【冰漾】我的單身日記 第六章42Please respect copyright.PENANAiXxBEgEspP
發文時間: 4/5 2012
發文時間: 4/5 2012
我的單身日記 0642Please respect copyright.PENANAluHjYnhOvQ
42Please respect copyright.PENANAdNOivVOR0w
在黑館裡一戶一戶的道過謝後,那天晚上,我就在查資料的過程中度過了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAMg2OeNu1UY
隔天一早,我在手機鬧鈴的慘叫聲中嚇到跌下床,然後又被從隔壁房殺過來的學長一陣爆打。42Please respect copyright.PENANAAgZ9N1OAuI
「褚!你知不知道現在才幾點!」痛打。42Please respect copyright.PENANAdSqKkarmn2
「對不起!但我調六點四十他要四點十六叫我也真的沒辦法啊!!!」遭痛打。42Please respect copyright.PENANAy93G5H3lpz
42Please respect copyright.PENANAmUOVLDSBEz
所以要和阿雞去出任務的這一天,我就已被殺人兔拎去找輔長作為開場了,真是可喜可賀。42Please respect copyright.PENANAhyfySu4voS
42Please respect copyright.PENANApFmsfeNXJg
「唉唷冰炎啊,漾漾小朋友雖然是妖師,但還是禁不起打的啦。一樣打手手會斷骨頭,打頭頭會噴腦漿啊,你下手也太狠。」提爾一邊說一邊幫我上藥,而我則縮在房間角落,離那隻還在生起床氣的低氣壓禽獸精靈遠遠的。42Please respect copyright.PENANAxHNSxva6BU
在這裡澄清一下,我沒有斷骨頭也沒有噴腦漿,只是身上東一塊青西一塊紫,看起來有點像畢卡索他老人家的曠世傑作。42Please respect copyright.PENANAvwAT13ARMN
精靈打人真的痛爆,混血的也一樣!42Please respect copyright.PENANAGZtEbsrwtK
那些一天到晚吶喊「學長拜託請你踹我吧!!」的人們!拜託你們愛惜生命!就算學校可以復活滿足你們死過來活過去的願望,也不要忘記身體髮膚受之父母!!!42Please respect copyright.PENANA0w68Tx83p3
42Please respect copyright.PENANAOMFTo8R6De
「誰叫他都這麼多年了,也學不會管好自己的手機!」紅眼惡狠狠的朝我瞪來,我嚇得又抖了一下。42Please respect copyright.PENANAsbImgeQSVC
「我也沒辦法啊……他都自己亂叫,我各種方法都試過了,只差換掉他……」我委屈的訴說著身為手機主人卻飽受手機欺凌的辛酸。42Please respect copyright.PENANA8DGLuuWc4V
「那就換掉啊!大不了叫瞳狼換個地方住!!」42Please respect copyright.PENANAbdFtVN0Bp5
人家鬼娃都恢復自由多久了!你還想把人家塞進手機裡!?還換地方!!到底!?42Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0E3AMJzae
42Please respect copyright.PENANAMy6njHMu9j
而且,手機哪能說換就換……42Please respect copyright.PENANAvTcCqU2LOD
42Please respect copyright.PENANAK6vapyC90x
「我不想換嘛…我和這支手機有感情……」我吸了吸鼻子說著,本人才不會承認這是裝可憐……42Please respect copyright.PENANAd3fXg9gWwr
「感情個鬼!給我換掉!」學長暴動了,作勢要衝過來給我再補個幾下。42Please respect copyright.PENANAilZONcZcBP
而我也暴動了,忍不住脫口朝那邊大喊:「因為這支手機是你送的嘛--!!」42Please respect copyright.PENANAHy1r6gNeNs
42Please respect copyright.PENANApVFkbfML0z
「……」聽見我這個回答的學長愣住,原本要踹過來的那一腳也就這樣停在半空。42Please respect copyright.PENANAav7Y8PeRIE
42Please respect copyright.PENANAollf8JqkTn
……42Please respect copyright.PENANAUT6l173zuI
42Please respect copyright.PENANAc8nbvHSdrI
呃,我剛剛是不是說了什麼不得了的話?42Please respect copyright.PENANAwnzySl3bu3
42Please respect copyright.PENANApcYORtegNP
「咻~~~」腐長一臉曖昧的吹了一聲響亮的口哨,還不停的在我和學長之間擠眉弄眼:「看不出來漾漾小朋友這麼熱情又專一啊!冰炎你就收了他吧,看你有蠻喜歡的不是嗎?」42Please respect copyright.PENANA57SM8cObIu
42Please respect copyright.PENANAVWv0HYjjbB
「……輔輔輔輔輔輔長你在說什麼啊!!!」我整張臉瞬間爆紅。42Please respect copyright.PENANArfEzGWeg0v
42Please respect copyright.PENANADeOm86SFC0
什麼收不收啊!也太直接了吧!你是真的看出了什麼還是單純開玩笑!?不管是哪一個都很可怕啊!!!42Please respect copyright.PENANADymcImZrKd
42Please respect copyright.PENANAHSrEMorYYt
「提、爾。」輔長在被踢飛前的最後一刻,聽到的就是這樣一句咬牙切齒還充滿殺意的,所謂來自地獄的呼喚。42Please respect copyright.PENANAr45tSSnQTp
42Please respect copyright.PENANAwaAc60CCnq
然後就這樣成為天邊的一顆星了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAw0JQlDs8SD
42Please respect copyright.PENANAKdIcTTwOid
ns3.133.94.34da242Please respect copyright.PENANAdNOivVOR0w
在黑館裡一戶一戶的道過謝後,那天晚上,我就在查資料的過程中度過了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAMg2OeNu1UY
隔天一早,我在手機鬧鈴的慘叫聲中嚇到跌下床,然後又被從隔壁房殺過來的學長一陣爆打。42Please respect copyright.PENANAAgZ9N1OAuI
「褚!你知不知道現在才幾點!」痛打。42Please respect copyright.PENANAdSqKkarmn2
「對不起!但我調六點四十他要四點十六叫我也真的沒辦法啊!!!」遭痛打。42Please respect copyright.PENANAy93G5H3lpz
42Please respect copyright.PENANAmUOVLDSBEz
所以要和阿雞去出任務的這一天,我就已被殺人兔拎去找輔長作為開場了,真是可喜可賀。42Please respect copyright.PENANAhyfySu4voS
42Please respect copyright.PENANApFmsfeNXJg
「唉唷冰炎啊,漾漾小朋友雖然是妖師,但還是禁不起打的啦。一樣打手手會斷骨頭,打頭頭會噴腦漿啊,你下手也太狠。」提爾一邊說一邊幫我上藥,而我則縮在房間角落,離那隻還在生起床氣的低氣壓禽獸精靈遠遠的。42Please respect copyright.PENANAxHNSxva6BU
在這裡澄清一下,我沒有斷骨頭也沒有噴腦漿,只是身上東一塊青西一塊紫,看起來有點像畢卡索他老人家的曠世傑作。42Please respect copyright.PENANAvwAT13ARMN
精靈打人真的痛爆,混血的也一樣!42Please respect copyright.PENANAGZtEbsrwtK
那些一天到晚吶喊「學長拜託請你踹我吧!!」的人們!拜託你們愛惜生命!就算學校可以復活滿足你們死過來活過去的願望,也不要忘記身體髮膚受之父母!!!42Please respect copyright.PENANA0w68Tx83p3
42Please respect copyright.PENANAOMFTo8R6De
「誰叫他都這麼多年了,也學不會管好自己的手機!」紅眼惡狠狠的朝我瞪來,我嚇得又抖了一下。42Please respect copyright.PENANAsbImgeQSVC
「我也沒辦法啊……他都自己亂叫,我各種方法都試過了,只差換掉他……」我委屈的訴說著身為手機主人卻飽受手機欺凌的辛酸。42Please respect copyright.PENANA8DGLuuWc4V
「那就換掉啊!大不了叫瞳狼換個地方住!!」42Please respect copyright.PENANAbdFtVN0Bp5
人家鬼娃都恢復自由多久了!你還想把人家塞進手機裡!?還換地方!!到底!?42Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0E3AMJzae
42Please respect copyright.PENANAMy6njHMu9j
而且,手機哪能說換就換……42Please respect copyright.PENANAvTcCqU2LOD
42Please respect copyright.PENANAK6vapyC90x
「我不想換嘛…我和這支手機有感情……」我吸了吸鼻子說著,本人才不會承認這是裝可憐……42Please respect copyright.PENANAd3fXg9gWwr
「感情個鬼!給我換掉!」學長暴動了,作勢要衝過來給我再補個幾下。42Please respect copyright.PENANAilZONcZcBP
而我也暴動了,忍不住脫口朝那邊大喊:「因為這支手機是你送的嘛--!!」42Please respect copyright.PENANAHy1r6gNeNs
42Please respect copyright.PENANApVFkbfML0z
「……」聽見我這個回答的學長愣住,原本要踹過來的那一腳也就這樣停在半空。42Please respect copyright.PENANAav7Y8PeRIE
42Please respect copyright.PENANAollf8JqkTn
……42Please respect copyright.PENANAUT6l173zuI
42Please respect copyright.PENANAc8nbvHSdrI
呃,我剛剛是不是說了什麼不得了的話?42Please respect copyright.PENANAwnzySl3bu3
42Please respect copyright.PENANApcYORtegNP
「咻~~~」腐長一臉曖昧的吹了一聲響亮的口哨,還不停的在我和學長之間擠眉弄眼:「看不出來漾漾小朋友這麼熱情又專一啊!冰炎你就收了他吧,看你有蠻喜歡的不是嗎?」42Please respect copyright.PENANA57SM8cObIu
42Please respect copyright.PENANAVWv0HYjjbB
「……輔輔輔輔輔輔長你在說什麼啊!!!」我整張臉瞬間爆紅。42Please respect copyright.PENANArfEzGWeg0v
42Please respect copyright.PENANADeOm86SFC0
什麼收不收啊!也太直接了吧!你是真的看出了什麼還是單純開玩笑!?不管是哪一個都很可怕啊!!!42Please respect copyright.PENANADymcImZrKd
42Please respect copyright.PENANAHSrEMorYYt
「提、爾。」輔長在被踢飛前的最後一刻,聽到的就是這樣一句咬牙切齒還充滿殺意的,所謂來自地獄的呼喚。42Please respect copyright.PENANAr45tSSnQTp
42Please respect copyright.PENANAwaAc60CCnq
然後就這樣成為天邊的一顆星了。42Please respect copyright.PENANAw0JQlDs8SD
42Please respect copyright.PENANAKdIcTTwOid