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【鬼灯的冷徹/白鬼】短篇
作者:
神澤怜

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我愛你。前篇
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「窩、握……窩矮……啊咧?」人來人往的下班時間,通往閻魔廳的長廊上,走在柿助和琉璃男前面的小白忽然停下腳步,歪著腦袋努力回想稍早之前,有隻頗可愛的雌性吉娃娃跑到牠面前說的話。29Please respect copyright.PENANAa3FCr7FtOB
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「喂,別停在路中間。」琉璃男出聲提醒道。29Please respect copyright.PENANA2DUYoNkHXy
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「啊……抱歉,可是我只要邊走路就想不起來了。」小白露出苦惱的表情。29Please respect copyright.PENANAxZsCVFYslq
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「『……』」深知小白天然呆的程度一直都遊走在他們能想像的範圍邊緣,柿助跟琉璃男很好心地一個用銜的、一個用推的把小白移到牆邊,讓牠專心思考。29Please respect copyright.PENANASRDVP5OoIO
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「嗯……到底是什麼呢?握矮……窩矮尼?」29Please respect copyright.PENANAqAWpfnlMPO
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「……想不想的起來果然跟走路一點關係也沒有吧?」柿助終於忍不住出聲吐槽。29Please respect copyright.PENANAuR799il8mo
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一旁的琉璃男看著小白依舊寫滿問號的臉,附和地點了下頭,「嗯。」29Please respect copyright.PENANAGFusOdMvYH
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正當柿助打算叫小白別想了,乾脆明天再去問人家一次還比較快時,一個人影逼近他們,熟悉的聲音從頭頂上落下。29Please respect copyright.PENANAJKXmHFWLEV
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「我愛你。」29Please respect copyright.PENANAsgEAzeOvxt
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「對、對,就是這個!」發音跟腦中越來越模糊的印象一致,想到不用再苦苦回憶,小白皺在一起的眉間瞬間舒展開來,尾巴跟著興奮地搖擺。29Please respect copyright.PENANAs3FFPtYzpx
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「白澤大人,你好。」注意到來人是誰,牠們紛紛和他打招呼。29Please respect copyright.PENANAmdxbz9osAk
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白澤用牠們已經很熟悉的中文問候語回應:「你好。」說完揚起愉快的笑容,蹲下身摸了摸小白的腦袋,「被告白了呢,小白真受歡迎。」29Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ny8aRbVEO
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「『咦?』」無論是當事人還是旁觀者都一臉不明所以。29Please respect copyright.PENANAMqP30IMwHV
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「那句『我愛你』翻譯成日文就是我愛你的意思喔!」身為來自中國的神獸,翻譯當然不是問題。29Please respect copyright.PENANA4F7RllpS4O
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「欸?竟然有從中國來的狗跟你告白?」柿助驚訝的望向還在消化理解中的小白。29Please respect copyright.PENANAmRx1O647wV
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「真是狗不可貌相。」琉璃男同樣用打量的目光看著那張傻呼呼的臉,數百年如一日。29Please respect copyright.PENANAcpcoFrslnY
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「咦?所以我被告白了嗎?哇!好開心!」彷彿現在才反應過來,小白高興得跳了起來。29Please respect copyright.PENANA2uq9iVLwBc
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「……對方知道牠這一面嗎?」29Please respect copyright.PENANA7rHFP3gEXY
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「……天曉得。」29Please respect copyright.PENANAjvv66BkAtp
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跟柿助低聲交換了幾句,琉璃男想,反正青菜蘿蔔各有所好,只要小白高興就好。倒是柿助有點被同伴搶先的不甘心,明明牠在猴子的世界裡也算長得挺俊俏的。29Please respect copyright.PENANAdM5sFp01Cq
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「不過既然也在不喜處工作,應該會說日文吧,為什麼要特地說中文?如果不是剛好碰到白澤大人,那傢伙可能明天就忘了。」這是琉璃男比較納悶的地方。29Please respect copyright.PENANAreESA3OEUU
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「這個啊,因為今天是5月20日,中文的520念起來很像『我愛你』,所以也有很多人會在今天跟人告白,最近這種取諧音的日子越來越多了。」聽著白澤的解釋,底下三隻邊認真聽講邊露出不可思議的神情。29Please respect copyright.PENANAEv4LBVnAPS
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「原來現在還有這種日子。」柿助感嘆道。29Please respect copyright.PENANAjDEaFwbkfE
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「還有很多喔,例如去年是西洋曆2013年,就有很多人選在1月4日那天結婚,因為中文的201314念起來像『愛你一生一世』。」白澤用中日文交替的方式說明,忽然想到什麼似地輕笑出聲,「不過那天是超不宜嫁娶的大凶日就是了。」29Please respect copyright.PENANACjFvNqeCWG
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對於跟現世有關的新奇資訊聽得津津有味,小白舉手提問:「呐、呐,白澤大人。」29Please respect copyright.PENANAG7VUfUElrE
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「嗯?」29Please respect copyright.PENANAaTnDNLV0uW
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「白澤大人有對人說過窩、窩……」中文發音實在學不來,小白很快就放棄,直接用日文說:「有在這天對人說過我愛你嗎?」29Please respect copyright.PENANAtPHNybZNmh
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怎麼可能沒有?另外兩人同時這麼想。29Please respect copyright.PENANAlRA7jbkmvk
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白澤在和鬼灯交往前拈花惹草的程度他們早就從桃太郎那邊聽說,小白自己也曾在白澤身上聞到滿滿的雌性氣味……嘛,不過肯定已經忘了。29Please respect copyright.PENANAhHZ8KZSCAZ
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而對方的回答卻出人意料,「沒有喔!」29Please respect copyright.PENANAjxrHvHsroU
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「『咦?』」29Please respect copyright.PENANAYz6REqbJer
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「確實我以前很喜歡跟女孩子玩,也最喜歡女孩子了,她們也喜歡聽甜言蜜語,不過我都是說『喜歡』,沒有用過『愛』這個字。」29Please respect copyright.PENANASVGOT1jSRo
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「為什麼?」歪著腦袋,小白一派無邪的繼續追問。29Please respect copyright.PENANAaUyU3Yvopw
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「愛這個字的意義太深重,就跟結婚一樣必須有一定程度的責任。之前桃太郎也問過我有沒有結婚的打算,我就說了沒有,對女孩子都是很坦白地問『跟我玩玩好嗎』,這樣既不會傷到人,也符合我的原則。」29Please respect copyright.PENANAcI8fbkcRjF
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「聽起來好帥!」29Please respect copyright.PENANAqPSXivrNpJ
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「對吧?」29Please respect copyright.PENANAgrGLvVWvGy
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「『……』」果然是呆子。柿助跟琉璃男無語地看著對白澤投以崇拜眼光的小白,雖然白澤的話聽上去好像很合情合理也很有原則,但是牠難道沒發現建立在花心的基礎上就有哪裡不對了嗎?29Please respect copyright.PENANA1Emb9HSz71
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鬼灯推著堆滿卷宗的推車,遠遠走來就看到這麼一副景象。29Please respect copyright.PENANALbAaWVRQg9
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小白始終用閃閃發亮的眼神注視著白澤,手掌服從地搭在對方手上,玩左手、右手、再換手,另外兩隻則用十分複雜的眼神觀看眼前的寵物秀。29Please respect copyright.PENANAbfo6L8MGeV
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……他們在幹嘛?29Please respect copyright.PENANANJd0FItVuE
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不管能不能從表情理解他們的悲喜交加,都不妨礙他對白澤一貫的招呼方式。29Please respect copyright.PENANAaH2kQSIjJ8
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輪子的滾動從喀答喀答變成達達達達,鬼灯的腳步從快步走變成向前衝。29Please respect copyright.PENANA5a3GLAjGaO
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「咦?」聽見騷動的聲音,白澤抬起頭,正好看到鬼灯氣勢十足地推著推車往他這邊衝,完全沒有減速的意思,「等……」29Please respect copyright.PENANAD4c9tiwcS4
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「你好啊!」29Please respect copyright.PENANA5LCIaMBkui
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和問候一起的是巨大的碰撞聲。29Please respect copyright.PENANAOcUfl07Y82
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來不及閃躲,白澤硬生生被推車給撞開,用後滾翻滾了三圈才趴倒在地上。29Please respect copyright.PENANAngK6aLNWhX
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「你們在這裡做什麼?」鬼灯一臉若無其事地問渾身抖個不停的三隻。29Please respect copyright.PENANAtAMjNMXC78
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「『……』」姑且不論白澤剛剛闡述的花心大道理,琉璃男和柿助眼下也真心佩服起狼狽地趴在那裡的神獸。29Please respect copyright.PENANAPkP5ZVIfC2
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以前的事就算了,這個人最厲害地方果然是有辦法跟鬼灯交往,而且能活到現在吧?29Please respect copyright.PENANAj2V8WbINYI
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「怎麼了?」注意到沒有人回話,只是愣愣地盯著他,鬼灯又問了一次。29Please respect copyright.PENANAUt0Q5cFSq6
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面對鬼灯,最先回過神來的自然是小白。驚恐僅僅維持10秒,在第11秒就恢復原本的樂天,「鬼灯大人,你下班啦?」29Please respect copyright.PENANAlp5bBkv62v
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「快了,等我把這些送回閻魔廳。」29Please respect copyright.PENANAeAmESu5MLf
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「呐呐,鬼灯大人,我跟你說唔唔唔……」小白迫不及待想把今天被告白的事,和剛才白澤說的事跟鬼灯分享,嘴巴卻被動作快一步的柿助摀住。29Please respect copyright.PENANAW2Ahhq5d7p
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和柿助交換了一個眼色,琉璃男拍動翅膀用爪子把小白拎起,「我們就先告辭了,鬼灯大人。」29Please respect copyright.PENANAPHNrMT2haD
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「您工作辛苦了,鬼灯大人。」柿助同樣行了行禮。29Please respect copyright.PENANALattS5QNzz
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「不會,你們也辛苦了,早點回去休息吧!」沒對突兀的道別深究,鬼灯很乾脆地把他們放走。29Please respect copyright.PENANAtiUcAQMzRs
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只有完全沒明白過來的小白出聲抗議,直到身影消失在走廊盡頭。29Please respect copyright.PENANAkorLLlXutL
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「好痛痛痛……」被遺忘的人直到這時才從地上爬起來,轉了轉幾個扭到的地方把骨頭喬回原位。29Please respect copyright.PENANAlB3J2zmVC2
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鬼灯這才把視線放到白澤身上,「白澤先生,又來偷懶了啊?」29Please respect copyright.PENANATbAHTQOpp6
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「才沒有,我是結束工作才來的。」白澤氣沖沖地貼到鬼灯面前,「我說你啊,跟我打招呼的方式就不能溫柔一點嗎?」溫柔兩個字特別加重語氣,「我們都已經在交呃呃呃……」29Please respect copyright.PENANACBCoNKWcjb
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在關鍵字完整出口前,鬼灯直接抄起卷宗捅進白澤嘴巴裡。29Please respect copyright.PENANAp6duKcBPLK
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「白澤先生,請不要在走廊大聲喧嘩。」黑下來的臉色逼近白澤,放在卷宗尾端的手繼續往前壓,顧不得那也是公文之一,鬼灯用力把卷宗塞往白澤喉嚨深處。29Please respect copyright.PENANA6HgzsQaGsh
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白澤掙扎了好幾下才掙脫,彎腰大口大口喘氣。就算是神獸,沒辦法呼吸也是會死的。29Please respect copyright.PENANA3BtmL3yMH5
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「你這傢伙是真的想殺了我嗎?」白澤一把揪住鬼灯的領子。29Please respect copyright.PENANAeCFiylqAbR
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「不。」鬼灯竟然一口否認。29Please respect copyright.PENANA31nq0grGNr
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「……咦?」意料之外的答案讓白澤愣了一下。什麼嘛……他一直覺得交往前後鬼灯的態度都沒有太大的差異,原來還是有不一樣的地方。29Please respect copyright.PENANAJIMP2SrfwR
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沒給他太多感動的時間,鬼灯又補了一句,「只是想讓你永遠沒辦法說話而已。」29Please respect copyright.PENANAOEC7NCJoUJ
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「那不是一樣嗎!?」可惡把他的感動還來!29Please respect copyright.PENANARECLsRpyAn
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