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夢日記
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繡眼

ISSUE #54
臭娘們打架才抓頭髮!
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夢到我是個女的,那時候是晚上,然後我夢到我跟另一個女的(以下稱為室友)合租一間屋況普通老舊的公寓頂加(我沒住過頂加),才剛搬進去沒多久,晚上有個女的跑來敲門,很生氣的怪罪我們把她鎖在外面,害她進不來,要我們向她道歉,並且以後要幫她開門。40Please respect copyright.PENANA6hguw3wKom
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貌似這女的是住我們旁邊的另一間房間內,而且似乎她沒有進頂樓門的鑰匙,只有房間的鑰匙,所以才會有被困住進不了房間的問題。40Please respect copyright.PENANA3DPDGAVfkD
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跟我合住的女生室友正坐在電腦桌前,突然有人跑來敲門怪罪,她愣住不知道該怎麼回應,開門的人是我,聽了這女的沒事跑來罵我們的話,我當下立刻很兇的回嗆她:40Please respect copyright.PENANA0GiypWo8sm
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「幹你娘老機掰!你沒鑰匙是我們的問題嗎?!不會去跟房東討?!不會再去打一副鑰匙來用?!你他媽的跑來怪罪我們幹什麼?!你跟我們一點關係都沒有,你他媽的憑什麼要我們負責幫你開門?!幹你媽的自己不處理好還敢跑來怪人?!你他媽的臭婊子當別人都欠你喔?!幹你媽的你以為你還是家裡的公主要人伺候服侍喔?!幹你娘的還真他媽的不要臉!自己的問題還敢跑來怪罪人?!你他媽的以為罵人我就會怕喔?!幹你娘的!有膽子就來打架啊!操!」40Please respect copyright.PENANA9MMNgvZsuo
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那女的大概沒想到會有女的突然罵這一長串的話兇回來,嚇得愣住了,跟我合住的室友也傻住了,然後那女的回過神,拿起一個紅色大臉盆,裡面裝了一半量的水,說如果我不跟她道歉,她就要潑水到我身上。40Please respect copyright.PENANA1pgM166dcN
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我賊笑了一下,立刻伸手把那臉盆朝她身上潑下去,然後對她扮鬼臉,接著雙手伸出比中指!40Please respect copyright.PENANAVFdXBsEnf0
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幹你娘的以為拿盆水來會嚇得住我嗎?!笑死!40Please respect copyright.PENANAh8cLycy3jN
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上句是我心裡的OS。40Please respect copyright.PENANA9eOanq2k6L
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那女的沒想到我會抓臉盆把水往她身上潑下去,氣得要衝過來抓我頭髮打架,大概這女的以為要動手打人我就會嚇跑,結果我反而往她面前衝過去,立刻對她使出大外割把她烙倒!然後右拳不停地往她的鼻樑狠狠的揍下去!40Please respect copyright.PENANAU2SWn8aQ1f
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「幹你娘的以為要打我,我就會怕嗎?!臭娘們打架才抓頭髮!恁爸打架都拳拳到肉啦!幹!揍死妳這死破婊!賤女人!幹!幹!幹!幹!幹!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAyZFnhbgnJQ
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我的反應大概都出乎這女的意料之外,竟然敢主動打她,而且還是爺們式的揍法,那女的拼命掙扎慘叫,室友看到我竟然一副像男人的模樣也嚇得傻住,不知該如何是好?在我不停地揍這女的時,我就醒來了...........40Please respect copyright.PENANAZUKpo3kt24
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好吧,揍得也挺爽的!(笑)40Please respect copyright.PENANAvIhvLwWyzk
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