【周葉】電競宅的正確約會行程39Please respect copyright.PENANAfsTeesYsR5
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夏休日常之類的。39Please respect copyright.PENANADGik6jeXV0
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主機啪咻一聲停止運轉,葉修晶亮的眼瞬間跟著一起電腦螢幕黑屏死透。和槍王交往後被養得營養十足從蒼白進化健康血色的唇重複開闔,「哥的BOSS啊……」39Please respect copyright.PENANAlKkULpyLGo
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周澤楷坐在葉修隔壁,螢幕同樣一片漆黑。微抿著的唇壓抑著笑意——短時間內不用繼續幫興欣搶BOSS了。39Please respect copyright.PENANAaEJKagT3Wu
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他起身將瞬間奄掛在電腦桌和椅子間、活像在大太陽底下曝曬多日的魷魚的自家前輩拖進客廳塞到放著麻將涼蓆的沙發椅。走到廚房將早上燙熟冰鎮後放冰箱的蕎麥麵條、蔬菜、雞胸肉塊和醬汁從冰箱端出。39Please respect copyright.PENANA3AqxYHsNes
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比起不知何時回復的供電,他更在意自家前輩的作息矯正計畫是否正常執行。39Please respect copyright.PENANAMI2byN9Hqi
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洗完手後擦乾水滴,拿起雞胸肉塊緩緩將肉從骨架上拆除,鋪疊在水晶碗裡。在準備將肉絲和其他蔬菜用醬汁拌一起時,身後無聲地貼了散發暖暖熱氣的男性身體,下巴抵在他的肩窩。「來點肉吧。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAl5DZezDhQL
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周澤楷捏了撮雞肉沾了醬汁,塞進葉修那開啟垃圾話模式誇著『槍王果真聯盟好媳婦』的嘴裡。39Please respect copyright.PENANAKTrVUeBuyX
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同居就是在磨合之間找出一個平衡點。39Please respect copyright.PENANAL7nzoq2R1D
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平日沒待一起不會注意,但夏休整天當連體嬰,天天外食泡麵不是辦法。男人間不用太商量,直接敲定輪流做菜。鍋碗瓢盆、油糖醋酒鹽、水中游的、地上跑的、土裡長的通通搬回家,開始炸廚房。39Please respect copyright.PENANARuIMjJrC3F
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葉修大大離家出走後遇到了蘇家兄妹之後進了嘉世再來待了興欣,出門在外十多年,廚藝技能只亮了一個——煮泡麵。39Please respect copyright.PENANAs5UtscU3sV
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『凡事只要努力就會有成績收穫』榮耀教科書用在廚房一星期裡一三五三餐的努力證明了是屁話。大大切菜沒問題只是速度慢了些大小不一致——新手這挺正常的;油量調味料都按著食譜放,周澤楷也在一旁觀看,證明絕對沒問題;上桌的菜看起來也挺有賣相,但那味道不知為何就是會走偏十萬八千里連葉家那條不知活了幾年的老土狗都嫌棄。39Please respect copyright.PENANATkAY77wDEz
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槍王大大工作日有輪迴食堂大媽的特殊照顧,休假回了家有槍王爹的愛妻料理(兒子的份只是順便)可以吃。但好歹就算兩位出門旅遊去,也能自己簡單的下點麵條燙點菜肉切水果搞出一餐出來。39Please respect copyright.PENANAUhDRlZKTxA
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一星期裡的二四六短短三天三餐總共九回,槍王已經從煎蛋沙拉進化到家常菜甚至往館子菜邁進,不可能幾天達到他爹煮了二十年功力,可也甩開他家受了廚神詛咒的前輩幾圈地球圓周的距離。39Please respect copyright.PENANAmvWed74Paj
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不用多說,廚房裡需要開火的就交給周澤楷,葉修也沒連洗碗的活也一起丟給對方,刷刷盤子他還是會的。在槍王偶爾的偶爾犯懶時,還會秀上一手聯盟女神認可的精湛泡麵技術。39Please respect copyright.PENANAXwlZ7lEB1b
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家事打掃不用像廚藝需要天份,需要的就是耐心。39Please respect copyright.PENANALz8SZWqDn4
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葉修不會做到一半就中離落跑,但沾醬油式的清掃方式就算家中有貴死人吸力永不減弱的超強吸塵器,該積灰塵的地方還是在。於是家裏有了兩台吸塵器一台用來吸能見的地板,一台槍王專用用來吸家具底下及看不見的角落。39Please respect copyright.PENANAE5JIzgtIbz
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至於為甚麼不讓保潔阿姨上場?兩人薪水也不是負擔不起一星期一次的費用。只能說這又是另一個『一個阿姨從沙發底下、洗衣機後頭、陽台拖把下清出發霉男用內褲』的故事了……39Please respect copyright.PENANAocr8ytunKH
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被葉秋送來的阿姨清出發霉甚至還長出香菇的內褲也就算了,不能忍的是兩條款式不同的內褲上長出的香菇大小粗細,還挺還原主人尺寸的。就算葉修臉皮之厚在榮耀紀錄保持多年,在自家弟弟百忙抽空發QQ來嘲笑的時候,立刻拉黑了自家兄弟。39Please respect copyright.PENANAnpWWrmoJsG
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離題太多,回到槍王正在做涼拌手撕雞的現場。39Please respect copyright.PENANAvO03SfmQaq
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葉修嚥下肉絲後,他趁著對方張口時塞了黃椒片進去。39Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4uuCXRE2t
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「趁機偷襲啊!」酸甜中又帶著點辣的醬汁清爽開胃,搭著黃椒……好像也不是那麼糟糕。葉修忍不住嘖了一聲,隨即又被塞了杏鮑菇片。39Please respect copyright.PENANAtxebfTdYR8
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食材都快被餵食了一遍,葉修才想起自己黏到青年身後的目的。39Please respect copyright.PENANAO72DmkmFk1
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「剛才說了是幫搶完BOSS跟你去晨跑一星期的啊。既然都停電,那這條件也不算數了。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAxkOHTNf0DM
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聞言,周澤楷扭過頭默默地盯著自家前輩許久,又往他嘴裡塞了根玉米筍,「不晨跑。去約會?」39Please respect copyright.PENANAPcCyl4JCkM
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「BOSS沒到手呢!」39Please respect copyright.PENANAgNQx3jHj22
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「約會,就一次……」39Please respect copyright.PENANADS545Ooiqx
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幫著把拌好的手撕雞和涼麵盤端上餐桌,面對周澤楷那討好又委屈的眼神語氣,對青年抵抗力還是不太足的葉修連忙將對方的頭轉往另一個方向。賣臉可恥!有種你就把身上的衣服褲子內褲全脫了搞裸體圍裙,約會算什麼?我跟你晨跑一輩子!39Please respect copyright.PENANADNLuubzJQm
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不過連續七天的要命運動換成一日的約會,對懶得動的葉修來說當然划得來。剛才還想著如果周澤楷不答應,就耍賴每天早上開著兩人的小號上榮耀競技場跑幾圈的。39Please respect copyright.PENANAmQfqjIdjfl
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「行!約會就約會。」39Please respect copyright.PENANALyLfH0Z4q6
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沒料到自家前輩竟然答應的如此乾脆,原以為會經過一番單方面討價還價(周澤楷只要點頭搖頭太超過的才被逼出幾個字)的人,聞言背景瞬間綻開了七零年代王子專用的花式網點,閃瞎葉修雙眼的同時,也讓他反省起自己對於情人交往這件事似乎散漫了些。39Please respect copyright.PENANAHAkXp7BB6p
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手上筷子捲起的麻將涼麵在榮耀教科書思考間捲成了一大坨,他乾脆將手上的東西直接戳上了前方是一大盆手撕雞和少許麵條的聯盟第一臉嘴邊。39Please respect copyright.PENANA30kKfc1O1v
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俊臉愀著明顯就能看出對方正糾結著『是前輩餵食的好想吃』可是夏休期間依然得控制澱粉量……葉修忍不住挑起嘴角,「這口麵難道還能讓你胖一斤嗎?」39Please respect copyright.PENANAvf2hjeEQfC
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這可不是一口麵的份量,都趕上成年男性的兩口了。葉修一手撐著下巴,持筷的手也不動,就看著槍王將筷子上的麵條慢慢咬進嘴裡。他好像有點懂為甚麼有些人會喜歡盯著自家倉鼠進食了。39Please respect copyright.PENANAqiShxIGMKK
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「那小周啊,咱們什麼時候、又要去哪裡約會?」39Please respect copyright.PENANAOqn6Y0UZVC
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雖然是自己提出的要求,但當下周澤楷還真沒想那麼多,於是正彎著的眉眼又靠攏起來。葉修抄過停下進食的的後輩手上的叉子,扠起盆裡的肉片靠到對方唇邊。39Please respect copyright.PENANAjX0h8dvgz4
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煩惱究竟該到哪約會的槍王反射性張口嚼食,腦海裡刷掉了一片情侶約會聖地。39Please respect copyright.PENANA3FNG1Vjq7g
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別說遊樂園,葉修連社區的小公園都懶得走,晚餐後的幾次消食散步還是他磨來的。某日蘇沐澄和陳果來訪時,聽見葉修抱怨走了三圈公園外圍走道,聯盟的美人選手和老闆張大眼相望對視,後者之後遇上周澤楷都是一副有神快拜的模樣。39Please respect copyright.PENANAZuyKqNjdj0
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只有兩人知道,那是葉修在兩人的夜(床)間(上)運動和公園散步二選一一的結果。而隔天晚上其實也不是那麼乖順的槍王,就在葉修底線裡把那回給做回來。39Please respect copyright.PENANAInC94qz7xa
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看電影恐怕也不行。兩人還沒交往前,聯盟贊助的榮耀主題電影上映,首映會上除了劇組人員全是職業選手。自己的位置就排在葉修隔壁,燈光一暗,葉修靠近他耳邊低聲說著「小周啊我睡一會兒,等開始唱片尾曲再叫我。」連主角的臉都還沒出現,就頭一歪往旁邊一靠壓上了自己的肩膀。多虧平日少言,會後給出好看二字的評價,他人也無法得知他當下的心猿意馬心神不寧。39Please respect copyright.PENANAf0C59g8YAG
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「想好了?」39Please respect copyright.PENANAbDHoCTrjjc
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俊臉微微一紅點點頭,決定明天整日一起榮耀當約會。39Please respect copyright.PENANAgF19WXBKCl
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心裡知道周澤楷是遷就自己的懶病,葉修的嘴還是有點癢,「年輕人就這樣宅在家怎麼行呢?」39Please respect copyright.PENANA0kMTtoRmeh
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周澤楷想了半天終於提出現在停電也無法打遊戲不如去購物中心的建議。建築物裡曬不到太陽有電梯、有空調、有影城、有餐廳,最上層還有個摩天輪滿足了所有約會需要的必備條件,而且地下二樓還有超市回家前能順便把一星期的菜給買了。39Please respect copyright.PENANALIhOGv8pNs
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「行啊!」39Please respect copyright.PENANADj00fYHmEE
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設想很美好,但是無法控制的除了噴嚏咳嗽外,還有某人突發的猛爆性懶症。39Please respect copyright.PENANASV49voVvHT
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上一刻還在反省戀人交往間的相處不夠積極,進餐完畢鋪著麻將涼蓆沙發一靠,睡意立刻來襲,忍不住開始反悔耍賴,和自家小年輕開始行程大殺價——去了電影、砍了用餐、抹了搭摩天輪,最終只剩一個超市買菜。吃人吃到底的是最後還得猜拳,周澤楷連贏三把,他才跟著出門。39Please respect copyright.PENANAhWzx6dnD5w
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無法相信自己連輸十次的剪子石頭布,葉修兩隻爪子在槍王的臉上胡亂蹂躪一通,「讓我蹭蹭運氣。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAwD6JkV8BGK
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「猜最後一把,前面都不算,一次決勝負。」39Please respect copyright.PENANALgsV0vK1R1
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青年聞言乖順點頭,下一秒他家前輩閉上了眼,倒數三二一出了石頭,他看著自己大張的手掌和前方蒼白的拳頭。39Please respect copyright.PENANAj1CI9BVvHc
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懶懶的趴在沙發上的人,晃著出著石頭的手也沒張開眼,「喔!我贏了!超市買菜回來記得帶隻甜筒,要薄荷味的。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAhhnc2WHukQ
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瞅著自己白皙的掌心好一會兒,面對裝死到底還讓自己路上小心的前輩,也沒將人帶出門39Please respect copyright.PENANAmR0fhjbr2l
,周澤楷只能默默拿起椅背的薄外出服套上,拿起鞋櫃上的車鑰匙。39Please respect copyright.PENANAm4D9kc65Co
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車轉進公園旁的小巷,周澤楷就瞧見剛剛一臉出門就是要我命的人正蹲在小公園圍牆外樹蔭邊,舔著一根高度有些過火的粉色霜淇淋,一手拉著已經足夠寬鬆的衣領煽風,聽見喇叭聲後抬頭起身,揚起笑容。39Please respect copyright.PENANA8oBa6q3UUJ
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將車子臨停到人行道邊,周澤楷降下車窗。頂著他困惑的目光,葉修自覺開口:「喔……我出來買菸。」在對方探過身準備推開副駕駛側車門時,舉高手上的霜淇淋阻止了他的動作,指著不遠處一台改裝的霜淇淋販售箱型車,「給我幾個零錢我去付帳。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAGVMf35RJfr
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周澤楷從儀表版上的零錢盒掏出幾枚硬幣,「我來。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAxdcnzMNlrS
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頂著店家老闆那『沃操今天走大運了剛剛是活生生的葉神現在是活生生的槍王』的驚喜眼神,接過銀色油漆筆在葉修二字旁緊密簽下周澤楷,持筆的手緊了緊,忍下在兩個名字間話相合傘的少女衝動。39Please respect copyright.PENANAVLdXdZY9Di
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待周澤楷走回停車格,葉修還在和霜淇淋奮鬥,見自家後輩走來,直接將手上的餅乾筒遞過去,「西瓜牛奶味的,剩下都給你了!「老闆說給簽名就免費,一時腦抽就給答應。吃到現在膩死人了。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAP73qZtsZbI
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葉修拿到粉絲老闆贈送高高一根份量十足的甜食的當下,才想起自己早交待去購物的戀人買冰品回家。39Please respect copyright.PENANAUnUXu1Z41a
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能分享的人不在身邊,原本舔個幾口兩人對分一隻剛好,自己一人就只能吃到膩味,更別說自己對這種東西其實真沒多大興趣,越舔越慢的結果就是餅乾都軟了大半。39Please respect copyright.PENANAd2OAJ8wb7G
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但周澤楷並未接過開始從底部淌出糖水的甜食,只是俯下身咬了一口,就著葉修的手將整隻冰淇淋解決。然後,舌尖舔上了沾附黏膩粉色糖液的掌心,之後是手指、虎口、手腕內側,直到回復主人細心保養的白皙。39Please respect copyright.PENANAiNTsftNNZt
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紅嫩唇瓣在手掌心上啾得最後一口的那聲之響啊,讓葉修莫名的顫慄和羞恥感瞬間從零到爆表。輕甩周澤楷不知何時撐扶自己腕背上的手,說著「大庭廣眾呢?自重啊少年!」隨即又口不對語地舔了後輩同樣帶著西瓜牛奶香的唇,逕自從對方褲袋掏出中控鎖。39Please respect copyright.PENANAAM0m3bBUcm
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周澤楷看著葉修髮絲遮掩間隱約可見的血色耳廓,抿了抿唇丟句「等我」跑往冰淇淋車方向。39Please respect copyright.PENANAmFJUeaZ4Tg
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見周澤楷兩手空空回來,葉修好奇了,隨手將車上常備的毛巾塞給他擦汗。39Please respect copyright.PENANAlxOwG7RYEA
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「……最近天氣不好。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAcoEuMQuzvA
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「是有聽說週末開始會有午後雷陣雨。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAmucucZTJBZ
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「會下雨……所以送傘。是銀武,颱風也不怕。」39Please respect copyright.PENANA5p9mgW1xB9
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榮耀教科書的周澤楷語仍未考到最高級,瞧著臉微紅、眼神又晶亮到不行的槍王,總算體驗到網絡曾經流行的那句『不覺明厲』雙手忍不住搓揉起了槍王的髮。39Please respect copyright.PENANAY0D9OWfMky
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「銀武的傘?送了千機傘啊?」39Please respect copyright.PENANA2Z4OLbu9gp
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傻蠢鳥窩造型依然不減帥氣的青年鄭重點了頭。「嗯,千機傘。」39Please respect copyright.PENANADYzR95uhkf
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兩人到家後,社區供電也恢復正常。39Please respect copyright.PENANAxNqyl1mjGS
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周澤楷將手上的購物袋隨意塞進冰箱冷藏,隨即拉著還想往書房跑的葉修進浴室。他轉開水龍頭往浴缸放水後,俐落爽快地脫下T恤。葉修瞅著對方隱約可見的腹肌,「我自己一個人就行,保證不貪涼洗冷水!」39Please respect copyright.PENANAJhCAuYmNUp
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某次葉修獨自出門大汗淋漓回家,冷水沖涼又光著大半個身子開空調在書房裡打榮耀,結果半夜開始咳嗽發燒,待早上槍王歸宅在主臥室看到蔫了大半的榮耀教科書。趁著對方昏昏沉沉嘴巴不緊挖出對方整天行程作息後,槍王終於意識到自家前輩飼料雞體質、和不把身體當一回事的不良習慣。39Please respect copyright.PENANAzMacmnq8Je
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那一次起,只要葉修外出返家他又在現場,榮耀教科書就會經歷一場槍王粉絲貢獻一生財產也無法得到的頂級服務:美男幫洗浴(沒有特殊哲學符號♂的那種)咳!好吧……怎麼可能單純起來?偷偷摸摸手感良好的腰和屁股拿點服務費還是必須的。39Please respect copyright.PENANAuq3sc2FeBV
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「不好。」如果聯盟舉辦選手脫衣比賽,槍王前三有望。葉修才講了兩句,他已經解開牛仔褲褲頭拉下拉鍊褲管,抬腳將褲子甩進門外洗衣籃。39Please respect copyright.PENANAcuoHYo3Pmb
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剛才葉修吃完冰不久就汗著待在吹冷氣的車中,行車時間雖然沒幾分鐘,但還是謹慎一點的好。所以槍王倒真連吃點小豆腐的念頭都沒有,直接把葉修T恤下擺往上一拉。對方不得不像幼兒園孩童一樣雙手高舉讓他將自己衣服脫下。39Please respect copyright.PENANAkMSr9pDoNs
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「行了行了,剩下的我自己來!你去關浴缸的水。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAGwAJOAyPoI
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在全身上下沒一絲遺漏的清洗後,葉修自覺踩進浴缸,趴在邊緣瞧著將沐浴乳打出泡沫往身上抹的自家後輩。39Please respect copyright.PENANA6QKfyJaqMm
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人長得正,什麼動作都有吸引力,。再正直磊落的動作也總會添加一份模糊曖昧,更別說現在這種光裸著的時刻。39Please respect copyright.PENANAJK7HkHCnIs
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「小周啊,」葉修瞇著眼,打了個呵欠,「我褲子口袋裡的東西幫我拿出來……」39Please respect copyright.PENANAEqOgpsl2k8
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從休閒七分褲的前袋翻出紙盒後,周澤楷的臉瞬間比浸在熱水里的葉修還紅。39Please respect copyright.PENANAWhI511LmL8
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「前輩——」槍王轉身,拿著巧克力包裝偽裝的保險套盒的手有點抖。39Please respect copyright.PENANA1zrsXyPPN5
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「附近公園小賣店七夕買菸送的……買一送一。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAUig2xtVs4x
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「明明……」你已經戒菸三個月了,而且小賣店沒有賣套子的。之前在公園沒有拆穿,現在又來一次,饒是平日少言,此時很有戳破對方藉口的惡趣味。39Please respect copyright.PENANABdMmrWk6Yp
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「嗯?」39Please respect copyright.PENANAqppSiGOaws
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周澤楷搖頭、不顧身上還有泡沫,像隻活力過剩大型犬一樣泡進浴缸。39Please respect copyright.PENANAbWG7fwAsEb
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趕在擦出什麼反應前將自家後輩推遠,葉修抄過他手上的東西,拋到不遠處的三角置物架上,呲牙,「不准在浴缸裡做!」39Please respect copyright.PENANAwEpMMKj6BW
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想起那唯一一次在浴缸裡的經歷,葉修的腰不自覺開始酸痛起來。人體工學的浴缸用來泡澡字舒適的,但用來做愛簡直會要掉柔軟度不佳的人的老命。平常就躺半天床,那一次他足足躺床躺整天,隔日腰還是疼。39Please respect copyright.PENANA3kUiNBtGXF
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「不在這裡做。」將人撈回自己身上,儘管身下物體硬度明顯,周澤楷倒真不食言就單純前胸貼著葉修的後背,雙手穿過對方腋下在腹部交疊,俊臉蹭著彈性帶粉色的頸間。39Please respect copyright.PENANAaSZQlabEqN
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被蹭的有些癢,葉修語帶笑意,「小周,情人節快樂。」39Please respect copyright.PENANADi8a2tiJbp
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感受到身後加劇的心跳,和下方越來越硬挺、不只二兩的二兩君,葉修突然覺得一盒四個似乎有點……39Please respect copyright.PENANAeRFqAZFPhW
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夏休日常之類的。39Please respect copyright.PENANADGik6jeXV0
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主機啪咻一聲停止運轉,葉修晶亮的眼瞬間跟著一起電腦螢幕黑屏死透。和槍王交往後被養得營養十足從蒼白進化健康血色的唇重複開闔,「哥的BOSS啊……」39Please respect copyright.PENANAlKkULpyLGo
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周澤楷坐在葉修隔壁,螢幕同樣一片漆黑。微抿著的唇壓抑著笑意——短時間內不用繼續幫興欣搶BOSS了。39Please respect copyright.PENANAaEJKagT3Wu
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他起身將瞬間奄掛在電腦桌和椅子間、活像在大太陽底下曝曬多日的魷魚的自家前輩拖進客廳塞到放著麻將涼蓆的沙發椅。走到廚房將早上燙熟冰鎮後放冰箱的蕎麥麵條、蔬菜、雞胸肉塊和醬汁從冰箱端出。39Please respect copyright.PENANA3AqxYHsNes
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比起不知何時回復的供電,他更在意自家前輩的作息矯正計畫是否正常執行。39Please respect copyright.PENANAMI2byN9Hqi
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洗完手後擦乾水滴,拿起雞胸肉塊緩緩將肉從骨架上拆除,鋪疊在水晶碗裡。在準備將肉絲和其他蔬菜用醬汁拌一起時,身後無聲地貼了散發暖暖熱氣的男性身體,下巴抵在他的肩窩。「來點肉吧。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAl5DZezDhQL
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周澤楷捏了撮雞肉沾了醬汁,塞進葉修那開啟垃圾話模式誇著『槍王果真聯盟好媳婦』的嘴裡。39Please respect copyright.PENANAKTrVUeBuyX
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同居就是在磨合之間找出一個平衡點。39Please respect copyright.PENANAL7nzoq2R1D
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平日沒待一起不會注意,但夏休整天當連體嬰,天天外食泡麵不是辦法。男人間不用太商量,直接敲定輪流做菜。鍋碗瓢盆、油糖醋酒鹽、水中游的、地上跑的、土裡長的通通搬回家,開始炸廚房。39Please respect copyright.PENANARuIMjJrC3F
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葉修大大離家出走後遇到了蘇家兄妹之後進了嘉世再來待了興欣,出門在外十多年,廚藝技能只亮了一個——煮泡麵。39Please respect copyright.PENANAs5UtscU3sV
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『凡事只要努力就會有成績收穫』榮耀教科書用在廚房一星期裡一三五三餐的努力證明了是屁話。大大切菜沒問題只是速度慢了些大小不一致——新手這挺正常的;油量調味料都按著食譜放,周澤楷也在一旁觀看,證明絕對沒問題;上桌的菜看起來也挺有賣相,但那味道不知為何就是會走偏十萬八千里連葉家那條不知活了幾年的老土狗都嫌棄。39Please respect copyright.PENANATkAY77wDEz
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槍王大大工作日有輪迴食堂大媽的特殊照顧,休假回了家有槍王爹的愛妻料理(兒子的份只是順便)可以吃。但好歹就算兩位出門旅遊去,也能自己簡單的下點麵條燙點菜肉切水果搞出一餐出來。39Please respect copyright.PENANAUhDRlZKTxA
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一星期裡的二四六短短三天三餐總共九回,槍王已經從煎蛋沙拉進化到家常菜甚至往館子菜邁進,不可能幾天達到他爹煮了二十年功力,可也甩開他家受了廚神詛咒的前輩幾圈地球圓周的距離。39Please respect copyright.PENANAmvWed74Paj
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不用多說,廚房裡需要開火的就交給周澤楷,葉修也沒連洗碗的活也一起丟給對方,刷刷盤子他還是會的。在槍王偶爾的偶爾犯懶時,還會秀上一手聯盟女神認可的精湛泡麵技術。39Please respect copyright.PENANAXwlZ7lEB1b
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家事打掃不用像廚藝需要天份,需要的就是耐心。39Please respect copyright.PENANALz8SZWqDn4
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葉修不會做到一半就中離落跑,但沾醬油式的清掃方式就算家中有貴死人吸力永不減弱的超強吸塵器,該積灰塵的地方還是在。於是家裏有了兩台吸塵器一台用來吸能見的地板,一台槍王專用用來吸家具底下及看不見的角落。39Please respect copyright.PENANAE5JIzgtIbz
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至於為甚麼不讓保潔阿姨上場?兩人薪水也不是負擔不起一星期一次的費用。只能說這又是另一個『一個阿姨從沙發底下、洗衣機後頭、陽台拖把下清出發霉男用內褲』的故事了……39Please respect copyright.PENANAocr8ytunKH
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被葉秋送來的阿姨清出發霉甚至還長出香菇的內褲也就算了,不能忍的是兩條款式不同的內褲上長出的香菇大小粗細,還挺還原主人尺寸的。就算葉修臉皮之厚在榮耀紀錄保持多年,在自家弟弟百忙抽空發QQ來嘲笑的時候,立刻拉黑了自家兄弟。39Please respect copyright.PENANAnpWWrmoJsG
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離題太多,回到槍王正在做涼拌手撕雞的現場。39Please respect copyright.PENANAvO03SfmQaq
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葉修嚥下肉絲後,他趁著對方張口時塞了黃椒片進去。39Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4uuCXRE2t
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「趁機偷襲啊!」酸甜中又帶著點辣的醬汁清爽開胃,搭著黃椒……好像也不是那麼糟糕。葉修忍不住嘖了一聲,隨即又被塞了杏鮑菇片。39Please respect copyright.PENANAtxebfTdYR8
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食材都快被餵食了一遍,葉修才想起自己黏到青年身後的目的。39Please respect copyright.PENANAO72DmkmFk1
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「剛才說了是幫搶完BOSS跟你去晨跑一星期的啊。既然都停電,那這條件也不算數了。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAxkOHTNf0DM
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聞言,周澤楷扭過頭默默地盯著自家前輩許久,又往他嘴裡塞了根玉米筍,「不晨跑。去約會?」39Please respect copyright.PENANAPcCyl4JCkM
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「BOSS沒到手呢!」39Please respect copyright.PENANAgNQx3jHj22
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「約會,就一次……」39Please respect copyright.PENANADS545Ooiqx
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幫著把拌好的手撕雞和涼麵盤端上餐桌,面對周澤楷那討好又委屈的眼神語氣,對青年抵抗力還是不太足的葉修連忙將對方的頭轉往另一個方向。賣臉可恥!有種你就把身上的衣服褲子內褲全脫了搞裸體圍裙,約會算什麼?我跟你晨跑一輩子!39Please respect copyright.PENANADNLuubzJQm
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不過連續七天的要命運動換成一日的約會,對懶得動的葉修來說當然划得來。剛才還想著如果周澤楷不答應,就耍賴每天早上開著兩人的小號上榮耀競技場跑幾圈的。39Please respect copyright.PENANAmQfqjIdjfl
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「行!約會就約會。」39Please respect copyright.PENANALyLfH0Z4q6
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沒料到自家前輩竟然答應的如此乾脆,原以為會經過一番單方面討價還價(周澤楷只要點頭搖頭太超過的才被逼出幾個字)的人,聞言背景瞬間綻開了七零年代王子專用的花式網點,閃瞎葉修雙眼的同時,也讓他反省起自己對於情人交往這件事似乎散漫了些。39Please respect copyright.PENANAHAkXp7BB6p
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手上筷子捲起的麻將涼麵在榮耀教科書思考間捲成了一大坨,他乾脆將手上的東西直接戳上了前方是一大盆手撕雞和少許麵條的聯盟第一臉嘴邊。39Please respect copyright.PENANA30kKfc1O1v
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俊臉愀著明顯就能看出對方正糾結著『是前輩餵食的好想吃』可是夏休期間依然得控制澱粉量……葉修忍不住挑起嘴角,「這口麵難道還能讓你胖一斤嗎?」39Please respect copyright.PENANAvf2hjeEQfC
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這可不是一口麵的份量,都趕上成年男性的兩口了。葉修一手撐著下巴,持筷的手也不動,就看著槍王將筷子上的麵條慢慢咬進嘴裡。他好像有點懂為甚麼有些人會喜歡盯著自家倉鼠進食了。39Please respect copyright.PENANAqiShxIGMKK
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「那小周啊,咱們什麼時候、又要去哪裡約會?」39Please respect copyright.PENANAOqn6Y0UZVC
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雖然是自己提出的要求,但當下周澤楷還真沒想那麼多,於是正彎著的眉眼又靠攏起來。葉修抄過停下進食的的後輩手上的叉子,扠起盆裡的肉片靠到對方唇邊。39Please respect copyright.PENANAjX0h8dvgz4
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煩惱究竟該到哪約會的槍王反射性張口嚼食,腦海裡刷掉了一片情侶約會聖地。39Please respect copyright.PENANA3FNG1Vjq7g
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別說遊樂園,葉修連社區的小公園都懶得走,晚餐後的幾次消食散步還是他磨來的。某日蘇沐澄和陳果來訪時,聽見葉修抱怨走了三圈公園外圍走道,聯盟的美人選手和老闆張大眼相望對視,後者之後遇上周澤楷都是一副有神快拜的模樣。39Please respect copyright.PENANAZuyKqNjdj0
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只有兩人知道,那是葉修在兩人的夜(床)間(上)運動和公園散步二選一一的結果。而隔天晚上其實也不是那麼乖順的槍王,就在葉修底線裡把那回給做回來。39Please respect copyright.PENANAInC94qz7xa
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看電影恐怕也不行。兩人還沒交往前,聯盟贊助的榮耀主題電影上映,首映會上除了劇組人員全是職業選手。自己的位置就排在葉修隔壁,燈光一暗,葉修靠近他耳邊低聲說著「小周啊我睡一會兒,等開始唱片尾曲再叫我。」連主角的臉都還沒出現,就頭一歪往旁邊一靠壓上了自己的肩膀。多虧平日少言,會後給出好看二字的評價,他人也無法得知他當下的心猿意馬心神不寧。39Please respect copyright.PENANAf0C59g8YAG
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「想好了?」39Please respect copyright.PENANAbDHoCTrjjc
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俊臉微微一紅點點頭,決定明天整日一起榮耀當約會。39Please respect copyright.PENANAgF19WXBKCl
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心裡知道周澤楷是遷就自己的懶病,葉修的嘴還是有點癢,「年輕人就這樣宅在家怎麼行呢?」39Please respect copyright.PENANA0kMTtoRmeh
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周澤楷想了半天終於提出現在停電也無法打遊戲不如去購物中心的建議。建築物裡曬不到太陽有電梯、有空調、有影城、有餐廳,最上層還有個摩天輪滿足了所有約會需要的必備條件,而且地下二樓還有超市回家前能順便把一星期的菜給買了。39Please respect copyright.PENANALIhOGv8pNs
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「行啊!」39Please respect copyright.PENANADj00fYHmEE
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設想很美好,但是無法控制的除了噴嚏咳嗽外,還有某人突發的猛爆性懶症。39Please respect copyright.PENANASV49voVvHT
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上一刻還在反省戀人交往間的相處不夠積極,進餐完畢鋪著麻將涼蓆沙發一靠,睡意立刻來襲,忍不住開始反悔耍賴,和自家小年輕開始行程大殺價——去了電影、砍了用餐、抹了搭摩天輪,最終只剩一個超市買菜。吃人吃到底的是最後還得猜拳,周澤楷連贏三把,他才跟著出門。39Please respect copyright.PENANAhWzx6dnD5w
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無法相信自己連輸十次的剪子石頭布,葉修兩隻爪子在槍王的臉上胡亂蹂躪一通,「讓我蹭蹭運氣。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAwD6JkV8BGK
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「猜最後一把,前面都不算,一次決勝負。」39Please respect copyright.PENANALgsV0vK1R1
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青年聞言乖順點頭,下一秒他家前輩閉上了眼,倒數三二一出了石頭,他看著自己大張的手掌和前方蒼白的拳頭。39Please respect copyright.PENANAj1CI9BVvHc
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懶懶的趴在沙發上的人,晃著出著石頭的手也沒張開眼,「喔!我贏了!超市買菜回來記得帶隻甜筒,要薄荷味的。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAhhnc2WHukQ
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瞅著自己白皙的掌心好一會兒,面對裝死到底還讓自己路上小心的前輩,也沒將人帶出門39Please respect copyright.PENANAmR0fhjbr2l
,周澤楷只能默默拿起椅背的薄外出服套上,拿起鞋櫃上的車鑰匙。39Please respect copyright.PENANAm4D9kc65Co
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車轉進公園旁的小巷,周澤楷就瞧見剛剛一臉出門就是要我命的人正蹲在小公園圍牆外樹蔭邊,舔著一根高度有些過火的粉色霜淇淋,一手拉著已經足夠寬鬆的衣領煽風,聽見喇叭聲後抬頭起身,揚起笑容。39Please respect copyright.PENANA8oBa6q3UUJ
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將車子臨停到人行道邊,周澤楷降下車窗。頂著他困惑的目光,葉修自覺開口:「喔……我出來買菸。」在對方探過身準備推開副駕駛側車門時,舉高手上的霜淇淋阻止了他的動作,指著不遠處一台改裝的霜淇淋販售箱型車,「給我幾個零錢我去付帳。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAGVMf35RJfr
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周澤楷從儀表版上的零錢盒掏出幾枚硬幣,「我來。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAxdcnzMNlrS
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頂著店家老闆那『沃操今天走大運了剛剛是活生生的葉神現在是活生生的槍王』的驚喜眼神,接過銀色油漆筆在葉修二字旁緊密簽下周澤楷,持筆的手緊了緊,忍下在兩個名字間話相合傘的少女衝動。39Please respect copyright.PENANAVLdXdZY9Di
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待周澤楷走回停車格,葉修還在和霜淇淋奮鬥,見自家後輩走來,直接將手上的餅乾筒遞過去,「西瓜牛奶味的,剩下都給你了!「老闆說給簽名就免費,一時腦抽就給答應。吃到現在膩死人了。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAP73qZtsZbI
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葉修拿到粉絲老闆贈送高高一根份量十足的甜食的當下,才想起自己早交待去購物的戀人買冰品回家。39Please respect copyright.PENANAUnUXu1Z41a
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能分享的人不在身邊,原本舔個幾口兩人對分一隻剛好,自己一人就只能吃到膩味,更別說自己對這種東西其實真沒多大興趣,越舔越慢的結果就是餅乾都軟了大半。39Please respect copyright.PENANAd2OAJ8wb7G
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但周澤楷並未接過開始從底部淌出糖水的甜食,只是俯下身咬了一口,就著葉修的手將整隻冰淇淋解決。然後,舌尖舔上了沾附黏膩粉色糖液的掌心,之後是手指、虎口、手腕內側,直到回復主人細心保養的白皙。39Please respect copyright.PENANAiNTsftNNZt
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紅嫩唇瓣在手掌心上啾得最後一口的那聲之響啊,讓葉修莫名的顫慄和羞恥感瞬間從零到爆表。輕甩周澤楷不知何時撐扶自己腕背上的手,說著「大庭廣眾呢?自重啊少年!」隨即又口不對語地舔了後輩同樣帶著西瓜牛奶香的唇,逕自從對方褲袋掏出中控鎖。39Please respect copyright.PENANAAM0m3bBUcm
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周澤楷看著葉修髮絲遮掩間隱約可見的血色耳廓,抿了抿唇丟句「等我」跑往冰淇淋車方向。39Please respect copyright.PENANAmFJUeaZ4Tg
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見周澤楷兩手空空回來,葉修好奇了,隨手將車上常備的毛巾塞給他擦汗。39Please respect copyright.PENANAlxOwG7RYEA
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「……最近天氣不好。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAcoEuMQuzvA
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「是有聽說週末開始會有午後雷陣雨。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAmucucZTJBZ
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「會下雨……所以送傘。是銀武,颱風也不怕。」39Please respect copyright.PENANA5p9mgW1xB9
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榮耀教科書的周澤楷語仍未考到最高級,瞧著臉微紅、眼神又晶亮到不行的槍王,總算體驗到網絡曾經流行的那句『不覺明厲』雙手忍不住搓揉起了槍王的髮。39Please respect copyright.PENANAY0D9OWfMky
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「銀武的傘?送了千機傘啊?」39Please respect copyright.PENANA2Z4OLbu9gp
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傻蠢鳥窩造型依然不減帥氣的青年鄭重點了頭。「嗯,千機傘。」39Please respect copyright.PENANADYzR95uhkf
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兩人到家後,社區供電也恢復正常。39Please respect copyright.PENANAxNqyl1mjGS
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周澤楷將手上的購物袋隨意塞進冰箱冷藏,隨即拉著還想往書房跑的葉修進浴室。他轉開水龍頭往浴缸放水後,俐落爽快地脫下T恤。葉修瞅著對方隱約可見的腹肌,「我自己一個人就行,保證不貪涼洗冷水!」39Please respect copyright.PENANAJhCAuYmNUp
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某次葉修獨自出門大汗淋漓回家,冷水沖涼又光著大半個身子開空調在書房裡打榮耀,結果半夜開始咳嗽發燒,待早上槍王歸宅在主臥室看到蔫了大半的榮耀教科書。趁著對方昏昏沉沉嘴巴不緊挖出對方整天行程作息後,槍王終於意識到自家前輩飼料雞體質、和不把身體當一回事的不良習慣。39Please respect copyright.PENANAzMacmnq8Je
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那一次起,只要葉修外出返家他又在現場,榮耀教科書就會經歷一場槍王粉絲貢獻一生財產也無法得到的頂級服務:美男幫洗浴(沒有特殊哲學符號♂的那種)咳!好吧……怎麼可能單純起來?偷偷摸摸手感良好的腰和屁股拿點服務費還是必須的。39Please respect copyright.PENANAuq3sc2FeBV
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「不好。」如果聯盟舉辦選手脫衣比賽,槍王前三有望。葉修才講了兩句,他已經解開牛仔褲褲頭拉下拉鍊褲管,抬腳將褲子甩進門外洗衣籃。39Please respect copyright.PENANAcuoHYo3Pmb
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剛才葉修吃完冰不久就汗著待在吹冷氣的車中,行車時間雖然沒幾分鐘,但還是謹慎一點的好。所以槍王倒真連吃點小豆腐的念頭都沒有,直接把葉修T恤下擺往上一拉。對方不得不像幼兒園孩童一樣雙手高舉讓他將自己衣服脫下。39Please respect copyright.PENANAkMSr9pDoNs
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「行了行了,剩下的我自己來!你去關浴缸的水。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAGwAJOAyPoI
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在全身上下沒一絲遺漏的清洗後,葉修自覺踩進浴缸,趴在邊緣瞧著將沐浴乳打出泡沫往身上抹的自家後輩。39Please respect copyright.PENANA6QKfyJaqMm
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人長得正,什麼動作都有吸引力,。再正直磊落的動作也總會添加一份模糊曖昧,更別說現在這種光裸著的時刻。39Please respect copyright.PENANAJK7HkHCnIs
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「小周啊,」葉修瞇著眼,打了個呵欠,「我褲子口袋裡的東西幫我拿出來……」39Please respect copyright.PENANAEqOgpsl2k8
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從休閒七分褲的前袋翻出紙盒後,周澤楷的臉瞬間比浸在熱水里的葉修還紅。39Please respect copyright.PENANAWhI511LmL8
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「前輩——」槍王轉身,拿著巧克力包裝偽裝的保險套盒的手有點抖。39Please respect copyright.PENANA1zrsXyPPN5
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「附近公園小賣店七夕買菸送的……買一送一。」39Please respect copyright.PENANAUig2xtVs4x
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「明明……」你已經戒菸三個月了,而且小賣店沒有賣套子的。之前在公園沒有拆穿,現在又來一次,饒是平日少言,此時很有戳破對方藉口的惡趣味。39Please respect copyright.PENANABdMmrWk6Yp
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「嗯?」39Please respect copyright.PENANAqppSiGOaws
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周澤楷搖頭、不顧身上還有泡沫,像隻活力過剩大型犬一樣泡進浴缸。39Please respect copyright.PENANAbWG7fwAsEb
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趕在擦出什麼反應前將自家後輩推遠,葉修抄過他手上的東西,拋到不遠處的三角置物架上,呲牙,「不准在浴缸裡做!」39Please respect copyright.PENANAwEpMMKj6BW
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想起那唯一一次在浴缸裡的經歷,葉修的腰不自覺開始酸痛起來。人體工學的浴缸用來泡澡字舒適的,但用來做愛簡直會要掉柔軟度不佳的人的老命。平常就躺半天床,那一次他足足躺床躺整天,隔日腰還是疼。39Please respect copyright.PENANA3kUiNBtGXF
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「不在這裡做。」將人撈回自己身上,儘管身下物體硬度明顯,周澤楷倒真不食言就單純前胸貼著葉修的後背,雙手穿過對方腋下在腹部交疊,俊臉蹭著彈性帶粉色的頸間。39Please respect copyright.PENANAaSZQlabEqN
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被蹭的有些癢,葉修語帶笑意,「小周,情人節快樂。」39Please respect copyright.PENANADi8a2tiJbp
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感受到身後加劇的心跳,和下方越來越硬挺、不只二兩的二兩君,葉修突然覺得一盒四個似乎有點……39Please respect copyright.PENANAeRFqAZFPhW
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