Farce鬧劇系列 - 小學真相

　　大家好，我現在就讀小學五年級，相信大家應該都知道我是誰的！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZJfN1jmBe
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　　媽媽曾經跟我說過，如果人看到自己喜歡的人事物的話，身邊就會飄散著愛的小花花，雖然覺得很奇怪，不過我還是記住了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3h1o6Kv4TM
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　　今天我們的級任老師換了，聽說是因為之前的老師退休才會變成這樣。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fSHOiaVFt
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　　新老師一進來，我們班的女生都像媽媽說的那樣，我好像真的看見她們身邊飄滿了愛的小花花，我還覺得她們的口水好像快流下來了，不知道有沒有人可以借她們衛生紙，今天我不小心忘了帶。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMT9uYgEwl6
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　　老師自我介紹說他叫做陸旋旭，希望可以跟我們好好相處。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulcQwUv8DZ
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　　可是大家發花痴的情況持續了一整天，老師一整天叫了好幾個人上去寫答案，好多人都不會，不過我沒算是幾個人，但是應該有過半數。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrQ2dsITNO
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　　然後，新老師就發飆了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1FO4y5G3d
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　　一邊哭一邊吼，其中有幾個比較白目的男同學還去跟老師嗆聲，我只是坐在位置上看著。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡny4aOX8tQV
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　　結果老師更生氣，開始砸東西，一邊吼說要不是你們是小孩我早就揍人了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9R0lbCDFpy
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　　不知道為什麼，我開始覺得這個老師好好玩。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMR0WuKU7b
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　　可是，今天要讓筱哲叔叔載我回家的時候，剛好聽見新老師的聲音，我發現他被炒魷魚了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVp6zaNiRL
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　　好過分，我好不容易才遇到一個比較喜歡的老師，為什麼才一天就要離開？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0o1zBdX4X
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　　「媽媽，我們班今天來了一個有趣的新老師。」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiu0I3WeECM
　　「那很棒啊！」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oUEp5rS2k
　　「一點都不好！那個新老師已經被炒魷魚了！」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3vtDJWlhC
　　「啊？」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hQJLoJCtm
　　「媽媽妳打電話給學校啦！我不要老師被炒魷魚！」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrKwVwPN5b
　　「媽媽不能隨便就改變人家的主意呀。」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡir0XVgz0p2
　　「拜託啦──」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8QUibk6ZL
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　　結果就在我n次的拜託下，媽媽終於去打電話了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bP3WHOzZv
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　　連續打了兩通，第一通是打給學校的，媽媽說學校說會換老師，然後又打了一通，第二通好像是打給筱哲叔叔，可是這跟筱哲叔叔有什麼關係？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YzE4S5doS
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　　我聽到媽媽說什麼「你家那隻」，筱哲叔叔他家的寵物有超能力會聽電話嗎？我怎麼都不知道？而且這不太可能吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2RKkBnjWs
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　　然後這次我聽到媽媽叫了「旋旭」兩個字，那不是我們老師的名字嗎？他在跟老師講電話？筱哲叔叔認識我們老師？而且媽媽好像跟他很熟？好奇怪喔。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpncmaszs6
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　　掛斷電話後，媽媽跟我說她也沒辦法。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcj4ZnKMKu
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　　「媽媽，你剛剛是不是講了新老師的名字？筱哲叔叔認識他嗎？」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Z1s5HvXVq
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　　「啊？有嗎？」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtgPDFaCaZ
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　　媽媽居然裝傻！「就是有！我聽到了！」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysM7TtrVXR
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　　「而且妳明明也認識他！」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoqTXcEvsJ
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　　「唉，受不了你，改天讓你跟他見面行了吧？」真的嗎？好棒！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvitTyC84DQ
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　　「我最喜歡媽媽了！」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGvmnP7F7R
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　　雖然媽媽自己講完後在那邊不知道唸什麼，不過那些都不重要，媽媽每次說了就會做到，所以我一定可以再見到新老師的！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAYPPottnM
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　　「兒子啊，我跟你說哦！這件事你去拜託筱哲叔叔其實會更快達成！」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr8ef5yD6v
　　「真的嗎！」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgZK9iecf6
　　「當然是真的啊，媽媽什麼時候騙過你呢？」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTyHP06L33
　　「沒有！」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmU0Q3p2kf
　　「所以，你跟筱哲叔叔說，他應該、不！絕對會很樂意幫你的！」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJ3M8Y7NV5
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　　「我知道了！」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJk5OooTDu5
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　　但是當我想到要說的那天，來接我的人卻是媽媽，她說筱哲叔叔去度假了……怎麼這樣！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4wpp6KAQ1
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