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【蠍迪】Have a Blast!(完)
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篇 #8
〈八〉木頭加豬頭!
CHAPTER EIGHT. CHANGING44Please respect copyright.PENANANaU67KiYe0
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「我來收碗盤囉~」旅店的大叔老闆拉開房門,恰好看到蠍揪著迪達拉的前襟把他壓在牆上的畫面。後者衣服凌亂,而且一副快要哭出來的樣子。44Please respect copyright.PENANABJ9YC0e7hQ
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「你們在玩摔角喔?我打擾到你們了嗎?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAflg3kgiXHp
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「哪有人拿著剪刀玩摔角的啦?!老闆你要狀況外也不是這樣啊!嗯!」迪達拉掙扎著:「旦那放手啦――」44Please respect copyright.PENANAWm8dvjYPEI
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蠍把剪刀往身後隨手一丟:「啊啊,我們是在玩摔角沒錯。」44Please respect copyright.PENANA9zuyI9hhNE
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「旦那你以為這樣會有人相信嗎――」迪達拉慘叫。44Please respect copyright.PENANAMylVQ9zLWL
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「那你們慢慢玩,碗盤我就收走了,再見。」大叔老闆快手快腳的收拾完桌面就關上房門離開了。44Please respect copyright.PENANAAV8XJVJ0U9
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「為什麼不救我?!嗯?!」迪達拉大驚。44Please respect copyright.PENANAGRgqMiRrAH
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「嗤。」蠍笑了起來,後退一步放開他的衣襟:「看你慌張失措的樣子真有趣啊,小鬼。」他本來就沒有真的要剪迪達拉頭髮的意思,只是嚇嚇他而已,沒想到他會驚嚇到這種地步。44Please respect copyright.PENANAqdbW4U2hgU
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迪達拉的臉脹紅了:「太過分了,旦那欺負我……我下次要去跟首領告狀,嗯。」他試圖把衣服拉整齊些。44Please respect copyright.PENANAiXdPnX0DVl
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「你根本不了解首領是個怎樣的人,」蠍陰沉的說:「他只會跟你講那很好啊打是情罵是愛,你們相處的不錯嘛……之類的。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAua52qLHdSO
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「騙人!」在迪達拉心目中,培因是個很酷的領導人。44Please respect copyright.PENANAsPuXQHU7XB
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「你到現在還沒正式見過那個無良首領吧。」蠍說,「有大事的時候他很正經,平常他以整人為樂……你以後就知道了。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAQXIPWU0gwD
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「旦那你的表情好恐怖……嗯……」一定是有被整得很慘的經驗吧……迪達拉想。渾然不知自己就是那個培因用來整蠍的「慘痛經驗」。44Please respect copyright.PENANAKbZuMq6dHi
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「我的人生從此變得完全不一樣了……」每天帶小孩、罵小孩……44Please respect copyright.PENANAtXFWf0HNKL
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「咦咦,有這麼嚴重喔?首領到底對你做了什麼……旦那你幹嘛一直盯著我看?我好像看到你背後有黑色的怨念耶?嗯……」44Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5kLA8uPhy
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「算了。」蠍恢復平常的表情:「反正都已經這樣了……算了。」而且……也不是全無好處。蠍看著愣頭愣腦的小搭檔,不禁浮現這個想法。44Please respect copyright.PENANAVVd5YmIK9r
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「你這個傻小子。」44Please respect copyright.PENANATHJYpLjhPS
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「啊,旦那又罵我!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAulGu6VR2Iw
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「只是陳述事實。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAeWD6TeZIB8
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「我很聰明的好不好!嗯!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAGBNyNqH4Rr
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「依我看你這叫自戀,自己稱讚自己也不怕別人笑?你的智商比起我還差遠了。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAudGwbzrWEi
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「旦那你比我還自戀啊?!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAb7pjLf3D9S
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兩人又開始交換沒營養的對話,這儼然是每天的例行公事了,蠍照例用言語欺壓迪達拉,看起來很愉快的模樣。在遇到迪達拉之前,蠍一天講的話很少超過十句,他也幾乎不笑的……彷彿可以想像某不良首領拿著「改造蠍蠍計畫大成功!」的牌子在遠方笑得欠扁的樣子。44Please respect copyright.PENANAMsbcHdoMTY
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「啊,八點了。」迪達拉跑到窗邊去,從二樓往下看:「真的有夜市耶……旦那,我們出去逛吧?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAXTltm14tKb
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「我不喜歡人多的地方。」蠍露出厭惡的表情。44Please respect copyright.PENANAESHx4sMTQS
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迪達拉皺眉:「旦那你明明是陪我來玩的,現在卻又不出門!祭典本來就人多嘛,你應該趁這個機會學習如何與群眾相處!況且我替你挑了一件這麼棒的浴衣,當然要出去讓人看看才行!嗯!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAb22Gq3dENU
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「通緝犯學習與群眾相處幹嘛?而且最後一句才是你的目的吧!你不要再拉我!臭小子!」蠍試圖撥開迪達拉又伸過來的手。44Please respect copyright.PENANAE3FwgEz4te
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「我也很困擾,要是旦那能自己走路我就不用拖著你走了,那樣也比較輕鬆啊,嗯。」44Please respect copyright.PENANAjeJbg07WBM
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「困擾的人是我吧!別說得我好像是行動不便的人一樣!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAEmWHip2eZC
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「旦那跟我出去嘛,跟我出去嘛,跟我出去嘛!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAWYyXC4I8rg
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「你是壞掉的收音機嗎?吵死了……」44Please respect copyright.PENANAyjiCisi4H8
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「出去嘛出去嘛出去嘛出去出去出去出去出出出去去!嗯!」44Please respect copyright.PENANACR7xeQy4kh
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蠍終於抓狂了:「好啦!你給我閉嘴!!」44Please respect copyright.PENANA9iulnsdT90
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這就是為什麼現在蠍會一臉不爽走在迪達拉旁邊的原因。而別在左襟上的紅色徽章好像真的相當有效,一條五百公尺的街上不斷有熱情的攤販塞東西到蠍手上:「小帥哥別不開心啊!來來來這送你吃,希望貴客在塔之國玩得高興點唷!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAeqQgj3b3nX
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「……這些東西你吃得完嗎?」蠍轉頭問也被塞了一堆食物的迪達拉(只不過他是開開心心收下的)。44Please respect copyright.PENANANO7YYve5Ln
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「吃不完,嗯!」對方燦笑著回答他。44Please respect copyright.PENANAa37oekWwUt
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路上遊客很多,果真如客店老闆所說有許多年輕人,也不乏一些帶子女來玩的小家庭。覺得拿一堆東西很煩的蠍開始隨手把手上的東西分送給路人。生長在資源不豐的沙漠裡,蠍從小就被教育「絕對不能浪費食物!!」44Please respect copyright.PENANAkaDX9U24BP
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被媽媽牽著的小女孩拿到了棉花糖、路過的老婆婆分到了章魚燒、微胖的中年婦人拿到了一袋滷味……44Please respect copyright.PENANAALU8vP92aH
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「這我不吃,妳們拿去。」蠍寒著臉把糖葫蘆、串燒、烤花枝、炒麵、椰子汁、烤香腸塞進一群結伴的年輕女孩手中,人人有獎。那些女孩看到一個俊秀的紅髮少年突然跑來送她們東西,個個羞紅了臉。在蠍轉身快閃後馬上熱烈討論:「他好帥喔!」「是不是對我們有意思?」「真害羞,馬上就走了!」「我喜歡他酷酷的樣子~!」44Please respect copyright.PENANA7yaemXpvrR
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迪達拉看蠍這麼做,心中非‧常‧不‧是‧滋‧味。他不悅地質問:「旦那,你為什麼都送給女的?嗯?」44Please respect copyright.PENANAA0DD4yuIgs
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「唔?我沒注意,巧合吧。我只是隨便拿給旁邊的人。」蠍道。44Please respect copyright.PENANA3MqQY6LlVt
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迪達拉對這個答案好像不太相信,他露出的一隻眼睛吊成三角形:「騙人……嗯……」44Please respect copyright.PENANAAoBCR4waUA
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「我騙你幹嘛。是你說不吃我才分掉的,你在生什麼氣?裡面有你想吃的東西嗎?」蠍一臉認真地說,看得出來他的確不是在裝傻。44Please respect copyright.PENANAteKTonzzMn
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「旦那是豬頭!嗯!」迪達拉大喊。44Please respect copyright.PENANAVUIrAvdlf1
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該怎麼說呢……蠍是木頭(這是雙關語)。被迪達拉罵了啊……想必大家都瞭解迪仔生氣的原因吧?對啦,就是這樣囉。ns216.73.216.224da2
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