We all know bad romance stories; Mills and Boon, Twilight, 50 Shades of Grey, but could it get any worse than that?
That's what I want to know.

The story can have any plot at all, just must contain romance, but it has to be terrible. The worse the characters, the more painstaking the story, the more wacky the language, the more plotholes, the better.

CHALLENGE: Include characters in the LGBT scale, or a character, or characters, who aren't human.