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派大星=星46Please respect copyright.PENANAFE9lsEfJi5
娟娟=娟46Please respect copyright.PENANAsGDG8VBEYp
小雨=雨(←在下我)46Please respect copyright.PENANAqCIUyZEYJf
大俠=大46Please respect copyright.PENANAG5YRAD0GrI
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大:很久很久以後,有一個人,叫做雍正。他今天在數學課上傳紙條,被抓到......46Please respect copyright.PENANA7oVFT1ZEsw
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雨:老師很生氣,打電話給他老爸──康熙。46Please respect copyright.PENANAFZRUaEbBIo
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娟:然後仁慈的教訓了雍正。46Please respect copyright.PENANAhdOzXVWU96
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星:雍正因為老爸"愛的教育",而深深動心,久而久之,竟愛上他老爸康熙了!!46Please respect copyright.PENANAq6FkhUHL0N
46Please respect copyright.PENANAHxaxMgyCBp
雨:值得慶幸的是,康熙的老婆,也就是雍正的媽,早在多年前逝世,於是,康熙&雍正變正大光明地談起了一場禁忌的父‧子‧戀!46Please respect copyright.PENANAtbJzMfn0TW
46Please respect copyright.PENANA96eiZ1USEz
娟:可是雍正覺得好累,後宮和老爸輪流夾擊,讓他愈來愈精神不濟,上朝廷都無精打采的。46Please respect copyright.PENANASUu8B1iRyo
46Please respect copyright.PENANA0i2ZlMwJa7
大:大臣們見他如此疲倦都十分好奇,有名比較勇敢的大臣站出來問道:「皇上,您怎麼了?」雍正懶懶地回答:「朕拐到腰了.....。」46Please respect copyright.PENANA7kq8jCvgBB
46Please respect copyright.PENANAFRaSsSODVo
星:大臣覺得奇怪,於是在半夜偷偷跑到雍正房間外。當天正巧是周五,他知道黃上每週五晚上都要度過「快樂的一晚」!但,當他透過紙門的破洞,看到裡面的一切 時,他不禁冷汗直流......他,看到.....46Please respect copyright.PENANAAKvJj2xW3V
46Please respect copyright.PENANArEachAQLiG
雨:康熙上身袒露,斜斜地堂在雍正懷中,平日整齊的髮辮,此時卻散散地披在肩上,46Please respect copyright.PENANABxhwR1UBwH
46Please respect copyright.PENANAqS6A2XF4Tn
星:康熙雖然沒說什麼,但卻靜靜地、柔柔地,凝視著雍正,那眼神,像太陽般燦燦地灑上了雍正陶醉的臉龐。雍正身上仍套著那充滿威嚴的龍袍,卻如疼惜愛人、疼惜女兒般地,撫摸著足以讓他整顆心揪在一塊兒的康熙的臉。忽然,雍正的表情一變,他.....46Please respect copyright.PENANAdQjuczRIgo
46Please respect copyright.PENANAlIPsxrr2Hv
雨:亮出了一把刀......46Please respect copyright.PENANAhiTKoRE5vH
46Please respect copyright.PENANA2uo1znJc6R
大:他手上的刀抵上康熙:「喂,死老爸,今晚我是攻!」他表情猙獰。46Please respect copyright.PENANABBURmjXY0A
46Please respect copyright.PENANAAsV9tOo2VK
雨:原本慵懶地躺在兒子懷中的康熙此時臉色丕變,憤然起身,掙脫了雍正的懷抱,指著雍正的鼻子罵到:「你這死兔崽子,老子還沒死就妄想當攻?哼,你想得美呀。」語畢,康熙身手敏捷的衝上前,一把奪下雍正手中的刀,射向門口,力道之大,門都險些被射穿,站在門外偷聽的大臣被這突如其來的一把刀嚇出了一身冷汗,甚至忍不住小小地尖叫了一聲,而這一聲,將他的行蹤洩漏了出來,耳力極佳的康熙&雍正不禁面面相覷──哪個人,好大的膽子敢偷聽皇上的私生活?他倆整理好衣冠,推開門,往聲音來源走去..........46Please respect copyright.PENANAM51w2d5JGh
46Please respect copyright.PENANALm6HKTtnKQ
大:雍正冷著臉開門,門外卻空無一人。他左看又看上看下看.......看見一處草叢正在發抖。他走上前去,一把扒開草叢──驚為天人。正在發抖之人五官精緻秀麗,肌膚雪白,眸若星子鼻若懸,美秀不可方物。他看著眼前美人,美人正一臉害怕地看著他,大眼瞪小眼。「........你叫什麼名字?」他瞇起眼睛。美人顫聲道:「Hey, apple.」
娟娟=娟46Please respect copyright.PENANAsGDG8VBEYp
小雨=雨(←在下我)46Please respect copyright.PENANAqCIUyZEYJf
大俠=大46Please respect copyright.PENANAG5YRAD0GrI
46Please respect copyright.PENANAv7xnHxD2Oy
46Please respect copyright.PENANA1ncjkHLA1t
46Please respect copyright.PENANAVI4plJRfjP
大:很久很久以後,有一個人,叫做雍正。他今天在數學課上傳紙條,被抓到......46Please respect copyright.PENANA7oVFT1ZEsw
46Please respect copyright.PENANAMS8pegMJA8
雨:老師很生氣,打電話給他老爸──康熙。46Please respect copyright.PENANAFZRUaEbBIo
46Please respect copyright.PENANAAIkXk2x08X
娟:然後仁慈的教訓了雍正。46Please respect copyright.PENANAhdOzXVWU96
46Please respect copyright.PENANAYRYq8Yx7Hh
星:雍正因為老爸"愛的教育",而深深動心,久而久之,竟愛上他老爸康熙了!!46Please respect copyright.PENANAq6FkhUHL0N
46Please respect copyright.PENANAHxaxMgyCBp
雨:值得慶幸的是,康熙的老婆,也就是雍正的媽,早在多年前逝世,於是,康熙&雍正變正大光明地談起了一場禁忌的父‧子‧戀!46Please respect copyright.PENANAtbJzMfn0TW
46Please respect copyright.PENANA96eiZ1USEz
娟:可是雍正覺得好累,後宮和老爸輪流夾擊,讓他愈來愈精神不濟,上朝廷都無精打采的。46Please respect copyright.PENANASUu8B1iRyo
46Please respect copyright.PENANA0i2ZlMwJa7
大:大臣們見他如此疲倦都十分好奇,有名比較勇敢的大臣站出來問道:「皇上,您怎麼了?」雍正懶懶地回答:「朕拐到腰了.....。」46Please respect copyright.PENANA7kq8jCvgBB
46Please respect copyright.PENANAFRaSsSODVo
星:大臣覺得奇怪,於是在半夜偷偷跑到雍正房間外。當天正巧是周五,他知道黃上每週五晚上都要度過「快樂的一晚」!但,當他透過紙門的破洞,看到裡面的一切 時,他不禁冷汗直流......他,看到.....46Please respect copyright.PENANAAKvJj2xW3V
46Please respect copyright.PENANArEachAQLiG
雨:康熙上身袒露,斜斜地堂在雍正懷中,平日整齊的髮辮,此時卻散散地披在肩上,46Please respect copyright.PENANABxhwR1UBwH
46Please respect copyright.PENANAqS6A2XF4Tn
星:康熙雖然沒說什麼,但卻靜靜地、柔柔地,凝視著雍正,那眼神,像太陽般燦燦地灑上了雍正陶醉的臉龐。雍正身上仍套著那充滿威嚴的龍袍,卻如疼惜愛人、疼惜女兒般地,撫摸著足以讓他整顆心揪在一塊兒的康熙的臉。忽然,雍正的表情一變,他.....46Please respect copyright.PENANAdQjuczRIgo
46Please respect copyright.PENANAlIPsxrr2Hv
雨:亮出了一把刀......46Please respect copyright.PENANAhiTKoRE5vH
46Please respect copyright.PENANA2uo1znJc6R
大:他手上的刀抵上康熙:「喂,死老爸,今晚我是攻!」他表情猙獰。46Please respect copyright.PENANABBURmjXY0A
46Please respect copyright.PENANAAsV9tOo2VK
雨:原本慵懶地躺在兒子懷中的康熙此時臉色丕變,憤然起身,掙脫了雍正的懷抱,指著雍正的鼻子罵到:「你這死兔崽子,老子還沒死就妄想當攻?哼,你想得美呀。」語畢,康熙身手敏捷的衝上前,一把奪下雍正手中的刀,射向門口,力道之大,門都險些被射穿,站在門外偷聽的大臣被這突如其來的一把刀嚇出了一身冷汗,甚至忍不住小小地尖叫了一聲,而這一聲,將他的行蹤洩漏了出來,耳力極佳的康熙&雍正不禁面面相覷──哪個人,好大的膽子敢偷聽皇上的私生活?他倆整理好衣冠,推開門,往聲音來源走去..........46Please respect copyright.PENANAM51w2d5JGh
46Please respect copyright.PENANALm6HKTtnKQ
大:雍正冷著臉開門,門外卻空無一人。他左看又看上看下看.......看見一處草叢正在發抖。他走上前去,一把扒開草叢──驚為天人。正在發抖之人五官精緻秀麗,肌膚雪白,眸若星子鼻若懸,美秀不可方物。他看著眼前美人,美人正一臉害怕地看著他,大眼瞪小眼。「........你叫什麼名字?」他瞇起眼睛。美人顫聲道:「Hey, apple.」
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這是兩年前和朋友在上完充滿曖昧情懷(誤)的歷史課後的不正經產物
最後一句"Hey, Apple." 可能要看過youtube上熱門一時的影片"Annoying Orange"才會懂這個梗XD
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