夢日記 - 幼稚園

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昨晚夢到我掉頭髮變得稀疏，然後出現地中海了........... 64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeTItZ4CA9
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接著，我夢到我變成一個像是日本黑道打扮的大叔，到以前幼時唸的幼稚園(但看起來不像?)，然後看到幼稚園變得很荒涼，沒有招牌、大門破舊、教室空蕩，我走進去時，裡面有幾位幼稚園女老師，看到我問我是誰？看我的穿著想說該不會是園長?!(等等，怎麼感覺有點像蠟筆小新的?!)64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nJmqmjJxs
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我沒馬上回答，四處看了一下，看到辦公室、遊樂場，還看到一個教室，然後問這個幼稚園怎麼這麼荒廢？老師們一直要確認我是不是園長？我回答說我是副園長，突然心血來潮過來看一下而已，然後老師說幼稚園因為園長積欠幾千萬的債務跑掉了，再加上少子化影響，幾乎沒什麼小孩了，所以園區才這麼破爛.........64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJe9kwGVKn8
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靠夭啊.......幾千萬的債務?!幸好我沒說我是園長........64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8T0WmcgKT
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然後我就說要改革才能讓幼稚園死灰復燃，說要把園區轉型，結果就突然出現一堆巴嘎囧在大門外，我命令那些巴嘎囧進園區內，老師們問我要幹麼？我回答說今後幼稚園轉型成為保全或護衛訓練中心，這樣就沒問題了～64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEapShgDTR
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並且我說這些女老師也沒用了，資遣吧!!!!!!!!!!64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGk8BjXUkj3
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然後有些女老師哭著要留下來，說被資遣他們就沒工作了，這些女老師留著也沒啥用處，最後我跟他們說留下來可以，但要負責中心的伙食，有些人就答應了64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9HYskzCgr
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這些女老師就變成煮飯婆了.......64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvc0ylPI8o
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然後我開始要訓練巴嘎囧成為保全或護衛，開始要教他們武術，我向巴嘎囧聲明在這個訓練中心有幾項禁忌，有鑑於辦公室戀情會影響團體的士氣，所以其中一項就是「不准談戀愛」！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhhbaYGL9V
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然後有位巴嘎囧就舉手問說為什麼不能談戀愛？我就回答：「都男的你談個屁啊?!!!!!!!!!」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabKEfjfu00
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然後我突然想到：等等，萬一有同......這樣的回答好像也不太合適？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GtycdHU6n
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然後我就醒來了..........64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUj2LmzT1H
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