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吾命等身人偶使用說明書
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Pochipapa

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吾命等身人偶使用說明書 太陽篇
您現在已經成功地擁有了格里西亞.太陽!為了完全發揮他的功用並保證安全,請仔細閱讀以下條款。36Please respect copyright.PENANASt5cGRss22
注意:對因您未閱讀並依照安全操作程序對待您的太陽所造成的任何後果,凡光明技術有限公司不承擔責任。36Please respect copyright.PENANAXCRX44EVaC
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【技術參數】36Please respect copyright.PENANADiWu3SCx7a
名稱: 格里西亞.太陽36Please respect copyright.PENANA3LgNoH0Uow
性別:男性36Please respect copyright.PENANA45tC3xrZFs
制造商: 光明技術有限公司36Please respect copyright.PENANAcWnBQhAGic
制造日期:從這世上有藍莓派開始 36Please respect copyright.PENANAdwFyVi8tzu
使用壽命:直到這世上沒有藍莓派為止36Please respect copyright.PENANA6tiBjV334X
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【配件】36Please respect copyright.PENANADXEU4NqWGP
您的太陽裝備了以下配件:36Please respect copyright.PENANA1ELbeMbAnD
1) 完整的太陽騎士裝一套36Please respect copyright.PENANAOnTMGNN25Z
2)一把閃亮亮的太陽神劍36Please respect copyright.PENANAWtbxCKmcuq
3) 高級全身面膜一套36Please respect copyright.PENANAs9BrKQY6eG
4) 高級烈酒一箱36Please respect copyright.PENANAyQrHvOWfkZ
5) 斗蓬一件36Please respect copyright.PENANAuIQnvblWg9
*服裝配件僅此一套如有損壞定做將非常困難,請務必愛護。36Please respect copyright.PENANAxDHRb4MwSx
**面膜為消耗品, 沒有了請您自行購買.36Please respect copyright.PENANAQEo07Wu7v8
***高級烈酒為相當大的消耗品,請在必要時補足。36Please respect copyright.PENANAdJ3NCzCG1b
【啟動方法】36Please respect copyright.PENANACRPlE4v4xy
在確認程序安裝之後36Please respect copyright.PENANAAQhzrIAjhy
請按照下列順序啟動您的太陽。36Please respect copyright.PENANAUeJuikeGUa
a)輸入包裝中的注冊密鑰啟動您的太陽。 36Please respect copyright.PENANAWB4Fd4gYUp
b)在包裝盒外放置大量的甜死人不嘗命的藍莓派或是放滿香菜的魚肉粥。36Please respect copyright.PENANAOm1Jqav267
**進行第二項啟動程序的時候請務必在人少的地方進行,否則會被大量突如其來的太陽迷們踩扁。 36Please respect copyright.PENANAIsDvWwhvMM
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【能量補充】 36Please respect copyright.PENANAXkB2ILZlpv
食物:太陽十分挑食, 除了甜死人不嘗命的甜點以及放滿香菜的魚肉粥以外, 除非是審判個體或是寒冰個體以及亞戴爾個體做的食物, 其他一概不吃.36Please respect copyright.PENANAr2Rpp5djkb
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【衣著】36Please respect copyright.PENANA2Y9l2YcHqv
什麼都可以穿, 除了女裝.36Please respect copyright.PENANAWN9ITXwzlJ
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【行動模式】太陽有三種行為模式,分別是 36Please respect copyright.PENANAdxnjrLaLPA
1)正常,此為出廠默認模式。在此模式下您的太陽通常會滿臉笑容,舉止優雅,對您開始說明光明神的仁慈.36Please respect copyright.PENANAw45ZVyqVhw
2)惡魔化, , 此時的太陽會笑得十分陰森, 這時請您帶他去找審判個體或是寒冰個體, 或是做好家裡被淨化術給昇華的覺悟.36Please respect copyright.PENANAvGPYIdLrlO
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【操作】 36Please respect copyright.PENANAyp8kQQ0E1d
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您的太陽是界面友好的聲控式產品,他會聽從您的命令,然後加以扭曲成他想要的意圖,請用標准的忘響語交流。 36Please respect copyright.PENANA9R7cnb3fTk
(聽說光明技術有限公司的出品全都精通各界語言,所以也歡迎您用中文與他交談)36Please respect copyright.PENANAjpRq9WNuiq
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他有101種以上的用途,例如 : 36Please respect copyright.PENANAgSbVuWG4Ax
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A.強逼您操辦家務:有了他將會把你家弄得十分凌亂,然後以光明神的仁慈來強逼你收拾好,清潔至一塵不染。36Please respect copyright.PENANAFQYCSwy6iB
B. 保護,當您收到威脅或者您下達命令可觸發此程序。36Please respect copyright.PENANABtP7uIWV4w
*注意,如果您同時購買了其他的十二聖騎士個體,並與其同時遭遇危險,請做好會被完全忽略掉的準備。36Please respect copyright.PENANAQNdcUCVUvL
C. 行動力強(只有去找審判個體及寒冰個體時=)。36Please respect copyright.PENANAEmSXbUe1J2
D.觀賞性高:太陽外表出眾英俊挺拔,但他不會想去拍寫真集,更不想販售他的周邊商品。36Please respect copyright.PENANA38L2f4gKY4
所以意思就是您花錢買他回來只是學習如何當個下人,以及花更多錢去買高檔酒的。36Please respect copyright.PENANA6S0rjmLcYW
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【與其他種屬的兼容性】 36Please respect copyright.PENANA7pmFFDseSC
與審判個體及寒冰個體比較兼容。36Please respect copyright.PENANA1QGmrps9uc
但如果您買的是大地或是尼奧個體的話,36Please respect copyright.PENANAkhVzPjwbVB
放置在一起有可能會導致您家全毀, 除非是要搬家, 不過新家的話......恕本公司一概不負責任.36Please respect copyright.PENANAdmN6BhuPCz
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【常見問題】 36Please respect copyright.PENANAEy7RjRPSS0
Q:太陽可以幫我作功課嗎?36Please respect copyright.PENANATzie1ezHcG
A: 當然可以, 只要您看得懂的話.36Please respect copyright.PENANAGssePPBx9x
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Q:那麼我還能購買你公司的其他產品嗎? 36Please respect copyright.PENANA382P0HyeUO
A:當然可以, 推薦您購買審判個體及寒冰個體或是亞戴爾個體, 可以幫助您照顧以及餵食太陽個體.36Please respect copyright.PENANAccIGDybujX
請慎重選擇同時購買大地或是尼奧個體。36Please respect copyright.PENANANBBBd3DkXp
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Q:我的太陽面色蒼白,笑容勉強,情緒低落怎麼辦?36Please respect copyright.PENANAQgq1TFaejo
A:可能是太久沒吃藍莓派, 給他大量的藍莓派就可以了.36Please respect copyright.PENANA7w5FYzwVK5
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Q:我的太陽經常傻笑,怎麼辦?36Please respect copyright.PENANALxXsNjGVYU
A:他應該病了,去看看醫生吧。36Please respect copyright.PENANAVXzvzKL6Oy
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Q:我的太陽把家裡所有的點心都拿走不見了怎麼辦啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!! 36Please respect copyright.PENANAGxQmVYnOyu
A:他餓了,就讓他吃吧。36Please respect copyright.PENANAHW9OnInkPf
如果您硬是跟太陽搶點心可是會死的很慘的。36Please respect copyright.PENANACQNCtN7Fft
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Q:我的漾漾個體死掉了,要到哪裡埋葬?36Please respect copyright.PENANAUzl9U1M3uz
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A:您問錯地方了,這個問題要問在「褚冥漾說明書」裡面才對。36Please respect copyright.PENANAk5mUCRI2JH
另外他死掉照理說只要死在Atlantis學院中是會被醫療班復活的。36Please respect copyright.PENANArWpzEh7akG
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Q: 為什麼我一拆開包裝, 看到的不是太陽, 而是位頭髮捲捲的, 拿起劍來要人命的大叔?36Please respect copyright.PENANAdInbgy0vbx
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A: 恭喜您買到的話是格里西亞.太陽的老師__________尼奧.太陽!他也是本公司的熱門商品, 您可以憑購買發票即時退換, 在將尼奧裝回包裝箱時請不要拿走他的劍, 否則我們將不予退換。36Please respect copyright.PENANAgW3YPxkdP4
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如果您還是無法分辨的話,請仔細觀察他們的髮型,格里西亞的髮型是直的而尼奧則是捲的。36Please respect copyright.PENANAviZsZmaEUj
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Q:一般日常如何包養我的太陽? 36Please respect copyright.PENANAgnELNd9gSy
A:請不要讓他跟相遇大地或是尼奧個體,並經常與審判個體及寒冰個體或是亞戴爾個體交流.36Please respect copyright.PENANAShaumK1fzt
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Q:我的太陽經常傻笑,怎麼辦? 36Please respect copyright.PENANAB5jQa7dIA7
A: ……您……是否在不小心時使他的腦袋受到了巨大的撞擊? 36Please respect copyright.PENANAn6JusZunaB
請迅速關機將他送廠維修,我們會深入研究。36Please respect copyright.PENANAZQVhXbNV50
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Q:我的太陽在跟大地個體打架的時候把我們家炸了怎麼辦啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!! 36Please respect copyright.PENANAUdNxOursB3
A:上面的說明書已經提過了,兩個人在一起可能會導致家裡被炸的一團亂,所以這件事請自行負責。36Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5ov4n8LDz
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Q:我的太陽突然開始在句尾一直猛說阿嚕,為、為什麼?36Please respect copyright.PENANAs4d0zSC6TR
A:因為他感染了「NINI病毒」請立刻將他送往原廠商,我們會幫他好好治療的。ns3.141.33.133da2
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