極短篇──關於孩子﹝洛黎﹞對話版51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5SikICiTg
　　‧一樣要先看過本資料夾中的《冰漾》再看才看得懂喔~51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1H7HnfYno
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　　某日「被騷擾到」醒來，某仙人發現一大早「又」趴在床邊看他的除了那隻上古神祇外還多了另外兩隻更小的。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3LoyTY1Jc
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　　兩隻更小的更小的更小的……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucuR59a1Z7
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　　洛安：(黑臉一把拎起慣犯)……你最好給我交代清楚這是怎麼一回事。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWq6qwv8wys
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　　黎沚：欸？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6A6dk7b4Up
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　　然後是「其實比較早出來的」加碼版↓(我花好大的努力才把他精簡成上面的對話版QAQ51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPxKFvkRPC
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　　極短篇──關於孩子(洛黎)加碼版51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPUU2IxT7U
　　‧到底是為什麼配對會一個一個冒(暈眩)51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7GIx5kJlx
　　‧而且劇情還越來越長是怎麼一回事啦！說好的極短對白式咧？(被巴死51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMD1OBEvgC
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　　「洛安……洛安……」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VycYS9OKh
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　　清晨，仙人是被一陣呼喚聲給吵醒的。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ808ssHZYPb
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　　而認出聲音主人的瞬間，他幾乎是先升起滿懷無奈的情緒才起身，看向噪音源，不意外看見一張笑得無比燦爛的該死娃娃臉。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTbJxqACzo
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　　「你又是怎麼進來的……」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOh3TZyZJ4
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　　那個真是羽族上古神祇的傢伙，不但毫無自覺長得一張娃娃臉就算了，個性還跟著低齡化，今天是不知道第幾度大清早成功突破防線衝進自己房裡，就不知道這種三不五時上演的騷擾劇碼意義何在？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMG0wLBH3Lz
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　　明明身為仙人是該清心寡慾，不為世事波動心弦，可自從遇到這傢伙之後，以往覺得很簡單的事越來愈複雜。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RQHp2VRM5
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　　就像某位精靈說的一樣，真是越活越回去了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnO07XLgyH
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　　想著，他又在內心歎一口氣。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChm6ztWc7v
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　　「洛安~我來這裡找你是有事啦！」顯然很不滿他的語氣，來者忿忿不平的解釋。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUoC9JPzQq
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　　「你哪次不是說有事？」然後實際上都是無聊來煩他，那種出現的高頻率他都不知道該說什麼好，就只有做錯事這人才會跑得不見蹤影。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIZQgesCe9
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　　「真的有事啦！不要不相信我！不信你看──」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUI66Q7Uu8w
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　　被二度嫌棄的某上古神祇怒了，突然從身後就掏出「一團」東西往他臉上死命湊。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER8nuIOWEQ
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　　「喂！」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpKgzdzgRu
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　　莫名其妙的掙扎好一會才脫身，被硬塞的東西那麼近根本看不出是什麼，只聞到一股淡淡的某種味道，略顯狼狽的回頭看向兇手，接著，卻在下一瞬間睜大眼。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡontFrSmW9W
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　　──他看見了什麼！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDrigladvh
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　　黎沚手上抱著的竟是一個孩子、活生生會動的那種。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTl08sBwbdY
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　　而且孩子就算了，還和那傢伙長得一模一樣，唯一差別只在被縮水成不足歲的大小，此時，兩雙同樣閃閃發亮的眼睛正「充滿期待」的看向他……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5g0nKpRdM
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　　所以說，「……那是什麼？」良久他才勉強問出這句話。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXDwm3CtQc
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　　「孩子啊！我的孩子耶！你看他長得跟我好像！」超歡樂的語氣。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfzQoHAWce
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　　……是很像。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmn7kxqo31D
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　　「等等所以你到底什麼時候有孩子了！？」為什麼為什麼！到底是跟誰的！總不會是他跟這傢伙做了什麼，然後其實羽族的體質……不！這不可能！那是什麼糟糕的畫面──51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN59YvoCUNZ
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　　睡一半被吵醒的腦袋不但失去平常的鎮定……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1AvRSG1ZL
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　　還完全容易往糟糕的地方想。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxgpNd6uJ9
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　　仙人覺得有一瞬間他的顏面神經可能壞死了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMWcHoVWDj
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　　「欸？洛安，不要難過不用羨慕，你看！你也有喔！」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7iYBWz4Ae
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　　一秒誤解他震驚原因的某人空出另一隻手，很歡樂的指指他身邊，而手上的小孩跟著開心的拍起手。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uBYh58RuT
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　　他下意識低下頭，和一雙冷靜淡漠不過比例偏大點的嚴肅黑瞳對上。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRzkPyLirw
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　　「洛安洛安！高興吧~你的小孩也好可愛喔──」51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtay1Y1BI2J
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　　拜託重點不是這個吧！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7bvXJ4P84
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