※故事純為虛構與史實完全不符
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娟娟=娟40Please respect copyright.PENANA8gjApxM0ip
小雨=雨(←在下我)40Please respect copyright.PENANAmSVuVn9d4h
大俠=大40Please respect copyright.PENANA3G7yqtPPgV
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大:很久很久以後,有一個人,叫做雍正。他今天在數學課上傳紙條,被抓到......40Please respect copyright.PENANAmPLKQOPvSc
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雨:老師很生氣,打電話給他老爸──康熙。40Please respect copyright.PENANAhL57G2iWLQ
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娟:然後仁慈的教訓了雍正。40Please respect copyright.PENANAYEnVQ8fS75
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星:雍正因為老爸"愛的教育",而深深動心,久而久之,竟愛上他老爸康熙了!!40Please respect copyright.PENANAOd8SJlXT4S
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雨:值得慶幸的是,康熙的老婆,也就是雍正的媽,早在多年前逝世,於是,康熙&雍正變正大光明地談起了一場禁忌的父‧子‧戀!40Please respect copyright.PENANAszJ8weORjK
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娟:可是雍正覺得好累,後宮和老爸輪流夾擊,讓他愈來愈精神不濟,上朝廷都無精打采的。40Please respect copyright.PENANAxqUAmL9Bi3
40Please respect copyright.PENANAyuYyEFEkXz
大:大臣們見他如此疲倦都十分好奇,有名比較勇敢的大臣站出來問道:「皇上,您怎麼了?」雍正懶懶地回答:「朕拐到腰了.....。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAjRkjWzib5z
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星:大臣覺得奇怪,於是在半夜偷偷跑到雍正房間外。當天正巧是周五,他知道黃上每週五晚上都要度過「快樂的一晚」!但,當他透過紙門的破洞,看到裡面的一切 時,他不禁冷汗直流......他,看到.....40Please respect copyright.PENANApQlapAGdc3
40Please respect copyright.PENANAvEpw9EySV1
雨:康熙上身袒露,斜斜地堂在雍正懷中,平日整齊的髮辮,此時卻散散地披在肩上,40Please respect copyright.PENANA98JqPIOZ57
40Please respect copyright.PENANACDgY4zlzgG
星:康熙雖然沒說什麼,但卻靜靜地、柔柔地,凝視著雍正,那眼神,像太陽般燦燦地灑上了雍正陶醉的臉龐。雍正身上仍套著那充滿威嚴的龍袍,卻如疼惜愛人、疼惜女兒般地,撫摸著足以讓他整顆心揪在一塊兒的康熙的臉。忽然,雍正的表情一變,他.....40Please respect copyright.PENANAY8UoUz3Skm
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雨:亮出了一把刀......40Please respect copyright.PENANAvj8kS1fRsG
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大:他手上的刀抵上康熙:「喂,死老爸,今晚我是攻!」他表情猙獰。40Please respect copyright.PENANANQBiPkgFxc
40Please respect copyright.PENANAf22YhoI371
雨:原本慵懶地躺在兒子懷中的康熙此時臉色丕變,憤然起身,掙脫了雍正的懷抱,指著雍正的鼻子罵到:「你這死兔崽子,老子還沒死就妄想當攻?哼,你想得美呀。」語畢,康熙身手敏捷的衝上前,一把奪下雍正手中的刀,射向門口,力道之大,門都險些被射穿,站在門外偷聽的大臣被這突如其來的一把刀嚇出了一身冷汗,甚至忍不住小小地尖叫了一聲,而這一聲,將他的行蹤洩漏了出來,耳力極佳的康熙&雍正不禁面面相覷──哪個人,好大的膽子敢偷聽皇上的私生活?他倆整理好衣冠,推開門,往聲音來源走去..........40Please respect copyright.PENANApQx0x4chUB
40Please respect copyright.PENANACF1PHche0t
大:雍正冷著臉開門,門外卻空無一人。他左看又看上看下看.......看見一處草叢正在發抖。他走上前去,一把扒開草叢──驚為天人。正在發抖之人五官精緻秀麗,肌膚雪白,眸若星子鼻若懸,美秀不可方物。他看著眼前美人,美人正一臉害怕地看著他,大眼瞪小眼。「........你叫什麼名字?」他瞇起眼睛。美人顫聲道:「Hey, apple.」
娟娟=娟40Please respect copyright.PENANA8gjApxM0ip
小雨=雨(←在下我)40Please respect copyright.PENANAmSVuVn9d4h
大俠=大40Please respect copyright.PENANA3G7yqtPPgV
40Please respect copyright.PENANAawMFnZCGdq
40Please respect copyright.PENANAmrC3q4sFyn
40Please respect copyright.PENANARff7dVVTBL
大:很久很久以後,有一個人,叫做雍正。他今天在數學課上傳紙條,被抓到......40Please respect copyright.PENANAmPLKQOPvSc
40Please respect copyright.PENANAyZSo2yra3w
雨:老師很生氣,打電話給他老爸──康熙。40Please respect copyright.PENANAhL57G2iWLQ
40Please respect copyright.PENANAo25j09gY2W
娟:然後仁慈的教訓了雍正。40Please respect copyright.PENANAYEnVQ8fS75
40Please respect copyright.PENANAPiqfXRbWa5
星:雍正因為老爸"愛的教育",而深深動心,久而久之,竟愛上他老爸康熙了!!40Please respect copyright.PENANAOd8SJlXT4S
40Please respect copyright.PENANACFeutOYReg
雨:值得慶幸的是,康熙的老婆,也就是雍正的媽,早在多年前逝世,於是,康熙&雍正變正大光明地談起了一場禁忌的父‧子‧戀!40Please respect copyright.PENANAszJ8weORjK
40Please respect copyright.PENANA7eh6uHSOdI
娟:可是雍正覺得好累,後宮和老爸輪流夾擊,讓他愈來愈精神不濟,上朝廷都無精打采的。40Please respect copyright.PENANAxqUAmL9Bi3
40Please respect copyright.PENANAyuYyEFEkXz
大:大臣們見他如此疲倦都十分好奇,有名比較勇敢的大臣站出來問道:「皇上,您怎麼了?」雍正懶懶地回答:「朕拐到腰了.....。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAjRkjWzib5z
40Please respect copyright.PENANAK7Xkt3YZOK
星:大臣覺得奇怪,於是在半夜偷偷跑到雍正房間外。當天正巧是周五,他知道黃上每週五晚上都要度過「快樂的一晚」!但,當他透過紙門的破洞,看到裡面的一切 時,他不禁冷汗直流......他,看到.....40Please respect copyright.PENANApQlapAGdc3
40Please respect copyright.PENANAvEpw9EySV1
雨:康熙上身袒露,斜斜地堂在雍正懷中,平日整齊的髮辮,此時卻散散地披在肩上,40Please respect copyright.PENANA98JqPIOZ57
40Please respect copyright.PENANACDgY4zlzgG
星:康熙雖然沒說什麼,但卻靜靜地、柔柔地,凝視著雍正,那眼神,像太陽般燦燦地灑上了雍正陶醉的臉龐。雍正身上仍套著那充滿威嚴的龍袍,卻如疼惜愛人、疼惜女兒般地,撫摸著足以讓他整顆心揪在一塊兒的康熙的臉。忽然,雍正的表情一變,他.....40Please respect copyright.PENANAY8UoUz3Skm
40Please respect copyright.PENANALpGLLr0tdj
雨:亮出了一把刀......40Please respect copyright.PENANAvj8kS1fRsG
40Please respect copyright.PENANA7hxjTujksr
大:他手上的刀抵上康熙:「喂,死老爸,今晚我是攻!」他表情猙獰。40Please respect copyright.PENANANQBiPkgFxc
40Please respect copyright.PENANAf22YhoI371
雨:原本慵懶地躺在兒子懷中的康熙此時臉色丕變,憤然起身,掙脫了雍正的懷抱,指著雍正的鼻子罵到:「你這死兔崽子,老子還沒死就妄想當攻?哼,你想得美呀。」語畢,康熙身手敏捷的衝上前,一把奪下雍正手中的刀,射向門口,力道之大,門都險些被射穿,站在門外偷聽的大臣被這突如其來的一把刀嚇出了一身冷汗,甚至忍不住小小地尖叫了一聲,而這一聲,將他的行蹤洩漏了出來,耳力極佳的康熙&雍正不禁面面相覷──哪個人,好大的膽子敢偷聽皇上的私生活?他倆整理好衣冠,推開門,往聲音來源走去..........40Please respect copyright.PENANApQx0x4chUB
40Please respect copyright.PENANACF1PHche0t
大:雍正冷著臉開門,門外卻空無一人。他左看又看上看下看.......看見一處草叢正在發抖。他走上前去,一把扒開草叢──驚為天人。正在發抖之人五官精緻秀麗,肌膚雪白,眸若星子鼻若懸,美秀不可方物。他看著眼前美人,美人正一臉害怕地看著他,大眼瞪小眼。「........你叫什麼名字?」他瞇起眼睛。美人顫聲道:「Hey, apple.」
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這是兩年前和朋友在上完充滿曖昧情懷(誤)的歷史課後的不正經產物
最後一句"Hey, Apple." 可能要看過youtube上熱門一時的影片"Annoying Orange"才會懂這個梗XD
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