手，看著那純情可愛的小鳴人一步步靠近母親，我全身戒備。決不能讓他遭到被腐女魂控制的媽媽的毒手!79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3e51QXEeyz
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幸好(又或是不幸?)小鳴人馬上被過長的褲管絆倒，跌個狗吃屎。但馬上遭到佐助這不可愛孩子的訕笑:「笨狐狸!」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9jAfsMnk4
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看著天真可愛的小鳴人張牙舞爪的要撲到那愚蠢弟弟的懷裡，我下定決心不能再坐視不管，預備要在他遭到佐助毒手(?)之前搶救回可愛的鳴人。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2o7GQ5JrU
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伯父這次又眼明手快的在我伸出手前秒抓回了小鳴人。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRBTKkzgxp
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這……伯父，我該感激你嗎?79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnmOadm3mY
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看小鳴人還在不安分的扭動，我靈機一動，將隨身攜帶的棒棒糖拿出來，遞給小鳴人，「鳴人不要生氣!鼬哥哥請你吃糖果，我們不要理佐助那個混蛋。」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ671FNHjJTP
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他水汪汪的眼裡閃著感激，還給我一個比糖果還要甜膩的微笑。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtEN5Zy8Hc
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YA!我宇智波鼬出運了!我在心裡翻跟斗 (靈亂入:不!鼬大哥你崩的很徹底……)79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjXMGjoWWo
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看到佐助那副我搶他老婆的惡狠狠眼神，我也展現大哥威儀的以眼還眼。愚蠢的弟弟啊!先下手為強才是王道。記住哥哥給你上的這一課。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5gLG8W6Yp
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旁邊的伯母和母親依舊在腐言腐語，內容大致是說大學時他們想把父親和波風伯父湊成一對，可惜最後反而是自己淪落到分別嫁給他們兩位。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUm7GgZXko
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看著開心舔著我給的棒棒糖的小鳴，耳尖的我馬上聽到母親的一道暗示: 「真是天然小受啊!玖辛奈，以後誰娶到妳兒子誰幸福!」79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvnAL7jkN5
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母親大人您放心!漩渦鳴人以後一定會成為您的大媳婦!79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfixWf5lJcp
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