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段子【中篇】
Author:
夜小

ISSUE #1
(12.21更)【瓶邪】你還在嘛?(上)
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最後一份文件打印分類好後,已經過了午夜12點。54Please respect copyright.PENANA5iDadQGrnj
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啪沙一聲,吳邪累的倒進公司待客用的沙發上,他看著漆的發白的天花板,整個腦袋都是空的,這幾年來他拼命讓自己處在忙碌的工作生活中,弄不完的案子、加不完的班,周遭朋友都說他太衝太不要命,想升官發財也不是這麼搞,沒有人知道,他只是不想有太多時間回憶起以前的東西。54Please respect copyright.PENANAS9ISAQaciQ
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吳邪看著悶油瓶發過來的訊息,內心各種複雜,不想回憶卻又沒辦法放下,他對這樣的自己感到無比厭惡,一封四年前的郵件實在不應該保存到現在,畢竟過了今天,已經算是他們分手的第三年。54Please respect copyright.PENANAcZtF2aeYX6
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吳邪是在大一時單方面認識了張起靈,大二透過室友正式和對方搭上了線,然後大三提起勇氣跨過那道坎,大四處了一整年直到畢業,接著,入社會沒多久便分了。54Please respect copyright.PENANA9W3qZsjjYk
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他們分開的原因不是特別錯綜複雜,也沒有上演什麼背叛戲碼,而是畢業後他們談了每個情侶都怕的遠距離戀愛。據民調數字顯示,有95%的情侶過不了這種每天只能通郵件電話的煎熬,儘管現今技術讓他們多了個視訊選項,但還是比不上每天見面膩在一起的好,吳邪自認自己不是那種非得整天黏呼一起的性格(當然對方也不是。),電話、郵件和偶爾的見面應該還是夠的,所以畢業前他帶著祝福悶油瓶去北京高就的心道別,或許當初會如此從容,有一部分是因為對這樣的假設有信心。54Please respect copyright.PENANAfCmdoqqaBZ
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不過未來的事果真不好說,在畢業後的那一年裡慢慢產生了些變化,剛開始的激昂熱情漸漸淡了下來,彼此通話頻率少了起來,簡訊回覆速度也越拖越長,不否認那陣子做為新人的他常為工作上的事感到疲累,聊幾句就想休息睡覺,而張起靈這人話本就不多,主動發訊通話更是少之又少,這麼一來二去也就不怎麼打了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAzNdPnYEasq
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到底是誰先處不下去的?是自己還是他?其實這些都無從追究了,想也想不起來,唯一記得的,是分手一事由自己先提出來的。54Please respect copyright.PENANAUwztasFeLa
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吳邪沒有打電話,而是選了個說出來會被每個人唾棄的傳簡訊,說實在,親口跟對方談這事的勇氣他怎麼都無法醞釀出來,記得當時連編輯訊息時手都是抖的,感情淡了不代表沒感情,甚至在編輯好後都覺得彼此間真有必要走到這步嘛?54Please respect copyright.PENANASvI4mDNaLW
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分手信在手機裡佔了近一個禮拜的空間,但最後還是無任何改變的發了出去。而比起往常會拖一天半才回覆訊息的張起靈,這次異常的快速,自己花了一個月的思考、兩個禮拜編訊息、一週的猶豫,對方只花了五分鐘就決定,他回:知道了。54Please respect copyright.PENANA5ldE8VT7zc
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知道了,這是多麼淡的語氣啊,曾經的三年就跟沒有似的,這三個字讓吳邪第一次徹底崩潰的握著手機失聲大哭,分手是自己提的,實在沒理由這麼難過,可一股難以言喻的苦澀還是聚集到了胸口,那天,他坐在地上重複看著那三個字到天亮,然後,沒再有新的訊息進來。54Please respect copyright.PENANAC70rsqbTNN
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挪了挪姿勢,吳邪盡量讓身子縮進沙發裡,他決定今晚睡在公司不回家。54Please respect copyright.PENANATRUFU0s7Ev
將簡訊頁面滑掉設了早上六點的鬧鈴後,便撈起一旁的西裝外套蓋上,闔起雙眼疲累的睡去。54Please respect copyright.PENANAmPI6jklAc8
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「花了點時間找的,他不在北京了。」54Please respect copyright.PENANAixHBCoABNW
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一張對折整齊的紙遞了過去,等了幾秒見對面的人沒接,解雨臣便放到桌上改端起咖啡喝了起來,比起室內座位,天氣好的時候他更傾心於外頭的露天座。54Please respect copyright.PENANASz3Vecwzg5
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吳邪輕晃著頭,淡淡的道:他跟我已經沒什麼關係了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAHUggRCmgZz
指尖敲了敲那張薄紙,沒什麼想開的慾望,其實不用攤開也知道上面寫著什麼,無非就是地址電話,關於那個人的。54Please respect copyright.PENANATiVSESygOk
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吳邪的手機曾壞過一次,很嚴重的那種。54Please respect copyright.PENANAZqy7D2B7bx
那時他還走不出分手的陰影,常常半夜裏一個人窩在角落刷那些過往,就像被魔怔一樣,看著痛苦,卻又下不了手刪除,這樣的反反覆覆讓他身心疲累不堪,說真 的,那陣子精神狀況並不是很好,連白天都緊握著手機不知道在等什麼,一則短訊?一通電話?完全沒任何意義,或許在心底的某個地方,吳邪根本不承認他跟張起 靈已經分手的事實。54Please respect copyright.PENANAzqdDxYfXtM
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那些三年的回憶在腦中盤旋,一個恍神,手裡的機子不小心就落到車道上,吳邪看了想也沒想就要衝去撿,沒承比他更快的,是台從眼前呼嘯而過的重行機,喀擦一 聲,其實聲音真的不大,在改造過的引擎聲掩蓋下幾乎完全聽不到,可那一刻,吳邪卻覺得這聲音大的整個胸腔都在鳴動,心底的某塊地方似乎垮了、斷了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAfdQs7U1A82
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吳邪已經忘記自己是怎麼捧著從中間斷成兩塊的手機走到門市,他的腦袋整個都是白的,甚至對周遭都沒什麼反應,直到店員大喊一聲,他的五感才像是重新扯回身上,一瞬間他激動的問著裏頭的資料還有沒有救,然對方只尷尬的看了看他,又看了看徹底分家的機身,意思相當明顯。54Please respect copyright.PENANAK0rXbO3ojw
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「恩.....存在手機裡的資料是毀了沒錯,但SIM卡似乎損壞不大,裡頭的資料還是能補救的,先生你.......」54Please respect copyright.PENANAASaSk5PAqq
「SIM卡的東西能救就救,還有...........我想申辦隻新門號......」54Please respect copyright.PENANAXkEsiegPg2
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看著已經裂成兩塊的手機,突然間吳邪徹底醒了,往後的人生裡,他們彼此都不會出現在對方的生命中了,他跟張起靈,已經結束了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAU0vmBrB4hS
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新申辦的手機剛拿到時,裡頭只躺著幾封簡訊和個位數的電話,吳邪翻了翻,跟張起靈互傳過的上百封訊息如今僅剩三則,花兩個禮拜編輯的分手信及對方簡短的三個字回覆並不在其中;而個位數的電話裡沒有包含張起靈的電話,畢業前那人才剛換了組電話號碼,他還沒把新的號碼背起來。54Please respect copyright.PENANAhPB8bHY0BD
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視線從薄紙上移開,吳邪拿起手機開始無聊的滑起新聞,而坐對面的解雨臣早就沒理他要不要這張紙,逕自玩起手機來。54Please respect copyright.PENANAOcF0XbGPlx
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“張起靈要是有了個女朋友,你怎麼看?”54Please respect copyright.PENANA4oUfh0Q33b
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一則QQ訊忽然跳了出來,吳邪看了下發訊人,竟然是對面的解雨臣,這人是有多無聊?吳邪抬眼看了下,隨即低頭回覆過去。54Please respect copyright.PENANA7DiN5Y84hy
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“你看到了?”54Please respect copyright.PENANAn0R0yOr5p8
“就說說。”54Please respect copyright.PENANAX9z2QvpW0V
“那是應該的,他皮相又不差。”54Please respect copyright.PENANASnPEOfxHXL
“吳邪哥哥真是寬宏大量,分手情人裡的最佳典範。(愛心臉)”54Please respect copyright.PENANAL8GkmBqTtd
“沒什麼,感謝大家的厚愛不嫌棄。(得意臉)”54Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9BHDoikgW
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正有些恍神的盯著『女朋友』字樣時,忽然一通來電畫面插了進來,伴隨著氣勢磅礡的音樂讓吳邪嚇的一沒拿穩手機就脫手倒扣在桌上,他罵了一聲才接起來,馬的!要是又壞了打這通電話的人絕對吃不完兜著走!54Please respect copyright.PENANAbu1JKj5E6q
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「怎麼?要走了?」54Please respect copyright.PENANAzT1Wv5UnR7
「恩,得去探望昨天遭人撞的上司,咖啡我請,先走了!」54Please respect copyright.PENANAMb0ttonmOx
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穿起椅背上的外套,吳邪拿起結帳單就要往店裡結帳處走去。54Please respect copyright.PENANA0uhTOkMcFN
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「吳邪!」54Please respect copyright.PENANANMGOMOlRZR
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「說真的,你會怎麼反應?」54Please respect copyright.PENANAgADu1PEz0h
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不用主語副詞,吳邪自然明白解雨臣問的是什麼。54Please respect copyright.PENANAiC1TI3hLeC
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「..........沒什麼好說的,當然是恭喜他。」恭喜他找了個比我還要好的人。54Please respect copyright.PENANABVVshMNmLV
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醫院的消毒水味總是重的,吳邪忍著刺鼻的不適走到病房門口,幾分鐘前王盟發了病房號給他,他重覆看了幾次,怎麼瞧怎麼覺得這幾個數湊在一塊就是讓他有些隔應----307,重新組合下似乎某個名字的諧音就出來了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAUHsYtEje63
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皺著眉頭,一股稱不上好的微妙預感忽然揚起,吳邪看向房號下方掛著的人名,只有兩個,一個是他的上司齊羽,另個則是沒看過的名字,但單看名應該是位女性。54Please respect copyright.PENANAvi13V4KiDG
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沒錯,的確是不認識的。54Please respect copyright.PENANAfxnL0OPqu0
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心底莫名鬆了口氣,或許是一下午都圍繞在往事上,導致現在對什麼都敏感,一點點的相似都被放大成數倍檢視,說好過去的東西別再追究了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAUqlDzA128Z
吳邪輕咳聲,調整好心態才邁步進307病房,然手才剛搭上門把門就自動開了,他愣了愣,心說現在醫院也忒發達了點,連門都改成觸控式了?不過終究是吳邪想多了,門後那身穿西服的男人才是幫他開門的主因。54Please respect copyright.PENANAWZZPjv1zFT
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他上下打量著眼前的人,稱不上陌生,相處那麼久還能不認識?---王盟,他的副手,此刻正哭喪著臉看自己。54Please respect copyright.PENANA7Y7BGep8ne
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「副理!太好了你終於來了那麼齊主任就拜託你了!」54Please respect copyright.PENANApAVQdX8Dvi
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說完一串不帶喘息的句子後也不等他反應,一個矮身就從門縫間鑽了出去逃離房間,一副如臨大赦的模樣,只差沒雙手歡呼了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAvxfwe47VfI
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「你對他做了什麼?跑跟飛似的,我可沒見過他如此積極的一面。」54Please respect copyright.PENANAwNs5odCee8
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門關上後將探望的水果籃放到櫃上,吳邪拉了張家屬椅就往病床旁坐,王盟懶成性全公司眾所皆知,可好就好在你叫他做什麼,他也不會有太多異議,如今反應這麼大,還真不知道被使喚去幹了什麼。54Please respect copyright.PENANAuHykcORxKN
而床上那位造事的主指著包石膏的腿笑了幾聲,答:不就是請他奔波幾趟嗎?你也看到我如此不便。54Please respect copyright.PENANAWwuLlviqaD
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吳邪看了眼被吊起的左腿,問:「到底怎麼撞的?問你助理她也說不清,只說在環河路上那段出的車禍,我記得那條沒太多考驗駕駛技術的路段。」54Please respect copyright.PENANAcOpLl2LzWO
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「嘿,這不才剛從日本回來還不習慣駕駛方向嘛,一沒注意就撞到其他方向的來車了。」54Please respect copyright.PENANASn9x6efz5h
「你命也挺硬,全身上下就腿骨折嚴重了點。」54Please respect copyright.PENANAQxlLaZWfWL
「說是車禍其實也沒那麼你想的嚴重,兩車基本上沒什麼損害,但撞到的車側位置剛好坐小姑娘,人家男友可生氣了。」齊羽悄悄指了指被拉起的隔慕,看來另一邊病床躺的就是那倒楣姑娘。54Please respect copyright.PENANA1sI8arCs7J
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「到現在一句話也沒說,我道歉又不理,賠償的事簡直沒法談,好在他們還有個司機能溝通,不然還真忒麼的尷尬。」54Please respect copyright.PENANA4dbzNVQB97
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吳邪看向深綠色的隔幕,心說要我是那姑娘的男友也不想理你,撞著自己的愛人不說還得跟肇事者處在同一空間,任誰都無法釋懷。54Please respect copyright.PENANA5ni0iDSUHl
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「你就沒考慮過轉其他病房?」54Please respect copyright.PENANAdaKCxj2NUf
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「怎麼沒想過?日日想!不過醫院不讓換,而且有床位比沒有好,也罷。」齊羽調了調坐姿,忽然朝他面露奇怪笑容:「不說這了,我聽王盟說你最近挺拼的,一年就升了2階,怎麼,有媳婦要疼了?」54Please respect copyright.PENANAXiZcbBXHQ0
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對於齊羽這席話,吳邪聽了也只能心底苦笑,今天是怎麼回事?所有人或事都逼著他去面對以前的過往,已經三年了,和那人有關的一切回憶還是不放過他嗎?54Please respect copyright.PENANAl65xVdqytY
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「媳婦沒有,缺錢倒是真的,還望齊主任多多提拔。」54Please respect copyright.PENANAs8G4Pyh7Rr
「你真缺錢?」54Please respect copyright.PENANAr9aLq2jAXf
「考慮之後出國去見識,多增加點閱歷不是件壞事。」54Please respect copyright.PENANA4pnVgNY7gc
「我同意,成天困在原地不是方法,不清楚的還以為現在待的地方是世界的全部。行!這幾天伺候舒服了我回頭向上提拔你!」54Please respect copyright.PENANA8yD22EGmOr
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吳邪笑了笑,也是該遠離現在的環境去走走,畢竟那個人已經不是自己全部的世界,原地踏步顯得太可笑了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAd2kR6zTmsp
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「對,理賠部分我會再補文件過去,保險資料妳就先備齊,之後再一併寄過.....嗯!?吳邪?你是吳邪對吧!?沒錯吧!?54Please respect copyright.PENANAveFokoKB6X
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有些熟悉卻又有點陌生的聲線瞬間讓吳邪僵直了身體,他轉過頭去,從門口進來的人讓他一時間不知怎麼開口回應---是張海客,那位稱得上是張起靈義兄的人,從以前到現在自己並沒少接觸過,吳邪知道張起靈去北京那會時,張海客就做了對方的隨行秘書,如果他在這,那表示......54Please respect copyright.PENANA3a6JJAHBOJ
不等吳邪細想,身後的隔幕瞬間唰的一大聲被拉開,強烈的、急躁的情緒全從那一聲感受得出,吳邪站在原地,在沒發覺的狀況下手甚至開始輕微顫抖起來,他的身體此刻完全提不起任何勇氣轉過身去。54Please respect copyright.PENANAml6X4MKyVP
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「吳邪。」54Please respect copyright.PENANA7h3kK8l3jC
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低沈的嗓音像是從身後扼住他的喉嚨,他發不了聲,即使好幾年都不曾在聽過這聲音,但自己絕不可能認錯這聲音的主人。54Please respect copyright.PENANAuTX94yMuEW
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馬的,上天又在跟他開什麼玩笑了?54Please respect copyright.PENANACmYGPKHnE2
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TBC.54Please respect copyright.PENANAeQc9PahKSP
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想寫個失而復得的故事54Please respect copyright.PENANAQZMkalWsvm
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哥終於出現了阿!!!!這過渡章算是過了_(:354Please respect copyright.PENANA22Df2thUvM
接下來要進入各種掙扎的內心戲了.....))死54Please respect copyright.PENANAjX5Ep62E9P
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