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【蠍迪】Have a Blast!(完)
Author:
Lovw

ISSUE #8
〈八〉木頭加豬頭!
CHAPTER EIGHT. CHANGING32Please respect copyright.PENANAExtBIjM09b
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「我來收碗盤囉~」旅店的大叔老闆拉開房門,恰好看到蠍揪著迪達拉的前襟把他壓在牆上的畫面。後者衣服凌亂,而且一副快要哭出來的樣子。32Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1hbME7e3z
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「你們在玩摔角喔?我打擾到你們了嗎?」32Please respect copyright.PENANAzheQ5hsVwO
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「哪有人拿著剪刀玩摔角的啦?!老闆你要狀況外也不是這樣啊!嗯!」迪達拉掙扎著:「旦那放手啦――」32Please respect copyright.PENANAcvuBCdfh0Q
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蠍把剪刀往身後隨手一丟:「啊啊,我們是在玩摔角沒錯。」32Please respect copyright.PENANAZdqnegan4D
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「旦那你以為這樣會有人相信嗎――」迪達拉慘叫。32Please respect copyright.PENANAxLIjllmx27
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「那你們慢慢玩,碗盤我就收走了,再見。」大叔老闆快手快腳的收拾完桌面就關上房門離開了。32Please respect copyright.PENANAVeCM0suPw5
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「為什麼不救我?!嗯?!」迪達拉大驚。32Please respect copyright.PENANAjyAkVB0EwW
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「嗤。」蠍笑了起來,後退一步放開他的衣襟:「看你慌張失措的樣子真有趣啊,小鬼。」他本來就沒有真的要剪迪達拉頭髮的意思,只是嚇嚇他而已,沒想到他會驚嚇到這種地步。32Please respect copyright.PENANAppuxdTiDD1
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迪達拉的臉脹紅了:「太過分了,旦那欺負我……我下次要去跟首領告狀,嗯。」他試圖把衣服拉整齊些。32Please respect copyright.PENANAlINOW4wWlt
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「你根本不了解首領是個怎樣的人,」蠍陰沉的說:「他只會跟你講那很好啊打是情罵是愛,你們相處的不錯嘛……之類的。」32Please respect copyright.PENANAOTHr7XX1Y9
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「騙人!」在迪達拉心目中,培因是個很酷的領導人。32Please respect copyright.PENANAIjhSG5aMld
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「你到現在還沒正式見過那個無良首領吧。」蠍說,「有大事的時候他很正經,平常他以整人為樂……你以後就知道了。」32Please respect copyright.PENANAvnUVtSrrq7
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「旦那你的表情好恐怖……嗯……」一定是有被整得很慘的經驗吧……迪達拉想。渾然不知自己就是那個培因用來整蠍的「慘痛經驗」。32Please respect copyright.PENANAf0sBzE5Uqe
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「我的人生從此變得完全不一樣了……」每天帶小孩、罵小孩……32Please respect copyright.PENANAGPyP0Y3yRG
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「咦咦,有這麼嚴重喔?首領到底對你做了什麼……旦那你幹嘛一直盯著我看?我好像看到你背後有黑色的怨念耶?嗯……」32Please respect copyright.PENANAnTodI5Eoe1
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「算了。」蠍恢復平常的表情:「反正都已經這樣了……算了。」而且……也不是全無好處。蠍看著愣頭愣腦的小搭檔,不禁浮現這個想法。32Please respect copyright.PENANAIns6rR2cnx
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「你這個傻小子。」32Please respect copyright.PENANAFBMwzVJgAo
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「啊,旦那又罵我!」32Please respect copyright.PENANAHaAk3OFDBJ
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「只是陳述事實。」32Please respect copyright.PENANAK8MdLM3d2z
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「我很聰明的好不好!嗯!」32Please respect copyright.PENANATCPLrMd1aV
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「依我看你這叫自戀,自己稱讚自己也不怕別人笑?你的智商比起我還差遠了。」32Please respect copyright.PENANANCDH3PI0LW
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「旦那你比我還自戀啊?!」32Please respect copyright.PENANAZOsV1Xn4yt
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兩人又開始交換沒營養的對話,這儼然是每天的例行公事了,蠍照例用言語欺壓迪達拉,看起來很愉快的模樣。在遇到迪達拉之前,蠍一天講的話很少超過十句,他也幾乎不笑的……彷彿可以想像某不良首領拿著「改造蠍蠍計畫大成功!」的牌子在遠方笑得欠扁的樣子。32Please respect copyright.PENANA419dgaig2n
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「啊,八點了。」迪達拉跑到窗邊去,從二樓往下看:「真的有夜市耶……旦那,我們出去逛吧?」32Please respect copyright.PENANAmtJXFeWdP0
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「我不喜歡人多的地方。」蠍露出厭惡的表情。32Please respect copyright.PENANAlWYK1OBFMm
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迪達拉皺眉:「旦那你明明是陪我來玩的,現在卻又不出門!祭典本來就人多嘛,你應該趁這個機會學習如何與群眾相處!況且我替你挑了一件這麼棒的浴衣,當然要出去讓人看看才行!嗯!」32Please respect copyright.PENANADAaTd5rkqv
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「通緝犯學習與群眾相處幹嘛?而且最後一句才是你的目的吧!你不要再拉我!臭小子!」蠍試圖撥開迪達拉又伸過來的手。32Please respect copyright.PENANA5yw41BVCuE
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「我也很困擾,要是旦那能自己走路我就不用拖著你走了,那樣也比較輕鬆啊,嗯。」32Please respect copyright.PENANAoSKibesL8h
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「困擾的人是我吧!別說得我好像是行動不便的人一樣!」32Please respect copyright.PENANAkrzRywdEDh
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「旦那跟我出去嘛,跟我出去嘛,跟我出去嘛!」32Please respect copyright.PENANACQ42LLwo5C
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「你是壞掉的收音機嗎?吵死了……」32Please respect copyright.PENANA02vuyXQe9J
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「出去嘛出去嘛出去嘛出去出去出去出去出出出去去!嗯!」32Please respect copyright.PENANAwWCjxQxSyT
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蠍終於抓狂了:「好啦!你給我閉嘴!!」32Please respect copyright.PENANAjUhSAX8Chc
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這就是為什麼現在蠍會一臉不爽走在迪達拉旁邊的原因。而別在左襟上的紅色徽章好像真的相當有效,一條五百公尺的街上不斷有熱情的攤販塞東西到蠍手上:「小帥哥別不開心啊!來來來這送你吃,希望貴客在塔之國玩得高興點唷!」32Please respect copyright.PENANAUFaGyOeBX9
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「……這些東西你吃得完嗎?」蠍轉頭問也被塞了一堆食物的迪達拉(只不過他是開開心心收下的)。32Please respect copyright.PENANAJn4tCbbOaA
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「吃不完,嗯!」對方燦笑著回答他。32Please respect copyright.PENANAet86nV3cpY
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路上遊客很多,果真如客店老闆所說有許多年輕人,也不乏一些帶子女來玩的小家庭。覺得拿一堆東西很煩的蠍開始隨手把手上的東西分送給路人。生長在資源不豐的沙漠裡,蠍從小就被教育「絕對不能浪費食物!!」32Please respect copyright.PENANAnf32MSXhJs
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被媽媽牽著的小女孩拿到了棉花糖、路過的老婆婆分到了章魚燒、微胖的中年婦人拿到了一袋滷味……32Please respect copyright.PENANABZpH7WYwIN
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「這我不吃,妳們拿去。」蠍寒著臉把糖葫蘆、串燒、烤花枝、炒麵、椰子汁、烤香腸塞進一群結伴的年輕女孩手中,人人有獎。那些女孩看到一個俊秀的紅髮少年突然跑來送她們東西,個個羞紅了臉。在蠍轉身快閃後馬上熱烈討論:「他好帥喔!」「是不是對我們有意思?」「真害羞,馬上就走了!」「我喜歡他酷酷的樣子~!」32Please respect copyright.PENANAsguKKvSS9A
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迪達拉看蠍這麼做,心中非‧常‧不‧是‧滋‧味。他不悅地質問:「旦那,你為什麼都送給女的?嗯?」32Please respect copyright.PENANAaZQnKpv14i
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「唔?我沒注意,巧合吧。我只是隨便拿給旁邊的人。」蠍道。32Please respect copyright.PENANA0DT2Dd5lnb
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迪達拉對這個答案好像不太相信,他露出的一隻眼睛吊成三角形:「騙人……嗯……」32Please respect copyright.PENANArY4GSZr522
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「我騙你幹嘛。是你說不吃我才分掉的,你在生什麼氣?裡面有你想吃的東西嗎?」蠍一臉認真地說,看得出來他的確不是在裝傻。32Please respect copyright.PENANA3QI88kibP4
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「旦那是豬頭!嗯!」迪達拉大喊。32Please respect copyright.PENANALnilTpkYPw
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(待續)32Please respect copyright.PENANAKcTwP8SZhK
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該怎麼說呢……蠍是木頭(這是雙關語)。被迪達拉罵了啊……想必大家都瞭解迪仔生氣的原因吧?對啦,就是這樣囉。ns18.117.252.33da2
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