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勇者大人怎麼可以這麼糟糕
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粉紅夜

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「好呀!!棒極了!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAKJb5uNNElu
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「唱的太好了!!天籟呀!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAPECVdEubW5
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掌聲伴隨著瘋狂的尖叫,養雞、養牛、養羊的三位大叔的起鬨聲大老遠就可以聽得到。53Please respect copyright.PENANAg0KmKfGrrU
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種蘿蔔的大嬸被他們逗的是小鹿亂撞,心花怒放的。53Please respect copyright.PENANAaCTglMHGUd
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「瞧瞧你們幾個,就是嘴甜。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAcA613mIIDV
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「什麼話!您的歌聲好呀!您一高歌,沒有蘿蔔不束耳頃聽的!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAnxfm0ZuHrK
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「哎唷!真會說話.....疑?這算是稱讚嗎?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAQHpGUy4x9G
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「下一個!下一個換誰表演!」53Please respect copyright.PENANASGH7pIMCLI
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大家都喝開了。53Please respect copyright.PENANA8P1Bf7lIni
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這是為了歡迎加歡送勇者而舉辦的慶祝會。53Please respect copyright.PENANAXvxCalM6rn
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按照祭典的慣例,自稱是大叔界一股清流的雞、牛、羊的三位大叔負責主持餘興表演節目。53Please respect copyright.PENANAlO8QyiRoRn
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「下一位!...沒有人了嗎?好吧!那麼就由我,洋洋得意的牧羊大叔,來表演一段賀歲迎春之喜羊羊數來寶!」53Please respect copyright.PENANA53lIafDAGB
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「好呀!好呀!」53Please respect copyright.PENANA9njE9AvZKW
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「還沒過年呢!在說什麼呀!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAlXanlQn9VF
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「要來囉!注意囉!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAABWCfmwMx4
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他先是停了一會兒,讓現場靜下來。53Please respect copyright.PENANAJhs8BFYars
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然後他聚精會神地,伸出了一根手指頭。53Please respect copyright.PENANA7FW7vFGKbs
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「一隻羊......兩隻羊......三隻羊......」53Please respect copyright.PENANAKKJued36Eg
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原來是數羊呀。53Please respect copyright.PENANA7GXgpBI42L
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直到數到第五隻羊,大會兒總算意會到是怎麼回事。53Please respect copyright.PENANAiPQsxgVVfx
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「好呀!太棒了!完美!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAtqJzl22k8B
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「100分!乾杯!!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANA78b7q2VL7k
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根本就沒人在看表演了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAofMPwERsjj
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他們就是找個名義蝦起鬨然後開心的喝酒。53Please respect copyright.PENANAuRIurvp3HU
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「...一點也不好!!!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAlsEVF25cbj
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突然傳來一股帶點稚氣的童聲。53Please respect copyright.PENANAPrdtxPa27D
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「什麼爛表演...嗝!...弄這麼大名堂,搞了半天只是數羊!而且哪有人數不到十隻就睡著的呀!!爛透了!!零分!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANA26qIbmzDmZ
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原來是艾翠絲看不下去了,她一邊喝酒還一邊嚷嚷。53Please respect copyright.PENANA4vkc6ILBUg
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...等等,艾翠絲平常是不喝酒的呀?53Please respect copyright.PENANAAN29Ub0bnM
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雖然她已成年,但她嫌酒不好喝每次慶典都滴酒不沾,怎麼這次...53Please respect copyright.PENANAIvMNRaUbqa
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仔細一瞧,在她旁邊的正式一邊附和還一邊幫她斟酒的芙。53Please respect copyright.PENANAgC6CRPK0GI
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「您說的是,別氣了!來多喝點吧!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAsMjeQIqIXB
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「...還別氣!最令人生氣的就是妳!!什麼傳說中的勇者!什麼有救世能耐之人!人家本來還期待來的是一個英俊瀟灑個性正直見義勇為武功蓋世的白馬王子!結果來的是女的就算了還是一個徹頭徹尾的大變態!!舔什麼舔呀!那是人家的初吻耶!而且哪有人為了捏別人奶頭追著人家跑得!爛透了!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAbUApuPnJIR
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「是是是,我差勁透了而且是個大變態,都是我不好,跟您賠不是,來!敬妳一杯!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAUOKsXAhP8Z
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「哼!這還差不多...」53Please respect copyright.PENANALqhBCMFk62
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艾翠絲一口把遞上來的酒喝乾。53Please respect copyright.PENANA3BMsGsyns7
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「...嗝~~......再來!」53Please respect copyright.PENANARuXTN55Pvh
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第一次見到艾翠絲喝成那個樣子,等她隔天起來有得她受了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAeAEThktpIB
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這也是理所當然的,畢竟她是婆婆預言的勇者。53Please respect copyright.PENANAshMgFkq5Z3
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不過之後的發展,就出乎阿爾法的預料。53Please respect copyright.PENANAleNv8s8vbA
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因為自己學的是神聖魔法,也有在陌生村子受到禮遇的經驗。53Please respect copyright.PENANAUs2UZ5RfZf
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對阿爾法而言,那種關係是一種利益交換:我的能力能幫到你們,所以你們對我和善。53Please respect copyright.PENANAVauEKvnKFj
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君子之交淡如水,大概就是這種感覺。53Please respect copyright.PENANAWGu6EuOW0m
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但芙卻很不同,她豪不做作,對自己特殊的癖好與變態行徑是從不隱瞞。53Please respect copyright.PENANAk7J50ehanT
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村民也自然而然的接受了她這個樣貌,並且跟她打成一片。53Please respect copyright.PENANAEo6oMa3gYX
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阿爾法有點羨慕那樣的芙。53Please respect copyright.PENANAvdNtfELQAG
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...不對,芙不是第一個讓自己意識到這件事情的人。53Please respect copyright.PENANAito0RoE6g3
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不過那位"第一人",剛剛也因為忠於自己的緣故,正躺在旁邊呼呼大睡呢。53Please respect copyright.PENANAP1AZNPL8nA
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阿爾法喝了一口酒,笑看著愛喝又不勝酒力的歐梅嘉。53Please respect copyright.PENANAWPIdIyxEZM
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「歐梅嘉!歐梅嘉!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAa4LRnbHHxY
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芙跑了過來。53Please respect copyright.PENANAs3hVpql58u
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「什麼?睡著了嗎?真弱呀!他明明就沒喝多少酒。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAU7sWeh8rQ2
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「妳背上背著的是...」53Please respect copyright.PENANAIMQeA5OAQz
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「恩?這個嗎?這個是我剛剛養成的少女抱枕,今晚要抱著睡的,呼呼呼呼^q^」53Please respect copyright.PENANACbzZPwHOBB
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...原來圖的是這個嗎?看來艾翠絲這輩子再也不會喝酒了,就在明早過後...53Please respect copyright.PENANA86vYRnSaBn
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「歐梅嘉!歐梅嘉快起來!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANA2Y2u8Icoux
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「......嗯嗯?怎麼著怎麼著?天亮了嗎?」53Please respect copyright.PENANA4PSnUP5rgU
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「還沒拉!天還沒亮,別提那個了,咱們來划酒拳!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAgMDwWj1KHt
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「哎唷,妳去跟別人玩拉!我好睏唷!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAmbdXZAKT0Q
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「這樣好嗎?那我就要去找阿爾法玩了唷!話先說在前頭,我玩酒拳可是超級厲害唷,到時候阿爾法會被怎樣我可不敢保證^q^」53Please respect copyright.PENANAYhFQ72yoYm
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「......什麼!那可不行!讓我來阻止妳!妳要玩什麼?」53Please respect copyright.PENANALHpJfPhbCF
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阿爾法心想這不是一樣嗎?苦笑著看芙教歐梅嘉玩一種叫海帶拳的遊戲,根據芙的說法,這個遊戲每輸一局就要脫一件身上的衣服。53Please respect copyright.PENANAupx4Qkz6Xy
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雖然阿爾法覺得這規矩對女孩子不利,不過芙靠著氣勢、熟悉規則,再加上歐梅嘉因為酒醉動作遲緩等優勢,沒一會兒,就讓歐梅嘉輸到必須脫下最後一件短褲。53Please respect copyright.PENANAIZgS0OC5v5
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「...等等!這件不行呀!妳是女孩子對妳也很失禮吧!!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAdFZjJNbXaM
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「呼呼呼,我本子看多了,什麼尺寸我沒看過^q^」53Please respect copyright.PENANAypUKl3Fy0j
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「拜託不要!我脫下來以後人生就毀了!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAOdQGuMkWdK
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其實現在脫了也沒什麼人會看到,現場還沒陣亡的人,就剩阿爾法、歐梅嘉、芙和大婆婆。53Please respect copyright.PENANAZ54sLEYeZH
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......說起來大婆婆也是每次慶典都把其他人灌醉,雞牛羊三位大叔向她挑戰最後臣服於她以是每年最後的慣例。這一點芙跟大婆婆還真是滿像的。53Please respect copyright.PENANAKj3VPVi9Pg
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「好吧,雖然照規定是一定要脫一件,但我也不是這麼邪惡的人,居然你不想脫,我就特別網開一面。」53Please respect copyright.PENANA1jrxUkhZy4
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果然來了嗎?53Please respect copyright.PENANAID2sit6mat
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如阿爾法所料,芙有其他企圖。53Please respect copyright.PENANAELbSvGLi46
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「喔喔喔!芙大人!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAuQyjulxQNg
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然後歐梅嘉也輕易的上鉤了。53Please respect copyright.PENANAzgS7tYRvcH
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「你只要現在去壁咚阿爾法就好了。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAq0H7LbZAUK
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「喔喔!這樣就可以了嗎??...等等,什麼是壁咚呀?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAgVO5tol2WU
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「什麼呀?連這個也不知道嗎?壁咚就是這樣...」53Please respect copyright.PENANATaAYy1Iiiw
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她把阿爾法拉到牆壁並做了示範。53Please respect copyright.PENANAalpq8F2FoB
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「...可是這樣,臉會貼得很近耶???」53Please respect copyright.PENANA6eNiYKjb4c
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「這樣很好呀!臉貼的近就直接親下去呼呼呼...^q^」53Please respect copyright.PENANAUr6aOx6CkF
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「但是...」53Please respect copyright.PENANAVW8rvfSBJZ
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「大男生很不乾脆耶!壁咚跟脫褲子選一個!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAIZ3stNUlNJ
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「.........................壁咚......」53Please respect copyright.PENANAiQwoIgVA7U
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「是不是~?那就快點開始吧!來來來!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAzPhpSvXv6c
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「等一下!我需要做一點心理準備!不要拉我呀!」53Please respect copyright.PENANA3DoWzcICeg
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「不用準備了拉!果斷的給他咚下去!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANA6TFrAdHH3l
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「可、可是...阿爾法也是會顧忌的吧??」53Please respect copyright.PENANADUbdelgXvn
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「我無所謂呀?」53Please respect copyright.PENANA1MJ65iUS8h
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「...秒答!?」53Please respect copyright.PENANA01HPpY7r4R
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「好了!快點上吧!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAonrjHnfuSw
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「............果然還是等一下!」53Please respect copyright.PENANA34rXFeeL7a
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阿爾法覺得歐梅嘉這樣的反應實在很有趣,長這麼大從未見過的。53Please respect copyright.PENANAd78YWKbkCo
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不過照這個樣子,大概他折騰個半個時辰也不會有結果吧?53Please respect copyright.PENANAihR5unHrn0
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決定幫他一把。53Please respect copyright.PENANA9t00D5qVk7
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阿爾法的右手繞過了歐梅嘉,轉了一圈靠在牆壁上,在他還來不及反應的瞬間,整個左半身順著迴旋的離心力轉了過去,左手著地,華麗的將歐梅嘉困在牆壁裡。53Please respect copyright.PENANAaqWDbHTbmm
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由於身高稍高,阿爾法以極近的距離俯視歐梅嘉驚慌失措又有些泛紅的臉頰。53Please respect copyright.PENANAOKaZc8y3Gr
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這讓阿爾法起了玩心,離開了原本在牆壁上的右手,輕輕繞過他的肩頸,最後將他下巴微微抬起。53Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7c2Vs0hAu
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歐梅嘉露出好像有一天大婆婆突然跟他告白的表情。53Please respect copyright.PENANAvKwBptHLxh
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阿爾法對這個表情滿意的笑了笑,回頭向芙問到:53Please respect copyright.PENANACAFkqiQwXs
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「這樣可以了嗎?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAhK3C8XwtM5
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才發現她緊抱著艾翠絲倒在自己鼻血的血泊之中。53Please respect copyright.PENANArTUI1Uo2nG
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「...你、你幹什麼啊啊啊啊啊!!!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAhd3f64ur4U
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「這樣不是快多了嗎?」53Please respect copyright.PENANAyCC37Gz7Po
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「都不會感到害羞的嗎?你這傢伙!!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANAxleiSz4CZ2
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「不過能看到你那有趣的表情,也是很值得的呀。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAC7B8zAoWWg
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「快給我離開!!!我雞皮疙瘩都快掉光了!!!」53Please respect copyright.PENANACxA2DvOmDv
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「是~是~你也快去休息吧,明天一早就要出發了。」53Please respect copyright.PENANA5A7VBegq7W
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「說的也......不,咱們一塊善後吧,每次慶典結束都是你跟艾翠絲在善後吧?我們一起收拾會比較快。」53Please respect copyright.PENANAyto3DuFcDA
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有點意外。53Please respect copyright.PENANA0pj4UfhLFv
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阿爾法露出微笑。53Please respect copyright.PENANAb3OKixQJLs
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「說的也是呢。」ns216.73.216.30da2
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