■半架空,歡樂向。38Please respect copyright.PENANA9hZLQZpFFE
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■這裡的All指的是所有諾亞。38Please respect copyright.PENANA9SpwR7Q7KW
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在一處漆黑彷彿毫無邊際的房間內,深具維多利亞風格的人物畫像掛滿房內,一根根蠟燭飄浮在空中,隨著空氣的流動若有似無的起伏、擺盪著,雖然不足以驅逐所有的黑暗,但小小的燭火還是在足以吞噬人的黑暗中照亮了一方圓桌。38Please respect copyright.PENANAxxk3CpgL16
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漆黑的圓桌上坐滿十二個人,每一位都穿著正式的服裝趕赴這場聚會,隨著餐點一道道上桌,刀叉敲擊器皿的聲音開始此起彼落,尤其是在幾位本身教育涵養就不夠的傢伙身上。38Please respect copyright.PENANA3eeRjOJJcK
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一開始大家還挺守規矩的,遵守餐桌禮儀,但是不知道是誰先動手的,從一塊土豆泥開始,身為家族中雙生子的賈絲黛洛和大衛開始在餐桌上互丟食物,麵包、胡蘿蔔、牛排、水杯,任何放置在餐桌上的物品開始在空中飛舞,往坐在對面的兄弟飛去。38Please respect copyright.PENANARsk2G6McwV
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早就習慣雙生子會像神經病一樣突然發作的過動個性,其他家人若無其事地繼續用餐,只是要在用餐途中提神戒備,才能閃過幾個偏離軌道往自己身上招呼而來的物品,像是有塊五分熟還帶著血水的牛排就往帝奇頭上飛去,幸好他閃得快,被牛排砸中正臉的反而是站在他身後的侍者。38Please respect copyright.PENANABuR5VhBh6e
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不過露露.貝爾就沒帝奇這麼幸運,向來都是伯爵一個指令她一個動作,反應有些慢半拍的女人就躲不過被牛奶洗禮的遭遇,在剛才一隻烤雞就正好落在她的餐盤裡,激起的牛奶濺得她滿臉都是。38Please respect copyright.PENANACT0JwfTYUW
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不過她似乎對滿臉的牛奶也沒甚麼反應,只是伸出鮮紅的舌頭舔了舔嘴角的牛奶。38Please respect copyright.PENANAhE13IxlhN3
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「喂喂喂,大家還在吃飯,別亂丟啊!」終於忍不下去的帝奇出聲阻止。38Please respect copyright.PENANAeq1Mx3ZRzm
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不知道是不是他的錯覺,帝奇覺得賈絲大衛根本就是往他這裡丟,他已經閃了不下十次飛來的餐點了。38Please respect copyright.PENANAWajdMMIXM8
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「會吃鯉魚的邋塌大叔沒資格說我們!」大衛吐出舌頭。38Please respect copyright.PENANA42DMEpRmvL
「對啊,那副眼鏡超──醜的!帝奇超沒品味!」賈絲黛洛跟著答腔。38Please respect copyright.PENANAYyTy1Y9yRb
「就說那副眼鏡是隨便撿來的。還有,我不是大叔了,我才二十七歲……」38Please respect copyright.PENANA1hLoPWN3wU
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帝奇話還沒說完,暱稱為甜食黨的司金.波立克也跟著參加混亂的餐桌大戰,不過他不是跟雙生子對打,而是曳著女僕繫在脖子上的蝴蝶結,拉住對方就往臉上一陣痛打!38Please respect copyright.PENANAYQbWZUI2IH
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司金位置上被吃了一口的笑臉雞蛋依舊維持著笑臉,那就是他憤怒的原因。「不是說要甜的嗎,為什麼不甜!」38Please respect copyright.PENANAUnD5ZhTYUm
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「怎麼啦!只不過是個蛋,你也要吃甜的!」帝奇覺得頭大,為什麼坐在他身邊的都是這種傢伙。38Please respect copyright.PENANAOLdaiwZmlQ
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「嘻,既然不吃不甜的,吃甜點不就好了嗎?上甜點拉甜點!」38Please respect copyright.PENANAVtLnJ8FPJ8
「那還不是因為司金吃太慢了,甜點要最後才上喔,甜點!」賈絲大衛一搭一唱唱雙簧。38Please respect copyright.PENANAEu2u2dwPxt
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眼看情形越來越亂,終於有位身分地位比較高的家人開口了,是諾亞的長女。38Please respect copyright.PENANAptxqWXUtGm
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「不要吵了,難得全家人聚在一起吃飯耶!」蘿特咬著湯匙不悅的說,「還有司金你破壞AKUMA,千年公會不高興喔,哦?對不對千年公?」38Please respect copyright.PENANAnw0BoTJZdp
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所有人都知道千年公將AKUMA視為手足的事情,任何一個AKUMA受到損傷千年公都會非常傷心,作為諾亞的長女也是跟千年公生活在一起最久的蘿特自是最明白千年公的心意,只是沒想到這一次千年公對司金恣意破壞AKUMA的行為卻沒有反應,蘿特頭上開始冒出問號。38Please respect copyright.PENANAD0XO3ZtIav
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看見蘿特露出可愛的困惑表情,薛里爾好意出聲提醒。38Please respect copyright.PENANADH7t2MWE3l
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「唉呀,蘿特妳忘記了,這時候千年公是不可能理妳的喔。」這是笑咪咪的薛里爾,單片眼鏡閃著莫名讓其他四人冷戰的寒光,如果不是蘿特他可是將餐桌大戰當成戲來看待呢。38Please respect copyright.PENANAaug497cfV1
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跟著蘿特的動作,隨有人都看到坐在主位上,頭上戴著一頂有著誇張裝飾的高禮帽男人正埋頭在餐盤裡面沒空理他們,那就是諾亞口中的千年公,在他身旁雖然站著兩名隨時服侍他的侍者和女僕,卻無法趕上男人進食的速度,光是忙著上餐點已經讓他們疲於奔命,更不用說餐桌上那些疊著像小山的空盤子。38Please respect copyright.PENANAiZj2oeqUKC
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「啊──」這是除了薛里爾之外全體諾亞對於千年公秋風掃落葉進食速度趕到佩服的讚嘆。38Please respect copyright.PENANAwtqPQ6hHhI
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雖然大家都知道要製造AKUMA還有一堆事務要處理的千年公體力損耗比他們都還嚴重,需要能量來補充,但是那樣的食量也太誇張了。38Please respect copyright.PENANAmxtzjEE3Vf
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眼看所有人都呆愣在那裏,坐在千年公身邊的薛里爾只好伸出手指點了點男人桌子,吸引千年公的注意,「哼恩,千年公,蘿特在叫你喔。」38Please respect copyright.PENANACp9UG0sf8o
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看見帶著白手套的手指還有薛里爾的聲音,千年公終於回過神來,終於抬起那個一直埋首在餐盤裡的面容,半張銀白小丑面具下僅露出色澤淺淡的薄唇,垂落兩旁的白色髮絲在腦後用緞帶綁了個紳士的蝴蝶結。38Please respect copyright.PENANAYgEJ3qzH9P
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「恩嗯?甚麼、甚麼,怎麼了嗎?」面具下那雙金色的眸子透著疑惑的色彩,還搞不清楚狀況的千年公拿著手帕擦拭嘴唇,末了還拿起水杯潤了潤喉。38Please respect copyright.PENANANHyFWYPayk
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「啊啊啊!千年公,你都沒在聽我說話!」這是因為被無視而飛撲過去的少女蘿特。38Please respect copyright.PENANA6BGH8N7Ekt
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「噗!啊!」前一聲是噴水;後一聲是椅子翻倒的驚呼。38Please respect copyright.PENANAxgKmSTmmmA
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因為蘿特突然跳到他身上來受到不小撞擊的千年公連人帶著椅子往後翻倒!頓時整個房間內除了男人咳嗽不止的聲響,還夾雜著其他諾亞的關心問話,當然還有雙胞胎的笑聲。38Please respect copyright.PENANADgCCYxydLC
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現在是千年公狼狽躺在地上,而蘿特坐在他肚子上鬧脾氣的場景。38Please respect copyright.PENANArb9J8yiGHO
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「蘿特,就算妳不開心,女孩子不能突然撲到別人身上來喔。」看著蘿特氣呼呼地鼓起雙頰,千年公安撫般地摸了摸女孩的頭。蘿特在千年公面前總是表現得特別任性、愛撒嬌。38Please respect copyright.PENANAX3f7Kht8HD
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「要是爸爸看到妳一個女孩子這樣會很擔心的喔──」千年公說。帝奇一扭頭,確實看到他的哥哥薛里爾如同千年公所有在那裏咬著手帕洩憤。38Please respect copyright.PENANApYNOzc2gxy
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「那是因為亞連都只顧著吃,司金在破壞AKUMA都還不知道!」蘿特抗議。38Please respect copyright.PENANAAruFsfwBnY
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千年伯爵,那是世人所知的AKUMA製造者的稱呼;在內,諾亞一族通常都稱呼他為千年公,不過有些時候,他們還是會呼喚千年公真實的名字,亞連,就是千年伯爵在成為諾亞第一使徒前的名字。38Please respect copyright.PENANA7AyLJxV3ec
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「是嗎?那我知道了,謝謝妳了蘿特。」當千年公說出這句話的時候所有人都看到司金那魁武的身軀猛然一顫!38Please respect copyright.PENANAXCKoEdNdVC
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「哦,司金糟糕了。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAgDqEw66jv5
「慘了,慘了,司金惹千年公生氣了。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAxhTKwUNd8c
賈絲大衛顯然對於有人要倒大楣非常開心。38Please respect copyright.PENANAip3BAmSw5k
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「唉呀,真沒家人愛呢──」薛里爾繼續看戲。38Please respect copyright.PENANAQwDV8Mr0VF
「其實你也差不多吧?」帝奇認為。38Please respect copyright.PENANAbreT3uqQxC
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不過值得慶幸的是,那個被司金毆打的AKUMA女僕似乎沒受到太嚴重的損傷,只要稍加修理就能回復如初,關於司金懲罰,亞連只加了他雙倍的工作份量。甚至在最後他還從口袋中掏出有著南瓜包裝的太妃糖給了那個身材魁武的諾亞,誰叫他有些木然又委屈的表情贏得亞連的同情,沒辦法所有的諾亞對於千年公而言就如同他的孩子,在千年公眼裡那副模樣根本就是被大人責罵的小孩嘛。38Please respect copyright.PENANAsokei6a8ul
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只是這樣的責罰換人有意見了,蘿特抱著亞連的腰抗議,「啊──亞連對司金比較好!」38Please respect copyright.PENANA0n6u1Hr9ag
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那副吵著要吃糖的孩子模樣讓帝奇想要吐槽,千年公明明最疼愛的就是她才對吧?誰都知道千年公最疼愛哪個孩子了,雖然大人不應該跟小孩子(?)爭,但是感覺還是有點吃味。38Please respect copyright.PENANAdn0gdnX8PA
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只是沒想到帝奇他才恍神沒幾秒,回過神來就看著原本摟著亞連腰的蘿特變得像是在吃千年公豆腐的光景。諾亞的長女蘿特,黏著亞連,簡直是上下其手一樣亂摸千年公的腰和身體。而薛里爾在旁邊尖叫。38Please respect copyright.PENANANqmhbk1e4E
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「喂喂喂,這是哪齣啊?」帝奇咬著牙說,因為坐在他旁邊的薛里爾叫聲尖銳到他耳朵快受不了了。38Please respect copyright.PENANAJtEzImtkpu
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「亞連的腰好細,剛剛才發現的。」張開雙手像是要測量長度一樣蘿特整個人抱住亞連,她的臉貼上對方的腹部上磨蹭,也不管大衣的扣子會不會刮傷她的臉。38Please respect copyright.PENANA8jDKJzVSzN
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「所以那些食物到底跑到哪裡去了?」照理說吃這麼多應該長得又肥又圓才對啊?要不是摟住亞連的腰或許蘿特還沒意識到這個問題。38Please respect copyright.PENANAUNCZLgzLG9
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嗯,真的半點贅肉都沒有。捏了捏又戳了戳,蘿特只感受到亞連那過於纖瘦的身材。38Please respect copyright.PENANADpiIBUjtSF
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「這麼說起來,千年公真的挺瘦的。」確認自家女兒不是在吃其他男人豆腐之後薛里爾終於恢復正常了,好歹他也是當個外交官的,屬性上還是半個策士。38Please respect copyright.PENANAisFCzX0ikz
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然而就在大家沉浸千年公神秘胃袋和體重關係到底成不成正比的同時,一道尖銳又高昂的語調響起。咧囉,身為千年公的貼身雨傘有責任保護主人的人身安全!38Please respect copyright.PENANA9OfbndIvfk
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「蘿特大人別再摸了!千年公要受不了了,咧囉!」諾亞大人們根本就無視千年公的痛苦啊,咧囉!38Please respect copyright.PENANAb86Go9fCJf
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亞連因為蘿特上下其手的動作笑道彎腰流淚,再持續被摸下去亞連大概就要笑到虛脫了。38Please respect copyright.PENANA8x7q02t7wz
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看見因為蘿特的觸摸而笑到不能自己的千年公,原本托著臉的帝奇露出難得感興趣的神情。會讓千年公這樣,也只有一個原因了。「嗯?難道說,那裏就是千年公的敏感帶嗎?」他笑著說。38Please respect copyright.PENANAuMyulELVDX
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「是嗎?」聽見帝奇這麼說,蘿特試探性又伸手摸了摸,馬上得到亞連笑得更瘋狂的掙扎答案。38Please respect copyright.PENANAFI5LtHAbhz
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「還真的呢!但是,我才不會把千年公讓給你呢帝奇,千年公是我的!」說完蘿特更用力抱住亞連的腰,她才不會看不出帝奇那表情代表甚麼意思呢。千年公只能是她的!38Please respect copyright.PENANAD6K0mdcw07
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「欸,是嗎?我記得千年公是大家的吧?」像個惡質的大哥,帝奇刻意從另一邊攬住亞連的腰戲弄認真的蘿特。38Please respect copyright.PENANAgZRGS1c2v7
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可憐的千年公,亞連,就夾在一大一小的孩子中間笑到快要斷氣。38Please respect copyright.PENANA0FUh6PTLx1
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「我說,蘿特大人和帝奇大人快放手啊,咧囉!!」38Please respect copyright.PENANA38BpSJyG3m
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至於被兩人華麗晾在一旁的薛里爾應該快氣炸了吧。38Please respect copyright.PENANAZnXtewgvvj
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計畫永遠趕不上變化,一開始只要寫一千字小短篇莫名其妙就越來越長了,還幾乎把所有諾亞都拖出來寫了(大笑38Please respect copyright.PENANAUssN584roG
這篇其實原本排定在沃克元帥之後的喔,只是一直拖到現在才寫出來,不過也算是寫完第二篇角色對調了啦!很想寫個亞連和千年公對調的故事,但是千年公名字還沒出來實在不好寫Orz38Please respect copyright.PENANAJHTLbVZlHf
雖然這篇是所有諾亞×亞連,但是實際上最核心的cp應該是帝亞蘿才對wwww38Please respect copyright.PENANAxWMnk1zbZZ
另外補上身為千年公的亞連設定。38Please respect copyright.PENANAQLzQtcdVlJ
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